Sing and cry

mom...don't...

So what do you say?

I'm fine...

Looking at the yellowed ceiling, Luo Qi let out a tired breath.

The bigger a person is, the more useless they become?

He checked the time, it was nine o'clock in the morning.Luo Qi thought about it, and decided not to go back to sleep, but when he saw the sleeping person next to him, he felt uncomfortable.After Luo Qi got out of bed, he raised his foot in the direction of Wanzai, and then...

"boom--"

"Me! Fuck?" Wanzai slammed his face against the wall hard, his buttocks were still hurting, he looked at the wall in confusion, but he didn't react.

"Tch!" Luo Qi accidentally laughed, which caught Wanzai's attention.

"So it was you! Luo Ji, are you sick?" Wan Sui sat up straight, chasing and beating him with a pillow, "What are you doing so well! Go find your Li Ge!"

Luo Qi walked out while hiding, and after leaving the room, he poked his head in and made a face, and was almost hit by a pillow flying towards him.

Wan Sui who was woken up lost all sleepiness, and when he got up together, he saw Luo Qi changing into his clothes for going out, sitting on the balcony and playing with his piccolo.I heard that they made an appointment in the afternoon, but now it's early in the morning.

Unlike Li Ge's birthday "on the same day", they didn't make an appointment to go out to play, but they just made an appointment at Li Ge's house, probably to tease Li Qu, then had dinner, and then went to bed.Ah...and copy the review.

"Hey, it's good if you wake up, then I'll play the flute." Luo Qi stopped turning the flute, and turned to hold the flute seriously.He brought the piccolo to his mouth and blew on it.

Look at your prospects!Banzai sighed helplessly, and turned into the toilet.

Two hours later—

Banzai looked at the man on the balcony and yawned tiredly.

Is it over yet?

Since his mobile phone is so useless, it can only record continuously for half an hour at most, so this is the fourth time he has pressed the record button, but Luo Qi still has no intention of stopping.

From the note that Luo Qi blew, it can be heard that he is really happy and looking forward to it. Long Live never knew that Luo Qi could look forward to his birthday so much.

Ding--

The message notification sound interrupted Luo Qi's two-hour tune.

Tsk, who doesn't...

Luo Qi was half-cursing in his heart, and it was Li Ge who saw "so not".

——The neuropathy said: What time are you coming?

Luo Qi arrogantly pulled down the corners of both sides of his mouth, and neutralized the corners of his mouth that raised his forehead. "Auntie! What time do we have lunch!" Luo Qi shouted to the kitchen.Shouting and shouting, Luo Qi forgot to press the corner of his mouth, and Wan Mu who was protruding out was blinded by his warm winter sun.

"Ouch! Dinner is on time at twelve o'clock." Wan Mu walked to Wan Sui's side and wiped his hands on his clothes unconsciously.

Long live thought he was calling him, "What?"

Wan Mu was taken aback, and said: "Ah... this... Luo Qi has a girlfriend?" She asked casually.

"Not yet, but good things are coming soon." Wansui replied with a serious face, "The target is a man."

"Ah?" Wan Mu looked at Wan Sui with contemptuous eyes, "Oh. Uh... what's wrong with you?" She shrugged and went back to the kitchen.

- This is illogical: departure at 12:30.

After Luo Qi answered Li Ge, he did not continue playing the flute, but waited for Li Ge's reply.When chatting before, no matter how difficult Luo Qi said, or what he didn’t need to answer, Li Ge would always reply casually, sometimes with an “OK” or even a face with no clear meaning, but today Luo Qi waited. After a long time, Li Ge didn't return.

……How can you do this!Today is my birthday!

Unwilling to give up, Luo Qipupu waited for another hour, but Li Ge still didn't reply, so he took a picture of the Longevity Noodles that Wanmu made for him and gave it to Li Ge, but he still didn't reply.

Ah!

Luo Qipupu led 1000 million groundhogs to shout.

"Brother Qi, happy birthday!" As soon as Li Qu heard the doorbell rang, he pushed Cao Huixian to open the door, in order to say happy birthday to Luo Qi.

Luo Qi let out an "ouch" and covered his chest with his hands, the warmth lingering for a long time, "I'll wash my hands, and then I'll come back and hug you!"

"Okay!" Li Qu jumped and followed behind Luo Qi.

Cao Huixian couldn't help laughing at the big and small ones, it was just... something was wrong?Why is there no shutter sound?

She looked around, but did not find Li Ge.

"Xiaoge? Luo Qi is here." Cao Huixian knocked on the door.

"Hush!" Li Ge opened a small slit, and then closed it immediately.

Luo Qi came from the bathroom with Li Qu in his arms, just when he heard the door closing, he smiled maliciously.

aha!I remembered.

"Li Ge! Come out!" He knocked on Li Ge's door, but it was very quiet inside, as if no one was there.Luo Qi freed one hand, turned the doorknob, and found that Li Ge, this little coward, had actually locked the door, "Auntie, do you have the key to Li Ge's room?"

"Yes, what's the matter? Did he bully you?" Cao Huixian smiled wryly, not knowing whether he thought the one in the room was ridiculous or the one outside the room was outrageous.

