kidnap a beauty to catch a demon

What should I do if my boyfriend is targeted by a teacher who seems to be perverted?Waiting online, very urgent!

Fang Yize felt that his painting style was hopelessly broken from the time when Ji He and Xie Bin chatted without embarrassment. Know the idea of ​​Baidu.

Ji He has made his words so clear, why is Xie Bin's eyes getting more and more wrong!

Fang Yize actually wanted to make a move by himself and solve it neatly. However, in front of so many people, especially when there were a few demon-subduing masters who had a good relationship with Xie Bin, this kind of attack became difficult. It's tricky.In addition, Ji He also seemed to hope to solve the problem peacefully with a soft policy, so he could only stand still and wait aggrievedly, until he felt faintly that a large grassland was about to grow on his head.

Of course, this piece of grass was planted by someone else, and Ji He of his family was not at all happy about it!

Ji He also felt a headache, this man couldn't understand what he was saying!He and Fang Yize hadn't known each other for long at the beginning, and Fang Yize was also annoying, but it wasn't such a headache!Even flirting and stealing a kiss are full of sincerity and sincerity, which naturally makes people not annoying.

But now he has said it so clearly, I am such a worldly person, what you like and admire is the white moonlight and cinnabar mole in your impression, I have ruthlessly and cruelly broken your fantasy, and I am still alive Heart?

Ji He simply didn't care about Xie Bin anymore. No matter how bad Shao Guozhong's craftsmanship was, he still managed to cook up a big table of sumptuous dishes for the New Year's Eve dinner. He hadn't touched his chopsticks much yet, and his appetite was spoiled by Xie Bin.He raised his eyes to look at Fang Yize, and seeing Fang Yize's face that had just turned cloudy and sunny, he couldn't help poking Fang Yize's shoulder and arm, and said casually: "I want to Eat shrimp."

Fang Yize was stunned for a moment. If it was as usual, Ji He would not have been asked to help him with things he could do by himself. In this case, he would say so, there is no need to run away from the demonstration!Oath of sovereignty, it must be there!Thinking about it this way, Fang Yize laughed so much that his whole body was refreshed. He picked up several shrimps and put them on the plate, then peeled them carefully. Then he picked up the white and clean shrimp meat and handed it to Ji He's mouth. He smiled and said, "Come on, open your mouth."

Ji He didn't care whether it was in public or not, he reached out and pressed Fang Yize's wrist, moved forward, bit the shrimp in this position, and bit Fang Yize's fingertips by the way. After a moment, he turned his head away.

Fang Yize pinched the fingertip that was bitten by Ji He just now, and he couldn't express the pain. When he turned to look at Xie Bin, he had to show a look on his face, "Daughter-in-law loves me very much, she flirts with me every day, it's really hurt." The helplessness of "I can't" comes sweetly.Ji He didn't tease him just now, he was really angry, biting hard enough, with the intention of venting his anger in it!

However, in the eyes of outsiders, the behavior of the two people just now is undoubtedly annoying. The naked/naked/naked dog abuse, someone has long noticed the unusualness of this table, and of course they are more curious about it. Seeing this scene, there were screams and boos everywhere, and some people even yelled directly: "I'm so flirtatious, I might as well give it a kiss!"

"..." Elder He turned a blind eye to the previous scene, and now he can no longer hold it, coughing heavily, as if he just discovered the abnormality here, "Guozhong made such a table. It’s a pity if you don’t eat the food! Old Xie, you’ve also finished your toast, my old man accepts this love, and the reminiscence is almost done, why don’t you go back?”

Xie Bin seemed to have just woken up from the ambiguous situation he saw with his own eyes. He let out a "huh" when he woke up from a big dream, got up hesitantly, and went to his original seat.

Fang Yize raised his hand and suppressed the high-pitched booing, and said with a half-smile: "Stop booing, what's there to see? If you have a date, go find your date, and if you don't have a date, just make do with it." Success, my ten thousand years of single dog finally got out of the singles, you are all ready to make a red envelope!"

During the holidays, getting married and having children, these are all necessary social activities for spreading money. As soon as Fang Yize said his words, the banquet hall booed immediately, and they all scolded Fang Yize for his shamelessness. Come--

"Brother Fang, where are you like you, and you still have to charge for a relationship?"

"Love is a thing that easily loses people's IQ. I have to wait for Master Fang Dajiang to make a mistake, so I can get over it!"

"I broke up a few days ago, happy breakup, wish me happiness, do you have to give me red envelopes too?"

