Goddess, I am your girlfriend! [gl]
Chapter 1 is so stupid
As the largest original rotten article website in the country, Haw Chinese.com has countless great gods, countless small gods, and countless millet dividends. Of course, there are many more small transparency and big vacuum.
In the past two years, a very awesome guru has appeared on Jiji Chinese website. In three years, it has been red from the first day of posting and has been red until now it is red and purple. The name of the guru told me not to eat durian. The stomach of the author of Jiji Chinese.com, from the Xiuxian article in the past few years to the rebirth article StarCraft in Kuaichuan today, has meddled in all types of articles, occupying the top of each category, and creating legends one after another.
Once the master arrives, he will naturally attract countless brain-dead fans, a large wave of rotten men and rotten women waiting to be fed all day long, the comments are exploding, and the topic wall is endless.
Lu Xiaoyun is one of those brain-dead Mifen, Mifen is red, red to purple, I don’t eat durian, in her mind, she is almost like a goddess. In addition to reading the goddess’s novels and comments of the goddess every day, the next thing is Reposted the goddess’s Weibo with a Weibo name called “My Girlfriend Who Doesn’t Eat Durian”, claiming that I am the goddess’ girlfriend, and at the same time yelling at the goddess that I want to give birth to monkeys for you.
Today I turned on my phone as usual, glanced at the Chirp app, and found that the goddess had updated two chapters in a row. Lu Xiaoyun read it with excitement, and was disturbed by the plot. She couldn't stop watching it at the end. At the end, Lu Xiaoyun squeezed her hand, bit her cheek, and without hesitation blasted the goddess into a thunderstorm. Wearing the vest of "my girlfriend who doesn't eat durian", she began to comment on the goddess: ouch~ so excited , as soon as I opened the app, I found that two chapters were updated in a row. I was in a good mood, but it turned out that it was not enough to read!The plot actually makes me so worried, Goddess Goddess, please ask for the fifth update, oh no, please ask for the tenth update!
As soon as the post was finished, Lu Xiaoyun immediately felt that she was a little too excited. It was too much to ask for five or ten, but she really wanted to read the next content, okay?
Lu Xiaoyun lay on the bed and rolled a few times, and found that she couldn't calm down for a long time. She touched her little heart, then turned on her phone and started browsing the goddess' Weibo.
In fact, the goddess is relatively cold, and she only posts once in two or three days on Weibo. Today, without accident, she didn't post Weibo, but Lu Xiaoyun wished to read the goddess' Weibo thirty times a day. Seeing that the goddess' Weibo was not updated, she just kept going to Scrolling down, I saw the content of the goddess's previous Weibo. In fact, she almost saw through these content, but she never got tired of reading it.
Lu Xiaoyun read the goddess's Weibo content for nearly a year in one breath, reposted it while reading it, and then jumped back to her main Weibo page, and helped the goddess to push a post (although it was useless), saying what the goddess's post was. How good-looking and powerful, and then threw the phone aside contentedly.
Not long after throwing down the phone, Lu Xiaoyun suddenly felt the phone vibrate, took it over and opened it, and found that her good Jiyou had sent her a penguin message.
I don't have class today: Damn, guess what I saw! →_→Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Looking at your “fertilized” expression, what did you see⊙▽⊙?
I don't have class today: fertilized peat, look at the expressions of labor and management, with a look of sarcasm and contempt. →_→Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Oh, oh, whatever your expression is, tell me what you saw? ⊙▽⊙I don’t have class today:……
I don’t have class today: [Screenshot], you’re so stupid, you swiped my Weibo news, I really want to beat you up, but just now I found out that twenty people unfollowed you angrily, suddenly I feel better.
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: What!
Lu Xiaoyun immediately opened the Weibo interface, and found that her latest Weibo was scolded by several people, almost out of anger that Lu Xiaoyun's Weibo page was frequently used, and then she clicked on her main page, and found that there were two More than a dozen people unfollowed her.
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Hey, there’s no way, the goddess’s charm is too great, anyway, I don’t have any points, so just drop it.
