After graduating, I became the Dragon King

Rolando led Xue Chen and the others out of the cemetery, crossed the road, and came to the central river.

"It's here, I'll put it in the hole for the time being." Rolando returned to his original shape and jumped into the water. After a while, he came up with a silver carp as long as his forearm.

The silver carp's mouth was half open, its eyes were closed tightly, and it was indeed in a coma.

Director Ding who came with him couldn't help but "sniff": "What a big fish!"

Xue Chen glanced at him wordlessly, Director Ding realized that he was acting too gluttonous, quickly wiped his saliva, and said with a smile: "No, no, boiled fish, sauerkraut fish and braised fish definitely don't appear in my mind! "

"It's useless to think about it." Rolando changed into a human form again, and said, "This silver carp is so hard, it has been in a coma for the past few days, and there are many big fish in the water who want to take the opportunity to eat it, but they can't bite it. It also broke its own teeth."

Director Ding's tone revealed regret: "The meat is so old?"

Xue Chenpi smiled, "It's a monster."

Director Ding: "... oh oh."

The corner of Xue Chen's mouth twitched slightly, he lifted the silver carp by its tail, breathed a breath of dragon's breath into it.

After a while, the silver carp shook its body, opened and closed its mouth, coughed a few times like a human, and then spit out two mouthfuls of muddy water with a sound of "yue--".

"Respect, honor..." The silver carp slowly opened its eyes, and said, "Yes, it is poisonous, the water is poisonous—"

Xue Chen said with a cold face: "You know it too late."

Carp: "..."

It slowly turned the dead fish eyes, and when it swept across Rolando, it suddenly paused, and the fish tail swept towards Rolando excitedly, "Ada" cried out, "Okay, you monster, look at me!" The divine fish flicks its tail!"

He said again, "Brother Shen, this monster is the chief culprit of the haunting in the cemetery. It also beat the young monk. Watch me for my move."

Then Xue Chen grabbed his throat.

Xue Chen pinched its neck and said with a sneer, "The plot has come to its finale."

Silver carp:?

After 10 minutes, the silver carp finally recovered, transformed into a human form, and told Xue Chen and the others what happened that night.

As Xue Chen guessed, that night, Yu Yanshan went to the cemetery to join in the fun, and in order to get closer to the first scene, it flew over the cemetery on purpose.

As a mountain kun, flying is a basic skill, and it went smoothly at the beginning.

Unexpectedly, the little monk Minsheng happened to come to collect the monsters. Yu Yanshan didn't know the origin of the monsters, but seeing that Minsheng's heavy tin stick couldn't beat the monsters, he couldn't help but feel anxious for the little monk.

He met Minsheng once in Xiaolanwei, and he had a good impression of the little monk, so he decided to help Minsheng.

Yu Yanshan thought that he was a mountain kun after all, and there was always someone in the front line, so he turned into a giant, shouted "I'm here to help you", and was about to fall from the sky and make his debut.

As a result, as soon as he finished calling, he felt dizzy, chest tightness and shortness of breath, and actually passed out directly. Such a big fish threw itself on the street and overwhelmed Minsheng and Rolando together.

Rolando is a tortoise with a hard tortoise shell to protect his body, so he was not harmed, but he was sensitive to a mortal body, and was crushed by Yu Yanshan so that he vomited blood on the spot.

Rolando didn't know the truth, and thought that the fish had helped him, so he took Yu Yanshan back to the river to recuperate.

Yu Yanshan also "disappeared".

Everyone who has learned the truth: "………………"

That is to say, if Yu Yanshan hadn't kindly come out to "help" that night, Minsheng probably would have successfully received the Brazilian turtle essence instead of being sent to the hospital for treatment.

Director Ding clasped his hands together and sighed for the young monk: "Master Minsheng, it's too miserable!"

The money spent in their cemetery is also wronged!

Yu Yanshan was also very angry, gasping for breath, said: "That chemical factory is too vicious, what kind of deeds are they doing to kill off their children and grandchildren, and I, the big silver carp king, have also been implicated!"

He puffed up his chest, "I want to expose them!"

Xue Chen agreed with his thoughts, but he had to say: "I think you should reflect on yourself first."

Tangtang Shankun, who drank chemical wastewater for so many days, was unaware.

The current aquarium literacy really makes Long feel distressed.

"Oh, I didn't expect this to happen." Yu Yanshan coughed a few times shyly to hide his embarrassment.