"Yes! He's broken! He challenged my bottom line!" Luo Qi said shamelessly, "Let me tell you, Li Ge, you succeeded in the challenge, and now the boss is here to fight!"

Li Qu didn't know what happened, but Luo Qi felt very happy. She looked sideways at the door of her brother's room and clapped happily.

"Xiao Qu, tell your brother to come out!" Luo Qi used his skill.

"Brother! Come out and play! Brother, brother, brother..." Li Qu obeyed obediently, kept saying "brother", and finally sang.

Luo Qi closed his eyes tightly.God!This is a little angel who sneaked down from heaven!so cute!

"Are you sure you won't come out to record?" Luo Qi continued to seduce.

Yes, it is!No...not recording woo woo woo...

After Li Qu sang for a while, she stopped singing. She patted Luo Qi on the shoulder and directed Luo Qi to take her to the living room to get a water glass.

Although the movement outside the door became smaller, it never stopped.Li Ge wrinkled his face like a melon, and finally couldn't hold back, "Ahhh!" He angrily opened the door and walked out of the living room.

In the living room, Luo Qi, Li Qu and her Xiong Xiong are sitting on the game rug and playing house.Seeing Li Qu stuffing the blocks into the little bear's mouth with a serious face, Li Ge picked up the phone and pressed the shutter button.

"Oh? Are you willing to come out?" Luo Qi said eccentrically, "Hide Xiaoqu! Don't let your brother take pictures!" He pretended to be nervous and said.

Li Qu stood up from the ground, but her clothes were too thick, and she fell back onto the blanket again, "Ah! Brother Qi!" Li Qu patted Luo Qi's leg nervously, and asked Luo Qi to hug her up.As soon as Luo Qi helped her up, Li Qu ran behind Luo Qi and hid in his long down jacket.

Li Ge raised his head and wiped his face, and then took a blurry picture of Luo Qi who had turned into a strange species...

Ok?

Luo Qi raised the little bear to Li Ge's side, blocking most of the camera. "How could you do this!" Li Ge shouted at Luo Qi.

"I know what you want, and you also know what I want." Luo Qi showed a pair of cunning eyes from behind the little bear, and Li Qu showed a pair of curious eyes from behind Luo Qi.

woo woo woo...

Luo Qi's phone dinged, and he glanced down, then put the little bear aside. "Go ahead." He said with satisfaction.

——Neuropathy said: QAQ

Not long after, Li Qu yawned big, it seemed that it was her nap time.

Q: What can they do after Xiao Qu goes to bed?

Answer: Write a review...

"How on earth did you accumulate seventeen self-criticisms?" Li Ge looked at the seventeen notices and asked a question that Luo Qi didn't understand.

"By the way, do you still have this kind of notice in your school? It's like a water bill or an electricity bill." He picked up a few of them and began to read: "Let me see...the hair is too long, the pants are too long, and the clothes are too long. Long, no school uniform, pants too...short?" Li Ge looked at Luo Qi suspiciously.

"Don't look, it's the same pair of pants that are long and short." Luo Qi rolled his eyes.

Li Ge was stunned, then lowered his head and laughed, "You don't have to copy this kind of thing. There are a lot of people who don't respect the teacher in the back, and they don't repeat the same. Mobile phones... can't be helped, but I also have people who destroy public property and violate the rules too much." Quite a few."

"Your academic masters are really self-willed." Luo Qi sighed, "Especially the school masters."

"I think it might be more cost-effective to have a copy. There shouldn't be a rule of how many words to review this... appearance violation?" Li Ge searched for the files he had written while thinking about how to clear the thirteen thousand and six.

"There are not so many regulations. You just write the three words 'sorry' on the issue of appearance, and you can write everything else to disrespect the teacher. If you can brag like that." Luo Qi completely regarded the review as Li Ge's.

"That's easy." Li Ge took out a large stack of papers, "This is disrespectful or rude to the teacher." He took out another stack that was smaller, "This is vandalism, it seems that someone flipped the table. He took out another stack that was more than the last stack, "This is too many violations."

"...Why haven't you been fired?" Luo Qi asked seriously.

"Hey, this is from junior high school to the present, except for four and a half years, not much." Li Ge returned to Luo Qi's review, "You just want to review two sentences about appearance and mobile phone, and then we will reorganize the sentences."

From junior high school’s crooked and inappropriate reviews, to high school’s crooked ones being said to be straight and reasonable, all kinds of criticisms that cannot be refuted even if they put their blame on the teacher, Luo Qi thinks that Li Ge’s The composition must have improved a lot in the past few years, and the score is very high.Looking back at my ten-and-a-half-year part-time career, there is no difference between ten and a half years of review writing experience and zero experience.

... In fact, it’s not that there is no such thing. Old Xu praised his composition and self-criticism, saying that he is not bad from the beginning to the end, and he is coherent from the beginning to the end. , the results will be good.

thank you.

"Yesterday the teacher said that my grades were good, that's amazing! I replied yes, and then I was fined." Luo Qi said inexplicably.

"What?" Li Ge replied.

