Scumbag's contract canary

Host: Today we have invited business tycoon Tang Du and his husband Yuan Xi, let’s say hello to everyone~

Tang Du (indifferent): Yes.

Yuan Xi (smiling, sign language): Hello.

Moderator: What is the age difference between the two?

Tang Du: Nine years old.

Yuan Xi: ... (Tang Du spoke too quickly, he hadn't compared it yet, so he glanced at Tang Du)

Tang Du tilted his head: Do you think I'm old?

Yuan Xi smiled.

Tang Du moved closer to Yuan Xi's ear and said something that the microphone couldn't hear.

Yuan Xi's ears turned red.

Moderator: ... Could you please let us know what you just said?

Tang Du (indifferent): I can't.

Yuan Xibi sign language: I'm sorry, he has a temper problem.

Tang Du glanced at Yuan Xi, pressed the back of his head and kissed him for a while.

The host covered his face.

Host: Who cooks at home?

Tang Du didn't speak, Yuan Xi pointed at himself, and grinned at Tang Du.

Tang Du looked at him tenderly, rubbed his head: Good boy.

Host: Is it delicious?

Yuan Xi looked at Tang Du.

Tang Du: ...Of course it's delicious.

Host: Both of you are very successful people. May I ask who will take care of the family property?

Tang Du: We didn't consider these, cards are mixed.

Yuan Xi pushed him and wrote on a piece of paper: No wonder, he won't let me use mine.

Tang Du hugged Yuan Xi's waist: that's enough for me.

Yuan Xi: Then use mine too.

Tang Du thought for a while: Okay, then use yours to buy...

He leaned over and whispered to Yuan Xi.

Host: ... two of us, this is a talk show. It is best for the audience to see what you say.

Tang Du glanced at the host.

Moderator: ... I'm sorry for your randomness.

Moderator: How do you usually buy clothes for the two of you?

Tang Du: Let's buy together.

Yuan Xi wrote again: When we go shopping together, I usually buy for him, because he always chooses something I don't like.

Tang Du frowned after reading it: You don't like it?

Yuan Xi smiled at the host and put away the paper.

Tang Du: Why don't you like it when you wear it often?

Yuan Xi pushed Tang Du, but Tang Du still clung to this question: Tell me why you don't like it.

Yuan Xi pushed him again, and Tang Du simply grabbed Yuan Xi's hand.

Host: If you two have any conflicts, you can go home and resolve them...

Tang Du: Shut up first.

Moderator: Excuse me.

Yuan Xi blushed, wrote something and only showed it to Tang Du: I like it because you bought it, but it's not very good-looking.

After reading it, Tang Du put the paper away: OK, next time you buy it, but I will be by the side.

Moderator: Can I have another question?

Tang Du: Yes.

Moderator: Tell me what you like most about the other person.

Tang Du had a funny expression on his face: I like them all, but I don't have a favorite.

Yuan Xi touched him lightly, and asked him to answer properly.

Tang Du: I can't say what I like.

Yuan Xi & Host: ...

Yuan Xi: I like his waist...

Moderator: Wow... I get it.

Moderator: Is there anything the other party can't let you bear?

Tang Du: Yes, I run around the house without shoes.

Yuan Xi thumped Tang Du's waist, hugged his waist, buried his head in his chest and arched, Tang Du patted his back.

Yuan Xi: I always misunderstand what I mean and get jealous.

Tang Du: I haven't.

Yuan Xi: Yu Zeming Andrew, you are jealous of Zheng Lan and Chen Jingyun!

Tang Du lowered his head: All right.

Tang Du: But I won't change it, you can't get too close to them.

Yuan Xi: Then you think I'm clingy again.

Tang Du: I didn't?Don't talk nonsense.

Moderator: ...that be quiet, let's move on to the next question.

Tang Du glanced at the host again, and the host asked guiltily: Then do you still want to discuss it?

Yuan Xi shook his head apologetically.

Host: Mr. Tang, I heard that you had contact with Yuan Xi because you spent a lot of money.

Tang Du felt that this description was problematic and didn't know how to change it.

Tang Du: Yes.

Host: So it wasn't because of liking at first, right?

Tang Du glanced at Yuan Xi: Well, but later...

Moderator: Okay next question.

Tang Du: ...

I suspect you did it on purpose but I have no proof.

Moderator: Your first impression of each other?

Tang Du: No one knows that he has cared about Yuanxi for a long time/Among the cups and cups, everyone comes and goes with fake smiles/Only he is cold and aloof, like a piece of porcelain with a sky-high price/Tang Du just watched from a distance, All set on fire

Moderator: Mr. Tang, what are you doing?

Tang Du: Read what this bald man named Nanshan Rose wrote to me. The description is not bad, almost like this.

