Ability is cosplay

Nakahara was also drunk in the end.

Seeing Nakahara Chuya who started to sing after being drunk, Hara Chiyo took out his mobile phone to record this scene, and sent it to the guy in the address book with the note [Little Rabbit Zay].

This kind of childish provocative behavior has been done more than once. God knows why Hara Chiyo and Dazai Osamu don't get along so well, and it's not the same as the two blacks. Both of them sincerely want to kill The other party, but these two guys are quite compatible in some aspects, and sometimes Zhongyuan Zhong will complain about whether the two of them were brothers in their previous lives.

"How could I be brothers with that guy?!" After hearing this statement, Hara Chiyo widened her eyes in disbelief, "If I really are brothers with Zaizhi Xiaotu, then in my previous life It must have been a sin!"

Osamu Dazai was also very dissatisfied with this, his amorous peach blossom eyes were full of disgust: "I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes, so I am brothers with him!"

"So why do you two dislike each other?" Zhong Yuan looked helplessly at the two childish guys sitting on either side of him, "Are you elementary school students?"

It's so childish that you should never sit with the other party.

"It's just a natural incompatibility." Hara Chiyo seemed very unwilling to linger on this topic too much. He raised the wine glass in front of him and said loudly, "Let's continue to celebrate Zhongya's promotion to cadre!"

Nakahara Chuya let out a dry "Oh", raised his glass, and clinked it with Hara Chiyo.

Osamu Dazai shook the ice cubes in his wine glass, snorted a disdainful syllable, and said, "What's there to celebrate? Didn't the slug lose to me?"

Hara Chiyo couldn't hear anyone saying bad things about Nakahara Chuya, so he slammed his wine glass on the table and said, "Chuya is different from you! You were promoted by your head, and Chuya relied on your fists!"

"Ara, are you saying that without brains in sarcasm?" Osamu Dazai said.

"Bah! When did I say that Chuya's brain capacity is small?" Hara Chiyo urged loudly.

Osamu Dazai twitched the corners of his mouth, and said, "To be reasonable, you said that Chuya has a small brain, okay?"

Probably due to drinking too much, Hara Chiyo's mind was already a little unconscious. He grabbed Dazai Osamu by the collar, nose to nose with Dazai Osamu, and said with a serious face: "Although Chuya usually seldom Use your brain, but that doesn't mean Chuya's brain is full of muscles!"

After hearing this, Zhongyuan Zhong also smashed the wine glass, with several veins on his forehead jumping happily: "...I thank you for praising me!"

"So, are you completely drunk?" Osamu Dazai looked at the drunk-eyed guy in front of him, and helplessly stretched out his hand to rub the soft short black hair, "Okay, since you're already drunk, you Go to sleep obediently, and want to discuss whether Chuya's head is full of muscles, we will have plenty of time in the future."

The last thing a drunk can listen to is someone saying that he is drunk, and Hara Chiyo is no exception.

"I'm not drunk!" Hara Chiyo said, "I can even blow up Saiki Sosuke's dog's head!"

"If you blow up Saiki Kongsuke's dog head, the first one who won't let you go is Saiki Kusuo." Dazai Osamu reminded, "At any rate, they are brothers."

"No way!" Hara Chiyo let go of Dazai Osamu's collar, pinched his waist with both hands, and said triumphantly, "Kusuo said that as long as I can help him beat up Sora, he will help me with it." Meet my idol!"

"Your idol?" Osamu Dazai asked casually while straightening his collar, "Is that the manga artist named Sakiko Yumeno? Speaking of which, you actually like to watch girl manga, hey—— !Disgusting!"

"What's the matter with girl manga?" Hara Chiyo patted the table, "Even a boy can have a girly heart, okay? Besides, my idol is not Yumeno-sensei! Although I also like Yumeno-sensei very much. La."

"Hey, who is your idol?" Osamu Dazai asked casually.

Hara Chiyo made a devout expression and said, "My idol is of course Shi Huangda!"

"Master Shihuang?" Dazai Zhi tilted his head and thought for a while, then asked, "Who is Qin Shihuang?"

"Of course!" Hara Chiyo said, "In this world, is there a second person worthy of being called the First Emperor?"

"Qin Shihuang, hasn't he been dead for many years?" Zhongyuan Zhongya asked, "Why did Kusuo let you see him? Did he send you directly to the ghost lamp?"

"No, even if it is a ghost lamp, what he is in charge of is only the hell in Japan." Dazai Osamu said, "Qin Shihuang is the emperor of the flower growers, so it is impossible for him to appear in Japan no matter what."

"Heh, stupid mortal!" Hara Chiyo said in a tone that was too low-level, "Don't you know that Ghost Lamp and Bai Ze have an affair?"

"Bai Ze?" Dazai Osamu suddenly became interested, and his peach blossom eyes widened, looking extremely cute, "Is it the legendary, omniscient beast?"

"It's true that there are divine beasts, but they know everything, it's just a legend." When Hara Chiyo mentioned that guy, Bai Ze, his expression was not very good-looking, "It's a pity that we are still fellow villagers, but he actually cheated me so many times! "

Thinking that that guy stole three-quarters of his money, Hara Chiyo felt a pain in his heart, liver, spleen and lungs.

After listening to Hara Chiyo's complaints about Bai Ze, Nakahara finally couldn't help asking: "Since the relationship between the two of you is so bad, why does he still agree with you to cosplay him and use his power?"

He still remembers when Hara Chiyo cosplayed Bai Ze, and drew a group of strange creatures with strange styles and completely unrecognizable as cats.

"Probably because of love." Osamu Dazai drank the wine in the glass, then looked at Hara Chiyo with a half-smile, and said, "After all, our Chiyo-chan is also a romantic seed~"

Hara Chiyo just wanted to spit at him: "Didn't you also agree that I can cosplay you? Are you in love with me too?"

Osamu Dazai looked like he ate the cockroach raw.

"I like girls who are fragrant and soft, not a stinky man like you!" Osamu Dazai said, "Besides, I really-hate Chiyo!"

"Isn't it a coincidence?" Hara Chiyo said, "I also super-hate you!"

Seeing these two tall and big guys bickering like elementary school students, Zhong Yuan only felt tired: "Are the two of you combined three years old?"

The bartender who watched all this said: Mr. Nakaya, when you get along with Mr. Dazai, it is not much better.

However, considering that all three of them drank a little too much, they might get beaten up if they talked too much, so the bartender just complained silently in his heart.

Maybe Mr. Dazai's supernatural ability is not [Disqualification in the World] at all, but [Dementia in the World]?

Looking at the two people who had started to "bounce" and "bounce your bounce" over there, the bartender felt that he had discovered a great truth.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-12-2517:20:35~2020-12-2617:20:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 14 bottles of small carp;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!