It's getting cold, the president and his secretary are crazy

The next day.

morning peak.

The president went out in a suit and leather shoes, but was stuck in traffic again.I went not to the Lvdi Building in Sanlitun, but to Liulichang.

A row of unremarkable small shops stood dimly in the morning light, and the president in haute couture made the place flourish.Going around the alley and down the alley, the CEO knocked on a dilapidated wooden door.Entering the main room, he slapped the bird cage in his right hand on the table with a "kuangji".

"Your parrot has a dirty mouth." The CEO's voice was cold and firm.

"Why didn't you tell me when you sold it to me?" Asked loudly.

In the back room, Mr. Ding, who is in his seventies, slowly got up from an old sea yellow recliner.He is bald with white stubble, fair-skinned, and wears an old-fashioned button-up jacket.Mr. Ding's ancestors made bamboo pianos and antiques, so he didn't take over the craft of construction. He only made things like birds, crickets, and snuff bottles, and he also knew many old guys who collected objects.

He couldn't forget the day when Zhang Sen, a young man with an obsessed face, forced his way into his house.

It was summer, and the bird sang in the house, and the queen wandering in the alley was bewitched.

The man entered his yard without knocking on the door, raised his head, looked at the bird for a long time, and said, "She is a beauty."

Mr. Ding was knocking cigarette ashes on the recliner that day, and he almost flinched from this shocking comment.

The fucking president then bought the parrot in a soft way.

Now the old man glanced at the bird on the table, and put his hands behind his back to circle it.The bird stands tall and graceful in the cage, its clear eyes are as clear as water.It is true that he raised the one well, that's right.

"What nonsense! I'll treat this baby as my second daughter, and let her listen to "Female Virtue" every day. She has been well-educated and well-educated, so she is willing to let her dirty mouth?" Master Ding said angrily.

The president didn't say much, and the dark eyes rolled in his eyes.

He crossed his arms, looked at the parrot, raised his chin, and ordered decisively to thousands of troops: "Bao, say."

The parrot blinked its mung bean eyes and flapped its wings.

"Just this action, it's about to be sprayed dirty." The president squinted at old man Ding, and was very sure about the next situation.

The old man took a sip of Qinan incense and waited lazily.

The parrot opens its beak slowly, gracefully and calmly.

"Hello." Its voice is solemn and generous, with a noble air.

The president frowned: "No. Idiot. You say idiot."

"Welcome." The parrot was polite and well-mannered.

"Big idiot. Big~stupid~bad." The president put his face on the birdcage, made mouth gestures, tirelessly persuading him.

Why is this kid so disobedient? ! ? !

The old man laughed angrily, his white face trembling slightly: "You're a fucking idiot!"

As far as the bird that Mr. Ding sold, according to his investigation, it was a blue-spotted chin, the most sought after noble bird by the descendants of the Eight Banners of the old imperial capital.If the phoenix cannot be raised in the sky, the blue-spotted chin is the most precious treasure in the world.

The sound is beautiful, a bird can sing a hundred birds facing the phoenix.

Beautiful shape, you don't need to scratch your head to make a pose, you can charm many birds.

During the period of the Republic of China, a young and middle-aged man who could only be called "thirteen sets of singing tunes" was worth a set of courtyard houses.

As for the bird that the CEO accepted... Mr. Ding, who was explaining, raised his voice, his breath became more and more energetic, and the lingering sound of his Beijing accent lingered: "Blue chin, mixed with parrot blood! The skillful tongue is a peak, there can be no second here Only! If it wasn't for lack of money, why would I sell you this dog thing?!"

As soon as the conversation changed, the old man lowered his voice again: "I'm afraid this bird is very wild. I was wronged by you? If you don't like it, give it back to me with a [-]% discount."

The parrot seemed to understand what they were talking about.It stood proudly in the birdcage, its mung bean eyes looked down on the president.

"Okay, I won't tell you." The president had no evidence.Seeing that the blue-spotted chin parrot has recovered, I am also reluctant to part with this treasure.Clapping his sleeves, he picked up the birdcage to leave.

"Go to work? It's just your broken company, didn't it go bankrupt?" Mr. Ding finished choking, and he didn't forget to teach the younger generation by the way: "Move the tree to die, and move people to work. Give your little broken place and move some new people."

