A Guide to Depravity

On Wednesday morning, neither Gao Wu nor Fei Ning had classes, and Zhang Aonian had classes all morning.

Gao Wu went to the Xuegong Office to be on duty, and Fei Ning took advantage of this boring time when no one was around to start a live broadcast.

Play mobile games live.

He turned on the computer, used his mobile phone to cast the screen to the computer, and used the computer to start the live broadcast.

In fact, Onmyoji has a PC terminal, but Fei Ning prefers to use his mobile phone to draw symbols.

The set of live broadcast equipment that Fei Ning brought to the school was a relatively small set. After bringing it, it was used once for video recording last time, and then it was put away again. Today it finally saw the light of day again.

After nine o'clock, the game server was launched, and Fei Ning went to update the game. When downloading the installation package, he went to adjust the equipment. It was only at 09:30 that he adjusted the sound.

The people in the live broadcast room watched it for a long time.

- the background noise is too loud

Fei Ning found the equalizer and turned down the sound a little.

- the voice is too low to hear

There is a new statement on the bullet screen.Fei Ning looked at the feedback and moved the mic closer.

"Is it all right now?"

-OK OK

- Shanbao is ready!

- shanbao good morning

- Did Shan Bao eat anything today? What did he eat?

-Grandpa, come quickly, Shanbao is finally live again

It is a well-known fact among fans that Fei Ning loves to eat. Fans always listen to his occasional eating and broadcasting during his live broadcast. There is a wall of love for food. Over time, his fans began to call themselves "Doubanjiang".

His voice is usually low-pitched, and he has a good temper more than half of the time during the live broadcast. Sometimes he is extremely cute when he is irritable, and he is fierce when he is irritable. Doubanjiang said that Sanshanban belongs to the milky type, so he is called Shanshan when he is gentle. Bao, when he woke up, he was called Shan Ye.

After debugging the equipment, the fans in the live broadcast room began to joke with Fei Ning.

"I just streamed casually today, and I didn't do anything. I haven't played Onmyoji much these days. I go online every day to collect a dish and then download it." Most of the videos Fei Ning usually makes are relatively small games, and the live broadcast Just play with anything.

In private, it takes a lot of effort. After all, the level of the game needs to be maintained. Games like Onmyoji need to maintain their family background, and games like Chicken Eater and King need to maintain their operating level.

- Onmyoji, the game I got into the pit back then

-Wow, after so many years, Shanbao finally broadcasted the bald game I played again

-What a bald head, Onmyoji is very laid back [狗头]

-Although I don't know this game, I like everything Shanbao plays!

- It can be speculated that Shan Bao is actually an uncle, Uncle Shan

"How could I be bald?" Fei Ning laughed.Fei Ning has been playing since the start of Onmyoji's server. When there are activities, the liver is active, and when there is no activity, he is a Buddha. Fighting skills only reach nine dans during the summer vacation. Recently, there are too many things, and he loses dans week after week.

- I can play the voice of the mountain master for a year, how could it be an uncle, the voice of the mountain is provocative! ! ! !

"Today I got a new shikigami, SP Qingxingdeng, which was introduced before. Regarding skills, it's rare for the planner to talk back to people this time, and I can finally understand it at a glance. Today I will briefly broadcast live. A few soul-controlling processes, let's see if there is any European energy today." Fei Ning pushed aside the things on the desktop, pushed the computer in, and finally moved a vacant space.

"This live broadcast was announced in advance last night, but it is estimated that there are not many people who are in class or going to work." Fei Ning glanced at the time and had to end before the end of the fourth period.

This live broadcast is usually watched by one-third of the people.It's also very good, quietly draw the talisman.

- I'm squatting in the bathroom to catch fish and watch the live broadcast of my favorite up master, please praise me

- would i say i play it on mute in class...

-plus one

- + 10086

"If you don't have time to watch, watch it next time. If you have to go to work, if you should go to class, this live broadcast is very boring, so you don't need to watch it." Fei Ning plans to go home on weekends and then broadcast some games seriously.

Going home for the weekend.

After just over a month of school, I went home.

