After graduating, I became the Dragon King

There are many folk stories about mirages. For example, people driving in the desert may see oases and cities in the distance in the early morning, but the cities disappear after the sun rises.

There are also relevant records in "Mengxi Bi Tan", saying that on the sea of ​​Dengzhou, sometimes palaces, terraces, battlements, figures, chariots and horses, crowns, etc. appear, which are actually formed by the air of clouds and mist, which the locals call mirage.

In modern times, mirages have been scientifically explained, and are generally believed to be optical phenomena caused by the reflection and refraction of light.

But in earlier legends, these gorgeous visions were usually associated with spirits.

The "phantom" in the mirage is actually a kind of big clam. The ancients believed that the giant shellfish can spit out the mirage air after being cultivated into essence. In the dense mirage air, there will be gorgeous pavilions, pavilions, fairy palaces and cloud towers gradually appearing. .

These are actually bewitching illusions created by mirages. Ordinary people can't distinguish them. They are often confused by these illusory beauties and linger in them. Some people can't get out and eventually become captives of mirages.

Apparently, the weird "mountain city" on the outskirts of Jiguan Village was created by this huge mussel essence.

But now this river clam spirit does not have the temperament and dignity that a monster should have. The shell is open, and the soft meat shrinks and spits out money... Most of them are coins of one yuan and banknotes of five and ten yuan, which are very similar to A vegetable market hawker.

"My lord, all the money I cheated during this period is here, and now I will give it all to you, please spare my life... woo woo woo, I am over 100 years old, and my meat is old and old, beaten into meatballs It's not tasty either."

Both Lai Xianqing and Luo Peng had only seen shells spitting sand before, and this was the first time they saw someone spitting out money, and they were both mentally polluted for a while.

Big Shell's words made them sweat even more.

In particular, Luo Peng's mood was ups and downs like a roller coaster. He thought that the so-called night market was a scam group that came here to cheat, and he was very angry.

Later, when I saw the ghost market appear, I was frightened again.

It turned out that the ghost market was just an illusion, and the truth turned out to be a ghost created by a big river clam spirit.

Ordinarily, it would be scary to find a monster appearing next to his village, but he had just been worried for a few minutes, and the clam spirit had already subdued him.

To be honest, although Luo Peng knew that Jane Lance knew spells at the beginning, he was not very relieved. After all, Jane Lance looks more international and does not look like he is very good at catching ghosts. young.

Only now did he discover that the young one was himself.

The times have changed, and he just realized that now it doesn't matter whether the monster-killing spells are strong or not, as long as the fists are hard enough.

Look at how thick and thick the century-old shell of this clam essence is, and it has a bonus of cultivation, but Xue Chen punched a hole out of it.

Luo Peng reckoned that if the clam spirit escaped today, it would probably have to run along the Tuibi River overnight.

Xue Chen looked at the mussel essence's sticky soft flesh twitching non-stop, but felt it was unsightly, and said disgustedly: "Talk in another way."

"Of, obey." The soft meat vat replied in a low voice, and then the clamshell closed, and a white mist was exhaled from the gap. When the mist cleared, the clam was gone, and there was a young man lying on the ground, it was the same as before. stall owner.

But now his clothes are tattered, and there are several bruises on his body.

The man bowed his head to Xue Shenna: "Tuibihe little clam Che Bijun has seen your venerable driver, please let your lord look at him for the sake of the old and the young, and be merciful."

other people:"……"

Little clam... This clam spirit really can say anything in order to save his life, but your prototype can't match Xiaoxiao, okay?

Xue Chen was unmoved, and said indifferently: "Let me ask you, a girl who bought fake and shoddy products from you came back to defend her rights today, where is she now?"

"It turns out that she is a friend of Zunjia. If I had known it earlier, I would have taken good care of the younger one, and I would not dare to neglect you." Che Bijun flattered her.

Lai Xianqing said in a hurry: "Don't talk so much nonsense, hand her over quickly."

After he finished speaking, he was unconsciously a little proud... With Brother Shen, he dared to yell at monsters!

"Oh oh oh, in the woods, everyone, please follow me." Che Bijun dared not hide anything, and hurriedly led them to the wild forest next to him, not forgetting to clean himself up on the way, "I am an honest oyster, Didn't do anything to her, just put her to sleep."

Xue Chen's "Pearl Replacing the Moon" technique has failed, and Luo Peng turned on the flashlight to barely get a picture of the forest. The forest is right next to the village, and it's not considered remote.

Che Bijun led them around an old tree, and sure enough, he saw a girl lying on the ground with a huge plantain leaf under her body, sleeping soundly.

"This girl is too stubborn. She didn't find my mirage, so she just sat by the river and waited. I was really afraid of her."

Che Bijun explained that his mirage was originally restricted, so that after the same person came once, he could not see it again.

Unexpectedly, Kang Baoni has a serious personality, and she has been waiting by the river for the night to come. Che Bijun still wants to do other people's business. At that time, other people can see the illusion, but Kang Baoni can't, so she will reveal her secrets on the spot.

