Sing and cry

It was a city bisected by a river that ran from northwest to southeast.She said neither big nor small, but the development of the whole city is very uneven. The most northeastern part is the best developed place and is a commercial metropolis; the most southwest part is the most backward place, with only 2G internet speed, and There is only traffic at the entrance of the village.

But that doesn't matter, because the story only takes place in the relatively central part of the city.There are two high schools here, Luo Qi reads No. [-] Middle School, and No. [-] Middle School is just across the street.Because of geographical proximity and similar student qualifications, from the principal to the students, No. [-] Middle School and No. [-] Middle School are in love with each other.

These two are very interesting high schools. There are students who can be provincial champions, and there are also students who need to go to prison for self-examination. Therefore, in order to prevent problematic teenagers from interfering with healthy teenagers competing for the champion position with No. [-] Middle School, they decided to divide them into classes based on arts and sciences. The name of the students are divided into categories.

To put it simply, it is to first divide the grades into good and bad, and then divide them into high, middle and low according to moral conduct.The first class of arts and sciences is for the upper-class students and ordinary students, the second class of arts and sciences is for the gods of the middle-class students and the lower-class students, the third class of arts and sciences is for the human beings of the lower classes and ordinary middle schools, and the fourth class of arts and sciences is for the lower-class students. Medium, low, and ordinary "Oh, never mind..." dumbfounded.

To put it simply, class one is the best, and class four is waiting to die.

As for Luo Qi, there is no doubt that he is waiting to die.

This year's school start day is on Thursday, which is ranked second in Luo Qi's "least favorite school start day".The first is Friday, the fifth is Wednesday, and Saturdays and Sundays are not ranked, mainly because school does not start on weekends.Of course, if the school starts on a weekend, I'm sorry, Luo Qi does not accept professionals to participate in amateur competitions.

"Luo Ji, I finally expected you to come!" Wan Sui opened his arms exaggeratedly, and ran towards Luo Qi.

"Q—i—cry, illiterate." Luo Qi pushed Wanzai away in disgust, "I remember we came together this morning."

Wan Sui ignored Luo Qi's ruthlessness, and persistently threw himself at him from behind, "The first second I left Luo Ji, I missed him."

"Fuck you!" Luo Qi was almost thrown in the face by this blow. "The second Wanzai opened his mouth, hit him." He stabbed Wanzai in the side with his elbow, and the opponent died instantly.

He looked back at the 17-year-old on the ground, and said fiercely: "And my mother is called Luo Qi, Qi Yiqi!" He knelt down, poked him with his fingers, and warned: "Illiterate dare to choose liberal arts." , believe it or not, I will find you an elementary school tutor!"

"Don't, don't, don't! Believe it, believe it! Qiyiqi! Luo Qi, Luo Qi..." Long live bounced off the ground when Luo Qi said "believe it or not", he knew that Luo Qi would never let He is disappointed.The last time I said I wanted him to run wildly on the street, I really took off his clothes on the street, let him walk the bird all the way, and run wildly behind Luo Qi all the way.

If he really hired an elementary school tutor, he, the boss of the three middle schools... the younger brother!It's not right.

The first day of school at No. 15 Middle School was only half a day, and instead of attending classes according to the schedule, after deducting a half-hour pseudo-class meeting and a [-]-minute break, the remaining time was divided into six equal parts and given to the teachers of each subject.Maybe I want the teacher to experience how much they will be splashing on the splashing monkey for a whole year, right?

Of course, it may also be for homework collection, course selection representatives, and the like.

Some homeroom teachers are used to arranging seats according to grades when monkeys don’t even know how tall, short, fat or thin they are, so Luo Qi looked back at the blackboard and didn’t see anything that looked like a seating chart.

"Have you arranged a seat?" But as soon as Luo Qi finished asking, he felt that this question was a bit useless.As far as the fourth article is the best, it's just like that, so what good points can it get?

"No, what's the point? Let's do the open-book exam." Wansui replied, and it was exactly what Luo Qi thought.

