After graduating, I became the Dragon King

To say that Cheng Han was a little terrified when he first saw the clam essence, but now there is only a black line left.

These spirits are also blamed for being able to bend and stretch...Here @小红.

Lai Xianqing wiped his face, took Che Bijun to the balcony to find a basin, fetched some water and put him in it.

Don't forget to remind: "Little clam, don't talk casually when you have nothing to do. If you scare our classmates, we will be punished."

Che Bijun was still very sensible, the clam shell was slightly opened, revealing a little soft flesh and shaking: "Don't worry, brother, I know how to do it."

Just as Xue Chen came out to wash his hands, he showed contempt: "What legs are you shaking?"

Che Bijun immediately retracted the soft flesh.

Lai Xianqing was surprised: "How do you know he's shaking his legs?"

Xue Chen glanced at Che Bijun: "What he showed was the ax foot of a clam."

Lai Xianqing: "..."

For a moment, he didn't know whether to call Che Bijun obscene, or to say that Brother Shen was well-informed, and he knew it all.

After Cheng Han listened to the incident, he quickly accepted the setting. Anyway, it was not the first time he saw a monster. Fortunately, Xiaohong was not in school.

He even went to make friends with Che Bijun: "Brother Ceng, when you produce pearls, can you give me one? I feel that the quality of your pearls will be very good."

Che Bijun said in a sullen tone: "Of course, before I practiced cultivation, the beads I produced were the best in our clan. At that time, the elders in the clan believed that I could become a spirit."

other people:"……"

For a while, it was hard to tell which of the two was more speechless.

Xue Chen didn't care about these two unscrupulous people anymore, and went back to his desk to turn on the computer, ready to continue working on the paper, but when he opened the communication software, his body was shocked!The dragon scales are furious!

He turned his head and asked his roommate seriously: "Tell me honestly, how many fresh graduates have died under Teacher Luan?"

Roommates:? ?

Cheng Han was puzzled: "Why do you say that?"

Xue Chen looked solemn: "I think he wants my life."

In the communication record, Luan Jun sent him a bunch of references again, very conscientious, without realizing that his student was just a weak dragon who wanted a degree certificate.

Xue Chen plucked up the courage to open the document list. As expected of Mr. Luan, the list was almost longer than his dragon body, so forget it, there are still some foreign language materials that have not been translated.

Xue Chen: "..."

Ask yourself, he is already a very good student in the contemporary Longzi Middle School. He has even learned the uncommon ancient seal script, but English is really not in his supplementary intensive courses. After all, there is no position in Tianting that requires English to work. .

Xue Chen did have some English memory inherited from the original owner, but it was far from enough for him to read such professional documents.

He thought about it for a minute, then logged into the forum, upvoted the post that scolded Zhai Tianmou again, and then sent a screenshot of Teacher Luan's literature list to Zhang Muxin, who is the same tutor as him, and wanted to ask her if she had finished the translation. Followed by a crying emoji.

The other party responded quickly.

Jane Lance: [What's wrong? 】

Xue Chen took a look, only to realize that he had accidentally sent the screenshot to Jane Lance in the recent chat. He was about to say that he had sent it by mistake, when another message popped up.

Jane Lance: [There are a lot of foreign languages ​​in it, do you need me to translate it for you? 】

Xue Chen's eyes lit up immediately. Speaking of which, Jane Lance just came back from abroad, so there should be no pressure to read foreign languages.

He immediately deleted the original words and reposted a shy expression.

Xue Chen: [Can I? 】

Jane Lance hardly hesitated: [Of course. 】

Is this the legendary spirit of zealous and righteous chivalry?

With tears in his eyes, Xue Chenlong immediately sent all the kisses, hugs, thumbs ups and toasts to our friendship in the emoji package, and finally added a concluding statement.

Xue Chen: 【You are so kind! 】

This time Jane Lance paused for a while before replying: [Then let's make an appointment. 】

Worried about the low efficiency of online communication, it happened that Jane Lance was also preparing for her graduate project. The two discussed it and finally decided to go to the library to look for literature.

