Sing and cry

That night, there was a photo circulated among the classes in each class, which was the school's arrangement for this Friday's activities.On the last line of the announcement, the school wrote in italics: "Thanks to alumni Mr. XXX for sponsoring this year's party. In order to encourage students to participate in the party, this year's party will be organized as a competition, and the winners will be awarded YYY Hotel Buffet Coupon.”

"...Wow, this schoolmate is very generous..." Chen Liang opened his mouth wide open when he saw the notice.

There is also an attached page to the notice, which states the terms of use of the coupon.The terms are nothing special, they come and go: not to be used on public holidays, not to be transferred to others, not to be resold, only to be used in certain branches, when to expire, but it is a bit special, although it cannot be used in conjunction with other offers , excluding birthday offers.

The starting point of this hotel's buffet price is 500 yuan, plus a [-]% discount coupon and a [-]% birthday discount...

Luo Qi thought about it, how much is it?

"How much?" Wanzai asked.

"...Do you use addition or multiplication?" Chen Liang asked.

Luo Qi looked at the empty bed, the most likely person in the dormitory would not be returning to the dormitory today.

——This is illogical: the price of the hotel buffet is 500 yuan. After using the [-]% discount coupon, you can also use the [-]% birthday discount at the same time. How much does it cost to eat the buffet?

"Ding—" the other party replied.

——The neuropathy said: Neuropathy?

——Neuropathy said: Two hundred and eighth.

——Psycho said: Or is this a brain teaser?

Luo Qi has read Li Ge. "Two hundred and eighty can eat the buffet." He replied with Li Ge's answer.

"Wow..." Chen Liang stared at the phone dumbfounded, "No wonder Li Qianqian wants you to participate."

"Who?" Wan Sui and Luo Qi asked suspiciously at the same time.

"Li Qianqian! Your homeroom teacher!" Chen Liang said.

Luo Qi was slightly stunned, "Isn't your name Li Feidao?"

Chen Liang looked at him with a complicated expression, "Are you taking the nickname you changed for her as your real name?"

"Whatever, it doesn't matter." Luo Qi waved his hand, "Do you think Li Feidao will come to look for her again? I really annoy her."

"You should worry about whether the 43 people in our class will come to you!" Wan live teased.

"42!" Chen Liang corrected, "What is not yours is always not yours."

"The main reason is that you can't even afford two hundred and eighty." Long live the knife.

"... Fuck! What nonsense to say—"

despair.

The lights in the dormitory were off, and it seemed that it was time to turn off the lights.The people in the dormitory stopped chatting and went back to their beds.

Although Luo Qi had slept enough in the past two days, he felt tired when he lay down in bed, especially in this familiar bed, which is pleasant for 360 five days a year and 360 six days in leap years. The cotton that can still be slept on, or it should have been five years since I bought it, Luo Qi only succeeded in sleeping on it once, and it was because of the cloud that had a fever.

comfortable……

Mom...don't be silly...

say what?

I……

You say it again?

...It's all right, Mom—

Luo Qi woke up from his sleep, the two asynchronous snores in the dormitory were still playing together, no one noticed that anyone in the dormitory had woken up.Luo Qi slowed down his breathing and closed his eyes again.

Then Luo Qi turned over.

Then Luo Qi turned over twice.

Later Luo cried...

"I'm fucking you..." For some reason, today's bed is particularly difficult to sleep on.Luo Qi thought that this might have something to do with what Li Ge said in the afternoon, or the dream just now.

... In fact, it has nothing to do with Li Ge. Luo Qi said it himself, and Li Ge is just repeating it.

Luo Qi picked up the phone and typed a line on the keyboard, but did not send it.He covered the lower half of his face and stared straight at the screen without moving, until the screen went dark for a while, and finally went completely dark.

ha?What are you thinking about?

He unlocked the phone, long pressed the input box, clicked select all, and finally clicked the delete button.

"Sleep!" He threw his phone aside and began to write a new poem——

Chirp and chirp again, Mulan is weaving.Mother hands line, wandering clothing.Between the two rafters with mud in their mouths, four children were born in one nest.Grandpa has no older son, and Mulan has no elder brother...

But into the empty nest, chirping sad all night.I don't hear the voice of parents calling girls, but I hear the sound of Hu Qi in Yanshan tweeting.Don't be sad for Yanyan, Yandang should reflect on himself. They are born from the same root, so why rush each other...

When the window is arranging clouds and temples, the mirror is decorated with yellow flowers.Yellow flowers are piled up all over the ground, who can pick them now...