Shan Kun is actually very sensitive to water quality, and he has long known that there is a problem with the water there.

It's just that he has too much confidence in himself, thinking that he is also an ancient beast, and mere human waste water can't put it down.

The water quality in the city is not very good now. Although it is a bit poisonous there, it is at least quiet.

But Yu Yanshan ignored it. Now the aura in the world is not as good as before. He couldn't even change his original shape before, and could only act in the image of a silver carp.

Under such circumstances, his detoxification function was not as good as he thought.

He felt chest tightness and discomfort before, but it was actually not because of too little exercise, but a manifestation of poisoning.

It's just that he has lived too comfortably these days, and has lost vigilance, so he didn't connect this.

This is not a big problem at all, he is a ghost after all, it is not really a big problem at all.

The problem is that that day, in order to help Minsheng, he suddenly turned into a giant, which consumed a lot of cultivation in a short period of time. As a result, when his body was weak, the chemical poison took advantage of it.

Such an oolong came out.

Yu Yanshan lowered his head, pointed at his fingers, and said in shame, "Where is the little monk now? I'll bring some supplements to see him."

……

The matter of Guangfu Cemetery came to an end.

Knowing that it was Yu Yanshan's oolong, Xue Chen was ashamed to accept money from the cemetery.

However, the cemetery had its own ideas. Seeing Xue Chen's strength, he insisted on giving it. In the end, Xue Chen accepted a little symbolically, which was a perfect ending.

Afterwards, Xue Chen beat Yu Yanshan again, but Yu Yanshan didn't dare to resist, so he honestly brought a bunch of supplements to Minsheng to ask for guilt.

It is said that Minsheng, who knew the truth, had tears in his eyes and almost had a demon. He recited the "Great Compassion Mantra" for half an hour before he calmed down.

On the other hand, after careful consideration, the management of the cemetery also told the truth to several family members whose tombstones were removed. Some family members did not believe it at first, thinking that the cemetery was shirking responsibility, until they were invited to the scene by the management office to see the whole situation with their own eyes. A giant Brazilian tortoise moved the tombstone back in place.

The scene was once very mysterious.

In the final analysis, the management of the cemetery cannot be blamed for this matter, and the family members dare not trouble the monsters.

Fortunately, Brazil Turtle only moved the stele, and did not touch the cemetery itself, so there is no serious problem with Feng Shui.

Surprisingly, a few family members were very happy—the tombstones of their ancestors were actually carried by turtles. Since ancient times, the inscriptions carried by turtles have been merit monuments.

What does this mean?

It shows that their ancestors were people with meritorious virtues!

This is a good omen!

After hearing this statement, the other family members who were originally displeased felt that it made sense, so what should have been a very angry thing suddenly turned into a good thing.

The cemetery management who thought there would be a scene:? ? ? ?

Can you still understand this?

At that moment, Yu Yanshan claimed to be weak, whimpered and complained that he didn't have the strength to swim back, and looked at Xue Chen eagerly: "My lord, just take a small ride."

"Okay." Xue Chen responded readily, and even said intimately, "If you don't have the strength, don't maintain your human form."

"Your Excellency is too kind to the little one." Yu Yanshan was overjoyed, and really turned into a silver carp on the spot.

Xue Chen turned his head and asked Director Ding: "Do you have net pockets here? Plastic bags are also fine, give me one."

"??" The silver carp's pupils trembled, "Your Excellency, you can't do this to me!"

Xue Chen held it by its tail and shook wildly: "Shut up, dead fish head."

Director Ding watched with cramps in the corners of his eyes.

After this incident, he no longer has any reverence for spirits.

……

Xue Chen then took a taxi with Jane Lance back to school with a bag of fish.

Along the way, the driver kept looking at the bag of fish from the corner of his eye, and was full of praise: "What a big fish, isn't it wild?"

"It's so lively without water, and the meat must be very firm."

"Suck it~"

"..." The silver carp quickly lay flat and pretended to be dead, and even rolled over the dead fish's eyes.

Driver: "Hey, why did you die suddenly? Then you have to eat it quickly, or it won't be fresh soon... How about selling it to me? I'll drive directly to the hot pot restaurant later."

Carp: I hate foodies!

Xue Shen didn't answer the driver's words, he had more important matters to discuss with Jane Lance.

During this time, they discovered that a large number of aquariums had become spirits, and among the spirits, there seemed to be a large number of foreign aquariums.