The next morning, Xue Chen packed his laptop and was about to go out when he heard Cheng Han's shocked voice: "I'll go, Jiguan Village really dares to make up."

Lai Xianqing also called to Xue Chen: "Brother Shen, look at the trending search and feel how outrageous the propaganda of Jiguan Village is."

"What's wrong?" Xue Chen said while taking out his mobile phone to open Weibo, and when he saw the trending ones, he immediately said, "..."

Hot Topic: #Jiguancun Mysterious Ghost City is Actually a Mirage#

Clicking in is a media report about Jiguan Village with a lot of traffic.

In the past two years, Jiguan Village has been well-known among Internet celebrity villages. There are also many marketing accounts on the Internet that have introduced it. The content that can be excavated has already been excavated. Originally, netizens were not very interested in this kind of interview draft.

However, this report took a different approach and directly tagged "Reveal the truth about the ghost market" in the introduction. In the past two days, discussions about the "ghost market" in Jiguan Village have been raging on the Internet.

Many netizens who are paying attention to this matter can't wait to report on it, and then they are all shocked by the so-called revealing content in the report.

In this brand new report, the writer claimed that after hearing about the ghost market incident, he went deep into Jiguan Village to investigate the truth, and finally learned of a legend that was about to be lost from the mouth of a villager who had lived in the village for generations. .

"...Under our sincere communication, Mr. Luo, who did not want to be named, finally told us a little-known story.

It is said that more than 100 years ago, in Jiguan Village, because of its beautiful mountains and clear waters, there was a river clam who cultivated here to become a spirit. The clam is the "mirage" in the mirage. He works hard.

Until one day, Mr. Fubo Long, who was traveling in the world, passed by Jiguan Village and discovered that the villagers were bewitched by the clam spirit. In a rage, Lord Long lowered his power and subdued the clam spirit.

Since then, Jiguan Village has regained its former tranquility, and the mussel essence was also taken away by Lord Fubo Long, and became a sweeping boy under the seat of Lord Long.

And Jiguan Village, thanks to the favor of Lord Long, has become more and more outstanding. The water quality is also very suitable for fish growth.

…Recently, many tourists broke the news on the Internet, claiming to have encountered a mysterious night market on the outskirts of Jiguan Village. Mr. Luo suspects that it may be the mirage left by the clam essence back then. "

Comments under report:

[Approaching science?Is it approaching the subject? 】

[I'm stupid, before I clicked in, I thought about many possibilities, but I didn't think about this one. 】

【Good guy, is this Mr. Luo the reincarnation of Pu Songling?It's outrageous. 】

[One thing to say, this story has a good foundation, and I also know that the "phantom" of the mirage is a mussel 2333]

[I think Mr. Luo is not courageous enough. I have never heard of this Fubo Longjun, so I should go directly to the Dragon King of the East China Sea. 】

[This story is not bad. Next to Jiguan Village is the Tuibi River. It is not too reasonable to say that there are mussel spirits, mirages, and dragon kings in the legend. The most wonderful thing is that it can also be linked with the recent ghost market rumors. I think it is better than those in other ancient towns. Fairy tales made up indiscriminately are much better...Although, isn't Lord Fubo Long really made up? 】

……

After reading the report, Xue Chen: "..."

Very familiar plot.

In the previous dynasties, due to the low level of science, people were often afraid of some phenomena that were difficult to understand with common sense. legend.

Xue Chen didn't expect that he could still see such a plot today.

Mr. Luo, who doesn't want to be named, really belongs to you.

The most amazing thing is that 80.00% of this story is true, who would believe it.

Cheng Han and Lai Xianqing also expressed admiration.

Cheng Han said with emotion: "It's no wonder that Jiguan Village can stand out among so many Internet celebrity villages, and stand alone. Judging by the marketing of people, how bold it is."

Lai Xianqing also gave a thumbs up: "That's right, Mr. Luo was still shivering that night, so let's arrange for Xiao Mu and Mr. Fubo Long."