"But I got you a seat by the window," he added.That seat is at the left rear of the classroom, and the back door is also at the left rear.Although it would be noisy between classes, Luo Qi basically didn't stay in the classroom very much except during class time, so it wasn't bad.

At this moment, a female voice rang out: "Sit down, didn't you hear the bell ring?" Everyone looked around for a long time before the owner of the voice came in.The woman stopped at the front door and took a look around. When her eyes caught Luo Qi who was still on the aisle, her face turned black.

Luo Qi glanced back at her, and continued to walk back to his seat at his original pace.When he first arrived at his seat, he bent down and asked in a low voice, "Is there any noise?"

Long live also lowered the volume of the voice, "It rang early, I was afraid that you would not be able to come back."

"Oh." Luo Qi didn't speak again.

After Luo Qi sat down, she walked in with a dark face, and while taking out her things, she nagged: "You guys better be so punctual every day, otherwise I will never end with you."

Under the podium, one person laughed: "It's a bit difficult! If it weren't for grabbing a seat today, who would wake up so early." After speaking, many people also laughed.

"Who said that! Stand up!" the woman shouted.

Don't say that everyone is targeting her, deliberately ignoring her, I'm afraid only a fool will admit it.Luo Qi thought, this woman must have offended someone before she was sent to lead the fourth class. After two years, she will be at least 40 years old.

After everyone quieted down, she put on a bad face and said, "My surname is Li. You can call me Teacher Li. You are not only English teachers, but also your class teacher."

Wan live turned sideways, poked Luo Qi, "Hey, I know her full name."

"Xiao Li Feidao, right? Boring." Luo Qi took his cold joke very shamelessly, "I know her mother."

"Who?" Wanzai asked curiously.

Luo Qi turned his head to look at him, and said without emotion: "Xiao Li's mother throws knives."

"...Fuck." Long live paused, then laughed silently, "I really thought you knew."

At this time, one-fifth piece of chalk flew towards him, and Luo Qi flicked it, changing the trajectory of the chalk, and finally hit Wanzai's eyebrow.

"You still dare to block? Get up!" Li Feidao pointed at Luo Qi angrily.

At this moment, Luo Qi was sure that this was a new teacher.Although he doesn't know any of the other teachers, or is not interested in knowing them, except for the teacher or the dean who has taught him, this does not prevent other teachers from knowing him.

In No. [-] Middle School, who doesn't know there is a part-time student named Luo Qi who is an amateur gangster, and this person cannot be messed with.Every school has one or two thorns, and Luo Qi is one of the biggest thorns in No. [-] Middle School.

Luo Qi stood up slowly, the speed was comparable to the revolution of the earth, and it took a day... No, the rotation is only a day.

whatever.

"Come on, let me introduce to everyone, what is the name of this classmate who has been dragged to the sky." Li Feidao said disdainfully.At the same time, the temperature in the classroom dropped to freezing point.

Li Feidao was secretly pleased with himself, thinking that he was very intimidating, but he didn't know that they were scared by Luo Qi.

If you ask what a handsome gangster looks like when he smiles, the answer is probably the way Luo Qi is showing everyone now. He just hooked the corners of his mouth, perfectly showing his arrogance and frivolity.

If the king of the mountain is like this, then he might not have to go down the mountain to find Mrs. Yazhai.No matter how unstable life is, and there is no network-level backwardness on the mountain, people who have seen his appearance will still be willing to go up the mountain and spend their lives with him.

Of course, whether the King of the Mountain is willing or not is another matter.

"Luo Qi, Luo Sha's Luo, weeping and weeping is not logic." Seeing that the others didn't seem to respond, he added two more words: "Above."

Long live looked up at Luo Qi in the sky, and whistled involuntarily.

"Cough." Luo Qi used his fist to cover the corner of his mouth that was almost out of control, this idiot...

"Stand up for me too! Whistle! You think you're handsome, don't you?" Li Feidao threw another fifth of a piece of chalk, hitting the idiot's brow precisely.

Banzai sighed, "Not that I think, but 'I am'." He stood up and said, "Look, chalk loves me."

