My past life was a fan of all men

"National Teacher, I'm really laughing at you." The old lady bent her back slightly and said with a dry smile.

When Qian Zheng heard his mother calling a 17-year-old boy national teacher, he couldn't help laughing. Mo Lang glanced at Qian Zheng and frowned deeply. The scene was really embarrassing. "Zheng'er, why are you laughing, this is the national teacher I specially invited back to tell your fortune."

At this time, a face was as yellow as a cloth, and the deep dark circles under the eyelids were obviously worried about ten daughters, and she was haggard under the huge pressure of the old lady "giving birth to a little golden grandson", and the corners of her lips were slightly curved She walked out of the kitchen wearing a grass-green apron, and said very softly: "Husband, I have prepared for you your favorite braised pork ribs..." Before he finished speaking, he felt that a sharp knife was thrown behind him. As if interspersed, she turned her head and looked at her. After trembling for a while, she lowered her head and murmured, "Mom, you're back."

"If I don't come back again, wouldn't this family be turned upside down? The big ones, the small ones, and even you, the eldest and the youngest, don't let me worry!" The old lady moved her steps, serious With a long winter melon face, he said seriously: "This national teacher is specially invited by me to come back to tell your fortune. I beg you, give me a baby with a handle for the next child, please. Don't be a money-loser. This is my fault." After death, how can I have the face to meet the ancestors of the Qian family." Suddenly, he choked up and burst into tears, unable to control himself.

The woman in an apron stood in front of the old lady and lowered her head even lower, almost dropping her "yellow-faced woman" face on the floor. After marrying Qian Zheng for more than ten years, she was like a Like a child-bearing machine, I also blame myself for not being able to give birth to a son, and I don't know if there is something wrong in my previous life that caused all the good times in this life to be entrusted to the tenth month of pregnancy.She was born at the beginning of the year, conceived again in the middle of the year, and in the late autumn of the next year, there was another croaking, she cried bitterly with the baby, a very tragic scene, year after year, day after day, when will it end!look at the sky!

Mo Lang ordered Sun Ran to take the things he bought earlier to the bedroom of Qian Zheng and his wife and set them up. He set up the table in the hall, covered the table with a layer of bright yellow silk cloth, brought three sticks of incense and lit them, and placed them on the table. After a while, Sun Ran ran down from upstairs and said that everything was ready. Mo Lang was worried, and ran up to the second floor. He walked into the bedroom and took a look to make sure there was no mistake. , and then ran back to the lobby.

Qian Zheng and his wife just stood at the side of the hall and blinked at Mo Lang, frowning from time to time, gritting their teeth from time to time, not knowing whether to believe the words of a yellow-haired boy or not to fool around with their mother. Their backs were stiff, their facial muscles trembled from time to time, and their faces were full of helplessness.

Mo Lang walked to the side of the two of them, without a smile on his face, he just opened his mouth and said lightly: "I need your cooperation." The two couples froze for a while, tugged at the corners of their mouths, glanced at Mo Lang and said: " How do we cooperate?"

"Go back to the room and go to Wushan together."

"..."

Qian Zheng and his wife looked at each other blankly and swallowed, what is this and what is it?The one in broad daylight actually asked us to have sex. Something? !

They frowned, and when the three of them looked at each other in embarrassment, the old lady stretched out her hand and pushed Qian Zheng, "Zheng'er, hurry up, go back to your room, hurry up!" Qian Zheng's mouth twitched. , eyes full of incredible.My heart was circling in my mind, "How do I have sex in broad daylight? What's the matter!"

The old lady raised her hand to her chest, twitched her five fingers into a fist, her eyes were filled with anticipation and she tugged at her throat, the veins on her neck popped out suddenly, she swallowed her saliva, Chunfeng Shili grinned, opened her mouth and said with a vigorous smile: "Zheng'er, come on!"

Qian Zheng was stunned for a moment and looked back with lowered eyelids, most of his eyes were white eyes, and he glanced at his mother. Thousands of wild horses galloped past in his heart, he flattened his mouth in displeasure, and stretched out his hand to wipe With cold sweat on his forehead, he pulled the corner of his mouth and took his wife's hand and walked upstairs to the bedroom.

Mo Lang then reached out his hand to take out the Taoist robe from his shoulder bag, and put the Taoist robe on his body with his hand. The sleeves of the robe floated up, the fairy wind was like a bone, the jade tree was facing the wind, he was out of the world, and his heroic appearance could not fully express his unparalleled Taoism. One in ten thousand.

Sun Ran hurriedly took out the things prepared by his master earlier and placed them on the altar, three copper coins soaked in the urine of boys, two white horses made of clay, ten clay male clay dolls, and one tied with a small red flower The pottery of the little girl in a bun was all placed on the table, and then she picked up a copper plate and squatted down in a corner of the hall to burn paper money and ingots.

Wearing Taoist robes, Mo Lang walked slowly. There was only one altar in the wide hall, and the utensils Mo Lang needed to set up the formation. The rest of the tables, chairs and sofas had been carried away by the servants.He lit three more sandalwood incense sticks, and wisps of green smoke rose up. Mo Lang picked up the mahogany sword, closed his eyes and concentrated on his mouth, and said brokenly: "Heaven Lingling, Earth Lingling, Eight Directions Magic Ability, Nine Luo Great God, today Disciple Qianshengdian Jinlong set up the altar to offer sacrifices at noon on the first day of the first lunar month in the golden autumn sun year. Regardless of merit or demerit, in line with the vision of saving people, fulfilling their wishes, hanging pots to help the world, and solving people's problems, this altar was set up. If there is an offense in the middle, please send all disasters to thousands of lives, disciples should do more good deeds and accumulate more blessings..."

After finishing speaking, he held the sword hilt in his right hand and walked quickly in front of the altar in the hexagram formation. His figure swayed and his clothes fluttered. The three copper coins on the table were stacked in beads on the tip of the wooden sword, and then he stretched out his left hand to hold a bowl of mellow ancient cellar rice wine in his mouth, and sprayed it to the tip of the mahogany sword, releasing layers of water mist.

Put down the wine bowl, put the index finger of your left hand up on the top of Yintang, concentrate on it, calm and calm before the collapse of Mount Tai, "copper coins and beads are strung together to form a stone bridge, and galloping horses are embracing bears!"

Sun Ran blinked and looked at Mo Lang. He admired Mo Lang in his heart, but now he seemed to worship him even more.

In front of the altar, three copper coins fly out from the end of the mahogany sword, and they are neatly arranged like a stone bridge. On the altar, two clay-sculpted white horses spread their wings as bright as snow. The horses lean back and raise their front hooves. , made a long hiss in the air, ran into the stone bridge like a gust of wind, galloped on four legs like a hurricane swept across the end of the stone bridge, hoofed up and flew up from the stone bridge, and saw two horses with bright white hair running In the formation, he flew towards the Nine Heavens Palace surrounded by white clouds and fluttering auspicious clouds, and gradually sank into the clouds.

Mo Lang emptied himself, let himself lean back and fall freely into the formation behind him, his two long legs lifted up and kicked back and forth above his body, circling in a pattern, the hall suddenly darkened, and the candlelight on the altar flickered and dimmed Suddenly, a wooden peach sword flew out of Mo Lang's hand, circled clockwise above the gossip formation, and then shone brilliantly. There were white, purple, red, and black swords... colorful and radiant. bloom.

The light was directly projected into the ten male clay dolls, and the ten clay dolls winked suddenly, stretched out their short and fat hands to rub their sleepy eyes, stretched their arms above their heads, straightened their backs, and cheered up. The round body is twisting, very cute and interesting.