Before Fei Ning played the taiko drum for a week, he saved [-] yuan.

-Wish SP Dengjie

- wishing big snake, suck suck suck

-吸

-Wish on the other side of the flower

- make a wish Shiranui

-Wishing Demon Sword Princess

……

"Is the one who made the wish for the Demon Sword Girl a novice? There are still people begging for the Demon Sword Girl in this day and age, and there are actually new players in Onmyoji." Fei Ning said with a smile.Yao Dao Ji is already an old-fashioned god, and it is basically standard for manpower.

With a bunch of prayers on the screen, the live broadcast room instantly turned into a large metaphysics scene.

"I haven't started smoking yet, so you started praying? If I can't smoke, won't you suck all my anger away?" Fei Ning habitually clicked and glanced at the updated content, " No, you can’t say that. I’ll get it, I’ll get it.”

-I saw the big guy's analysis, saying that Miss SP Deng is useless

"It doesn't matter whether it is useful or not, the important thing is that I have it." Fei Ning said.

Fei Ning adjusted his sitting posture and began to draw amulets.

It's just more than 300 draws, once in ten consecutive draws, no matter how slow it is, it can be finished within an hour.Anyway, the others probably won't come back until twelve o'clock, and he plans to end the live broadcast at eleven o'clock.

"If I get SP Dengjie, I won't smoke." Fei Ning said.

-what!Take time out and don't be cowardly

"You guys don't know the price of firewood and rice. I have to save some time to draw amulets next time." Fei Gouyu, an onmyoji whose activities have become more and more frequent recently.

- There is also a picture scroll activity

"Gao Wu, Wu Yong, are you busy?" Sister Jianfu suddenly raised her head and asked.

When I heard this, it meant to arrange work.

The Office of the Academic Affairs Office of the Chinese Department is located in the teaching building. There used to be two offices, each of which usually has two student assistants and one concurrent assistant.Later, the administrative leadership of the Chinese Department expanded, and there were still four assistants.

There are four teachers in this office, one sitting in the office of the office, the dragon sees the beginning and the end.The other three sat with Kensuke and student assistants, and the teacher sat behind them.Assistant is a table for two.

"No." Gao Wu was doing his homework on ancient philology.

"Okay, then come over and sort out the freshman dormitory information with me."

"Ok."

Gao Wu put the computer into sleep mode, closed it, and was about to walk over to the senior sister.

"Hey, no, Gao Wu, did you transfer classes with Luan Qide today?" The senior sister cleaned up the table to make room for Gao Wu, and suddenly remembered that she saw the news in the group last night, saying that Gao Wu and Luan Qide The duty in the second half of the morning was adjusted.

"Yes."

"Then you don't have to come here, where is Wu Yong?" the senior sister asked again.

The other assistant is from the Mathematical Institute, and he has been crazily calculating various formulas all morning.

"free."

"Then come here." Senior sister said.

At 09:30, Gao Wu turned on the computer again, and there was still half an hour to get off work.

Should I go to the study room after get off work or go back to the dormitory?

Fei Ning began to draw symbols: "Let's draw the mysterious pattern of this month for the first one. Every ticket is worth cherishing." There have been [-] days of signing in, and there is a daily free draw.

"This month's mysterious pattern is very simple. I can draw it with my eyes closed. It's just a diagonal line from the lower left corner to the upper right corner..." Fei Ning started to slide from the lower left corner, and with a swipe of his hand, he drew a dot and it was over.

An R card, Tongnan flew over with his little wings.

-RRRR I fainted from laughing

-It's so simple, I can draw it with my eyes closed

-hahahahahaha or or or or or I laughed until the dogs in the neighborhood next door barked at me

-Silly, have you opened your eyes?

San Shanban was a mouthful, and Fei Ning fans would sometimes type "SS" directly, and the typed "silly" yelled fluently.

- please open your eyes

- I laughed until the teachers on the stage looked at me strangely

"This is a beautiful accident." Feining paused, "There is no miracle in one shot every day. Nothing happened. This time, it will be ten consecutive draws."

Then several people began to draw out what they had said before brushing Fei Ning, using their own words to solve their embarrassment.

