[Comprehensive] kiss and borrow personality

What kind of child will Pishen and Natural Black have?

After Baby Boom was born, everyone knew the answer—natural black Pipi shrimp.

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My name is Baobao, my father is Hong Jiaodong, and my mother is Mirai Suzumiya.

I was born under much anticipation. For what name should I choose, from the time when the news of my mother’s pregnancy broke out until I was officially born, there was an endless battle of wits and courage in various worlds. The results come.

I am such a sinful man.

Before I was born, many men, women and children fought for me, which can be called a disaster for the country and the people.

It's just a name, those people have never even met me, and there is such a big disaster, I don't know what to say.

ashamed, ashamed.

A few days after birth, in order to register for household registration, my mother casually named it: Boom Baby.

On the one hand, he said plausibly: "If he doesn't like it, he can change it himself in the future."

It is said that Grandpa's expression at that time was indescribable.

Grandpa regards the former No.1 hero All Might as a lifelong competitor, and is committed to surpassing All Might in all aspects.

Because of my name, Grandpa felt that although he won All Might in terms of the number and quality of his sons and grandchildren, he lost in my name.

Obviously, the baby's name is very nice.

It is said that grandparents were married because of All Might.

Dad was trained by his grandfather in extremely cruel ways since he was a child. He can't climb trees, can't make trouble, and can't play.

In the eyes of grandpa, there is only one man in his heart, All Might, regardless of grandma, son or daughter, the good family is broken up, and the first 15 years of father's life became a staunch opponent of grandpa, who refused to use it after being beaten to death Personality inherited from grandpa.

All Might is also a sinful man.

Just a little bit worse than me.

I can't feel the cruelty of grandpa at all, because every time grandpa faces me with that villain face, I will think of Uncle Baohao's face.

That is the No. 1 professional hero who is most suitable to be a villain. Grandpa is still far behind!

Dad has no objection to my name, he is a wife slave anyway, and everything my wife says is right.

It's just that every time my mother calls my name, my father is not very happy-that handsome paralyzed face will turn cold several degrees.

I was curious why, and after asking the reason from my grandma and grandma later, I sighed deeply.

I am such a sinful man.

It's not that my father doesn't like my mother calling me by my name, it's that I don't like my mother calling me "baby".

Because "baby" was originally the exclusive name for my father, but since I was born, my mother's favorite man has become me, so my father is not happy.

Even if the person who calls "baby" is the biological son that father has been looking forward to for a long time, his face is very similar to his father's, and he even inherits his mother's excellent genes to be a more refined and beautiful son.

Jealousy, regardless of gender, regardless of age, regardless of blood.

Oh, what a sin I am.

A few days after I was born, the summoning personality I inherited from my mother awakened, and I began to summon a free dad for myself.

The first one to be summoned was the former captain of the [-]th Division of Gotei [-]th Team and the current supreme ruler of the virtual circle, Aizen Soyousuke.

It was a man with a gentle smile who was good at magic tricks.

With his hair combed and a pair of black-framed glasses on, he became a good old man whose appearance dropped by 80%.

Comb your hair up, take off your glasses, and put on a white dress. Your appearance is brin bling, with your own halo.

Aizen Soyousuke has female fans who yearn for and admire in both the ghost world and the virtual circle. The former vice-captain of the fifth team is an extremely loyal female fan, and even almost killed his childhood sweetheart because of him.

Also a sinful man.

However, now this sinful man is looking at me curiously, maybe he is thinking about how to transform me into a bad face.

I say no from the bottom of my heart!

The good looks I inherited from my parents, no scars, no acne, no need to put a broken mask on my face to block it.

"Hi, it's Aizen Soyousuke, it's you..."

"Hee hee..." I laughed, making him stupid.

Then, my laughter attracted dad number two, Lelouch Lampelucci.

No. [-] baby daddy has a slender figure, black hair and purple eyes, and a good-looking face. It was the bewildered expression on his face when he first appeared on the stage that ruined his impression in my mind.

Such a handsome guy has become a fool.

The number two dad who formed the Black Knights to fight against his father and the Holy Britannian Empire, and still insist on not giving up, is physically a weak chicken who can be knocked down by anyone, and the most precious thing in his body is the one with an unknown IQ head.

The two dads were in a daze for a long time, but they still didn't understand why they appeared here, and played with me helplessly.

