Dry!Exploding the five-three, one test to conferred gods

Huo Chen sipped a cup of Coke, and leaned lazily on the chair: "Xu Zhi, what are you talking about, robbing a bank? Which one is there any strategy?"

"Fart, I'm short-sighted." Xu Zhi stretched out two fingers and poked his eyes: "I'm no longer the child who can clearly see that the aunt in the cafeteria shakes a few pieces of braised pork for me."

Also, he may need to wear a pair of nearsighted glasses, and I don't know if wearing glasses will make him look more handsome.

"Myopia?" Huo Chen shook his head violently: "That's impossible, why are you nearsighted?"

Xu Zhi was not convinced: "Fuck, you are blind, you haven't seen how hard Master Zhi has worked so hard recently, shouldn't I be short-sighted if I use my eyes too much?"

"Hahahahaha..." Huo Chen seemed to have heard a big joke, and burst into a series of nervous laughs: "Brother Chen, I have overused my eyes for more than ten years before I barely got into glasses, 50 degrees."

He took out his glasses and broke his legs: "I'm sure, it has nothing to do with studying. I was addicted to QQ language C for a while, and I played too much on the computer."

Xu Zhi was sad for a second: "Forget it, anyway, I will be free tomorrow."

"After the exam, I'll take you to the ophthalmology department." Huo Chen came over and rubbed his temples: "Maybe it's fake, and he's recovering from the summer vacation."

After half a minute of silence, Xu Zhi said, "Okay."

Huo Chen held his hand: "Go to bed early today."

Xu Zhi suddenly smiled, and he raised one eyebrow and looked at Huo Chen mischievously: "I'm used to going to bed late, I can't sleep early, you have to coax me."

To put it badly, I have to suffer from anxiety and insomnia all night.

"Okay," Huo Chen agreed straight away, "Brother Chen is willing to do so."

The two dawdled for a while, packed their things and went to open a room in four courtyards near the test center. Xu Zhi, who had a high fee, felt pain in his heart: "I think you are the real rich second-generation boss Huo."

When paying the money, Xu Zhi saw that Huo Chen didn't even blink, he seemed to be as simple as looking at a number, calmly, more like a big spender than him.

Huo Chen smiled meanly while admiring the antique carved windows: "What is the rich second generation? You can eat or drink, you brother Chen doesn't understand."

"Tsk tsk tsk," Xu Zhi put on the green tea essence for a moment, wiped his eyes and burrowed into Huo Chen's arms: "Huo Chen, brother Chen, what if one day your mother throws me with a 5000 million check and forces me to leave you? I like it." I also like you, Brother Wuwuchen."

"Don't worry, she doesn't have 5000 million." Huo Chen pampered the back of his head and rubbed his chin against Xu Zhi's forehead: "But I should have."

Xu Zhi was teased by her shoulders and shrugged and laughed non-stop: "Okay, okay, you are the richest brother Chen."

Game currency you.

Brother Chen, Brother Qing.

"I said don't call me that," Huo Chen stroked Xu Zhi's soft and shiny black hair, "I'll let you call it enough after the exam tomorrow."

Xu Zhi pinched his waist and twisted: "Go away."

Huo Chen is really too poor.

"Playing games?" Huo Chen turned on the computer and logged into the account he hadn't seen for a long time: "My boyfriend will take you to harvest heads to relieve stress."

Xu Zhi's gaze was fixed on the flashing QQ avatar in the lower right corner of the computer: "Are you still playing QQ?"

Tsk, the news is so overwhelming, it's so beautiful to miss.

"Ah, I'm the leader of the Martian Happy Gang." Huo Chen explained.

It's probably the language C group of a martial arts comic book I read in elementary school. His branch is an idle gang.

Xu Zhi: "..."

What Huo Chen was talking about was the black world, isn't this what contemporary primary school students play with?

Oh shit, there is a generation gap, he looks at the same phone as the subway grandfather now, why don't you try digging out a Disneyland with your toes?

The young master who had never played before felt sorry for the reputation of a small gangster in the county, and wanted to pass the position to his boyfriend.

"I stopped playing in junior high school," Huo Chen said, "I just come to watch it once or twice a month."

Reselling a figurine, limited edition Lego, etc., or when a disciple in the gang gets married, he will preside over a wedding, but it takes half a year to make an appointment.

"Tsk," Xu Zhi didn't know what to say, "Hurry up and accept the worship."

[I'm getting married during summer vacation. 】

Huo Chen quickly typed a few words and threw them into the group.

Visible to the naked eye, the group exploded. Some cried and called the boss, some danced in a circle and called the master... The enthusiasm in the virtual world poured out as if they didn't want money, and it was touching.

Although it was a virtual world, Xu Zhi was still a little jealous, and slapped Huo Chen on the head: "Who are you marrying?"

You're a very trendy guy, and you're still married in the QQ group. Do you still have concubines after the big wedding? If you don't form a harem group of 3000 people, you will be sorry for your status as the leader of the Huo Da gang in the group.

Huo Chen turned off QQ, looked at him and smiled: "Who else is jealous besides you?"

"Me and you," he said.

"I haven't promised you yet," Xu Zhi roared earth-shatteringly, "Who told you to make the decision?"

Also, I don't know how much you have left.

