It's getting cold, the president and his secretary are crazy

"Baby." Zhang Sen called the parrot.

"Hello." It seemed that Liang Fang didn't come over.

"Want to watch a movie?" The CEO opened the cage and held the bird in his palm.

"Welcome." Bird said flatly.

"Forget it," the CEO mercifully said, "I'll take care of your kidneys."

"Thank you." The parrot fluttered away from those hands with clear veins, stopped at the bookshelf, tilted its head, and looked away with clear blue eyes.The blue-green wings reflect a satin-like light in the dim light.

The president bowed his head and smiled secretly, poured some BlingH2O into the bird's sink, and continued to work.

Shining Star's quarterly design plan will be delivered next month. During the period before, the whole company was busy with design proposals and strategic proposals for Liang Fang, which can be said to have delayed some of the original plans.

Zhang Sen had to work overtime at this critical moment.When I came back from the company, I drove home and clocked in the computer, and I never took a half-minute break.

As the night gradually darkened, the president's fingers tapped on the keyboard quickly, and the whole room could only hear the sound of "da da da" typing.

After today's news that Xiaoliang was in charge of Sacred Real Estate, the president is actually facing a lot of pressure from public opinion.A large number of competitors are singing Xingyao's anti-tune, saying that his small company will not be able to hold the leg of the big Buddha.There is even an unreliable entertainment post, using only speculative evidence, to write a long article "[-] or [-] things about the past between President August [-] and Liang Fang".

Zhang Sen brushed the post toilet reading material while going to the toilet.

The UP host said that Liang Fang came to work at Starlight as an intern.

Said that Liang Fang was greedy for Zhang Sen's body, took the initiative to seduce him, caught small fish in a short-term, and asked him to be a daily thrower.

I don't even care about it after the daily disposal.

It is said that Liang Fang liked Zhang Sen's idea later, but he didn't want to pay for free prostitution, so he just made a little money to Shuidichou.

Zhang Sen laughed out loud while sitting on the toilet. It was made up as if it was real, and some of them looked almost the same as the truth, but the sentence "I paid a little money casually", so how could it be a random beating?It's hundreds of thousands.

What kind of daily tool thrower is there? What a joke, Liang Fang is like a star-studded existence. He handles official business and manages daily affairs, and his mental state is incomparably serious. How can there be such a dry explanation as "daily tool thrower"?

What tools did you use?

After Zhang Sen came back from the toilet, he wrote the plan for a while, only to find that there was a missed call, which he ignored for nearly an hour only because of the mute state.

He stretched his waist, watched the parrot look at it with strength, and beckoned it to come down and eat millet.The small bird's beak pecked at the palm of Zhang Sen's palm. He suppressed the itch and dialed the phone.

"Hasn't closed down yet?" Mr. Ding and Zhang Sen often used this sentence to start the conversation.

"Live, earn some money!" Zhang Sen smiled, "Still sleeping? Doesn't the little widow of Liulichang blame you?"

"Sun Zei is in trouble, Grandpa and I, my good guy can't sleep!" Mr. Ding's Beijing accent lingered.

"Come on, Mr. Ding, what's the matter?"

After talking nonsense, Mr. Ding's tone suddenly became heavy, "Zhang Sen, I have something to tell you, don't take it as a joke."

"how?"

"If I think about it carefully, your parrot is not a bird at all."

Zhang Sen: "..." Hey.

Mr. Ding: "You used to swear about parrots to me before, but I ignored them. But today I read the news about you and Holy Real Estate, and I found out..." He paused.

"What, what's the deal with you?" Zhang Sen glanced at the parrot, not intending to hide it.

"The old emperor has a rumor." Mr. Ding showed off his tricks and lowered his voice, "There is such a bird spirit at the root of this imperial city. It is said to be a bird, but in fact many of them have evolved into adults, and according to the old emperor, there is such a group People say that these bird spirits can make a lot of money."

Zhang Sen: "..."

Mr. Ding: "It's strange, why don't you care about it?"

Zhang Sen: "...you continue."

Mr. Ding said that the bird spirits were eloquent, sometimes they would attach themselves to people, and sometimes they were in the state of birds.Zhang Sen is like a flattery, huh, huh, huh.

In the end, Mr. Ding said again: "I'm thinking about the weird changes of your parrot, and there's actually something wrong with it. By the way, it's not by your side, is it?"

Cell phones are always on.

"Hello." The parrot said politely.

"It's okay, it's a little idiot now." Zhang Sen said.

"..." Mr. Ding was silent for a while, "Okay, then I will tell you directly. Unmarried bird spirits, because they have not lived a sexual life, their spirits are unstable, and their bodies are possessed by a bloodline from time to time. However, if the bird is caught, it will have a certain degree of contractual relationship with the breeder. The human state corresponding to the bird can only have an apricot | relationship with the male breeder, and the spirit body will be more stable. However It’s hard to say, some people say that a one-time relationship is enough, while others say it’s long-term.”