"A newcomer is here." The president opened the door.

"Can it help you earn a lot of money? What are the advantages?" Mr. Ding said loudly.

"You're stupefied. Your butt is up." The president thought about it for a while, and licked his canine teeth.

Two and a half hours later.

The leather shoes handmade and customized by the president in Spain resounded in the Lvdi Building.

Tap the password of the VIP elevator button, click to open the 12th floor, and the president arranges his appearance in front of the mirror.

The elevator arrived, opened the door to go, and saw the intern Liang Fang as expected.The child smiled slightly, not at all the aggrieved look he should have had after being sprayed with coffee yesterday.

After Liang Fang stooped, he opened the office door for himself.A cup of Luckin coffee is placed on the upper left corner of the Siamese rosewood table, the red and blue contrasting colors are very eye-catching.

After the president entered, the intern stood by the door and waited for him to give the order, standing quietly and gracefully, clasping his hands, honestly competing with quails.

Although all this is superficially perfect, the president feels that something is not quite right.For example, the aroma of the coffee in the house is too strong: Luckin does not use such ingredients, it is too expensive.

Liang Fang only glanced at it, realized what the boss was going to say, and opened his lips first.

"President. When you called, you said it would be here in an hour. So I bought coffee an hour and 10 minutes ago. But you were late. Leaving the coffee for a long time will affect its layering, and it will not let you Taste life from strong to light. The taste should be extremely light and extremely bitter, with ups and downs, too dramatic. So, I will buy a new cup of coffee every half hour."

——Idiot, drink your life.

The president looked down.There were really two Luckin coffee cups in the tea basket in New Zealand, stacked obediently, and the coffee was poured into the waste basket of the tea table.

"Come here." Zhang Sen said.

Liang Fang obediently took two steps forward and walked over in a very standard manner.

CEO: "Do you know that our company didn't make any money this month?"

Liang Fang: "I know."

——When I went to the toilet to pee, I listened to the financial gossip.

President: "Then do you know that a cup of coffee for 23 yuan can buy 70g of 1-sheet Chenguang printing paper?"

Liang Fang: "I don't know."

——I use Hanebisho toilet paper.

The president looked at the coffee cup irritably: "Then you."

Liang Fang interrupted him: "Miss Luckin downstairs invited me, and don't take financial account."

——Aren’t you an idiot?

The CEO originally wanted to blame Liang Fang, but the words were stuck in his throat and couldn't get up or down.After a pause, he said, "Then you. Call AE and AM to come over for a meeting."

After all, he took a sip of coffee. Although it was a bit unpleasant, this cup of coffee was indeed the taste of life he wanted.Not too thick, not too light, not too chaotic, but not monotonous.

Liang Fang tiptoed back, turned around and closed the door, not realizing that the CEO's eyes lingered on his straightened trouser seam for a long time.

Ten minutes later, both the account director and the account manager arrived, filling up the president's office.The president took off the coffee lid and used it as an ashtray to smoke. Liang Fang thought about it and consciously put on a mask.

What the president wants to say is the LOGO proposal for Holy Gold tomorrow.

Shengjie Gold is a state-owned company engaged in the sale of art gold. It has been established for more than ten years. Recently, the chairman realized that the old-school propaganda methods are no longer effective. He needs to spend money to find advertising companies to sort out their VI, product manuals, and corporate philosophy. wait for something.

Holy gold is rich, rich.The boss of Holy Gold invited the president to use a golden bowl for dinner in his clubhouse.

However, the boss of Holy Gold invited 5 bosses of advertising companies to eat in golden bowls in his own club.

Tomorrow, 5 advertising companies will go to Shengjie Gold to compare drafts. The president has already read the manuscript of AE Lao Liu yesterday. build.

Lao Liu was sprayed yesterday, and today he opened the PPT tremblingly, sweat dripping from the tip of his nose.

In the center of the laptop, there are four large characters of holy gold, Microsoft Yahei.

The president was silent for a while, then tapped the screen: "What do you think?"

Old Liu said in a deep voice, "It's not very good."

The president silently pressed pagedown to turn the page.

"Do you know your biggest problem?" asked the president.

Lao Liu: "There are problems everywhere, and that is the biggest problem."

