The fairy tale life of modern cultivators

?Chapter 25

The little squirrel has sharp teeth and is not polite when eating snacks. After a while, he eats up a pack of spicy sticks, then tears another pack, pulls up the spicy sticks and stuffs them into his mouth. He is not satisfied until he eats up five packs of spicy sticks Lying on the table, pointing to her round belly, she said to Jiang Xinle, "Give me a rub."

This little thing pretending to be a master is really ridiculous, Jiang Xinle couldn't help laughing, gently put his hands on the little squirrel's fluffy belly, rubbed it gently, and said with a smile: "Master, you can now Say it."

"Hmm..." The little squirrel hummed a few times in satisfaction, and felt that this appearance would damage its uncle's image, so he coughed twice to cover up, and said solemnly: "It's a long story. Let me tell you about the upper three realms."

"Three realms, which three?" Jiang Xinle had no experience in serving people, so he stopped his hands when he was talking.

Uncle Squirrel was upset, raised his little paw and tapped on the back of Jiang Xinle's hand: "Who told you to stop? Who told you to interrupt? Do you still want to listen?"

"Okay, I won't interrupt, I won't speak." Jiang Xinle continued with his movements.

Seeing that Jiang Xinle is well-behaved and sensible, Uncle Squirrel said with satisfaction: "Gods, humans, and demons are collectively called the last three, and gods are the supreme gods in the sky. The existence of the supreme, both humans and demons dream of becoming immortals, but it is too difficult. From ancient times to the present, for hundreds of thousands of years, no one has succeeded; humans are mortals like you. Ruled the entire continent, very self-righteous, in fact, only a few decades of life, but to work hard for those things that can't be taken away, it's really boring; the demon is naturally our demon class, Zhong Lingshen, extraordinary and refined, never Worrying about worldly things, and we in the demon world have a long life span and understand the true meaning of life, so we won't be as stupid as you humans, and we won't pretend to be like gods. In short, in the last three sessions, we demons live the most freely .”

The things in the myths and legends were told by Uncle Squirrel himself, and Jiang Xinle’s heart fluctuated. He wanted to ask something, but he was afraid of angering Uncle Squirrel, so he just stared at the squirrel smaller than a rabbit, thinking Hear more stuff.

Uncle Squirrel stopped for a long time, finally couldn't wait any longer, and asked angrily, "Why didn't you ask?"

With permission, Jiang Xinle asked, "Then how long have you lived?"

"Can you talk?" Uncle Squirrel was displeased, "What do you mean I have lived? I have been living in the demon world! Let's put it this way, I have practiced for 500 years and reached the first level of cultivation in the demon world 20 years ago—— Open your mouth to speak human words. I will at least last for more than 1 years in the future!"

"So powerful!" Jiang Xinle said in admiration, "What about my master? Is he a human or a demon?"

The squirrel hesitated for a moment, then looked at the bag of spicy strips on the ground. Wouldn't it be in keeping with the little demon's style to lie to others after eating their food?After thinking for a while, Squirrel lowered his voice and said, "I can't see where that old bastard came from. However, I guess he is a human being with great aptitude for cultivating immortals."

Speaking of this, the little squirrel showed envious eyes: "If he is really a human being, it has only been five or sixty years since he was born, and he has already cultivated to the point of becoming a fairy, which is really amazing."

"My master is going to become a fairy?" Jiang Xinle asked in disbelief, "I've never seen him practice before."

"That's why I call you a fool." After Jiang Xinle scolded, Squirrel was full of confidence, "Your master is the most cultivated person and demon I know."

"So powerful! Then why didn't he teach me?"

Squirrel looked at him like an idiot: "You have poor qualifications! How to teach?"

"Then he still accepts me as an apprentice." Jiang Xinle said aggrievedly, "It's enough to be an ordinary person. I don't have to practice, and I don't want to be a god."

"A monster who doesn't want to be a god is not a good monster, and a person who doesn't want to be a god is not a good person." Squirrel said, "Actually, I don't understand why that old bastard of your master accepted you as an apprentice. Aren't you embarrassing yourself?"

"I'm not useless, am I?" Jiang Xinle argued.

"Having money at home is an advantage." Squirrel thought for a while, and kindly came up with an advantage for Jiang Xinle, "Your father and two older brothers can still support themselves on the wall."

"That is to say, I am mud and can't support the wall?"

"Basically." Squirrel said, "You are quite self-aware, which can be regarded as an advantage. I really didn't realize it before."

"You know again!" Jiang Xin said angrily, aggravated the movements of his hands, and pressed the squirrel's belly hard.

The squirrel snorted twice comfortably: "I have known you since the first time your master took you to live in that thatched cottage."

"Old goblin!" Jiang Xinle couldn't help but counterattacked, "Then do you know that I have another senior brother?"

Squirrel thought about it carefully, then shook his head: "I've never heard that old thing mention it."

Jiang Xinle was disappointed for a while, thinking that the little squirrel who had lived for 500 years would know about Zhao Qingquan, but he didn't expect to be disappointed again.

