let me be your man

?Today is a very important day, that is Dang Nong's 26th birthday. In the past, only Grandpa Dang and Hua Wen'er accompanied Dang Nong on his birthday. I started to get excited early in the morning.

"Hello" Dang Nong was lying on the bed and talking on the phone with Shika.

"What's the matter?" Shika on the phone said as if he hadn't woken up.

"Today is my birthday too."

"Every year, what's the difference."

"You are too boring. Shouldn't you receive gifts or surprises on your birthday?" Dang Nong was instantly dissatisfied when he heard Shika.

"I think you've watched too many idol dramas."

"I don't care. It's fine if there are no gifts or surprises. At least you have to go on a date with me. We've been together for so long and we haven't dated once."

"No time."

"No, you have to listen to me today."

"dream."

"I'll go to your house in half an hour." Dang Nong quickly hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

Half an hour later, when Nong came to Shika's house, Shika was still sleeping soundly on the warm bed.Dang Nong knew that this would happen, so he had already prepared something to ensure that Shika would get up from the bed immediately.When Nong looked at Shika sleeping soundly on the bed, he smiled evilly, then caught a very fat pig worm that he saw in the garden before going out from the bottle, and put it in front of Shika, to ensure that Shika As soon as he opened his eyes, he could see this fat, big, green pigworm in front of him.Dang Nong has been used to seeing them since he was a child, so he will not be afraid. If he has never seen someone before, he will be scared to death.

"Shika, Shika wake up." Donnon called softly.

"..." Shika turned over and continued to fall asleep.

"Shika, Shika, it's too hot to show your ass." Donnon shouted in another direction.

"It's so noisy." Shika said in a daze.

"Wake up, we're going on a date." Dang Nong shouted with a warm smile.

"Dang Nong, are you fucking sick?" Shika slowly opened his eyes, a fat and big pig worm appeared in Shika's eyes, and the green pig worm was still writhing around , Shika woke up immediately, sat up from the bed in an instant and moved in another direction, yelling loudly at Dang Nong.

"Why are you so scared?" Dang Nong slowly approached Shika viciously.

"Don't come over." Shika said with a frown.Shika looked at the pig worm wriggling in Dang Nong's hand, and all the goosebumps all over his body rose.

"Shika, you are a big man, you are still afraid of this worm." Dang Nong said proudly.

"Take it for me." Shika said nervously, staring at the worm in Dannon's hand.

"It's so cute, what do you think about Shika if we keep it as a pet?" Dang Nong put the pig worm in his hand and said with a smile.

"It's not good, I'm warning you to be a fool, take it away from me immediately." Shika felt uncomfortable all over when he saw this kind of limp insect, probably like some people who faint when they see blood Same, a kind of mental disorder phobia.

"You can take it away, you go on a date with me." Donnon said proudly.

"If you want to date, hurry up and take this thing away with me immediately."

"Look at how cowardly you are, but you're really cute." Dang Nong walked directly to the window and threw the pig worm in his hand.

"You're talking about it once, who was the coward?" Seeing that Dang Nong had thrown away the pig worm in his hand, Shi Ka became bolder immediately.

"I'm talking about myself." When Dang Nong saw that the situation was not right, he immediately said with a smile on his face.

In the end, Shika was dragged by Dang Nong to go on a date, and Dang Nong had already planned everything for this day.Two people have a good breakfast first, then go shopping, you can buy jewelry or clothes for couples, after shopping, you can find a very romantic coffee shop to sit, and then go to the movies in the afternoon, of course in the evening The place to eat western food is romantic, but Dang Nong seems to have forgotten that Shika's Garden Restaurant is the best Chinese and Western restaurant in City A.

"Does Shika look good?" Dang Nong said to Shika, holding a piece of clothing on his body and stroking it back and forth.

"Yeah." Shi Ka said casually without looking.

"You didn't even look at it." Dang Nong said standing in front of Shika.

"It doesn't matter whether you look at it or not, anyway, you'll look the same in whatever you wear." Shika said and walked out.

"Wow~ so handsome!" the clerk said to Shika's back nympho.