"I didn't get the certificate again, it doesn't count! It doesn't count!"

Seeing that the topic in the banquet hall had successfully changed from "kissing one" to "the more the red envelope is, the more expensive it is", Fang Yize finally got some free time, and began to seriously have the New Year's Eve dinner with Ji He and watch the Spring Festival Gala.

Using the cover of the tablecloth, Fang Yize quietly reached out and clasped Ji He's hand. The two of them clasped their fingers together. In the noisy and lively environment, they finally felt the atmosphere that should be in the New Year.

What happened just now was like an unharmonious episode. After the broadcast, it should be a concerto with harmonious rhythm.

Eat, watch the Spring Festival Gala, watch the new year, and light thousands or even tens of thousands of firecrackers where conditions permit, to celebrate the real arrival of the new year lively. process.Rao is a place like the Ninth Office of National Security, where monsters, monsters, and strange people are everywhere.

The end of the Spring Festival Gala was meaningless. The demon-subduing masters were not interested in the magic and acrobatics they were performing. If they really wanted to show their skills, it would be several times better than these empty-handed ones. What is a bowl of dumplings?We can also turn into a monster for you!

So the only thing worth waiting for this group of people is Shou Sui.

At the Spring Festival Gala, the countdown of the host finally reached "3, 2, 1", and the zero hour of the new day finally came.

The coldness of the night will go away, and the dawn will be new in the new year.It's another new year.

He Lao stood up, tapped the back of his hand lightly with his fingers, and thousands of fireworks outside the banquet hall bloomed in an instant, embellishing the entire night sky as brightly and brightly as day. The big bronze bell that rang once a year also swayed slowly as He Lao tapped the back of his hand.

"Boom-boom-boom--" The three bells that rang in succession seemed to have pierced through the eaves of the houses, and fell clearly on the eardrums of everyone in the banquet hall.

Distant, yet solemn, like Huang Zhong Dalu.

"Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!"

All kinds of New Year's greetings sounded in the banquet hall one after another. Everyone laughed and wished each other, as if they didn't understand the world, and sincerely and unreservedly loved the brilliant children in this world.

Almost at the same time as the bell rang, Fang Yize quickly pulled Ji He to hide at the corner of the banquet hall. Bright and festive lights passed gently behind them, like countless star sand scattered in the ancient Milky Way. Fang Yize Yize listened attentively to the ringing of the bell, and then it fell. Just before the final ringing of the bell, he supported Ji He's shoulder and kissed him tenderly. Although his voice was soft, there was a hint of a faint smile: "Ji He He, baby, my little Phoenix, happy new year!"

Ji He bent his eyes, slightly raised the corner of his mouth, and before Fang Yize actually kissed him, he responded softly: "Yize, Fang Er Shao, my brother Suzaku, happy new year!"

The bell fell, and the lingering sound curled up, as distant as a breeze blowing through the treetops just now.

The lips of the two touched each other, just sticking, without any further movement, but it was like honey that melted in the warm summer, and there was a touch of indescribable but unignorable feeling in their hearts. sweet.

A new day, a new year has finally arrived.

A large group of demon subduing masters stayed up almost all night, and finally laughed and made trouble for almost the whole night, and they dispersed one after another in the early morning.There was a rare bustle at the entrance of the usually quiet courtyard. Some people came by car, and some came on foot. A layer of harmonious and beautiful filter is added, and they all go to the new day for long live friendship and long live love.

Fang Yize and Ji He didn't mess around with them. After the New Year's bell rang, Fang Yize quietly took Ji He to a few guest rooms in the courtyard that provided temporary accommodation for demon subduing masters. There was a feeling of exhaustion just after the New Year's Eve, but they couldn't bear to sleep. They hugged each other and talked meaningless small things for a long time. When the noise in front finally died down, they fell asleep in a daze.

However, the first day of the new year is doomed not to sleep well, the night has not yet receded, and both of them felt that it hadn't been long since they closed their eyes. Fang Yize and Ji He seemed to remember something that must be done, and they agreed woke up.

"..." The two looked at each other face to face for a long time, and finally couldn't help laughing together.

Fang Yize grabbed the phone next to the pillow and glanced at it, then turned over and flattened himself on the bed, rubbing his eyes in pain: "It's just after five o'clock. The yin energy in the early morning is heavy, and the yang energy is weak. What a perfect time to visit Yinsi!"

Ji He was a little bit better than Fang Yize, probably because he slept too long the first day, but now his thoughts are quite clear, and he sighed silently: "Let's go, go and make trouble for the people in the underworld, the New Year's Eve One, it can’t be too leisurely, can it?”