Seeing Li Fei Dao pointing at him and about to open his mouth, Wan Sui gracefully made a "wait a moment" gesture. "Don't cue me, just listen to me." He said shamelessly, "My name is Long Live, the one with four zeros after it is Wan Live, and the one with the longest life is Long Live. How can I call it casually?"

"Grandson." Luo Qi called out neither high nor low.

"Hey Luo Ji, it's time for me to speak! If you didn't say anything when I gave you time just now, what are you grabbing now!" Wan Sui said dissatisfied.

Luo Qi squinted at him and said flatly, "Cry."

"You are so angry! I should be angry!" Wanzai responded angrily.

With this IQ, there is no help.Luo Qi glanced at him, then looked back to the front, "Know what has a long life?" He seemed to ask casually.

"Turtle son!" Someone shouted.

"Fuck your mother!" Wan Sui stared at the direction the voice came from, "In ten months you will have an extra turtle brother! You still have to call me Dad!"

Whistles sounded everywhere, and Wan Sui sat down with a smile without waiting for Li Feidao's instructions, "You can do it, you will treat me like a clown, and drag yourself..." He complained.

"This is called division of labor, DivisionOfLabour. What time does school end today?" Luo Qi changed the topic after finishing speaking, not giving Wanzai any chance to refute.

"A little?" Wanzai seemed to remember something, paused, "Do you have to go home today?"

Luo Qi didn't answer him, but turned his gaze to the window.When Wanzai thought he would not answer, he gave a soft "hmm".

Regardless of arts and sciences, the students in the fourth class all have one thing in common, that is, they are always on time after class.As soon as the get out of class and school bell rang, more than 40 people in the class disappeared like birds hearing a gun.

"...During the sports meeting, you must win me at least three track and field championships!" It was Xu Youfeng, their Chinese teacher and deputy class teacher, who was called Lao Xu for short.

According to Luo Qi's unofficial statistics, Chinese teachers are generally surnamed Li, Xu, or Lu. The former may be a matter of probability. After all, Li is the second most common surname. As for the middle and the latter... it may be Mr. Xu Zhimo and Mr. Lu Xun The reason.

Gender... No, it's a surname stereotype.

Old Xu looked at the only student in the classroom, and sighed helplessly, "If you don't want to leave, you can sit down."

Luo Qi's butt only took up less than a quarter of the chair, almost sitting on the edge, with the back of the chair touching his shoulder blades, and the soles of his feet resting on the bar connecting the two front legs of the table, he was on the verge of falling to his death Crazy test.

Luo Qi ignored him, but asked casually: "Why are you being ridden on top by a newcomer?"

"It's called division of labor." Lao Xu smiled, "As soon as your principal heard that I couldn't be the head teacher this year, he immediately arranged for me to be a freshman in the next year... Hey!" The bar fell and lay on the ground with a clang, while Luo Qi sat on the ground with a "fuck".

Luo Qi: "Ah..."

"Look, look, what did I say, you really are." Old Xu ran over in a panic, "Where did you fall?"

"Ass, where else can I fall." Luo Qi rubbed his lower back.After rubbing for a while, he raised his eyes to stare at Lao Xu, and warned, "You and me, there is no third person."

"Who can I tell?" Old Xu asked with a smile.He stretched out his hand to ask Luo Qi to use his strength, but Luo Qi still got up by himself.

"I'm not afraid that the two of us will fall together." Luo Qi smiled and explained, "I will definitely post it on the forum when the time comes."

Old Xu snorted, and said not to be outdone, "Do you think I don't know how to use stickers?" He smiled at Luo Qi, "Unexpected?" After finishing speaking, he left in a haughty manner. .

Luo Qi didn't need to look in the mirror to know that his face must be extremely wonderful now, he was very surprised and [-] points couldn't believe it...

No, it's only nine thousand and one ten cents.

The people in the school dispersed as much as they could, and Luo Qi reluctantly embarked on the way home.Opening the door, he made eye contact with the people inside. "...Auntie." He put down the plastic bag in his hand, freed one hand to take the ice from his mouth, and called out vaguely.

"Xiaoqi came back really early, and he won't eat until a while." Wang Mofei smiled at him.