I despise them very much, but unfortunately I can't speak, and my hands and feet are tightly wrapped and not free enough, otherwise I will definitely step on their faces with my beautiful little feet.

Not long after, my mother came.

Mom is smart, she knew what was going on when she saw the two dads, "Hello, it seems that my son has awakened the ability to summon."

Dad No. [-]: "..."

Dad No. [-]: "..."

Although I'm a genius and can use my personality within days of being born, I'm still too young and need more sleep to grow, and I can't always stay awake to play with the dads.

So after the two dads watched my mother feed me milk powder and change diapers, I drove back with a three-view reconstructed expression.

After that, whenever I was hungry or thirsty and needed a diaper change, the two dads would be summoned by me.

And for them, from the beginning of resisting to death, to succumbing to my beauty, the process did not take more than 1 minute.

What a fragile man.

Fortunately, one of them rebelled against the soul world, and the other defeated the Holy Britannia Empire.

I think if I can do it with the psychological quality of the two of them, I will definitely be a man who can unify all walks of life in the future.

Alas, think about the turmoil caused by my name, once my beauty and strength are exposed in the future, won't the world be destroyed?

I suddenly feel a great responsibility, and I need more strength (milk) and volume (dad).

So, not long after, I started to call Dad No. [-].

Dad No. [-] Uchiha Madara is the former leader of the Uchiha clan, and also the most powerful person of the Uchiha clan, known as the "legendary ninja".

What a ninja is, I don't know very well.

The only thing I am interested in is the eyes of No. [-] baby daddy, that pair of Sharingan looks scary, there are three little tadpoles inside!

I really want to ask No. [-] dad how to get the little tadpoles into his eyes. I want to get my favorite mother into his eyes so that I can be with my mother all the time.

My mother is too busy. I could still see me every day when I was in her womb. After I was born, my mother could count the number of times she saw me a day with two hands.

It's a pity that I can't speak yet, and I can't ask clearly. It's a pity.

No. [-] baby daddy quickly surrendered to my beauty, fed me milk powder, changed diapers, and didn't get angry when I peed on my hand deliberately.

Since I have the number three dad, I don't like to be called the number one and the number two dad, even if I know they will be very lonely.

you ask why?

Daddy No. [-] will be separated!He can do the work of many people by himself, one washes my ass, one takes my milk bottle, and one sings to me... the movements are unfamiliar and unskilled, but I think he is single and has never had a child For the sake of it, I forgave him generously.

Dad No. [-] is Hisoka, he has a bit of a bad taste, he likes to dress up as a clown, and paint his good face in a mess.

I don't like this, so the first time I met dad No. [-], I gave him fresh baby urine as a gift, and washed off the makeup on his face.

Makeup is not waterproof?Bad review!

Dad No. [-]'s face froze, he pulled out a piercing smile, and wanted to do something to me.

This was the first man who wasn't overwhelmed by my beauty after the first meeting, and I was intrigued.

It's a pity that my little bird is still exposed to the outside. I don't have the hobby of walking the bird, let alone chatting with people with the little bird exposed.

I don't like yelling, it's very unmannered.

So, I calmly summoned Dad No. [-]: Bailan Jesso.

It looked like Bailan Jesso, who had a purple mark on his face with an inverted crown crown, just appeared, and when he saw that daddy No. [-] was going to do something to me, a helpless baby, he immediately exploded.

Pick me up with one hand, and use the upper box weapon Bailong to fight.

The character of fighting when there is a disagreement is very similar to Uncle Baohao.

I have a very good impression of Dad No. [-], even though he was intoxicated by my beauty the first second he saw me, and even touched me, protecting him in his arms without the slightest resistance.

Even so, I still want to stop them from fighting.

Our family is very poor. If the two dads fought to demolish the house, the hard-earned money of mom and dad would have to be used to repair the house in addition to buying milk powder and diapers, so I couldn't save it.

Then, I can't see my parents every day.

As a good baby who knew how to be diligent and thrifty at home, I summoned Uncle Dazai before the two dads started fighting.

Uncle Dazai put a smile on the shoulders of the two dads, and the two dads showed stupid expressions.

The playing cards were gone, the white dragon was gone, everyone sat down in a friendly manner, those who washed their faces washed their faces, and those who changed their diapers changed their diapers, how harmonious it was.

I showed a skinny smile.

Yawn—sleep for a while, I’m so sleepy.

That's all for today's story, see you next time.

Hey, is there a next time?

I don't know, it depends on your mood.