I don't have class today: You are a scepter, you are a scepter at a glance, sooner or later you will rot.
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: I’m a woman, no chirping, no thanks ╮(╯▽╰)╭.
I don't have class today: ...
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Besides, I have a deep love for my goddess. Even if I have chirping, for my goddess, if it dies, it will die ╮(╯▽╰)╭I don’t have class today:……
I don't have class today: Xiaoyun, let's talk about something.
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: what's the matter? [Frightened face] Don't tell me you have a crush on me, don't!Don't!Don't!I don't listen!I don't listen!My person and my heart belong to my girlfriend!
I don’t have class today: Do you want to listen?
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Listen...
I don't have class today: ...
I don’t have class today: You seem to have mentioned to me not long ago that you want to write?
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Oh~ You actually remembered, it really is true love, I said it, I want to write a fanfic of the goddess's work.
I don’t have class today: Well, let me tell you good news, well, your goddess has signed a contract with Haw Chinese.com.
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Ah~ I thought she signed the contract a long time ago, no, I can blow her up, isn’t she the contracted author?
I don’t have class today: Damn, do you really know your goddess? Do you know who your goddess actually is?
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: [Shakes head] I don't know.
I don't have class today: ...
I don’t have class today: I don’t eat durian. I was originally the master of another website. I have published several books. A few years ago, the contract with that website expired, and then I went to the Chirp Chinese website. That is to say, your home Goddess, now she is completely a member of the Chirp Chinese website.
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Excuse me for being stupid, but I still don’t understand what you mean!
I don't have class today: ...
I don't have class today: Do you like your goddess?
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: I like it~ I like it~ Of course I like it.
I don't have class today: You, as her brain-damage, want to get in close contact with her?
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: close contact? [Cover face with embarrassment] Is that what I imagined it to mean?
I don't have class today: be serious!Want to?
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: [Definitely] I want to!
I don’t have class today: Laozi has become your good friend, it’s so stupid, you think, your goddess signed Jiji, if you write articles, then sign Jiji, you’re lucky Well, the two of you are assigned to the same editor, and I rely on you two to be close to close contact! Hey!
In the past two years, a very awesome guru has appeared on Jiji Chinese website. In three years, it has been red from the first day of posting and has been red until now it is red and purple. The name of the guru told me not to eat durian. The stomach of the author of Jiji Chinese.com, from the Xiuxian article in the past few years to the rebirth article StarCraft in Kuaichuan today, has meddled in all types of articles, occupying the top of each category, and creating legends one after another.
Once the master arrives, he will naturally attract countless brain-dead fans, a large wave of rotten men and rotten women waiting to be fed all day long, the comments are exploding, and the topic wall is endless.
Lu Xiaoyun is one of those brain-dead Mifen, Mifen is red, red to purple, I don’t eat durian, in her mind, she is almost like a goddess. In addition to reading the goddess’s novels and comments of the goddess every day, the next thing is Reposted the goddess’s Weibo with a Weibo name called “My Girlfriend Who Doesn’t Eat Durian”, claiming that I am the goddess’ girlfriend, and at the same time yelling at the goddess that I want to give birth to monkeys for you.
Today I turned on my phone as usual, glanced at the Chirp app, and found that the goddess had updated two chapters in a row. Lu Xiaoyun read it with excitement, and was disturbed by the plot. She couldn't stop watching it at the end. At the end, Lu Xiaoyun squeezed her hand, bit her cheek, and without hesitation blasted the goddess into a thunderstorm. Wearing the vest of "my girlfriend who doesn't eat durian", she began to comment on the goddess: ouch~ so excited , as soon as I opened the app, I found that two chapters were updated in a row. I was in a good mood, but it turned out that it was not enough to read!The plot actually makes me so worried, Goddess Goddess, please ask for the fifth update, oh no, please ask for the tenth update!
As soon as the post was finished, Lu Xiaoyun immediately felt that she was a little too excited. It was too much to ask for five or ten, but she really wanted to read the next content, okay?