This is definitely nonsense for the sake of an awkward chat, one must know that Luo Qi has just finished his lunch.

"...Okay." The scene was a little awkward for a while, but Wanzai was not there, and the awkwardness lasted more than once.So he put the ice on it again, took off his shoes without using his hands, and put on the slippers that were put aside, "I'll go back to my room to change." After saying that, he picked up the big bag of ice that he had just put down, and seemed to run away Go upstairs past her.

Although he said "Go back to the room and change clothes first", it doesn't mean that he will go downstairs after changing clothes.Luo Qi looked at the room with nothing special and sighed, took a book from the bookshelf, slumped on the beanbag sofa in the corner of the room, and pressed the display on the wall with his hand.

drop--

The music came out from the stereo. If Long live was there, he would definitely complain again: "You don't have a good match with classical music, you look like you can listen to heavy metal music." Then Luo Qi would reply: "This is the Baroque period. of."

His right elbow rested on the edge of the two-meter bed next to the beanbag sofa, and his palm rested on his head, which was heavier than lead, as he flipped through the pages of the full-score book on his lap. 1.5x and the book will fly.

It's not that he doesn't understand it, or that he doesn't want to read it, the main reason is that he has seen it too many times.He could recite it verbatim, complete with punctuation marks, if he wanted to.

Every time Wan Sui asked Luo Qi what book he was reading, he couldn't answer.It's not that he doesn't know the title of the book, it's that the illiterate idiot can't understand his answer.

What is the Chinese translation of Les Misérables?Or should ask first, is there Chinese?

Thinking of this, Luo Qi lost his mind.

"...Hey, hey! Did you hear that?"

Luo Qi came back to his senses, looked up, Luo Yang was standing not far from him, "I knocked on the door and no one answered, so I came in to call you."

"I didn't hear it just now, but now I hear it." Luo Qi closed the book and turned off the music, "Did you eat?" Luo Yang responded hastily, then turned and left.

Luo Qi followed him down the stairs, but before he got there, he heard a female voice with yin and yang, saying: "It's such a big card, the security guards outside the community could hear it, but some people still did not hear it."

The one who spoke was Luo Qi.

"Sister, don't talk about it." The person next to her tugged at her sleeve, "When you're concentrating, the voice you hear is relatively quiet. You can't blame him."

This green tea is called Luo Ying.

Luo Qi ignored the woman who could support a play with only two, and sat silently at the dining table, ignoring the conversation between the two actors opposite.

It's just that the parties' ignorance couldn't stop them from being elegant, they continued to chat, and the two parents with the highest status didn't speak, so the topic of "Luo Qi" was not over yet.

"Can you two shut up, don't you feel nauseated?" Luo Yang said dissatisfiedly, "Second sister, you can't tell the elder sister to stop talking, you should shut up anyway and don't chat with her? Do you know that eating and talking makes you fat? "Body is definitely a woman's weakness, and the two finally shut up.

Luo Qi lowered his head and ate his meal by himself, and picked up a piece of ribs.It doesn't matter whether they talk or not, it's all the same to him, and it doesn't affect him.

"Murphy, the ribs are well done." Luo Ran said to the people around him.

"Eat more if you like it." Wang Mofei said, holding another piece of meat for the other party, completely ignoring the intensity of the light when sitting in the main seat.

Luo Qi roughly estimated that there are about one thousand candela per square meter.

At this moment, there are still five yuan left on the plate of delicious ribs on the table.

The two women on the opposite side looked at each other and immediately stretched out their chopsticks, each took a piece and put it in his mouth, and put another piece in the bowl. Luo Yang took the last piece, and Luo Yang looked at the empty plate Caught a chopstick air.

"...Respect the old and love the young, do you understand! I only ate one piece today!" He stared at the three people at the opposite table resentfully, "Sister, why are you two hoarding food for the winter?" After criticizing, he lowered his head resentfully Grilled white rice.

So why have so many children?It makes sense for you to have family planning naturally.If only one or two are born, it will be fine.

Luo Qi, who had already eaten three pieces, looked at the fourth piece of ribs on the chopsticks and did not move his mouth for a long time.

