He's a dead end

"It's not bad looking, but aesthetics keeps dropping. I'm just politely complimenting such an ugly shit-yellow scarf, but I actually gave it to me the next day! Has my brain been eaten by a dog? I can use such an ugly scarf!! !"

"People have to learn to say no, and the new roommate is quite thoughtful."

"Who the hell wants to take the bus? Do you know how to take a taxi when you go out? Is labor and capital short of the taxi fare?"

"You must be out of your mind. Who needs someone to skewer the meat for self-service skewers? I really think everyone is so poor."

"My roommate has hands and feet, which can be called a centipede possession."

……

After a quick glance, the smile on the corner of Lu Nan's mouth became stiffer, he picked up the green tea bottle and turned his thoughts into actions.During the period, his hand shook a bit, but he failed to splash the opponent's face, and the water flowed all the way from the neck to the shoulder.

The iced green tea accompanied by the breeze in the mountains managed to wake up Qiao Jingzhi's brain for a few seconds. His deep eyes were stained with doubts. If you discard the news on Weibo, but looking at this person is nothing more than pleasing to the eye and makes people like it of.

It's a pity that Lu Nan's sanity has been burnt out at this moment, he smiled kindly at the other party, and then sat back in his seat.

Qiao Jingzhi:?

After only three seconds of waking up, his eyes began to go blank again.

If he drank any more, he would be completely dizzy and unable to go back to the room. When Lu Nan found Tang Chuan and Chen Xuan, they were playing like crazy and had no intention of going back to rest.

There was no other way, Lu Nan had to take Qiao Jingzhi back to rest by himself.

There are two 1.5-meter single beds. Qiao Jingzhi is quite obedient when he is drunk, as if going through the process, he changes into pajamas, squints his eyes, takes a shower, brushes his teeth, and then lies on the bed.

Lu Nan stood by the side the whole time, his mouth opened into an O shape.

If he hadn't thrown green tea just now and the other party didn't respond, he would have believed that this man was not drunk.

It was a bit cold at night, Lu Nan was wrapped in a quilt, only showing his head and hands outside, lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, Qiao Jingzhi next door was sleeping peacefully, but he didn't feel sleepy at all.

Lu Nan couldn't figure it out, this person is obviously very friendly, has a good temper and is very caring, why did the painting style on Weibo change?

Dislike him?hate him?Then why spend money and effort to prepare these things.

Too straight?Or are you simply venting like some middle-aged and second-class youths?

Lu Nan couldn't figure it out, obviously no one could give him an answer right now.

East, South, North, Middle: "Xiaobai, I have encountered a very strange thing."

South East North Middle School: "My roommate is a bit smart or weird? He is super nice to me during the day, but complains about me at night. No, he not only complains about me, he complains about everyone around him."

East, South, North, Middle: "Xiaobai, I'm a bit square, do you think he hates me, or does he like me?"

At 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, Xiaobai probably fell asleep, and there was no news, but Qiao Jingzhi's cell phone next door kept vibrating beside the bed.

Lu Nan took a glance and then looked away. At this moment, he didn't really want to talk to him.

There was too much information tonight, his eyelids wanted to fight, but his brain cells were extremely active, and he couldn't sleep at all. Lu Nan opened Weibo and began to dig into Qiao Jingzhi's 334 blog posts.

"He invited me to watch the football game. It was the first time someone invited me. I was confused."

"The new roommate is a scumbag, and the relationship between men and women is chaotic."

"New roommate likes to sleep late, sleeping like some kind of animal that can eat."

"There are still people changing dormitories in their junior year. They must be kicked out because of their personality problems! This kind of rubbish is embarrassed to show that shy smile? Dirty eyes!"

……

Staying up too late not only hurt the liver but also disfigured the face. When Lu Nan was called out by his biological clock the next day, he was in a daze with his panda eyes.

Qiao Jingzhi's bed next door was tidy, and he himself was sitting on the wicker chair by the window with a book on his lap.

Sunshine, books, beautiful men, if Lu Nan hadn't searched more than 300 microblogs of the other party overnight, Lu Nan would have believed in the other party's persona.

"Morning." Qiao Jingzhi greeted. His coat was hanging on the hanger, and water was still dripping from it. It was obviously washed in the morning.

Lu Nan's eyes fluttered with guilt, "Morning."

"Sorry, my hand slipped and splashed water on your clothes yesterday."

Qiao Jingzhi's coat was from a certain brand. Lu Nan remembered seeing it while shopping, and it seemed to be selling for 6999.

I don't know if this kind of clothes can be washed with water. If I ruin the clothes myself, it will be very distressing.

Qiao Jingzhi shook his head, "It's okay, let's wash up."

"Chen Xuan and the others should still be sleeping, we can go downstairs to have breakfast first, and then take a stroll around."

The amount of information last night was a bit too much, and it was difficult for Lu Nan to face Qiao Jingzhi for a while. He went to the toilet with his mobile phone in his arms, and was going to squat in the pit before washing his face.

Buzzing, the phone vibrated twice, it was a reminder from a friend on Weibo.

Lu Nan clicked on the whole person: Hmm...

Diameter Tucao: Slip your sister, you won’t go to the orthopedics department for slipping your hands.

He had a mouthful of blood in his heart, almost spit it out, but was forcefully forced back by Qiao Jingzhi's last Weibo.

The sending time of the last Weibo is: 05:55.

"He gave me cookies to decompress, he is very nice and I am very happy."

To be honest, if he wasn't the person involved, if he hadn't seen Qiao Jingzhi's Weibo with his own eyes, Lu Nan would never associate the content of these Weibo posts with Qiao Jingzhi himself and himself as one of the parties involved. .