Helpless, Che Bijun had no choice but to fascinate Kang Baoni with the mirage, which can create illusions as well as dreams.

He was going to create a dream for Kang Baoni, so that Kang Baoni would wake up and forget what happened before.

Lai Xianqing came to a sudden: "You want Bao Ni to have a dream and wake up feeling very moved."

Che Bijun felt that he was strangely rhyming: "...that's right."

Looking again, there was a smile on the corner of Kang Baoni's mouth, she should be immersed in a sweet dream.

Lai Xianqing looked at the surrounding environment, then at the mussel spirit, and decided not to wake up Kang Baoni, and carry her back later, so it would be better to let her sleep until dawn.

After finding Kang Baoni, the purpose of this trip was finally accomplished, and several people were relieved.

Jane Lance saw this kind of ghost for the first time, so she asked Che Bijun, "What are you doing here to create a mirage?"

Che Bijun had a very good attitude: "Don't worry, just listen to the little one."

Xue Chen was full of impatience: "Stop talking nonsense, you're in a hurry, hurry up."

"Yes." Che Bijun quickly changed his words, "I'll make a long story short."

On the side, Lai Xianqing: "..."

Ah, such a familiar scene again.

These monsters will eventually become honest and respectful in front of Brother Chen one by one.

As expected, Che Bijun was very honest, telling the whole story.

He said that he was originally a mussel in the upper reaches of the Tuibi River, and he was born bigger than his peers. Therefore, he had spiritual wisdom earlier than his peers, and he had been hiding in the cave at the bottom of the river before concentrating on cultivation.

If many years have passed, until a few years ago, he was fortunate enough to be enlightened by an expert, and finally transformed into a human form, becoming a river clam spirit that can breathe out mirage and create scenes.

River mussels are different from other spirits. Their prototypes have very poor mobility and can only plow slowly in the sand with their ax feet. Therefore, they can go to very limited places throughout their lives.

In order to focus on cultivation, Che Bijun was also afraid of being preyed by natural enemies or humans. Before he became a spirit, he rarely went out of the cave. After he transformed into a human form, he could move freely. The first thing he wanted to do was to appreciate this A colorful world where countless ghosts pass word of mouth.

He never expected that he would be baffled by the real-name system in the world just as he took the first step.

Huaxia was still in the Qing Dynasty when he started to practice. Although the government also controlled the population at that time, the methods were backward after all. The ghosts could just fabricate their identities and blend in with the masses without showing any traces. , don't have a good time.

When Che Bijun became a master, the world's science and technology developed greatly, and information technology was fully popularized. Not to mention the national real-name system, there are still sky-eye surveillance everywhere.

Speaking of this, Che Bijun's tone was full of infinite sadness, "I went out for the first time after my transformation, and went to the city center of Cicang. It was the first time I went to the city in more than 100 years. I agreed to bring them some novelties in the world. I didn't expect that as soon as I entered the city, I would run into a police officer to check my ID card.

I didn't understand at first, I thought that the ID card was similar to the previous Luyin, this thing is a compulsory course for us goblins to sneak into the world, it couldn't be easier, so I changed it, I didn't expect that ID card to take my identity I went to a machine to scan my ID card, I scanned it, said my ID card was fake, there was no information about me in the information database, suspected that I was a fugitive, and several uniformed men ran out to arrest me..."

Che Bijun sobbed, "Fortunately, I have a human form, and I can run fast. If I were still the prototype, I'm afraid I would have served the table at that time... I have read the recipes in the world, and there are many dishes made by our tribe. They are so delicious. .”

Xue Chen nodded in agreement: "Yes, vermicelli scallops and scallop stew are both delicious."

other people:"……"

Che Bijun: "...my meat is so old."

Before Che Bijun became a master, he had almost no social interaction. Naturally, he had no way to obtain a legal human identity. Moreover, due to modern management regulations, he found that without a legal ID card, no foreman dared to accept him even when he went to a construction site to move bricks... unless it was a black brick kiln.

At least he is a century-old clam spirit, so he can't be reduced to going to a black brick kiln to be squeezed by unscrupulous bosses.

The world in the 21st century is obviously much richer than in the Qing Dynasty, with a lot of food and entertainment, and smart phones that are said to be very fun, but Che Bijun can't enjoy any of them.

In desperation, he went all the way down the Tuibi River, looking for a place for him to settle down, and finally arrived at Jiguan Village. He saw that this place was quiet and secluded from the world, not to mention the beautiful environment. Because it was relatively remote and the real-name management was not strict, There is not much monitoring, so I stayed here temporarily.

It coincided with the development of tourism in Jiguan Village in the past two years, the number of tourists increased greatly, and Che Bijun's mind also became active.

If you can't get a job, you can't cheat money.

His cultivation base is not advanced, and he can't do anything else, but he is good at creating illusions, so when he summed up, he transformed into this lively night market in the wilderness. Take the stranger's money by mistake.