"Handsome?" Dang Nong said to the clerk with a smile.

"It's so handsome." The clerk said with a nympho look on his face.

"I'm a man." Dang Nong threw the clothes into the clerk's hands, and walked away proudly without looking back.

When Dang Nong came out, he saw that Shika did not leave, but stood outside and waited for him. Dang Nong felt so happy instantly. When Shi Ka saw Dang Nong came out, he went straight to the front again.

"Shika wait for me." Dang Nong shouted while trotting.

"Dang Nong, you are really like a woman. It's really boring to eat, go shopping and watch movies." Shi Ka stopped and said.

"Don't couples do this all the time?" Dang Nong said dissatisfied.

"Totally boring." After Shika finished speaking, he continued to walk forward.

"It's my birthday today, so why don't you just let it go?" Dang Nong said a little disappointed.

"Okay, so where do you say you are going now?"

"Then let's go to the movies." Donnon said while pulling Shika.

"what ever."

After the two came to the cinema, Shika was not used to it, because it was the first time Shika went shopping at such a young age, and it was the first time he came to the cinema, and they dedicated it to Dang Nong. Shika especially hates people who come to such occasions. I act like a fool.

"Give me the wallet." Donnon stretched out his hand and said to Shika.

"what?"

"Buy popcorn, how can you watch a movie without popcorn."

Shika gave the wallet to Dang Nong, and Dang Nong excitedly took out a [-] note from it. After returning the wallet to Shi Ka, Dang Nong happily went to buy popcorn.At this moment, Shi Ka was standing there, holding two movie tickets in his hand, and from time to time, a beautiful woman looked back at Shi Ka.At this time, Dang Nong came over with twice the Coke and a big bucket of popcorn.

"Help me get it."

"..." Shika took the popcorn.

"I think it's better not to take you out in the future, there are too many wolves outside, it's not safe for you." Dang Nong looked at the beauties passing by him and never forgot to look at Shika.

"..." Shika gave Dang Nong a blank look.

"Let me tell you, this love movie is super touching. It's directed by my favorite director Guan Zhu." Dang Nong said while staring at the screen while eating the popcorn in his hand.

"..." Shika didn't take it for granted, watching this boring movie with his hands folded.

"I'm so touched, will Yaoge die in the end?" Dang Nong sobbed and said to Shi Ka next to him.

"If you keep twittering, I promise you will die."

"I don't understand the style." Dang Nong's eyes that were about to flow out were instantly squeezed back by Shi Ka.

"... "

"Yaoge is so brave, she sacrificed her life for Dayun. Shika is for you, and I am willing too." Dang Nong said affectionately.

"idiot."

"I want Shika too." Dang Nong said to Shika watching Da Yun gently kissing the dead Yaoge on the screen, with tears still streaming from his eyes.

"Go away."

"I want it too, I want it too." Dang Nong rubbed Shika's face as he spoke.

"court death."

Finally finished watching the boring movie, Dang Nong on one side was cracklingly moved, but Shika didn't respond at all.If it wasn't for being with Dang Nong, Shika wouldn't want to come to this kind of place.

"Next, let's have the most romantic candlelight dinner in the world." Donnon said happily.

"Dang Nong." Shika suddenly stopped Dang Nong.

"what happened?"

"I still have something to do in the restaurant."

"You mean you're leaving now?"

"You take a taxi back by yourself."

"Today is my birthday, how can you do this." Dang Nong said very disappointed.

"Accompany you to go shopping, eat and watch movies. I have done these three things, what else do you want?"

"Breakfast counts?"

"Then what do you think?"

"Give me the wallet."

"..." Shika handed the wallet to Dang Nong.

"You go! Don't think that I can't find someone to accompany me." Dang Nong said after drawing 1000 yuan from the inside.

"Be careful what you say to me." Shi Ka said coldly.

"I'll use your money to treat other men to dinner." Dang Nong said dissatisfiedly holding the ticket in his hand.

"If you don't want to die, just go ahead and do it." Shi Ka gave Dang Nong a blank look and left.