President: "Okay, don't come here with me. I know you are being cruel. Let me put it this way. Your draft is not international enough. We are such a foreign-style advertising company, and Holy Gold wants to change its former brand. Why can't it be more international. Internationalized?"

The president knocked on the ashes. AM and AE's foreheads twitched, frantically thinking about what to say next.

Zhang Sen continued to teach: "What about international? First of all, let the design of this logo be adjusted and add English. Then all of our logos should be interpreted in Chinese. English is also added. The scene where the logo is used, a few more pictures of foreign girls. At the end of the PPT, Don't write the word 'thank you'. Write 'Thanks'."

Knock on the table and concluded: "Do you understand? A formula, remember it. In English, multiply by Babes, multiply by Thanks, and finally draw an equal sign to get international."

The president suddenly said sharply: "Old Liu, where are you aiming your eyes? Be careful! Tell me, what formula I just said."

"In, international," Old Liu's voice trembled when he was suddenly mentioned by the president, "It's equal to English + foreign girls + Thanks."

The president sighed greatly, hating that iron cannot be made into steel.

"wrong!"

The president said: "Let me tell you, as long as there is a small change, this formula will be greatly wrong!"

"It's English X foreign girl XThanks! Multiply! Multiply, the effect will be multiplied with half the effort; plus sign, just superimposed functions!" The president was annoyed.

AM and AE nodded in enlightenment.

The president became angry when he saw these two unsatisfactory subordinates.

"Savvy is so bad! How do you propose tomorrow?"

"Liang Fang!" The CEO suddenly tilted his head, and glanced at the secretary sitting under the window who was taking meeting minutes.

Everyone in the office suddenly let out a sigh of relief, no matter what, Mr. Sen is going to shift the target of the bombardment again.

"Liang Fang," the president said, "you graduated from 985, how much IQ is enough, is there anything you don't understand about my formula?"

"Ah..." The smoke in the room was too choking, and Liang Fang's slightly curved eyelid folds were very red, but he asked calmly and modestly, "There is something I don't understand. How do you spell International? I forgot."

The president stood up, picked up a marker, and walked to the whiteboard.

"Old Liu, Lao Mo, you two, don't think it's easy for people to ask this question. We start a company to learn all the time and maintain rapid communication. You see, if you don't understand a question, don't ask, I will If you don’t know, there will be big problems. Liang Fang, if you don’t understand something, you dare to ask, it’s good.”

The president said, pulling off the cap of the pen. "Inter, inter," the president wrote a big letter i on the whiteboard, and the pen stopped.

"Fuck!" The president scolded in a low voice.A black ball of wool was painted behind the i. "I forgot too."

Liang Fang: "..."

In the end, AE and AM bowed their waists and walked backwards out of the president's office.

The president was cursing in the room.

Liang Fang felt that the president's saliva sprayed a bit too much today, so he got up to pour water.Only then did I see a bird cage covered with a blue cloth covering the reception sofa.

The president also saw Liang Fang's complicated expression.

The president said: "My baby. I took it to the doctor today. The cloth cover is sound-proof. I swear too much, and I'm afraid the baby will get dirty."

Liang Fang smiled: "Oh, it's too hot to cover the bird cage like this, and your bird will be thirsty. It's time to drink water."

The president just remembered this: "Yes, I didn't put water in the trough, for fear of spilling it on the car," he commanded, "You take a paper cup and get some pure water from the water dispenser."

Liang Fang went out with a paper cup, went to his work station and poured a glass of Japanese Kobe Fillico.

Entering the CEO's office again, when he was about to feed the birds, Liang Fang saw that the CEO squeezed his fist and slammed it heavily on the two pieces of paper on the table.

"Lao Liu and Lao Li resigned," the president gritted his teeth, "Let's just resign. My saline-alkali land can't support them, these two great Buddhas."

Liang Fang was startled.The other project teams are busy, and there is such a shortage of manpower. The only ones that this company can propose are Lao Li and Lao Liu. What will we do tomorrow?

The president's piercing eyes were fixed on Liang Fang.

"Get ready. I'll take you there tomorrow. The two of us go to make a proposal. Take the holy gold."

Liang Fang: "Huh?"

President: "Want to win?"

Liang Fang: "..."

CEO: "I'll take you to win tomorrow, study hard."