Noticing the movement of the person on the left, Luo Yang looked sideways, and at the same time, Luo Qi also looked to the right.The two looked at each other for a while, Luo Yang moved the bowl to the left calmly, Luo Qi quietly raised his lips, and put the ribs in his bowl.

Luo Yang heheed twice, and stuffed the ribs into his mouth.

"A worthless guy." Luo Yang muttered.

"You are promising, you give me the ribs!" Luo Yang choked back.Of course, he didn't get another rib.

After the rice was finished, Luo Qi silently filled a bowl of soup and finished it silently. "I'm done eating." After saying that, he packed up his bowl and chopsticks, left the dining table and walked towards the kitchen.

"Cut, leave after eating, like sharing a table." Luo Qi said with disdain.

"Qiqi, what are you talking about..." Wang Mofei whispered.Seeing Luo crying, she smiled and asked, "Xiao Qi is going back to the room now?"

Luo Qi stopped walking upstairs, "Well, do homework." He waited for a while, and when he saw that the other party didn't intend to say anything, he turned and went upstairs.

"What nonsense homework, where did the homework come from when school started?" Luo Ying snorted.

Luo Qi didn't hear Luo Ying's words, although he wouldn't say anything when he heard it, but he would retort in his heart: there is homework only when school starts, after all summer homework is due.

Of course, it has nothing to do with Luo Qi.He can't write, and he can't write.

The series of actions in the afternoon were repeated again, taking the book, sitting down, playing music, flipping through the book, and Luo Yang appeared in his room...

... Luo Yang?

Luo Qi raised his head, facing the contemptuous Luo Yang.

"It doesn't fit your personality at all. Let your third middle school know that their school bully will kill himself on the spot if he reads a book and sees that he can't hear others." Luo Yang said coldly.

Luo Qi didn't respond positively, but just pointed to the small refrigerator in the corner of the room, "There are chirping ice."

Luo Yang looked at Luo Qi coldly for two seconds, and then he couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth and jumped up. He couldn't even control his feet, and he jumped to the refrigerator without waiting for a second.

"Brother." Luo Yang called out.

"How many times have I said that it is called Luo Qi." Luo Qi corrected his name, "Be careful that your brother beats you."

Luo Yang puffed up his cheeks and said dissatisfiedly: "But you are also my brother."

"But I'm not Luo Qi, Luo Ying and Luo Yang's brother." Luo Qi looked at Luo Yang seriously and said, "I'm not your mother or her son either."

Luo Yang opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.

"If you don't want to die, don't let others hear you call me brother, especially the three of them; if you don't want your mother to be sad, it's best to call me Luo Qi when no one hears you." Luo Qi made a small summary.

"Oh..." Luo Yang lowered his head aggrievedly while holding the chirping ice in his mouth.

Luo Qi only looked at him for a while, then looked away, focusing on his book.Even if Luo Yang was sitting on the bed, he could only support his head with one hand.

Chirp - chirp -

"...No wonder your brother doesn't play with you." Luo Qi closed the book heavily, and glared at Luo Yang, "The package of Chi Chi Ice is just plastic, why do you eat it so well? It's not plastic anymore. Do you know that plasticizer additives are the plasticizer itself?”

It's fine to bite the straw and bite the package, but this fool still sucks with relish.Thanks to him, Luo Qi evolved from sixty slash-minute pages to six 10-minute slash pages.

Luo Yang stuck out his tongue and finally let go of the packaging.He poked his head over to be curious about the book in Luo Qi's hand, "What are you reading?"

"Les Misérables." Luo Qi replied.

"Oh..." Luo Yang paused, and asked, "Is it called Lonely Star Tears or Les Miserable Worlds?"

Luo Qi didn't know either, but he still answered, "... Lone Star Tears." This sounded a lot more compelling.

When he finished his answer, the topic was over.Without the sound of Luo Yang sucking plastic, the room fell into an embarrassing silence.

"How is the attached middle school?" Luo Qi asked.

In fact, Luo Qi didn't want to show that he cared about him very much, but this poor little dog has been sitting here for a long time, not saying anything, like a puppy sitting on the side of the road with a bowl in its mouth, staring straight at passers-by, begging for adoption , looking at himself with the Chirp Ice in his mouth.

