It's getting cold, the president and his secretary are crazy

What the parrot said was completely unexpected.

The president turned off the video call, and Mr. Ding was stuck in the middle of his lesson, and the other side was still in a posture of slapping the camera but not falling.

Aunt Wang, the nanny, was stunned. She rubbed her hands on the apron and said doubtfully:

"Why is this parrot so smart? Knowing that it doesn't swear when facing the camera?"

"It's really good."

The president blushed.

"You idiot, talk nonsense. Who the hell wants to call you dad." The parrot said.

"Fuck." The president replied.

"Let me go, I'm an idiot if I don't let go," said the parrot.

The president quietly picked up the phone, unlocked the screen, tapped the recording button, and pointed it towards the parrot's mouth.No matter how powerful an animal is, it won't be able to understand this high technology.

"Integrity and honesty are the most valuable qualities of human beings." The parrot said gracefully to the mobile phone, with a coherent and atmospheric voice, like a CCTV announcer.

"It's broken!" Aunt Wang, the nanny, slapped her hands and concluded.

...In retrospect, this parrot was bought really badly.When I first bought it from Mr. Ding's house, I could still honestly say hello, welcome and thank you, but after a while I stopped talking.

At the same time, the family also came to the door several times with a few professionals in suits and leather shoes, saying that they wanted to spend huge sums of money to buy his bird, and the price was arbitrary.

At that time, the president was very rich and extremely proud, how could he agree?This is the offspring of blue-spotted chin and parrot.

Besides, is this something that money can solve?The descendants of the Eight Banners of the Republic of China used a courtyard house as a rare treasure, and now it is a priceless treasure.

Later, a few big men with black sunglasses came, also asking for birds.That situation bluffed the president.But the president, Fa Xiao, works for the Public Security Bureau, and detained those big men on the grounds of protecting the property and safety of the residents.

In a society ruled by law, Zhang Sen is a big V with more than [-] fans on Weibo, and no one came to find trouble after that.

The more I thought about it, the more curious I became, and the more I thought about it, the more troublesome I became. Finally, these things stopped, why did the parrot vomit again?

The president stared at the face of the parrot, wondering why he had such patience and could bear with this little bird.

Mr. Sen is very worried.He stepped into the back room, bent down, opened a huge box, took out the tools one by one from it, and took out the folding ladder.

When Aunt Wang, the nanny, was ready to cook, she was sweating profusely and panting when she saw the CEO knocking on the corner of the living room, the bedroom, and the study.

"You are..." The nanny wiped her hands on her apron.

The president looked solemn.He had to open the birdcage "swish".

All of a sudden, the parrot lifted its feet and put its wings on their ears, setting off a gust of cool wind, green like lightning, circling around the houses.

Zhang Sen pulled the nanny into the kitchen and lowered his voice: "The camera was given by the supplier before. I can see when it accidentally utters dirty words, and the camera can record it. Then ask Mr. Ding to refund the price difference."

Aunt Wang gave a thumbs up: "You are still wise."

However, that emerald color only hovered around the room, then stood on the balcony railing, silently looking at the world outside the window.

Zhang Sen: "Baby, look at all the people outside, don't they look stupid?"

Parrot: "All living beings suffer."

Zhang Sen raised his middle finger: "What do you think this means?"

Parrot: "Onelittlefinger."

It seems that Mr. Ding really taught English to the parrot.

The next day, the president went to work with dark circles under his eyes, yawning profusely.

Liang Fang also came in with dark circles under his eyes.

The dark circles under the eyes of the two echo each other, showing a strange beauty in the instrument mirror.The president frowned.

Liang Fang was considerate to the president first: "Did you not rest yesterday? If you don't have any meeting plans today, I suggest you lie down on the sofa for a while. It doesn't matter for a while."

It's a completely different look from last night when he was spoiled and proud of the president.

The president said: "I worked late yesterday. For me, the body can rest occasionally, but the soul must be on the way. Before going to bed, think about how much money you earn, and you will not sleep so peacefully." Lian Lian applauded secretly, wishing to post a Weibo right away.

Liang Fang looked adoring: "Mr. Mori, you are too dedicated."

——Bullshit, he was obviously staying up and waiting for the parrot to swear.

"Then what did you do last night? You're so tired, who are you talking to?" the president asked again.

"President, I'm single now. But I really want to talk to someone." Liang Fang smiled and looked at the president.

Liang Fang's eyes are beautiful in themselves, and after yawning just now, they are even more watery and charming, with a kind of beauty like after being abused.Now looking directly at the president, it is even more radiant.

"Then why are you so sleepy?" The CEO felt that Liang Fang was flirting with him, but thought it was overthinking, "Why do I feel that your feet are so soft?"

"Someone made me stand and not let me sleep," Liang Fang said pitifully, "What do you think of this situation?"

——Quickly say that you should be damned!

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