Fang Yize seldom wanted to stay in bed, groaning and not wanting to get up, and finally took the pillow to cover his head, and wailed in pain: "On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the ghost messengers go to collect free money to drink Meng Po for a year. Let’s make jujube tea once, there must be no one, let’s go tomorrow!”

Ji He leaned over funny and helpless, took away Fang Yizemeng's pillow on his head, pinched the center of his frowning brows lightly, and said with a calm smile: "Get up quickly, and take your brows by the way." Loosen it, no matter how wrinkled it is, it will become a little old man!"

Fang Yize closed his eyes and stretched out his hand to grab Ji He's hand. He pressed it to his face, and said in a daze, "Give me a benefit, and get up when I'm done! The little old man wants to kiss, so give it to me." .”

Ji He looked at Fang Yize quite speechlessly, is this guy still living and falling back?However, he had never seen Fang Yize at this moment, and Ji He felt an unstoppable itch in his heart. He leaned down and kissed Fang Yize's frowning brows. The heat from the room splashed on Fang Yize's face, Fang Yize's eyebrows moved, but his eyes did not open: "I'm not close enough, I can't unlock the advanced skill of 'opening eyes'."

Ji He simply saved up enough patience to play the "getting up game" with him, and stretched out his hand to pinch the tip of Fang Yize's nose with a smile, and joked, "How about this? Is it enough?" As he said, Ji He moved closer After a while, just like how Fang Yize had kissed his eyelids countless times, his warm lips lightly landed on Fang Yize's eyelids, touched them like a superficial touch, and moved away immediately.

Fang Yize felt that he was patient enough, but Ji He's flirtatiousness was so surprising that he almost couldn't help it, held back a bit, and then pretended to be reserved and said: "It's almost there, one more, I think I can skip it." 'Open your eyes' and directly unlock the most advanced skill of 'getting up'!"

It's not over yet?The more Ji He saw Fang Yize like this, the more unspeakable joy he felt in his heart, as if he was usually seduced and suddenly became seductive. This feeling was novel but exciting, which disturbed his mood. As if being blown by the warm spring breeze, even when there is no peace, even he can't help but think, as the one above, it should... be quite comfortable, right?

Ji He settled down, didn't think about it any more, and continued to work on the "getting up game". This time, he didn't touch the water at all, and leaned down, lightly bit Fang Yize's earlobe, and stuck out the tip of his tongue, He licked along the pinna carefully, then moved his lips slowly, brushed Fang Yize's cheek, and landed on his lips, and deliberately lowered his voice, at the same moment when his lips touched, almost He called out in a low voice: "Yize, brother Suzaku..."

Ji He seemed to be self-taught, the methods he used were not uncommon, but when he made them, there was a different kind of provocative, Fang Yize's breath was suffocated, and he couldn't bear it anymore, if he continued like this Going on, he probably had to give himself the first confession before Ji He had cleared the "Wake Up Game". The gates of the city were wide open and he surrendered directly!

Fang Yize stretched out his ape arms, rolled over with his arms around Ji He, and pushed him under him. He looked at him with heavy eyes, and the corners of his lips curved into a smile that was not a smile: "Baby, the recent sultry Kungfu is very good at it!"

Ji He looked at him with a pair of peach blossom eyes, and his eyes were full of smiles, "It seems that I have successfully passed the level on the 'Get Up Game'?"

Isn't this nonsense!Fang Yize gritted his teeth silently, stretched out his hand and flicked Ji He's nose lightly, did not dare to tease him any more, turned over again, and spread out on the bed unrequitedly, sighed a long time: " You've cleared the 'Wake Up Game', but I fell, and gave away all the hard-earned mountains and rivers, the city was lost, and the evening festival was lost, it's really sad!"

They have already successfully woken up people. Although the process was a bit indescribable, Ji He still felt a sense of accomplishment for no reason. He didn't bother to talk to Fang Yize any more, so he got up and got out of bed, and said casually: "There is such a thing. Didn’t the time to talk nonsense reach Huangquan Road long ago! Get up quickly.”

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, early in the morning, he casually mentioned Huangquan Road to others, and Fang Yize suddenly felt that it was very dark, but when he thought about it carefully, it was Huangquan Road!There is nothing wrong with it!

##### I really am a hot chicken writer who likes to write literary and anti-flirtatious things... what?Update tomorrow?Oh, it's a sure day trip to the underworld!