Host: ... I heard that her next book is interesting, but the name is too stupid.

Tang Du: Who knows?Anyway, she can't come up with a name, so she likes to have a secret crush.Anyway, my baby and I can be sweet.

Yuan Xi: The first time I saw Tang Du, I thought he was very fierce.

Tang Du: Yes.

Yuan Xi: Very handsome, but too fierce.

Tang Du: I'm not going to kill you.

Moderator: What are you most afraid of losing?

Tang Du hugged Yuan Xi's shoulder: What do you think?

Yuan Xi pressed against his shoulder.

Moderator: … Excuse me.

Host: How did you celebrate your last birthday?Answer each other's.

Tang Du: You don't need to be on your own, it's all in bed.

Moderator: ...OK.

Host: If your home is on fire and you can only save one thing, what should you save?

Tang Du: Is Yuan Xi at home?

Moderator: On the premise that you are all safe.

Tang Du: Baby, can you tell me first?

Yuan Xi: Well... I will save whatever Tang Du wants to save.

Tang Du: Same.

Tang Du: Baby, come and post.

Yuan Xi: Okay...

Host: I'm going to be fed to death by dog ​​food.

Moderator: The impression of each other's friends.

Tang Du: Harlan, I am very grateful to him for helping me take care of you.

Yuan Xi: Pei Yan?I think he's pretty good.

Tang Du (with gloomy face): Oh.

Yuan Xi: Pei Yan is excellent, I wish him and Zheng Lan happiness.

Tang Du: Heh, the two of them still have to struggle for a while.

Host: When was the last time someone cried?

Tang Du: Last night.

host:?

Yuan Xi lowered his head in embarrassment.

Moderator: Excuse me.

Yuan Xi: For Tang Du, it should be when I came out of the studio that day and there was a car accident on that street, and he came to look for me.

Tang Du: I haven't.

Yuan Xi: ...you have.

Tang Du: No.

Yuan Xi (angry): Why don't you admit it?

Tang Du: Sorry, I have.

Sighed.

Tang Du: Worried about your baby.

Yuan Xi: I know, Tie Tie.

Moderator: When was the first time?

Tang Du: Tell me, baby.

Yuan Xi: I don't...you tell me.

Tang Du (laughs): Well, after a dinner party, I got jealous of Tang Song.

Moderator: Are you comfortable?

Tang Du: Are you asking for the first time?

Moderator: Uh...

Yuan Xi: Comfortable...

Tang Du kissed his face: I know.

Moderator: When do you like to do it?

Tang Du: I like it anytime.

Yuan Xi: When Tang Du was awake.

host:? ? ?

Yuan Xi: Next question...

Host: What would you do if you bumped into the other party's ex when you were dating?

Yuan Xi: I haven't.

He glared at Tang Du.

Tang Du (panic): Neither do I.

Yuan Xi: You fart! qaq

Tang Du: Baby...

Yuan Xi: Stay away from me.

Tang Du: Why do you have such a problem?

Moderator: ...I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Moderator: What should I do if I meet friends or relatives while doing it?

Tang Du: It's not that I haven't encountered it before.

host:? ? ?

Tang Du: As long as the baby is not seen.

Yuan Xi: ...I let you bear it every time, I don't want to meet you.

Tang Du: You are so obedient.

Moderator: May I ask who confessed first?

Tang Du: If you confess, it should be me.

Yuan Xi: Yes.

Host: Who will fall in love with each other first?

Tang Du (with confidence): Me.

Yuan Xi:?I think it's me?

Tang Du:?Well never mind.

Host: If Mr. Tang is on a business trip, how will Xiaoxi live at home?

Yuan Xi: It depends on whether the time is long, if it is shorter, call and video call with him, but sometimes he is really busy and only has time to send text messages.

Moderator: How long is that?

Yuan Xi was silent for a while, Tang Du hugged him distressedly.

Yuan Xi (looking up at Tang Du): I miss you.

Tang Du: I know, dear.

The two kissed.

Tang Du: Will I take you with me often in the future?

Yuan Xi: Okay...

Host: Mr. Tang, can you read this passage for your husband?

Tang Du: Are you tired? You run around in my mind every day.

Tang Du:?What's this?

Yuan Xi (with teary eyes): I'm so touched.

Tang Du hurriedly threw the note to hug him: Baby wants to hear it and tell you often in the future.

Host: Can Princess Tang give Yuanxi a hug?

Tang Du: So simple?

Stand up and hug Yuan Xi.

Moderator: Today's interview is over.

Tang Du: Okay, you go out first.

host:? ? ?

Tang Du threw Yuan Xi onto the sofa and pressed it down.

Moderator: Okay, get out now.