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"Enlightened?"

Xia Youjie was shocked to see Gojo Satoru in Yokohama.

Because of what happened two years ago, the Supernatural Secret Service Division submitted materials to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and the conjurer was judged to be "extremely dangerous."

Taking into account the particularity of Yokohama, the Ministry of Internal Affairs ordered that magicians are not allowed to enter the area under the jurisdiction of Yokohama without submitting an application.

Gojo Satoru was a little dissatisfied and said, "I haven't seen you for two years, Jie, is this your attitude?"

As he was talking, Gojo Wu raised his hand as if to hit someone, Xia Youjie smiled and didn't hide, he really should have hit him if he thought about it.

Unexpectedly, Gojo Satoru actually gave him a long-lost reunion hug: "Thanks for your hard work, Jie, and... I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention to your changes."

Xia Youjie was stunned for a long time before he laughed: "Why do you apologize? It's not Wu's fault, it's because my ideas are too fragile."

——His memory was brought back two years ago, the day after he arrived in Yokohama...

"Student Xia You.

That village is within the jurisdiction of Yokohama. "

The ending sound drifted away, Xia Youjie only felt his heart shake as if his feet were empty.

At this moment, everything became clear.

How to prevent the high-level conjurer's attempt to enter Yokohama?It's very simple, as long as there are conjurers causing |tragedies in Yokohama's jurisdiction|area!

Xia Youjie trembled like a collapse, and hurriedly retreated, his back pressed against the wall without stopping, as if he wanted to wall himself into the wall.

"Why do you look like this?" Osamu Dazai felt a little bored, sat back in the chair, propped his chin and smiled at the black-haired boy: "Student Xia You doesn't think I'm controlling everything?"

Xia Youjie didn't speak, but the emotion in his eyes silently affirmed Dazai Zhi.

"It's wrong." Osamu Dazai pouted childishly: "I wouldn't do such a boring and tiring thing. Everything is your own choice, Xia You, and I just complied with your expectations."

"Really?" Xia Youjie panted | panting, a huge and invisible fear almost engulfed him.

Osamu Dazai was amused by Xia Youjie's rhetorical question: "It is Xia You's overly fragile ideas that lead to this situation."

Seeing the rebuttal Xia Youjie was about to utter, Osamu Dazai interrupted him with a smile: "It's just a few people | scum, and your ideas are shaky. Isn't... isn't it fragile enough?"

Xia Youjie covered his trembling lips and teeth, arched his body as if he wanted to vomit, and his whole body fell into great pain. This pain was not because Dazai Osamu was wrong, on the contrary, Dazai Osamu was right. exactly……

Dazai Osamu's words sounded lightly again.

“[What should I do when my own beliefs are inconsistent with reality?] Questions like this, I’m sorry, no one will kindly tell you the answer.”

Osamu Dazai stood up and smiled at the black-haired boy who was struggling in pain: "Yokohama is very suitable for you. I hope Xia You can find the answer here one day."

Memories come to an abrupt end here.

Xia Youjie looked at Wujo Wu suspiciously and maliciously: "Speaking of which, Wujo, have you entered Yokohama to submit the application?"

He is now working in the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and if he dares to enter Yokohama without submitting an application, he will dare to destroy his friends, and he may not be able to get a day off.

Don't ask, it's special|secretary|secretary 007 who is too tormenting!

Xia Youjie said that his current philosophy is to take a vacation, there is nothing that a one-day vacation can't solve, if there is, then two days.

Although he didn't know what was going on, Gojo Satoru instinctively took out the pass and handed it over, and at the same time twitched the corner of his mouth. Why did Jie look at him like a farmer uncle celebrating a good harvest?

It just made his scalp tingle.

Xia Youjie looked at it, shook his head and sighed: "There is a pass."

There was an indescribable regret in his tone.

Gojo Satoru:? !What are you regretting? ? ?

"Wu, is there any mission for you to come to Yokohama?" Since he has a pass, Xia Youjie can only cut off the idea of ​​taking a vacation.

"Then, that..." Wu Tiaowu twitched, and Xia Youjie felt nauseous when he saw it: "So, is it okay to chase after your wife?"

Xia Youjie's eyes widened, and he asked repeatedly in shock: "Are you married? Did you quarrel with your wife? Are you sure you left home and came to Yokohama? Do you want me to help?"

Gojo Satoru continued to twitch like a little girl, and said in a low voice, "It's Tsu, Tsushima Shuji, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and I have turned 20 years old, and I came here to chase him with all the belongings of the Gojo family."

Xia Youjie: "..." He suspected that Wujo Wu had some serious illness!

"Wu You said you came to chase after Mr. Dazai? Bring all of Wujo's family?" Xia Youjie couldn't help but confirm again, seeing Wujo Wu nodded, he was speechless: "Are you serious?"

