Ability is cosplay

"Damn it! He changed the subject again!" Hara Chiyo patted the bar angrily, "Boss, bring me a bottle of [-] Coke!"

"No gin this time?" The boss asked with a smile.

"What to drink? How can you work overtime after drinking it?" Hara Chiyo picked up the Coke handed to him by the boss and drank most of the bottle in one go, and then said, "It's all the fault of that bastard Dazai! If he didn't cause trouble, I will not work overtime for a month! If this continues, I will be bald."

"If you are bald, you will become stronger." The boss said with a smile while wiping the goblet, "Didn't you say it before? Baldness is also a good hairstyle."

"But I'm different from Saitama-sensei." Hara Chiyo lay down on the bar in frustration, "It's fine if I can exchange my appearance for super combat power, but we are different. Hey, I feel that life is hopeless."

"In this case, how about finding a river and jumping into it to wake up?" Osamu Dazai opened the door and came in, and greeted Hara Chiyo with a smile. Jump into the stinking ditch."

"Why are you so haunted?" Hara Chiyo said angrily, "I don't want to see your face for a second now!"

Osamu Dazai didn't care about Hara Chiyo's displeasure at all, so he sat down next to him naturally, and said to the boss, "A glass of gin."

"Okay, Mr. Dazai." The boss said with a smile.

Hara Chiyo sat up straight, and said angrily, "You came to see me, what's the matter?"

"I can't find you if I have nothing to do?" Osamu Dazai took a sip of his wine, then turned his head to look at him with a smile, "The world has changed quite quickly in recent years, and I can't keep up with this era."

"Stop joking." Hara Chiyo said, "Isn't all of this thanks to you?"

"Hey? What does this have to do with me?" Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, looking extraordinarily innocent and harmless, "I'm just a wage earner. I'll do what the boss says. Besides, Chiyo-chan Isn't it the same?"

"I just don't want the world to collapse like this." Hara Chiyo said, "You have already noticed it? As early as ten years ago, the world became unstable, so I met Ye Wang. As time goes by, the world has gradually begun to crumble, and if we cannot find the cornerstone to re-stabilize the world, the world will end sooner or later."

Osamu Dazai clapped his hands and applauded without sincerity, and said, "It's amazing, it turns out that Chiyo-chan has already noticed this, and I thought Chiyo-chan was successfully fooled by Saiki Sosuke."

"Cut! At first I was indeed fooled by Qi Mukong, but after I met Ye Wang, I understood." Hara Chiyo said, "Speaking of it, I was really surprised. I thought Sora Helping that guy doesn't care about the destruction of the world, I never thought he would choose to save the world."

"Didn't you just say that? He is a younger brother." Dazai Osamu shook the liquid in the glass and said, "Even if Saiki Sora doesn't help, Saiki Kusuo will not allow this world to end, right? .”

"So, this matter was the idea of ​​the two of them working together." Hara Chiyo cut his teeth and said, "It's a shame we are still friends, and even this kind of thing is hidden from me!"

"You didn't ask." Saiki Kusuo didn't know when he appeared on the other side of him, and suddenly spoke, which shocked Hara Chiyo.

"Kusuo?" Hara Chiyo's eyes widened in surprise, "Why did you come here?"

Saiki Kusuo's lips twitched a little, and he said, "Rantang is here."

Hara Chiyo understood, then patted him on the shoulder and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

For Rantang, Hara Chiyo also felt very bitter, so he would avoid it if he could.

"It's not just because of the burning hall that you come here." Osamu Dazai supported his head, shaking the wine glass gently in one hand, and looked at Saiki Kusuo with a smile that was not a smile.

"Yeah, you're really sensitive." Saiki Kusuo sighed, and then said to the boss, "Please give me a cup of hot milk."

"Primary school student?" Hara Chiyo slapped the table, "Boss, replace him with vodka!"

"You're drinking Coke yourself, why don't you let me drink hot milk?" Saiki Kusuo complained helplessly.

"Because I have double standards!" Acting Yuan Qian said bluntly, "Besides, you have already graduated and are a mature adult, so of course you have to drink to celebrate! I have long wanted to drink with you."

"Thank you for your kindness." Saiki Kusuo took a sip of hot milk, and then said, "I don't want to appease a troublesome person who is crazy about drinking."

"Pfft!" Dazai Osamu laughed, "Chiyo-chan, it seems that you have been drunk quite a lot~"

"That's not as many times as you jumping into the river!" Hara Chiyo gave Osamu Dazai a vicious look, then turned his head to coax Saiki Kusuo, "Kusuo, you can have a drink with me! Just one!"

"No." Saiki Kusuo ruthlessly refused, "It's very troublesome."

Hara Chiyo wanted to say something more, but was blocked by Saiki Kusuo's sentence "It is very likely that the super power will be leaked".

"Okay." Hara Chiyo reluctantly accepted this statement, so he squatted on the bar again, "Kusuo, I've been very tired recently. During this time, I only have one hour of sleep every day. The rest of the time It's all used for overtime work, you can see that my dark circles are so heavy, if this continues, I will really die suddenly."