Lu Xiaoyun lay on the bed and rolled a few times, and found that she couldn't calm down for a long time. She touched her little heart, then turned on her phone and started browsing the goddess' Weibo.
In fact, the goddess is relatively cold, and she only posts once in two or three days on Weibo. Today, without accident, she didn't post Weibo, but Lu Xiaoyun wished to read the goddess' Weibo thirty times a day. Seeing that the goddess' Weibo was not updated, she just kept going to Scrolling down, I saw the content of the goddess's previous Weibo. In fact, she almost saw through these content, but she never got tired of reading it.
Lu Xiaoyun read the goddess's Weibo content for nearly a year in one breath, reposted it while reading it, and then jumped back to her main Weibo page, and helped the goddess to push a post (although it was useless), saying what the goddess's post was. How good-looking and powerful, and then threw the phone aside contentedly.
Not long after throwing down the phone, Lu Xiaoyun suddenly felt the phone vibrate, took it over and opened it, and found that her good Jiyou had sent her a penguin message.
I don't have class today: Damn, guess what I saw! →_→Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Looking at your “fertilized” expression, what did you see⊙▽⊙?
I don't have class today: fertilized peat, look at the expressions of labor and management, with a look of sarcasm and contempt. →_→Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Oh, oh, whatever your expression is, tell me what you saw? ⊙▽⊙I don’t have class today:……
I don’t have class today: [Screenshot], you’re so stupid, you swiped my Weibo news, I really want to beat you up, but just now I found out that twenty people unfollowed you angrily, suddenly I feel better.
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: What!
Lu Xiaoyun immediately opened the Weibo interface, and found that her latest Weibo was scolded by several people, almost out of anger that Lu Xiaoyun's Weibo page was frequently used, and then she clicked on her main page, and found that there were two More than a dozen people unfollowed her.
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: ╮(╯▽╰)╭Hey, there’s no way, the goddess’s charm is too great, anyway, I don’t have any points, so just drop it.
I don't have class today: You are a scepter, you are a scepter at a glance, sooner or later you will rot.
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: I’m a woman, no chirping, no thanks ╮(╯▽╰)╭.
I don't have class today: ...
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Besides, I have a deep love for my goddess. Even if I have chirping, for my goddess, if it dies, it will die ╮(╯▽╰)╭I don’t have class today:……
I don't have class today: Xiaoyun, let's talk about something.
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: what's the matter? [Frightened face] Don't tell me you have a crush on me, don't!Don't!Don't!I don't listen!I don't listen!My person and my heart belong to my girlfriend!
I don’t have class today: Do you want to listen?
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Listen...
I don't have class today: ...
I don’t have class today: You seem to have mentioned to me not long ago that you want to write?
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: Oh~ You actually remembered, it really is true love, I said it, I want to write a fanfic of the goddess's work.
I don’t have class today: Well, let me tell you good news, well, your goddess has signed a contract with Haw Chinese.com.
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Ah~ I thought she signed the contract a long time ago, no, I can blow her up, isn’t she the contracted author?
I don’t have class today: Damn, do you really know your goddess? Do you know who your goddess actually is?
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: [Shakes head] I don't know.
I don't have class today: ...
I don’t have class today: I don’t eat durian. I was originally the master of another website. I have published several books. A few years ago, the contract with that website expired, and then I went to the Chirp Chinese website. That is to say, your home Goddess, now she is completely a member of the Chirp Chinese website.
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: Excuse me for being stupid, but I still don’t understand what you mean!
I don't have class today: ...
I don't have class today: Do you like your goddess?
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: I like it~ I like it~ Of course I like it.
I don't have class today: You, as her brain-damage, want to get in close contact with her?
Girlfriend who doesn't eat durian: close contact? [Cover face with embarrassment] Is that what I imagined it to mean?
I don't have class today: be serious!Want to?
Girlfriend who doesn’t eat durian: [Definitely] I want to!
I don’t have class today: Laozi has become your good friend, it’s so stupid, you think, your goddess signed Jiji, if you write articles, then sign Jiji, you’re lucky Well, the two of you are assigned to the same editor, and I rely on you two to be close to close contact! Hey!
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