"Of course!" Wujo Gou quit, his half-exposed eyes widened: "I'll be serious, okay?! He promised me that when I grow up to an adult, I'll be my bride! Then I will bring all the belongings of the Gojo family to the Suzushima family!"

Doesn't sound like a good deal...

Xia Youjie couldn't find his mouth anymore, and struggled for a long time before he opened his mouth: "What happened two years ago?"

Gojo Satoru shook his head: "12 years ago."

Xia Youjie smiled awkwardly but not impolitely: "..." I'm sure, Wu really has some serious illness.

"You." Noticing Xia Youjie's expression, Gojo Satoru became unhappy: "Do you not believe me?"

Xia Youjie thought to himself, is this a question of whether to believe it or not?It's outrageous, isn't it—? !

"I realized that you were eight years old 12 years ago, Mr. Dazai's words..." Xia Youjie pinched the bridge of his nose and recalled: "12 years old?"

"That's right." Gojo Satoru smiled brilliantly: "At that time, he and I will be|determined|determined|together in private~!"

... so outrageous that it makes people laugh!

Xia Youjie couldn't help laughing out loud, but he barely held back, and said solemnly: "Cough, well, then Wu, how are you going to chase after Mr. Dazai?"

To be honest, he felt that Mr. Dazai was teasing Xiaodou Dingwu at that time.

"Oh, speaking of which, I've made up my mind." Gojo Satoru raised his sunglasses and said that he had already planned: "In the name of hunting down the curse master Shuji Tsushima, I will take him back and marry me."

"..."

Xia Youjie felt that he had been speechless too many times during this time, so he calmly pointed out: "Wake up, what is the relationship between Shuji Tsushima and Osamu Dazai?"

Two years was enough for him to clearly realize the horror of Mr. Dazai. Mr. Dazai used the name "Shuji Tsushima" two years ago in order to deal with a situation similar to this.

Gojo Satoru blinked dully.

Xia Youjie said again: "Besides, this is Yokohama, Wu, do you think you can catch someone in Mr. Dazai's territory?"

"Jie, help me!" Gojo Goku resolutely chose to hold his thigh without procrastinating.

Xia Youjie: "..." After two years of absence, the reunion is not a reunion among friends, but to help friends chase their wives? ? ?

Life is not easy, Xia You sighed, he took out his mobile phone and risked his life to help his friend chase his wife, but he first said: "I only want to help you ask Mr. Dazai out."

"Okay!" Gojo Satoru raised his hand and gestured.

"Mr. Dazai, you're not busy with work today, do you want to come out and get together?"

Looking at his friend's half-exposed shining eyes, Xia Youjie was speechless.

To be honest, he didn't think he could fool Mr. Dazai in this way, even if there was a "no problem" reply from the phone.

In a bar in Yokohama, Osamu Dazai, who finished his day at the detective agency, was in a good mood talking and joking with a beautiful woman while waiting for Xia Youjie.

I saw the girl who was trembling with laughter last second, but now her face was full of horror.

Osamu Dazai blinked, turned around to look, and saw Gojo Satoru, who had been away for two years, standing behind him, his eyes were sad, and his face was still as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Tsk, I knew that was the case.

Afraid of Gojo-kun, a beautiful lady who is full of evil spirits| ran away early, Osamu Dazai sighed regretfully: "Yo, Gojo-kun, I haven't seen you for two years, and if you come here, scare away the beauty who might die in love with me Miss, it's really too much."

Wutiao Wu is both unhappy and wronged, isn't his heart just a sacrifice for love?I can do it too!

Gojo Wu stepped forward, and the overbearing and unreasonable dragged the black-haired young man out, saying, "I'm 20 years old, and I've brought all the belongings of the Wujo family here. You should fulfill your promise, little one." brother~"

Taijutsu Dazai Osamu was dragged all the way, unable to break away from Gojo Satoru's hand, finally gave up out of breath and let Gojo Satoru pull him.

In the dim light, the smell of alcohol mixed in the breath of the two of them.

Lip|tongue|interacting|entangled, Wujo Satoru felt as if his mind had also been slightly intoxicated by alcohol|alcohol|alcohol, and he couldn't restrain himself, and he didn't want to restrain himself.

The long and lingering mouth could not bear to be pressed the pause button, Osamu Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, his breath sounded particularly evocative in the dimly lit room: "Gojo-kun, you mean fulfilling the promise, is that how it is?"

At this time, the clothes had already been scattered on the carpet, and the torn bandages were also thrown everywhere.

"...Yes." Gojo Satoru's movements were the same as his own, crisp and direct.

"Huh? Huhu——" Dazai Osamu's breathing was fast and urgent like a drowning person surfacing, "Please, it's just a child's words, how serious are you, Gojo-kun."