"Don't worry, your body is very strong now, and you won't die suddenly." Saiki Kusuo said, "You don't have to worry about the problem of hair loss. As long as you rest for a day or two, you will be fine."

"The key is that I can't rest!" Hara Chiyo said sadly, "It's all the fault of that bastard Dazai Osamu! If it weren't for the things he did, I wouldn't have been working overtime all the time. Although I have Gin and Kaito to accompany me Come with me, but I still want to take a vacation! Besides, Ye Wang is coming soon, and my little apprentice Dao Yan, I plan to throw him to Yifang Accelerator, after all, he is also his little brother... ..."

Listening to Hara Chiyo's chatter, Saiki Kusuo and Dazai Osamu looked at each other helplessly.

"Did you get drunk without drinking?" Saiki Kusuo said, "This is the first time I see someone getting drunk on Coke."

"Ah, that." The boss who had been on the sidelines said with a smile, "His cola is specially made, and the alcohol content in it is not low."

"That's it~" Dazai Osamu's eyes sparkled after hearing this, "Boss, can you bring me a cup of special dish soap? I want the extra-large one."

"Cocktail with dish soap flavor, okay?" the boss asked with a smile.

Dazai Osamu said happily: "Okay~" Saiki Kusuo silently drank his own hot milk, and complained in his heart: "Even there is a bar for this strange taste, which is amazing."

Just when Saiki Kusuo was about to finish drinking the milk, his shoulders suddenly sank, and he saw a drunk hanging on him like a koala.

Saiki Kusuo's height is about 1.7 meters 1.7, which is a very ordinary height, while Hara Chiyo has been supplementing in the past few years, and his height has also jumped from 1.8 meters to [-] meters [-], successfully overpowering Dazai Osamu.

But that's not the point, the point is that Saiki Kusuo is hanging on his body by such a huge monster, it looks really funny.

"Chiyo, come down for me." Saiki Kusuo said.

Hara Chiyo's tears flowed out, he said sobbingly: "Kusuo, you don't love me anymore."

To this, Saiki Kusuo just replied indifferently: "Gio Luno will love you for me."

Hara Chiyo: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "Pfft ha ha ha ha!"

Looking at Saiki Kusuo's indifferent profile, Hara Chiyo finally let go of his arm, then silently walked to the corner and squatted down.

Seeing the black and ominous atmosphere constantly exuding from the corner, Saiki Kusuo said with a headache, "I didn't mean it."

Osamu Dazai nodded and said, "Yes, I can testify that he did it on purpose."

"Can you stop making trouble?" Saiki Kusuo said, "Be careful I'll throw you into outer space and be with Katz."

"Wow! It's scary!" Osamu Dazai folded his arms around his chest, as if being molested by a pervert, "However, your superpowers are useless to me~"

The overbearing and unreasonable ability of disqualification in the world is really Saiki Kusuo's natural nemesis.

"Besides, Aleister gave me a big gift, would you like to see it?" Osamu Dazai asked with a smile.

Saiki Kusuo stared at Osamu Dazai blankly for a while, then turned his head aside: "I'm not that curious. But I want to remind you that Aleister is not easy to dismiss, get along with him , you have to be careful."

"Are you concerned about me?" Osamu Dazai asked with a smile.It's just that although he was smiling, his eyes were cold.

"I just don't want some idiot to be sad." Saiki Kusuo drank the last sip of hot milk, then got up and left.

"Idiot..." Osamu Dazai rested his chin, his curly eyelashes cast a small shadow under the ambiguous light of the bar, and made the expression in his eyes dim, "Which one are you talking about? "

After a few low laughs, Osamu Dazai walked up behind Hara Chiyo, stretched out his foot and kicked his ass, and said, "The unsightly guy is gone."

Hara Chiyo folded his hands on his knees, lowered his head, and said nothing, his slightly long black hair fell down, covering his face.

His hair is black, like a raven's feathers; his skin is white, like the first snow in winter; his lips are red, like the apple that poisoned Snow White.

With this look, it's no wonder that the Italian godfather took it seriously.Dazai thought.but……

"If you don't get up again, I'll kick you down~" Osamu Dazai said, "Three, two..."

Hara Chiyo: "Huh-huh-huh-"

Osamu Dazai: "Huh?"

Walking in front of Hara Chiyo, squatting down, Dazai Osamu looked at him carefully, and then realized that this guy had fallen asleep.

"What is this?" Osamu Dazai said helplessly, "Do you want me to send him back? Really, I don't have a habit of hugging men!"

Even though he said that, Osamu Dazai still accepted his fate and hugged him up: "You have to thank me."

Before Osamu Dazai walked out of the bar, he saw a cool car stop in front of him with a beautiful flick of its tail.

The door opened, and a blond man with a strange hairstyle and three donuts stepped out of the car.

"You can give him to me," Giorno said.