But he didn’t have a real name, couldn’t apply for a payment code, and was afraid that the government would clean it up if he made a big fuss, so he didn’t dare to cheat a lot of money, so he sold some small commodities, cheated five or ten yuan, and ran away when he was ready to get a ticket, and changed places. come again.

Unexpectedly, after only a few days of cheating, Xue Chen was called to punch him.

Whoever listens does not say that the world is difficult.

After listening to Xue Chen's rare empathy, he secretly sighed in his heart. Fortunately, Benlong picked up a ready-made body, otherwise he might have to worry about the real-name system now.

In this way, he looked a little better towards Che Bijun, and said, "All right, since you haven't done anything harmful, I will spare your life today."

Che Bijun was overjoyed when he heard the words, he thanked him repeatedly, then rolled his eyes, and asked cautiously: "It's a small honor to be beaten by the honorable car today. I faintly feel a sense of intimacy from this strength, I wonder which immortal monarch your honor borrowed from?"

Xue Chen just sneered.

Che Bijun clearly felt his natural intimidation to the Shui people, but he insisted on beautifying it into a sense of intimacy.

A clam that is good at flattering.

Xue Chen answered this question a lot, and he uttered nonsense fluently: "It's the power of Lord Fubo Long."

"Mr. Dragon!" Che Bijun's eyes lit up instantly, and he said excitedly, "It really is a dragon! It really is a dragon!"

He jumped in front of Xue Chen with a sincere look: "Honorable Sir, can you recommend me to be the God of Dragon Lord... No, no, no, I don't dare to dream of becoming a real Dragon God of Samurai, Just let me be a cleaning boy."

"Boy?" Xue Chen was puzzled, "Don't you call yourself an old clam?"

Che Bijun pointed her fingers shyly: "Ah, I am considered old among the clams I eat, but I have just transformed into the clam essence, which is when I am young and strong."

Others: "..." What a shameless goblin.

Xue Chen was indifferent: "Let's line up slowly."

Che Bijun was not angry when he heard the words, there are many aquariums in the world who want to get close to Lord Long, he is just a small clam spirit in Tuibi River, usually he doesn't even have the chance to line up.

He rolled his eyes and smiled flatteringly at Xue Chen: "Why don't you take me back, my lord, I am willing to follow you, and I will be at your service in the future to share your worries and labors."

People who can't get close to Long Jun's body are good.

Looking at Xue Chen's fists, one could tell that Lord Long lent him Dali. If he followed Xue Chen, he might be able to get a little bit of dragon spirit.

Che Bijun's abacus was crackling.

I heard Xue Chen ask: "Can you write papers?"

Che Bijun was taken aback: "What is a thesis?"

Xue Chen said disgustedly: "Forget it, I can't even write papers, what else can I send you for?"

Che Bijun: "...?"

He was stupefied, it was still the Qing Dynasty when he practiced, and he only knew that there was an imperial examination in the world where stereotyped essays were written, so what is an essay?

Why do times change so fast?How many things in the world did he not understand? !

However, those who can become elites are resilient, Che Bijun failed at one plan, and made another plan, saying: "My lord, although the young ones can't write papers, but the small ones... the small ones can produce pearls for you. "

He pointed to the big golden pearl in Xue Chen's hand, and he gritted his teeth, "That is the mirage pearl that I have produced after a hundred years. It has the effects of beautifying the skin, prolonging life, and strengthening the soul. It is also very valuable! From now on From now on, this bead belongs to you, I just ask you to accept the small one."

The pearl in Xue Chen's hand is crystal clear and soft, with a rare orange-red color. Most importantly, the pearl has been in Che Bijun's shell for a hundred years, and it has been contaminated with many essences of the sun and the moon.

"Why do you think this is still your bead?" Xue Chen asked puzzled, seeing Che Bijun almost crying, finally nodded, "Okay, go to the world, and keep a low profile for me."

Anyway, there is a lake in the school, if you get bored, just throw this big shell into the lake.

Che Bijun burst into laughter instantly, and said again: "By the way, my lord, I have collected a lot of good things here. Since you took the small ones, they all belong to you."

Although Che Bijun's mirage is fake, he is a ghost after all. During the time he stayed in Tuibi River, he also got a lot of good things from the nearby mountains and fields. For example, the wild ginseng and herbs in it are rare and good .

After a while, a small pile of rare and famous medicines was piled up in front of everyone.

Everyone: "..."

Looking at these mountain and wild treasures, Luo Peng realized belatedly. What he thought was unreasonable in the market was that there were only things on land in the market, but not things in the river.

Jiguan Village is facing the Tuibi River, and the specialty is river fresh and dried goods. This market is imitated lifelike, but there are no aquatic products, which is not unreasonable.

Thinking about it now, it should be because Che Bijun himself is a monster in the water.

Lai Xianqing looked at the pile of things with a dull expression again.

He still underestimated Brother Shen. He originally thought that Brother Shen was going to rob the ghost market frantically, but he didn't expect...they had to beg Brother Shen to accept it.

Brother Shen, you will always be God!

The author has something to say:

Shen: I don't need a brother who can't write papers.

Clam: To be a monster now requires culture 5555