It took Zhang Sen a long time to digest this matter.

"Then if my bird is a bird spirit, he has to have sex with you to keep his spirit stable?"

"Bah!" Old Man Ding denied loudly, "I'm not a boy. And later on, you raised the bird yourself, and you are the breeder."

"Zhang Sen, that's all I know. Be careful, I don't mean anything else." Mr. Ding hung up the phone.

The phone is busy.Zhang Sen stood beside the birdcage, the emotions in his eyes rolled deeply.

——In this life, I have been a student, a son, a grandson, an employee, a boss, and Party B, but I have never been a tool person.

Thinking of children's smiles, children's tenderness, children's unfeelingness and children's approval, which ones are true and which ones are false?Mixed together, Zhang Sen lightly grabbed the parrot's foot.

"Will you tell the truth?"

"I have to ask something clearly, otherwise..." Zhang Sen thought about his words, his eyes darkened, "I chopped you up and made soup."

"Pour me a cup of coffee." An order came from the president's office of the sacred real estate.The young assistant looked up.

"President, you really should take a rest," the assistant said firmly, "You just woke up not long ago. Although the doctor said there is nothing serious, he also said that you should have enough rest."

"I'm not tired. I've been lying down for so many days, and I'm already back to bed." Liang Fang waved his hand.

The assistant went out to pour coffee, he stood up, walked to the French window, and watched the busy lights outside.The lights are in order, making people feel indifferent and boring.He couldn't help but think of that little yellow desk lamp, and the handsome face under the light.That person was pissed off when he opened his mouth, but in fact he was hotter than anyone else.

Suddenly, he felt a strange dizziness.

He had never felt this way before.

At first, the scalp was numb like an electric shock, and then the eyes seemed to be out of focus. After refocusing...

He saw himself standing in Zhang Sen's familiar living room, the dim light like a waterfall splashed deeply and shallowly on the whole body of the person opposite him, and his expression was very melancholy.

"Zhang Sen?" Liang Fang heard his own voice coming out of the parrot's mouth.

"You are so scared that you will call my name? Don't beg for mercy, the soup still needs to be cooked," Liang Fang heard Zhang Sen say, "I am so angry, you don't like me at all." He didn't know what to get, go to the kitchen.

"I really like you." Liang Fang was anxious, although he was not sure that Zhang Sen would really stew him, but some words came out of his mouth naturally.

Zhang Sen stopped walking and looked back at the parrot: "Yo, it's really fear that stimulates potential. You can see that your language and IQ have evolved significantly."

"When I put you on the bed, I thought I didn't like you, but in fact I already liked you. I have liked you a long time ago." Liang Fang's voice was very sad.

"It's the first time I like someone, and I don't know what it is. I just feel like laughing when I see you, but everything is meaningless without you, and I feel sick to my stomach. After I scumbag you, I found someone to do a SPA for a week, It took a lot of X-rays before I was sure it wasn't sub-healthy. I just miss you."

"can you forgive me?"

Zhang Sen came out of the kitchen holding a pot of boiling water.

"Stupid bird! You can make up so many nice things out of fear of death," Zhang Sen looked at the parrot with a smile.

Liang Fang felt a headache when he saw the pot of boiling water, and in a blink of an eye, the tingling feeling on his scalp disappeared.

Spinning around, his eyes returned to the office.

Turning his head to look, the little assistant was staring at him with a cup of coffee in his hands.

"What's wrong with me?" Liang Fang asked.

"You were talking to yourself by the floor-to-ceiling windows just now. Say hello, welcome, thank you. President, you really need to rest."

Of course, Zhang Sen didn't really make soup with the parrot that day, and Liang Fang was safe and sound all night.

As Liang Fang said, because they were busy with work, they went through a long period of time without contact with each other.In the eyes of Zhang Sen's interns, their relationship is quite calm, ruthless and unimaginable.I really don't know if they are a couple.

And Zhang Sen seems to be addicted to scaring parrots. Every night, he has to scare the bird with a few words to force it to evolve its IQ and EQ.

Every time I thought to myself: If only it was true.

proposal day.

Zhang Sen took the interns and AM to the sacred real estate. Everyone was thinking a lot that day.

Intern: "Mr. Mori, will President Xiao Liang come to personally participate in the proposal today?"

AM: "It's just a design proposal, and it shouldn't alarm the chairman."

Zhang Sen smiled lowly.

"Come or not, just do things according to the contract. We can't force the chairman to come and listen to the proposal."

——It's time to stop, after listening to the parrot say rainbow farts for so many days, I've earned back my money, and recorded every sentence, and when I think about him later, I will play it for Quiet himself.

——If the child really doesn't like himself, then let him go, it's meaningless to pester him all the time.It's still the same sentence, after getting along for so long, with such a great fate, I made money.

——I just like him, that’s all.

——If he wants to like someone, he can just give the parrot to someone, and just change the owner. It's not a simple matter.