There are two swallows on the beam, male and female.The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred...

What is the next sentence?

After Luo Qi finished reading the whole poem, he was still extremely sober, and he let out a foul breath.

I can only compose one more song...

The next morning, Luo Qi went to the classroom with two dark circles under his eyes.Fortunately, contrary to Wan Sui's expectations, neither the rest of the class nor Li Feidao came to ask Luo Qi to appear on the show, otherwise the number of dead souls under Luo Qi's men would have skyrocketed.

If you don't look for it, don't look for it, Luo Qi is enjoying leisure.

It would be best if Li Feidao came to find trouble if he had nothing to do.

In just one day, Luo Qi was arrested five times for grooming violations, confiscated his mobile phone once, criticized seven times for disrespecting the teacher, and accumulated sixteen inspections—because every five inspections added one, and Luo Qi was arrested. Thirteen fines were issued, two were added to fifteen, and then one was added.

Of course, Luo Qi can choose to write [-] characters at a time.

"Crazy!" Luo Qi looked at the sixteen inspection notices on the table and kicked the table angrily.Since the part-time student amateur has no habit of reading books in class, his drawers are empty, so the table will be lighter.

The table wobbled back and forth and fell over.

"Luo Qi, you are very courageous! How dare you destroy public property!" The dean passed by, and Luo Qi successfully received the No. 17 review notice.

"..." Wan Sui looked at Luo Qi, whose face was darker than the bottom of a burnt pot, and quietly moved five centimeters to the aisle.

After finally getting through the day, Luo Qi came to the last school day of this year with seventeen self-criticism sheets in his hands.

——Crazy said: There is a fool who came to sing on stage, and none of the notes are in tune, it is too tormented!

Li Ge sent a recording, and it sounded like ghosts roaring and screaming at one point, Luo Qi lowered his head and laughed.

"What right do you have to laugh, you record a passage for Li Ge to listen to." Wan Sui said mercilessly.

"That's why I don't sing. I have self-knowledge." Luo Qi said while typing on the keyboard.

——Third turn musician Luo Qi: Just now someone performed a drama, and I almost died of embarrassment.

——Luo Qi, the three-turn musician: It should be recorded and shared with you.

Li Ge looked up at the beginning of the play, and recorded a section for Luo Qi.

——Psycho said: Who do you think will win?

"Ah—what the hell!" Luo Qi watched the short video sent by Li Ge, and felt goosebumps about a centimeter thick.

——Three-turn musician Luo Qi: They are not embarrassed when you go on stage and just stand.

Li Ge touched his handsome face, "That's right, sweeping the audience directly."

——The neuropathy said: Didn't you participate?

Luo Qi looked at the message from Li Ge, and directly pressed the microphone, "Fuck! I told you that I was so fucking unlucky, I didn't want to go on stage, and I was still playing against you. Just yesterday! This morning From eight o'clock to five o'clock in the afternoon, I was fined seventeen copies of the review! Damn it! Ten thousand...how many words?"

"...Let me do the math for you." Wan live opened the abacus on the phone, "thirteen thousand and six."

"Thirteen thousand six! Why the hell doesn't she die!" Luo Qi continued.

——Third turn musician Luo Qi: It's too fucking difficult for me.

Thirteen thousand and six?Li Ge did some calculations in his mind, isn't seventeen copies six thousand and eight?Ah... yes, you need to write [-] characters in the third middle school.

——The neuropathy said: Let me lend you what I wrote.

——The neuropathy said: No matter how you check, you can't find the school next door.

——The neuropathy said: If you read it, I will write it for you.

Looking at these three messages, Luo Qi almost fell to his knees.What "crazy talk"!This is "God said"!

——Third turn musician Luo Qi: Thank you for your kindness.

——Three-turn musician Luo Qi: What about you?Did you not perform on stage?

This is a very interesting question, Li Ge looked at this message in a daze.As a teenager with a strong desire to perform, why didn't he perform on stage?

Because there is no interest in performing a one-man show on stage.

Because there is no one who wants to perform for him.

because……

——Psycho said: It would be interesting if the gala will be on stage with you.

Looking at this message, Luo Qi couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Wansui asked curiously, Luo Qi smiled and turned his phone to Wansui, "...can you guys check it out?" He sighed heavily.

"Why am I so disrespectful?" Luo Qi's smile was still there, and he asked back with the warmth of spring.

"...My God." Wanzai clicked his tongue, "Then what do you think? If you two can go up together."

