It's getting cold, the president and his secretary are crazy

"After the serious injury, you are insane, baby," Zhang Sen said earnestly, distressed, with a bleak voice, "I'll go home and give you psychological training."

"Uncle Bao. I'm Liang Fang." The parrot lying on the cotton barked with its neck straight, out of breath.

"Yes yes yes, you are Liang Fang, we are a natural couple, you have to call me Lao Gong." Zhang Sen followed the bird, his words were obedient.

"Fuck you," Bird said, "We've broken up a long time ago."

Zhang Sen smiled lightly, really wanting to drive the car up the street tree.These days, even the insane bird laughed at him for being dumped.

The car windows were lowered, the night was dim, and the cool night wind was blowing against the face, which made the CEO's sore eye sockets even more unbearable all day long.He had just lit a cigarette when he remembered that it was not good for the sick bird, so he choked out the cigarette again.

Zhang Sen narrowed his eyes slightly, with a wet cigarette holder in his mouth, and a voice escaped from the corner of his mouth: "Then I will take you to the sacred real estate. I will take you to see that fake Liang Fang, and you can shout a dozen words in the lobby on the first floor, call him Come down and PK authenticity with you."

— Then we can see him again.

The parrot stayed silent for 30 seconds. It was so long that Zhang Sen thought it had passed out again, so the bird ordered solemnly:

"No. Instead of going to the sacred estate, let's go back to the lotus pond."

Zhang Sen wanted to laugh again: "What's the matter Liang Fang? Do you want to go home and sleep with Lao Gong? Oh, I'll be at the Holy Land in 10 minutes. Have you seen the CCTV building?" The president's tense mood all day , Because of this incident, I was actually a little relaxed.

Parrot: "Are you really at Chaoyang Bridge? Turn around and turn left. If you send me to the sacred land, I will kill myself."

Zhang Sen wondered if this parrot had become a spirit, and would he know the way?

Zhang Sen: "No. If you are Liang Fang, then we will go to Holy Real Estate. You are the boss, you have millions of employees, and you have to work overtime."

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Sen heard a small "boom" from the small box.Before he could react, it was "da da" again.Finally came a "bang bang".

"Okay, okay, there are still 20 minutes to reach the lotus pond," the CEO hurriedly stopped the psychopathic half-disabled bird from continuing to harm himself, and hurriedly turned the steering wheel, "You are the ancestor, so I can do whatever you want me to do."

"Ah~" A long sigh came from the small box.

The parrot muttered softly in a voice Zhang Sen couldn't hear. "What's the matter with the kingfisher's bloodline?"

Holy land.

A row of professional managers in suits and leather shoes stood in the CEO's office to give a report, in front of him was the CEO with a solemn expression and his wife with a pale face.

"Baihuashan adjusted 4578 night patrol lights to search the entire forest, and the difficulty of hunting was rated as 7-level extremely difficult. 879 native birds have been rescued, 76 of which are blue-spotted chins, and all of them are put on ankles and entered into the blockchain database. , No blue-spotted chin and parrot hybrid birds were found. We will continue to search."

"WIF has rounded up the invasive Amazon kestrels, and has captured 68 of them. Due to the principle of animal protection, they have not been gutted. They have been kept in cages and their excrement has been analyzed biologically. No blue-spotted chin and parrots have been found. Genetic profiles of hybrid species. We'll keep looking."

The more she listened, the wife of the CEO turned paler: "Level 7 difficulty... then it proves that it is even more difficult than the level 5 difficulty we expected before."

One of them replied: "Yes ma'am, as the search started, the difficulty has been upgraded by experts. At present, there are signs of native endangered birds and Amazon kestrels leaving Baihuashan to the urban area. In this way, the entire urban area is also included in the road." It is within the scope of our search. At present, we have notified the pet hospital in the urban area, and if we rescue a suspected bird, we will report it as soon as possible.”

The wife of the CEO clenched her fingers, her voice trembling: "Pet Hospital...do they have any news?"

"As of 5 minutes ago, we have inquired about all the pet hospitals, and there is no news similar to our goal except for one that rescued the blue-spotted chin and kingfisher hybrid bird."

After the report was over, the group retreated and were about to devote themselves to further search and arrest work.

Only the husband and wife were left in the office of the president of Holy Land.

Mrs. clutched the railing by the French window and looked out.Standing on the top floor of the sacred real estate, you will feel that the high place is extremely cold, and the street lights in the distance are bright, which does not seem to belong to this solemn and calm commercial holy place.