Luo Qi shook the self-criticism in his hand, "Isn't the self-criticism you wrote in the first day of junior high school too childish?"

Li Ge took over the review, and his memory slowly flooded back, "You can read on."

Luo Qi accepted the review with big questions, and then he saw twelve large characters——

"On whether student achievement is more important than character".

"...What the hell?" Luo Qi could completely imagine his teacher being laughed at after seeing this review.

He read line by line, and unexpectedly saw the words of many famous people and ancient people.

ah?There are also examples and references.Dare to feel that he wrote the review as an argumentative essay.

He was smiling, but suddenly he couldn't laugh anymore, "...I'm a scumbag..." He sighed.

Li Ge didn't understand what Luo Qi wanted to say, "So?"

"My grades are not good, and my conduct is not good, how can I copy?" Luo Qi pretended to cry.

Li Ge: "..." What can I say?

After reading all kinds of "reference materials", Luo Qi picked out more than 1 in it, thought of a few hundred words by himself, and marked the places where sentences can be expanded. Finally, it was basically completed .

If you think that Luo Qi has finished writing this, then you are wrong!Because he has been busy for a long time, just marked what sentences are available, and wrote one, two, three on the available sentences, and arranged them in order. In fact, he didn't write a single word.

The worst thing is that even if Li Ge can help copy, they can't do it at the same time, because the handwritten review does not have the operation of "writing it on another paper and then copying and pasting it seamlessly".

"If I finish writing, you cut it out and paste it? The physical one." Li Ge came up with an idea.

"...seems to be good?" Although it is not seamless, it is at least pasted, and there is no need to write this question as many lines as you want.

So, Luo and Li started the after-dinner activities of copying and reviewing.

Ah... what a fulfilling birthday!

At the beginning of copying, the two had a chat, but later, they finally recalled the fear of being dominated by the review.

How could this be finished!

"...When will it be handed in?" Li Ge asked.

"Wednesday." Luo Qi replied.

"..." Li Ge picked up the pen and circled more than 100 more sentences, "Leave these to me too, and bring them to you on Wednesday morning." Luo Qi pursed his lips and gave Li Ge a big hug.

At 04:30 in the afternoon, Li Qu's nap time is over.Looking at the [-]-word self-criticism between the two, Luo Qi decisively put down his pen and let Li Qu run into his arms. "Xiao Qu, it's too difficult for me!" Luo Qi said to her in a crying voice.

"Don't cry, Zhuzhu!" Li Qu obviously didn't write down what Li Ge usually said to coax her.

Luo Qi walked out of the living room with Li Qu in his arms, and found that Li Mo had already returned, "Uncle is back from get off work?"

"It's a holiday today." Li Mo said with a light smile, "It's been a while since you came back, you and Li Ge were in the room, you just didn't notice."

"Ah... Dad, when did you come back?" Li Ge came out later than Luo Qi, and asked similar questions.Li Mo didn't feel impatient either, and still answered with a smile.Unlike Luo Ran, Li Mo should be the type who is easy to talk and gets close to children.

I don't know who Li Ge inherited that thorny head from.

"Are you studying in the room?" Li Mo asked with concern.

"No, copy the review for Luo Qi." Li Ge replied honestly, "Luo Qi should not study." He added another sentence.

Luo Qi froze, a little embarrassed to turn around.You must know that not all parents are like Long Live's parents, who like to let their children mix with people who are not doing their jobs like Luo Qi.

"I'm just..." His mind was racing, trying to come up with an excuse or two.

Li Mo laughed three times, "There is a specialization in art, and it's a waste of time to study hard if you don't know how to read. I heard from Li Ge that you know a lot of musical instruments?"

"It's okay." Luo Qi humbly.

Hearing his answer, Li Ge raised his eyebrows maliciously.

— Aren't all musical instruments that can be named?

And Luo Qi received Li Ge's signal, and gave him a look back, signaling him not to talk nonsense.

--Shut up!Don't put a high hat on me!

Seeing the two teenagers playing charades in front of him, Li Mo didn't really care, but seemed a little happy instead.To be replaced by Luo Ran, now each person has one look, conveying the message of "explain everything to Lao Tzu".But even if Li Mo gets along better than Luo Ran, Luo Qi still doesn't know how to get along with this kind of father-like people. Whether it's from the Li family, the Wan family, or the Luo family, getting along with them will always be a bit awkward.

Li Mo seemed to notice this too, he pushed Li Ge's back, and lifted his chin in the direction of Luo Qi, telling Li Ge to forget about himself and play with Luo Qi and Li Qu.

"Why are you so cowardly?" Li Ge whispered into Luo Qi's ear.

Luo Qi shrank his neck, "What did you say?"

"Ask why you are so cowardly!" Li Ge repeated, seemingly forgetting how cowardly he was in front of Luo Ran, "Why can't you hear clearly?"

"Didn't I tell you? I just said I'm a little deaf." Luo Qi explained.

"Why are you so deaf at such a young age?" Li Ge narrowed his eyes, "Then I will know which side to take when speaking ill of you from now on."

"Get out." Luo Qi gave Li Ge an elbow.