Cheng Han: "If you look down, people are still very sensitive. They grasp both superstition and science, and they don't leave anything behind."

What he was talking about was at the end of that report, and Comrade Xiaopeng of the Jiguan Village Committee responded to this incident.

Comrade Xiaopeng said that after receiving complaints from tourists recently, they have stepped up security patrols and management. At the same time, they also consulted professionals about the "ghost city" theory of netizens and Mr. Luo's "mirage".

According to professionals, there is Tuibi River next to Jiguan Village, and there is relatively thick fog on the river in the early morning and evening. The fog will refract and reflect light to a certain extent. In theory, it is possible to produce the phenomenon of "mirage".

This statement confirms that the story of "Mr. Luo" may really have its source, but it still cannot convince netizens about the "ghost market".

That ghost city appears at night, okay?

As for Xue Chen's dormitory who knew the truth: "..."

Mr. Luo...

Comrade Xiaopeng...

Obviously, whether it is "Mr. Luo" or "Comrade Xiaopeng", it is estimated that they did not intend to persuade netizens from the beginning, anyway, that ghost market will never appear again.

Jiguan Village took advantage of this wave of enthusiasm and made money no matter what.

Xue Chen didn't have any idea about it, anyway, he wasn't the first dragon to be included in the story, and if he really wanted to say something, it was the netizens who left him speechless.

Cheng Han suddenly laughed "haha": "Damn, the speed of sand sculpture netizens posting emojis is too fast, brother Shen, take a look."

Xue Chen looked at the WeChat dormitory group.

Cheng Han: 【Is Mr. Fubo Long there?Come out and spray water.jpg]

Xue Chen: "..."

Lai Xianqing sighed "tsk tsk". Netizens didn't know, but they knew the truth, so he reminded: "Han, be careful, and be careful that Mr. Fubo will get angry if he finds out."

Cheng Han disagreed: "I'm afraid of a chicken, and Mr. Fubo doesn't surf the Internet."

Just after finishing speaking, the sky outside suddenly turned cloudy, and a gust of cold wind with moisture blew past, making them shiver.

Cheng Han asked inexplicably, "Why is it raining?"

Xue Chen glanced at him: "Oh, Mr. Fu Bo came out to spray water."

Cheng Han:? ?

Not only was he confused, but Xue Chen was also a little surprised.

It was already raining lightly outside, Xue Chen looked at the falling rain, and said "Hey", "I have become stronger."

It was he who made the rain.

Since he has been living in the mortal world, because of his lack of spirit, some spells are not easy to use. For example, he was unable to use the water method to make thunder before, and the rain is actually not easy for him.

But at this time, with just a slight movement of his mind, he can gather clouds and form rain like before the Taoist body was destroyed, even though it was only light rain.

His strength seems to be recovering...just now.

Xue Chen was puzzled for a while, and soon realized that it was because of the marketing in Jiguan Village.

Although the story compiled by Jiguan Village seems outrageous to netizens, it does not prevent people who eat melons from forwarding and discussing it.

The name of Fubo Longjun was also spread out.

Famousness is very important for any ghosts and spirits who are practicing. Only when they are well known and discussed by the world can they be believed and worshiped.

Although Mr. Fubo was not enshrined because of this, his image in this marketing was positive, and he gained some trust and favor accordingly.

Not much, but it also allowed his spirit to recover a little.

Xue Chen suddenly said: "Wow, it turns out that there is still a shortcut to rebuilding, the offering of love! I learned it!"

Let's open a Weibo for Mr. Fubo first.

I hope that those marketing accounts will repost a lot, and don't be ignorant of good and evil.

The author has something to say:

Shen: I became bald and stronger.

Teacher Luan: It's my credit hehe.

Zhai Tianmou: It is also my credit (Xiao Shen slapped his paw)

How did everyone pay attention to Lance's name?

Lance's Chinese name is Jane, and his name is a transliteration of his mother's family name.

It is the surname on the father's side and the surname on the mother's side that form his name.

You should have seen this combination of names a lot...

_(:з」∠)_

Explaining it makes me feel stupid.