Xu Zhi wanted to keep asking this question, yes, within an hour, he wanted to know everything about this man Huo Chen.

Ma Dan, a man who is still keen on playing house games at seventeen or eighteen should not be allowed.

"Hush——" Huo Chen suddenly put his finger on his lips and made a signal of "keep your voice down": "Feng Xiao and Zhou Youcai live next door, do you want to lure them over?"

"Huo Chen, Xu Zhi," a voice came from the balcony: "Coincidentally, you live here too?"

Xu Zhi: "..."

Fuck.

Who opened the balcony doors and windows, can you beat him up.Xu Zhi thought blankly, oh, it's him.

There was no need for an invitation at all, Feng Xiao dragged Zhou Youcai to the door: "I think the strongest opponent will live in the next room, and I think I might lose sleep tonight."

Zhou Youcai pinched the orchid finger to agree: "That's not true."

"Why are you two hypocritical?" Huo Chen looked at them with disdainful eyes: "It seems that you can be admitted to the national team if you don't live next door to me. Ask your conscience, do you believe it?"

These words didn't hurt much, but were quite insulting. Zhou Youcai slumped on Huo Chen's bed straight, and said as if seeing through the world: "Feng Xiao, why don't we just withdraw from the game and go back now."

He no longer knows what it means to become more courageous after frustration.

Feng Xiao imitated Xu Zhi's bed and wanted to occupy Xu Zhi's bed, but he stopped him first: "Talk well and don't come up and lie down on the bed. I won't be able to sleep if I'm stained with your body fragrance."

Huo Chen couldn't bear it anymore and pulled Zhou Youcai up from the bed and pushed him onto the carpet: "Speak well and don't lie on the bed."

The four of them chatted one after another, and Huo Chen called for a bunch of odd things again, and asked for a deck of playing cards from the front desk. After fighting for a while, they played until almost nine o'clock. He yawned: "Let's go when you're sleepy."

The tense nerves finally felt tired after a long period of relaxation, and the problem of insomnia before the exam that he was worried about would probably disappear.

Feng Xiao hadn't had enough fun yet, and refused to close the stall, Huo Chen ruthlessly drove him away by the collar: "Get out."

"After the exam tomorrow, I will single out you, Lao Huo." Feng Xiao rolled back with a whimper.

As soon as he entered the door, Zhou Youcai stabbed him fiercely: "Old Feng, you don't understand, people have to make out for a while at night, and you have never been in a relationship before, and you don't understand the style. Poor."

"Old Zhou," Feng Xiao said doubtfully, "Do you think the straight steel pipe male teacher really can't betray? I suddenly feel that the two men are also very good, do you think I should also be gay?"

Zhou Youcai was heartbroken: "No, old Feng, you must not have thoughts about me, I'm so afraid." As he said that, he picked up the quilt and wrapped himself tightly, for fear of being insulted by gay eyes.

Feng Xiao snorted through his nose: "You fucking sent me a message that day to prove that there is a scientific basis for boys' butts to be taller than girls', and you still have the nerve to call yourself a straight man. Humans have to face the real inner world, don't Fuck those meaningless characters."

Zhou Youcai jumped up from the quilt, and looked for a seam in the ground with a face of shame: "Old Feng, Lao Feng, I beg you to stop talking, okay, I won't read strange knowledge anymore, you screw me up."

He unconsciously opened an entertainment magazine on the magazine stand that day, and for some reason, he found a related article on "On Men's PP". It's over.

He not only knows that men’s pelvis is narrower than women’s, so their butts are more upturned, but also that the “androsterone” contained in androgen is mainly released through sweat, so men smell more intensely than women. besides……

If there is regret medicine to buy, he must pay a lot of money for a pill to go back in time to the moment before he didn't read that magazine.

"Cut," Feng Xiao said disapprovingly: "Men and women have to try to know whether it is straight or straight." He raised his lips and looked at Zhou Youcai with a somewhat sloppy smile: "Boss Zhou, even if I plan to bend I won’t even ask you to try, don’t worry.”

"Why?" Zhou Youcai questioned from his soul.

Feng Xiao sighed: "Look at my group signature, I may not be able to wait for the day of puppy love in this life, and it's hard to say in the next life."

Zhou Youcai frantically flipped through his phone——

[Big brother Feng Xiao who will never fall in love with Huo Chen if you don't pass the test]

Zhou Youcai: "...Go to bed early, buddy, let's work hard tomorrow."

Next room.

Xu Zhi had already taken a shower, lay down, and fell asleep soundly. His shiny black hair, neat eyebrows, and thick eyelashes fell on the white sheets, making his facial features three-dimensional and straight. Handsome and beautiful are blended together just right, making it easy for people to generously use the word stunning to describe him at first sight.

"Good night." Huo Chen leaned down and kissed his smooth and plump forehead lightly, got up and turned off the phone, sat under the desk lamp again, flipped through the test paper Xu Zhi had done, and then swipe and tear off a sheet Scratch paper, the tip of the pen is flying on it.

Hmm, I don't even have the habit of betting on questions, but it's really worrying.

But I still have confidence in him, Huo Chen thought.

The author has something to say: Happy weekend~

感谢在2021-03-2722:38:49~2021-03-2814:37:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 321;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of anti-vice brigade;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!