[Hunter] Netizens who beat the enemy Hakka

Kong Po rattled his teeth for more than ten minutes between "bring the elder brother to black" and "pretend not to see", and decided to call Mi Ji.

Although Mi Ji was dragged into the blacklist of incoming calls some time ago, it seems to have been released now... Mi Ji answered the call quickly, but his attitude was a little impatient: "Hello? What's the matter? Don't dare to send those weird If you give me something, I will kill you."

"No! Hurry up and read your twitter!!" Kong Po squeaked his teeth and reminded him in panic, "Brother seems to have FO us!!"

"........."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then through the phone, Kong Pocan can almost hear the sound of Miji falling off the chair.

"What? What?! Brother signed up for Twitter?" Mi Ji exclaimed: "Is there any mistake! Isn't he not online?! Let me go and see... Fuck, it's really him!! Damn it! I'm going to blackmail him!"

"Huh? You can drag the black?" Kong Poxiang asked a little surprised: "Mi Ji, aren't you afraid that big brother will be angry?"

"You idiot! Did he tell you that the account is his?"

"That's not true."

"That's it! You and I don't know anything. That's a zombie fan who advertises, understand?"

"understood!"

After negotiating with Miji, he finally relaxed and dragged "IRUMI" into the blacklist.

Is that all right?Kong Po gritted his teeth and heaved a sigh of relief, the feeling of being stared at by his parents was really terrible.However, a few minutes later, her phone rang suddenly - as expected, the caller was an Il fan.

Has the eldest brother already found out? !Kong Po rattled his teeth and was a little shocked. Isn't this too fast?Is he tweeting all the time? !No, or it could be something else, such as his conscience finding out that he decided to return her the hunter's license... No, this kind of thing won't happen.Kong Po rings his teeth anxiously to answer the phone, and then he hears Yi Ermi's unwavering voice.

"What are you thinking about, Misha? Why did you blacklist my account?"

Eh, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

The eldest brother really wasn't easy to fool, Kong Poxiang groaned secretly in his heart, but since he had discussed it with Mi Chi, he decided to continue playing stupid: "Oh? What are you talking about, brother? What account."

"..." Yi Ermi on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then his flat voice continued: "What a headache...don't lie to me, Misha, I'll give you another chance, if you still want to lie But you will be punished, think carefully before answering my question."

"..."

Why, why does the eldest brother know that she is lying? !

"...Brother, have you ever asked Mi Ji?" After a moment of silence, Kong Po broke his teeth and asked a question that he didn't even hope for.

"Ah, of course, I have confirmed with Miji before calling you." Yi Ermi's tone was very flat: "What a lovely brother, he told me everything honestly after a little warning. "

"........."

Mi, mischievous...

Sure enough, you shouldn't have any expectations of him...

Kneeling weakly while holding the mobile phone, Kongpoxiang knelt down.

"...I'm sorry, brother, I know I was wrong."

"Oh? Do you really know it's wrong?" Yiermi's voice could not hear any emotion, with a slightly sticky drawl, as if narrating: "You guys really give me a headache, I I just want to care about what you juniors usually do online, whether you have made mistakes when I can't see it, but you want to get away by pretending to be stupid, it's not good."

"..." Kongposhangya almost burst into tears, can we still have fun together? !This is simply being stalked by her parents. She hesitated for a while, and decided to fight for the final rights for herself, trying to convince Yi Er fans: "But brother, that is my privacy... You are spying on our private life like this. It's unkind."

"Why is it private? Isn't your homepage public?" Yier fans said indifferently: "Can it be opened to those who don't know, or even don't know their identities at all, but they don't want to show it to me?"

"...But I feel like I'm being followed by my parents!" Kong Po shouted out speechlessly, she felt that she and Yi Ermi couldn't communicate with normal logic at all.However, Yi Ermi on the other end of the phone laughed dryly, "How come, I am not Misha's eldest brother, so the situation you mentioned does not exist."

"..." Kong Poxiang opened his mouth, but finally he still didn't say the sentence "Brother, you care more than my mother"...

"I'm just paying special attention to you out of concern for Misha, and you'll understand this soon." Yiermi paused, with a paranoid tone: "So will you refuse my kindness, Misha? ?”

"..." Kongpo Xiangya held the phone dully, she suddenly understood...why Mi Ji and Qi Ya are so afraid of their elder brother...

Nima, how dare she say no when she's like this!