After a long time, she turned around, her eyes filled with tears.She trembled and said, "If anything happens to Xiao Fang..."

The husband interrupted her: "Xiaofang's work interruption will be more troublesome. Consider the handover of work in this area as soon as possible."

The president's wife couldn't believe it: "Your son is still in danger, but you are thinking about making money?"

Mr. Liang has very deep, handsome, and cold eyebrows. People often say that he is the ceiling of business acumen.After hearing Madam's words, he only had a slight wave in his eyes before he said slowly: "I know my son is in danger. But now, we have done our best on this matter. And the work he is responsible for involves millions of dollars. How can this delay the salary of the employees?"

Before the president's wife objected, Mr. Liang suddenly sneered: "About finding Liang Fang but failing, didn't you think of other possibilities?"

Mrs. President: "?"

Mr. Liang looked straight at his wife, his sharp eyes like ice skates: "Baihua Mountain is only a few thousand acres. If Liang Fang was there, he would have found it now. The urban area is only a little bit big. If he flew in, he would have been killed by someone." I saw it. Haven't you ever thought that he is not actually a descendant of a blue-spotted chin and a parrot, so even if someone picked it up, they didn't report it?"

The president's wife was so angry that her lips lost color: "We will only possess birds that are of the same blood as our own. What do you mean, Liang Fang is not your own son?"

"After all, you are like me. You did some ridiculous things when you were young," said the president, "but you can rest assured that even if you find out that he is not of my species, I will not treat him badly. After all, he has a lot of credit for his career line."

The president's wife's delicate eyebrows and eyes were full of anger and fear. She was so angry that she picked up a glass and smashed it heavily, then left the room with a floor-length dress, and slammed the door behind her.

Zhang Sen opened the door, and before he could change his shoes, he put the parrot box on the sofa, turned on the air conditioner to 28 degrees, which is most suitable for birds in the northern temperate zone, and turned on the air humidifier, pouring 3 bottles of Nongfu Spring into it.Warm, moist air helps sick birds recover.

Seeing the parrot blinking, Zhang Sen and Mr. Ding had a video chat.

Zhang Sen: "Master Ding."

Mr. Ding: "Your baby is alive. Can't you let your grandpa and I sleep soundly? You fucking want me to die suddenly, so why are you looking for me?"

Zhang Sen: "I forgot, your bird's perfect soup, do you add earthworms or rice worms? I'll cook later."

"Earthworm," Mr. Ding yawned while lying on the bed, the video was completely dark, "If you bother me again, I'll send the bracelet you bought to the Holy Land."

"Don't!" The president quickly refused, "I told him, it's 49 yuan. If he knows how much it is, he will give it back to me."

"Just like Liang Fang that much?" Old Master Ding sighed, "The boss of Poly Auction House always asks me who bought it. I'm ashamed to say it's a love interest."

"Well, I like him, I have deep roots. Wake up, go to sleep, don't die suddenly, no one will teach me how to raise birds after you die. I'll buy you an oxygen tank tomorrow."

"You fucking..." Mr. Ding cursed and hung up the phone.

Zhang Sen stood up from the sofa.

"Baby, you go to bed first," he patted the parrot's cute drop-shaped head, "I'll go out and dig you earthworms. I have to make a plan to chase my wife tomorrow, and I don't have time."

Those watery mung bean eyes stared at him: "I don't want to sleep."

Zhang Sen: "Oh, I remembered, the baby is sick now. The doctor asked me to put some bird films for the baby that will make you happy physically and mentally. Baby wait, I will find you the animal world, the bird album."

Parrot: "I like to watch Financial Times. You open the webpage for me, click the mouse wheel and drag down, and it will automatically turn the page."

Zhang Sen: "..."

Zhang Sen: "..."

"Baby, do you really think that you are a 985 high-achieving student and a real estate boss?" Zhang Sen gritted his teeth, "Okay, let me show you a short video of Liang Fang, and I'll see how good you can be."

The president stooped to operate, clicked on the password and clicked on the surveillance video. After a while, the indescribable sound of Zhang Sen holding Liang Fang entering the house a few days ago sounded on the computer. In the video, Liang Fang's face was so pink.

The parrot looked at the video and said exhaustedly: "Fuck, I don't want to watch this."

Zhang Sen squatted down, took out a tube of sleeping pills from his bag, and stabbed the parrot's neck:

"Then shut up and go to sleep! The doctor said, if you don't sleep honestly, you can get an injection! Why stare, I'm doing it for the baby's sake!"