"Did you know! One of them got full marks in the senior high school entrance examination!" Seemingly overwhelmed, as soon as Luo Yang caught the opportunity, he said, "I thought he was a fake rich second generation, but I saw him Dressed plainly, and the teacher in charge asked him if he had filled out the scholarship form for poor students. I was surprised that he was a real person, but the teacher in charge is not low in EQ, but low in IQ. How can he tell? But he doesn't seem to mind letting others know that he just said..."

Luo Qi felt that he must be so stupid now, he didn't expect Luo Yang to be so talkative without changing his temper.

After talking about it, he didn't listen to it anymore. After all, he was just a scumbag, and he couldn't handle even punctuation marks, let alone those without punctuation marks.So when Luo Yang finally finished speaking and waited for his response, Luo Qi could only summarize and analyze the few sentences he had listened to before: "Then make friends with him, it feels good, it's better than making friends with rich people." Let’s hang out together.” Luo Qi thought for a while after speaking, and he seemed to have missed one word for fool, so it should be three.

Luo Yang nodded vigorously, "I think so too, but I'm afraid I'm balabalabala..." Luo Qi directly helped Luo Yang silence the sound.

balabala, balala... ukalaka...

Tsk, it's all the fault of Long Live that bitch.

After most of the night, Luo Yang was willing to go back to his room, and Luo Qi finally had a chance to take a good bath.

Before the water vapor in the bathroom dissipated, he casually pulled the towel aside and tied it around his waist, put another towel on his head, and wiped it casually a few times.He raised his hand, wiped away the mist from the mirror, and half-closed his eyes to look at himself in the mirror.

"...Forget it, I won't wash it anymore." He picked up the toothbrush at the side and squeezed toothpaste on it, "You only use facial cleanser!"

In the face of laziness, Luo Qi selectively forgets the fact that he was still a little bitch until yesterday.

After completing a series of troublesome but necessary cleaning processes, Luo Qi fell on the bed weakly, and then tried to fumble for his mobile phone from the two-meter bed, and then set the alarm clock.

On weekdays, if he couldn't find his mobile phone, he would just forget about it. At most, he would be late and skip class, but not today. He didn't want to bump into Wang Mofei when he went downstairs at ten o'clock tomorrow.

"Fuck! Who the hell ordered the bed!" Luo Qi sat up irritatedly, and then saw that his mobile phone was only about ten centimeters away from where his head was when he lay down just now, "Fucking fuck."

After setting the alarm clock, he took out a smart watch from the bedside table and put it on his left hand.It is said that this watch can record sleep time, heartbeat, steps...

It doesn't matter, Luo Qi is not used much anyway.

He threw the bath towel on the ground directly, and hid naked under the blanket.The two-meter bed is different, it is soft, and it will not fall when it rotates 720 degrees——

"Who the hell am I? I bought the bed!" Luo Qi sat up again irritatedly.

Basically, every time Luo Qi lies on this bed, this series of things will happen repeatedly, but he never gives up every time. He insists on lying on the two-meter-large bed first, and then wakes himself up for five or ten minutes, and finally moves .

There is no way, this bed is comfortable to lie on, so I can't help but lie on it, but it is also true that I don't sleep well, and I have to change to another place to sleep in the end.

He walked to the right side of the bed and took out the folding bed. Because there was not enough space, he carried the folding bed to the left, kicked the beanbag away, set up the bed, and dragged the quilt over.

"This is the bed, that's just a two-meter cloud." Luo Qi rubbed the pillow that came with the folding bed twice in satisfaction.

In fact, the two-meter cloud is just an ordinary cloud... a bed.It is said that when choosing a bed, you should choose a bed that does not fit your palms under your waist when you lie on it, which means that it has enough support and can reduce the burden on your back.

But Luo Qishui is used to Wansui's latex mattress, which is thin and hard.

Good is not as good as used to.Besides...

What more?Luo Qi didn't know, the main reason was that he fell asleep, and it definitely took less than 15 minutes.