The little squirrel ate up all of Jiang Xinle's snacks, and couldn't move until the next morning. It climbed back up the tree with less agility, and took out a string of pine cone necklaces from the tree hole to Jiang Xinle: " I never take advantage of others, this is for you."

The pinecones are sanded, smooth inside and out, and strung together with a single tree tendon.

Jiang Xinle thanked the little squirrel and prepared to leave.

The little squirrel sent him to the entrance of the Taoist temple: "Actually, what I said last night was a bit exaggerated. Your aptitude is not that bad. Although it is not as good as your master, it is still better than ordinary people. If you practice hard, you might be able to catch up with me." half of."

"I will." Jiang Xinle said goodbye to the little squirrel and went back to school.

He ran here and there looking for Zhao Qingquan, but he didn't expect to see someone when he returned to the dormitory.

As usual, Zhao Qingquan was reading with earphones, with an aloof appearance that he didn't hear anything outside the window.Jiang Xinle wanted to ask him a lot of questions, but since Xue Yubing and He Dacheng were there, he couldn't speak in the dormitory.

Jiang Xinle walked behind him, patted his shoulder lightly, waited for him to take off the earphones, and said in a low voice, "Can you come out for a while?"

Although Jiang Xinle's voice was low, he couldn't stop someone from staring at him as soon as he entered the door.

He Dacheng stood up and blocked the door, and shouted loudly: "They are all classmates, and they live in the same dormitory. Why do you have to avoid us?"

Jiang Xinle hurriedly said, "It's nothing, just a personal matter?"

"Private business?" He Dacheng snorted twice, and said with a smile, "What private business do you have with him?"

Zhao Qingquan said indifferently: "You want to take care of it?"

Jiang Xinle tugged Zhao Qingquan's sleeve, signaling him not to start a conflict with He Dacheng.Although Xue Yubing hadn't said a word, Jiang Xinle figured that Xue Yubing must be on He Dacheng's side.If Zhao Qingquan quarrels with He Dacheng because of such a trivial matter, then the whole dormitory building will know that their dormitory is divided into two factions, which is really not conducive to harmony.

Jiang Xinle still wants to value peace, but unfortunately He Dacheng doesn't appreciate it.

"If it's really a private matter, I'm too lazy to deal with it. Who doesn't know what you want to do? Now you and our boss are only one vote away, and Jiang Xinle is the only one in the class who didn't vote. Mingren doesn't say dark words. You are trying to canvass votes, right? Zhao Qingquan, I usually see that you are very noble, but now you are showing your secrets." He Dacheng said confidently, "However, I think it is useless for you to canvass. Who knows that Jiang Xinle likes our boss. If you think that if you give a little favor, he will Will vote for you?"

Zhao Qingquan raised the corner of his mouth and smiled, and looked at He Dacheng meaningfully: "Do you want to try?"

"Jiang Xinle, who are you voting for?" He Dacheng stared at Jiang Xinle and said threateningly, "Our boss is still wounded for you!"

Second Monk Lezhang Jiang Xin couldn't figure it out: "What vote?"

"Pretend!" He Dacheng pointed at him from the air, "The class has to choose someone to participate in the annual freshman talent show. The boss and Zhao Qingquan have the same number of votes. If you didn't come yesterday, I'll just wait for your vote. Tell me, Who to vote for?"

"Talent show?" Jiang Xinle looked down at Zhao Qingquan, "What talent do you know?"

He and Zhao Qingquan have been classmates for several years, and he has never seen Zhao Qingquan participate in cultural activities. On the contrary, Xue Yubing often shines at various evening parties.If he was asked to vote, he would definitely vote for Xue Yubing.However, He Dacheng's attitude was too arrogant, and Jiang Xinle was a little unhappy. He felt that voting for Xue Yubing at this time was a little afraid of He Dacheng's intentions.He was not afraid of Xue Yubing and He Dacheng.Of course, he didn't have any opinion on Xue Yubing either.

Zhao Qingquan looked at him, and said with something in his words: "You don't know what I will do?"

As if we knew each other very well, Jiang Xinle couldn't help complaining about Zhao Qingquan: Yes, Zhao Qingquan is his senior brother, but is there such an unreliable senior brother? He didn't tell me where he went, and Jiang Xinle went looking for him everywhere. , thought this person was missing.

Zhao Qingquan seemed to be able to see through his thoughts, and suddenly said in a low voice, "We will talk about our affairs later."

"Okay, you don't have to make things difficult," Xue Yubing said suddenly, who had been silent all this time, "I'll tell the squad leader to quit the competition."

"Boss, what do you want to do?" He Dacheng was anxious, and stared at Jiang Xinle and Zhao Qingquan fiercely, "Zhao Qingquan, you are too despicable. Tell me, what is better than the boss? You just want to Are you arguing with the boss? You are too shameless! This event is related to the overall honor of the class, you can't ruin the whole class for your own dirty little thoughts. Zhao Qingquan, I warn you, don't I don't think I know what you did."

"What do you know, tell me?" Zhao Qingquan asked. ?