"I, Chao, Confidence, Truth." Gojo Satoru said, freeing a hand on Dazai Zhi's waist, and turned to brush Dazai Zhi's raised neck from top to bottom like a breeze.

Immediately, Osamu Dazai shrank back very quickly.

Gojo Satoru trembled uncontrollably, suppressed |panting|breathing, and buried himself in Dazai Zhi's neck, coquettishly said: "Promise, it's agreed. Besides, there won't be a better choice than me~ um~ ?”

The scorching|hot|hot|body|body was close, making Dazai Osamu's body temperature slightly cool, he gasped, the stimulation|stimulation|sensation was too strong, as if he was urging him to nod: "...Huh? Okay——"

Finally got the long-awaited response, Wujo Wu's scalp felt numb for a while.

In fact, he was not as easy as he imagined, at this moment he finally let go of the deliberately suppressed breath, eager|kiss|not to kiss those lips that will not radiate in the future.

Before falling asleep from exhaustion, Osamu Dazai could only sigh with emotion that Gojo Satoru deserved to be a mad critic.

"I'll give you whatever you like, whether it's canned crabmeat, or—such." Gojo Satoru hugged him from behind Dazai Osamu, and said domineeringly and unreasonably: "It's okay to die for love, don't look for it again." Others. Others are not as good-looking as me, nor as good as I will please|please you."

This wave is not bad, but...

Osamu Dazai thought silently, no matter what the loss is, it is impossible to go back on his word, tsk.

12 years ago--

Patriarch Gojo came to Tsushima's house holding Gojo Satoru's little hand: "I know Satoru doesn't like this kind of occasion, but today is Shuji Tsushima's 12th birthday, and it's your first time visiting Tsushima's house, at least don't act like that cold."

Gojo Satoru's immature face was filled with indifference: "Yes, father."

Since he can remember, the Tsushima family and Shuji Tsushima have been high-frequency words in his life.

This is not surprising, as the owner of the [Anti-Magic Power Art], Shuji Tsushima has been hailed as a myth since the day he was born.

It is a living legend in the entire magic world.

It is the horror nightmare of every spell user when he dreams back at midnight.

But no one can pull it off the altar.

Before Shuji Tsushima was born, this guy had nothing to do with the well-established Tsushima family; after Shuji Tsushima was born, he was no longer qualified to be hostile to him.

With a hypocritical smile on his face, and a vicious curse in his heart, he frequently let out rumors that "Shuji Tsushima is a heresy and should be eliminated".

There is nothing more pathetic than that guy.

"Wu, look over there." Patriarch Gojo called him, "That child is Shuji Tsushima."

Gojo Satoru looked in the direction his father pointed, and was stunned on the spot with just one glance.

In fact, he has imagined what kind of person Shuji Tsushima is, whether he is the same as others, with a hypocritical smile.

Dudu never thought it would be like this.

No fake laughs, no pretensions to make people laugh.

His little brother, who was four years older than him, stood there, looking at the people who came forward to congratulate him on his birthday, his beautiful iris-colored eyes were flowing, and he was completely unmoved.

Different……

"Enlightenment?" Patriarch Wutiao called him suspiciously, and then he was thrown away: "Huh? Enlightenment."

Gojo Gojo ran up to Tsushima Shuji, with a bright smile on his face that Gojo Patriarch had never seen before.

"Little brother!" Gojo Satoru imitated what a child should look like, he opened his arms and hugged Shuji Tsushima's waist, raised his head and showed a big smile: "Wow! Little brother is so beautiful! I like you so much, can you be My little bride?"

The Tsushima couple heard the words and looked at the head of the Wutiao family:? !Your son wants our son to be a little bride?Did you instigate it? !

Patriarch Wutiao was speechless, and rushed forward to pull his son off Tsushima Shuji: "Wu, that's too rude."

He meant to make Wu not so cold, but he didn't make Wu so enthusiastic!

The pretty young boy blinked his big iris-colored eyes and looked at Xiao Douding in front of him, then bent his eyes: "Okay."

The Tsushima couple: "..."

Patriarch Wutiao: "..."

Onlookers: "..." Wuhu~

"When you grow up and become an adult, I will be your little bride." Shuji Tsushima slightly possessed himself, looking at the red-faced, little hands holding the hem of his clothes, it was obviously shy little Douding: "However, you have to bring All the members of the Gojo family will join the Tsushima family."

The Tsushima couple: Our family does not lack the wealth of the Gojo family!

Five patriarchs:? !

Before Patriarch Wutiao had time to say anything, his son simply said, "Okay! My little brother will be my little bride, and I will join the Zuo Tsushima family. It's super fair!"

The young boy shook his shoulders instantly with a smile: "Well, it's really fair."