This was rare in the past. The methods of cultivation have been passed down from generation to generation, and each clan has its own secret techniques, but the common feature is that they are not easily passed on to the outside world.

Spirits and monsters do not have the consciousness of being impartial and selfless, and if they are passed on within the same clan, it depends on their friendship qualifications, let alone passing them on to other clans.

However, Xue Chen and the others have seen foreign spirits acquire Chinese techniques in the recent period. The owl-faced whale and the roman mammoth were themselves summoned, so let's not mention it for the time being.

An invasive species such as the Brazilian tortoise, which is an embarrassing identity, can be enlightened, which is really unreasonable.

When he left just now, Xue Chen asked Rolando about the origin of the person who taught him the method of cultivation. Rolando's answer made him have to think about it.

"Kangyang Water Mansion." Jane Lance looked thoughtfully at the words Xue Chen typed on the memo on the phone.

If there were only vague associations before, now these guesses have gradually become clear.

Rolando didn't know the specific origin of the spirit that enlightened him, he only knew that the other party was from Kangyang Water Mansion.

"It says that the Dragon King of Kangyang River, who is in charge of the waters of the Kangyang River, is a loving and selfless dragon king, and he asked the Water Mansion to treat all the aquariums in the waters equally, no matter if they are local or foreign, as long as they have a chance to become fine, he will give them back. a chance."

Rolando clenched his fists and said gratefully, "Kangyangjiang Dragon King is really a good dragon king with international vision! I will always thank him!"

Rolando didn't know much about China's water government system, and only regarded it as an adventure for him.

But for Xue Chen and Jane Lance, this matter was indescribably subtle.

Thinking about it carefully, among the things they encountered these days, it seems that many of them have inexplicable relationship with Kangyang Water Mansion.

Jane Lance couldn't help asking: "Kangyangjiang Dragon King is here with you, what kind of god is he?"

Xue Chen recalled the legend about this dragon king in the clan, and responded meaningfully: "Legend, he is a genius."

floating city forum

Title: Have you read the hotly searched article "Report Letter from an Enthusiastic Market Fish"?poisonous!

Content: In the past few years, the relevant departments have made great efforts to control environmental pollution and improve the urban living environment. The factory in the industrial zone actually behaved in a false way, which is simply too disgusting!Fortunately, some righteous people came forward to expose it!

But this whistleblower is quite funny, claiming to be a fish poisoned by industrial waste water, I almost died laughing!

1L: I read it! ! hhhhh, the whistleblower is so talented, the writing is vivid, and the sense of substitution is too strong, like a real fish!

7L: One thing to say, my family sells fish, and the habit of the fish written in the citizen’s report letter is absolutely correct. It seems that a lot of effort has been made!

15L: No, I heard that the staff who received the report cried after reading it, as if they had witnessed the tragedy of the poisoned fish.

33L: And this "Brother Yu" is still very good at gossiping, saying that luckily "Fubo-jun"'s dragon energy saved his life... Fubo-jun is angry.

89L: Brother Yu is doing big things. Now the factory has been closed down and fined a lot of money. It seems that the boss is about to go bankrupt. It's really satisfying! !

99L: Am I the only one who is worried about Brother Yu's safety?I heard that the boss of that factory used to be a gangster, will he take revenge on Brother Yu?

100L: Worried about Brother Yu +1

122L: Don’t worry, my buddy is a staff member of the relevant department. I heard from him that this brother Yu is quite awesome and has not left any information. Let alone the factory, his unit wants to give him a bonus. No one has the slightest clue.

The funniest thing is that there was a gossip saying that the factory owner knew a master, so he asked the master to do the math for him. Guess what happened?

hhhhhh, the master said that the whistleblower came from the water, the specifics are not clear, it can only be considered that he has a great background.

155: Fuck?from the water?The background is very big, could it be - water monkey? ! ! !

156L: Water Monkey! yyds!

157L: I saw the water monkey and went out of the building satisfied.

The author has something to say:

Big-headed fish: I don't want a bonus either, just get me an ID card.

Attached to Baidu Encyclopedia: Bighead fish, scientific name silver carp (lian) carp carp.Distributed in freshwater basins of Asia and China.It is named after its big head, and is well-known inside and outside the province for its oily head, tender meat, fresh quality and delicious taste.Natural breeding, easy to catch.Many reservoirs inside and outside the province have introduced species, and the effect is good.