- The first hand to draw symbols must be steady

- keep your hands steady?

"Is my hand unsteady? That's not what you said when I held the gun." Fei Ning went to the mall first to exchange the Gouyu into blue tickets.

- which gun?

- how did i change color automatically

-Suspicious car without evidence

- can i hold that gun

Fei Ning was talking about shooting games. When he said it, he didn't think of any yellow waste. After he finished speaking, he was reminded of a pile of yellow waste.

This bunch of hooligans.

Fei Ning was not angry either. He smiled in a low voice and asked, "Which gun are you talking about?"

The screen went hahaha again.

The second time I tried the mysterious pattern of this month, it was completed in one go, and the screen of the mobile phone entered the animation display, ugly girl, soldier, three-tailed fox, pepper picture...

"Could it be ten consecutive Rs?" Fei Ning stared at the Rs that filled the screen, and clicked his tongue.

I don't feel anything.When I first started playing this game, everything was very difficult. Fei Ning only had her first SSR at level 40. In the past two years, she was a little more excited about drawing symbols. You can still get it.

It's too bad, if you can't get it, you can still work hard... Whatever you want, you can always get it.

"Hey, it's coming!" If you draw R, it will come out directly. If it's above SR, it will vibrate. If it's SR, it will come out directly after shaking. Both SSR and SP will enter the shikigami animation after shaking. Fei Ning's phone vibrates. The screen starts to animate.

A fawn ran out.The barrage instantly "sucked".

"Little deer man..." Fei Ning recognized the little deer at a glance when it was still far away, "A question in the world: How much does little deer man love me?"

There used to be seven or eight deer men in Fei Ning's warehouse, but after they were all sorted out, they came again.

Drawing talismans is fun for a while, and it’s always fun to draw talismans. It’s probably not so fun when you can’t draw what you want.

Fei Ning spent half an hour, more than 300 draws were all empty in a blink of an eye, and he drew a bunch in a mess, and the probability kept increasing, but he didn't get any SP lights.

"It's unscientific, why is it so wrong today? This story tells us that the way of heaven is reincarnation, and all the flags set must be returned. Sister Deng, come quickly, I need you, you are the shikigami I want most." Fei Ning looked at his ticket in a hurry, and began to feel at a loss, maybe he really couldn't get it.

Although the Buddha is a Buddhist, in fact, Fei Ning feels that there is a high probability that he will still get it.

- Scumbag, you always say that every time a new shikigami comes out

"Nonsense, am I such a playful person?" Fei Ning said, "Yes, I am. Sister SP Deng is my favorite shikigami at this moment, come quickly!"

-Engetsugami (crossed out), Kidomaru (crossed out), Ungai Kyou (crossed out)...you are the shikigami I want the most

-this is Love?almost sang

"Ahhhh, I can't fail to draw, Sister Deng, come quickly." Fei Ning was still fighting against Onmyoji. Seeing that the tickets were gone and the 3 chances of up had been used up, Sister Deng still No news.All he drew were other SPs, the ones he wanted didn't come, and all the ones he didn't want came.

- Shan Bao is in a hurry

- He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry, he's in a hurry hahahahaha

Just when Fei Ning was about to spend the last one hundred gou jade, Gao Wu opened the door and came in.

After Gao Wu saw Fei Ning at the door, he was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect that there was someone in the dormitory.There is also something hanging on Fei Ning's computer.

"Good morning, why are you back suddenly?" Fei Ning was also taken aback when he heard someone open the door.

-What's wrong?

- is the roommate back

- Who is who, who is here, is Master Shan going to be exposed?

-shock!Male college students actually do this kind of thing secretly in the dormitory

The barrage army was sometimes like Sherlock Holmes, more sensitive to the slightest disturbance than Fei Ning.

"The shift has changed." Gao Wu closed the door and stood at the door to change his shoes.

-I seem to hear my little brother's voice!

-Ahhh, the sound is so nice! ! ! !

-I contracted the voice of this little brother! ! ! !

Another pile of bullet screens floated by in an instant.

Someone said.