You just praised the other party in the last post, is it appropriate to complain about it in the next Weibo?

After washing up with all kinds of complicated thoughts in his heart, Lu Nan ate the wonton noodles and fried eggs bought by the other party, and looked at Qiao Jingzhi while eating the wontons. The complicated eyes made Qiao Jingzhi restless.

"Is something on my face?"

Lu Nan: "No."

Qiao Jingzhi: "Did I do anything cheating after drinking too much last night?"

Lu Nan thought for a while and came up with nothing but the self-explosive vest, "Nothing."

Qiao Jingzhi: "Oh."

The two of them finished their breakfast with their own thoughts, and taking advantage of a few minutes before going out, Lu Nan took out his mobile phone and checked, Xiao Bai had already called him back.

Xiaobai: "Your roommate is just like my roommate, acting strangely."

Xiaobai: "If the other party has no malice, and you want to develop with the other party for a long time, then take this as his shortcoming. Who can have a shortcoming?"

Xiaobai: "It's better to complain about places that no one knows than to complain about your acquaintances behind their backs."

It makes sense, Lu Nan touched his stomach, where the food he just ate was still warm.

After eating other people's food, don't you allow others to make complaints? It can only be said that the school grass has a bit of a little-known hobby, forget it, he endured it.

"Hmm." Lu Nan looked down at the phone that suddenly bumped into Qiao Jingzhi's back, and he looked forward while covering his red forehead.

"Sorry, I was looking at my phone just now." Qiao Jingzhi said.

Before the other party locked the screen, Lu Nan saw that his phone page turned out to be the oldest white background of QQ.

Surprised, in addition to Weibo, the school grass actually has QQ.

"It's okay." Lu Nan went out with a dazed expression.

When he got into the elevator, he almost fell to the ground, but fortunately, Qiao Jingzhi helped him up.

"Be careful."

"If you're tired, rest in your room, and I'll go out by myself." Before pressing the button, Qiao Jingzhi swept across Lu Nan's face, which was full of disapproval of contemporary young people who stayed up late.

Staring at the face in the elevator mirror, Lu Nan couldn't find anything to refute.

He squeezed out a kind smile: "Not tired."

Extreme sports such as bungee jumping were not considered by Lu Nan. He and Qiao Jingzhi walked all the way to the back mountain. The environment here is well protected, and small squirrels can be seen from time to time in the mountain.

Most of the tourists are active in the front, and the back mountain is quiet, and no one is encountered along the way.

"Senior Qiao, you." Lu Nan's tongue was tied, and he couldn't ask what do you think of me.

Under Qiao Jingzhi's puzzled eyes, he changed the words: "You have lived by yourself for three years, and suddenly you have an extra me, don't you feel uncomfortable?"

I picked up Qiao Jingzhi's Weibo last night. Most of the content in the past two months was complaining about him. Lu Nan didn't find that he had an extra roommate. He was quite curious about the evaluation of this matter itself.

The two were resting on a platform, Qiao Jingzhi's gray coat was blown up by the wind, Lu Nan subconsciously reached out to grab it, and then let go as if he had touched some hot potato.

"No." Qiao Jingzhi's voice was like the wind in the mountains. "Maybe I wasn't used to it at first, but I was very happy when I heard that someone was coming."

Lu Nan tilted his head and gave the other party a big question mark.

It's hard to feel defensive with a baby face. Anyway, Qiao Jingzhi himself has been released many times in front of Lu Nan, and this time is not bad, he continued.

"I have many 'friends' on campus, and I am synonymous with enthusiasm, but my dormitory has been empty for three years, don't you find it strange?"

Lu Nan said honestly, "It's strange."

"But isn't that normal?"

Qiao Jingzhi sneered: "Where is it normal?"

Lu Nan: "There are too many people who want to sleep with you. We can't compete. The school simply lets you live alone. It's the most fair that no one can get it."

Qiao Jingzhi's face twitched, and after a long time, he asked with difficulty: "Is this what you guys think?"

When a normal person encounters this situation, shouldn't they think about whether this person is withdrawn and excluded, is this person too difficult to approach, or is there something wrong with this person?

Lu Nan's tone was super sincere: "When I knew that my roommate was you, I was so happy that I stayed up all night. I had the honor that no one else had."

A mockery flashed across Qiao Jingzhi's face: "Is it an honor to sleep with me?"

Lu Nan: "Yeah, the school grass, the top student, the decathlon, the personality is not bad, the key is to be a koi, who wouldn't want to live here and be happy."

Even Qiao Jingzhi, who thinks he has excellent acting skills and is as calm as a mountain in his heart, can't bear the praise at the moment.

There was a bit of shyness in his hoarse voice with red ears, "You really think so?"

Lu Nan thought about what happened after he moved to bed. He had breakfast every day and small daily necessities sent by his roommate. Except for the Weibo complaints that were picked up last night, everything else was really good.

The most important thing is that you can sleep until you wake up naturally and go to bed regularly at night, unlike the previous dormitory, where some people watch dramas and play games without earphones in the middle of the night, and the whole dormitory will definitely wake up when those who go to morning classes wake up together.

He nodded very vigorously, "Yes, you are super good."

Qiao Jingzhi's ears turned even redder, and his heart felt itchy, as if an unknown seed was about to break its shell.

"Let's go back, it's time for them both to wake up."

Qiao Jingzhi was the first to turn around and walk towards the way he came. Lu Nan scratched his head innocently behind him, not knowing why this man's mood changed again.

The face of a man, the sky in June, my ancestors sincerely do not deceive me.