Luo Qi thought for a moment.He simulated it in his mind, when two Marshals appeared on the stage at the same time, Marshal No. [-] was playing the piano or flute; No. [-]... Maybe Marshal No. [-] was singing?

"Seems pretty good," he said with a smile.

"It's hopeless." Long live made a conclusion.

At this moment, Luo Qi's cell phone vibrated.

——The neuropathy said: If you dare to read me with such touching words, you will die.

Luo Qixiao lost the ability to manage his expressions, letting his facial features fly around.

...Well, it's a bit scary to describe.

——Three-turn musician Luo Qi: Not a bad idea.

——Three-turn musician Luo Qi: It's a pity that it can't be realized.

Can't do it.

Li Ge rubbed these four words across the screen.

Why aren't they in a high school?How interesting that is.But who will be the boss?

He imagined that Luo Qi and himself fought for the position of boss every day, and became friends after fighting, and then the position of boss was suspended.

How about giving the position to Long Live?Fertile water does not flow into outsiders' fields.

"Hey, you laugh so disgustingly." The sports committee protested.

"Who told you to look at me." Li Ge said to him with a cold face, and then changed back to that disgusting smile.

——Third turn musician Luo Qi: Send me a message!

——Didn’t you hear Li Ge talking to you:?

Li Ge looked at the phone suspiciously, and after waiting for almost 5 minutes, he finally came to his senses.

——Psycho said: I'll fuck you up!

Luo Qi ignored other people's sideways glances, seeing that every day and every conversation was interrupted after Li Ge spoke, he raised his head and laughed heartily.

The party ended without any surprises. A large stack of coupons was awarded to a clarinet-playing senior. Of course, that stack had to be divided.

Luo Qi pouted, as if he was very dissatisfied with the result. "Just like that Clarinet Concertoin A can play half of it wrong. If you don't know how to recite it, just read the score. The front is normal, and the back will be the romantic period of the [-]th century." Set foot on the way home.Although it was getting late for a long time, he and Wansui still planned to go home. One of the reasons was that Chen Liang slipped away, and one of the reasons was that Luo Qi wanted to sleep in a different place - he hadn't slept well for two consecutive nights.

"If you are not satisfied, you can play it on stage by yourself. With the taste of our school, as long as the sound is not broken, it is good." Wan live said something unreasonable but very realistic.

"Fuck it, the violin player is really good." Luo Qi became angry when he heard the broken sound, "Then it's called the flute sound! It's so clear and crisp, a bunch of people shouted If you can’t pull it, there’s that jumping tone! That’s called ‘jump————’, if you’re shaking your hands, get off stage! Fuck! If you don’t know how to listen, don’t listen!”

Hooray as an outsider, listening to all kinds of... jargon?A lot of big question marks popped up.

Why does the violin have a flute?

Why are you playing the piano and dancing?

"Forget it, they're all in the same class." Wan Sui gave up discussing this issue with Luo Qi, "Why don't you count how many fucks you did today? You've been fucking fuck..."

"KeroKeroKero..." Luo Qi continued naturally.

"T...fuck? It's an anime a few years ago." Wan Sui was amused by Luo Qi.

Luo gave him a quick glance with disdain, "Look at Balala and shut up."

"I'm so boring! And it's also... quite..." The more Wan Sui said, the more guilty he felt. He didn't know if he was too quiet, or he couldn't continue talking, anyway, Luo Qi couldn't hear it.

"Cough! This year...isn't this year, it's next year. Anyway, did you celebrate Li Ge's birthday?" Wan Sui changed the subject.

"Yeah." Luo Qi replied, "Did Li Ge tell you?"

"No, guess." Wansui changed into an expression that would be sent to the police station as a pervert, "You are the only one who values ​​sex and despises friends. If you don't spend your birthday with him, who will you spend your birthday with?" Luo wept, silly "Ah..." for a long time. "Shut up, the northwest wind won't blow tonight." Banzai held Toro's weeping chin and helped him close his dislocated mouth.

It wasn't until returning home that Luo Qi's brain restarted, "Why do you value sex over friends..." He muttered, "I was going to watch Xiaoqu, and celebrate my birthday by the way."

Long live said "ha" without any emotion, "Why don't you go tomorrow? Why don't you go the day after tomorrow? Why don't you go until the day after tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow's New Year's Eve and the day after tomorrow New Year's Day, this kind of day has to be with family, which is the same as birthdays." Luo Qi explained with his own logic, "But I don't have any family to spend with, so it doesn't matter if I spend it with anyone. Same."

"Ah, ah, ah." Wansui replied three times perfunctorily, "What are you in love with?"