-Do you want to ask your roommate to smoke it, maybe your roommate has better luck than you

Fei Ning also saw this barrage, thought about it, thought it made sense, pressed mute and asked: "I'm live broadcasting, do you mind?"

-It is quite now

- Did Shanbao turn off the sound again?

- stop it , shanbao , we don ' t mind hearing

- I want to hear my little brother's voice!

"I don't mind, do you need me to avoid it?" Gao Wu originally intended to come back and continue doing homework, but now it seems that he doesn't mind the other party, but he doesn't know whether Fei Ning's live broadcast doesn't mind being heard.

"It's okay." Fei Ning walked over and pulled Gao Wu to his seat, "Can you do me a favor?"

"What?" The schoolbag on Gao Wu's back was taken off by Fei Ning, and he was pulled to sit in Fei Ning's seat, seeing a bunch of barrage on his screen, "There are quite a lot of people."

"Do you mind showing your voice? I want to turn on the voice." Fei Ning put Gao Wu's schoolbag on Gao Wu's place.

"……Fine."

"Come on, come on, my most handsome, best-looking and most humane roommate will draw for me the last hair, it's not a dream to get into the soul once."

- do you want to introduce

- I don't accept this kind of introduction!

-Height and weight address, I want all the information of this man in 5 minutes

"These people are skinny, don't worry about them." Fei Ning put the phone in Gao Wu's hand, and began to teach him how to draw talismans, "Just draw talismans, draw talismans or voice, which one do you want?"

"Draw." Gao Wu held Fei Ning's mobile phone and didn't know how to operate it at all.

Fei Ning clicked on the drawing screen for Gao Wu: "You can draw anything, it has to be connected to the drawing, you have to fall in the frame at first, and then you can draw it out later, and you can just let go after drawing." Fei Ning canceled muted.

Gao Wu glanced down.

"Wait a minute." Fei Ning said again, "Which hand do you draw with?"

"Right hand." Gao Wu was puzzled.

"Then hold the phone in your left hand first," Fei Ning said.

-Shan Bao is going to be a demon again

-Pray that the scene is about to start, and that irrelevant personnel will disperse

- I want to see what Fei Ning does

After seeing Gao Wu holding the phone with one hand, Fei Ning took Gao Wu's right hand with both hands and rubbed it together a few times: "The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, gods, ghosts, and monsters will appear soon, and bless you get the SP lamp!"

Then he blew a breath on Gao Wu's hand, and Gao Wu immediately pulled his hand back.

"Let me blow some European air, that's fine, let's start!" Fei Ning smiled at Gao Wu.

-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehe

- I suspect that my roommate is looking at Shanbao with the eyes of a mentally retarded person

-Shan Bao, wake up, if you have European energy, you would have drawn it just now

Gao Wu was really speechless by the series of activities by Fei Ning. The skin that was blown just now felt alive, and each cell was showing its own sense of existence.

He raised his hand and drew a leaf.

The phone vibrated for a while, and the screen turned black. Fei Ning instantly grabbed Gao Wu's wrist.

- Metaphysics scene! ! ! !

-吸

-Depend on! ? ? ?

-? ? ? ?

Fei Ning drew more than 300 draws and got 4 SPs. Everyone just had a fun mentality to let the roommate draw amulets, but I didn't expect the roommate's little brother to really be able to get into the soul.Regardless of whether Gao Wu drew the SP Qingxing Lantern or not, this European spirit is certain.

"Ah!" Fei Ning excitedly kissed the back of Gao Wu's hand.

The summoning animation started to play, an animation that Fei Ning had never seen before. When Sister Deng's lamp appeared, Fei Ning knew that the wave was stable.

Gao Wu didn't expect Fei Ning to make such a move at all, his heart skipped a beat, and he wanted to withdraw his hand, but Fei Ning held him tightly again.

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The author says:

Kiss, kiss, kiss!

Sister SP Deng made it quite a while ago, here is the plot needs (^o^)/~

How can I fall in love with you, I am asking myself. —— Zheng Jun "Cinderella"

Another: Wu Yong = useless, Luan Qide = random, I just took the names of passers-by A, B, C, Ding~