"...Thank you, big brother, for your concern. It's because I didn't understand your feelings." What else could I say... Kong Poxiang's teeth were extremely distressed, and she could only apologize honestly, because she knew that only in this way would it be easier to get away with it...

"It's good to understand, but you are always like this again and again, no matter what you have to remind me so that you don't make mistakes, it's not good." Yiermi sighed softly: "It's me who treats you Are you too gentle? Although I care about Misha very much, if you do this again next time, I will not indulge you again."

"........."

Gentle, gentle, gentle... gentle? !Wait, Kong Po Xiangya was so shocked by his words that he completely ignored the other content... What made the elder brother have the illusion that he was gentle? !

Can we stop being so twisted...

... Anyway, as the elder brother of a netizen, Brother Yiermi really cares too much!I am not someone from their family!But I still can't say this, because the god logic of the big brother is likely to drag the matter to a worse direction...

Sigh... I don't know if she will take care of her boyfriend in the future...

In short, this conversation ended after a compromise, and Il fans specifically told her not to reply to FO himself, because he would not expose himself by speaking on the Internet. Simply put, he wanted all your secrets and dynamics. Master, and you guys don't want to know any gossip about him... When Kong Poxiangya re-clicked on Miji's homepage, she found that it was almost deleted, so she was not far behind, and started to delete her own speech records... …

Because I was afraid that Il fans would find out that she didn't dare to do anything so obvious, I deleted some speeches that might be "educated" by my elder brother, such as "Beating the enemy Hakka is so perverted, poisoning all the food, even chickens Over", "Damn sister almost pooped after eating a few meals at his house", "The name of beating the enemy's Hakka is so apt, it really is the enemy and the guests beating together!", "Tom Cruise is so handsome I want to marry QAQ" and so on, I don't know if Il fans have seen it, but it took me a whole day to delete more than 1 from my homepage Tweet...

So the rare rest day was wasted...

Then finally came the day to duel with Atobe Sayoko.

Because Kongpo Xiangya's combat performance in the Sky Arena has always been quite stable, neither outstanding nor bad, and Sayoko Atobe also played well, so the odds of winning between the two are basically the same.

The spectator seats were quite lively, Little Jackie Chia Leo Li ran to the front row to visit, and even saw the lady high-heeled clown in the hunter exam in the corner, because the publicity stunt of this battle was "End of the Century のBeautiful girls! Deathmatch chapter!", so the auditorium is almost full, but what is more strange is that in the auditorium there is also a group of fat houses wearing neat team uniforms and holding high the banner "Yajiang's life is LOVE!" They chanted the slogan "Come on, come on! Toothpaste FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT", and cheered hoarsely to the empty arena.

"Hey, it's really lively today, the contestants' personal guards are here."

The host gave a dry cough, and his voice was completely drowned out by the audience below. It seemed that the guards of Huashi Doulang, who was knocked out by Hisoka before, were not so noisy...

"Tooth sauce—!! I love you!! Please marry me——!"

"Shut up! As a member of the Guards, don't make such disturbing demands on Yachan! Yachan belongs to all of us!"

A fat man who shouted was immediately surrounded by the group of people around him, and the audience was in total chaos. Qi Ya and the others looked at the group of fat men speechlessly, and twitched, "Is that guy so popular?" It's kind of disgusting... I almost have the illusion that they are calling me!"

"Hahaha, by the way, Qi Ya is also Ya (Ah) sauce!" Xiaojie covered his stomach and laughed, and Qi Ya knocked a chestnut angrily: "You are enough!"

"Don't hit me." Xiaojie covered his head aggrievedly.However, the slogans of those people have not stopped until now, which made Leorio feel a little annoyed. He wiped his glasses, looked impatiently at the empty arena and said: "But what happened to those two people? It hasn't come out yet."

"I don't know, it's really been a long time." Xiaojie looked at the time, and logically said that 5 minutes had passed since the official opening, but the arena was still empty, and no one showed up.

The author has something to say: Frozen shoulder has flared up again after working too hard recently, and the right shoulder hurts so much QAQ

By the way, the Ant Chapter will not appear, because Sayoko Atobe felt that ants were a big threat, so she wrote to the Hunter Association to predict what would happen, so the Ant Queen was wiped out as soon as she appeared...

You can pay attention to this article!It starts after the end of the hunter, it’s not an ordinary female supporting text (don’t come to guess the story of Brother Yu, you can’t guess it!) Anyway, it’s very funny...h is a village girl who is forced to become a brave man