The plants on the table are always moving
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, Don't worry about it at night, there is a bus directly to our school at Xingtan Station, you take me to the bus station, and then take a taxi back by yourself. "
When sleeping at night, Chen Yuyuan set three alarm clocks for his mobile phone. At 789 o'clock the next day, he was woken up by his sister. It should be possible to wake him up with a sound, so in case he changes again Go back to the plant, and the alarm clock will wake him up.
It's so witty!
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☆、4、Become human
When Chen Yuyuan was woken up by the phone ringing the next day, he woke up almost immediately.
The surrounding environment is familiar, and he is still in his own home, with hands and feet not grown into plants. Chen Yuyuan heaved a sigh of relief, and fell back on the bed to look at the ceiling, but he couldn't fall asleep no matter what.I took the mobile phone by the bedside, and checked today's news and headlines in the entertainment circle. It was nothing more than which celebrity was rumored, which celebrity was suspected of domestic violence, and which celebrity was old enough to abandon his husband and son to fool around with his first love And kids and stuff.
They were all unnutritious things. Chen Yuyuan spent a long time scrolling boredly, and felt his eyelids fighting. Just when he was drowsy, a call came in from his mobile phone.
It was his manager Li Xiao who called. As Hai Yi is a relatively senior person, Li Xiao has a lot of stars under him, ranging from famous to unknown like Chen Yuyuan. Even recently She is a very popular actress who has become a new generation of queens in the entertainment industry, and she is also a member of Li Xiao's subordinates.
"Hello, Miss Li."
"Well, Yu Yuan, get ready, a car will pick you up downstairs in 20 minutes and pick you up for an audition."
"Audit?" Chen Yuyuan was very surprised, "What kind of mirror?"
He has reached such a point that he still has the opportunity to audition, isn't it pie in the sky.
"Do you still remember that last year a novel author was very optimistic about your results and was forcibly replaced? This drama belongs to her best friend. It is said that it is a fairy tale novel that was very popular in Jinhe. There is a character in it, which is the one from last year. The author strongly recommends it to the current author, saying that it is quite suitable for you, and I want you to try it.”
Jinhe Chen Yuyuan has heard that many modern romantic dramas, youth dramas, Gongdouju, etc. are based on the novels there. I didn't expect him to be so popular as an author. I was lucky enough to meet one last year, and I will come again this year.
"I haven't even read the script..." I don't even know who the person who is going to audition is, how to try.
"I have already sent the script to your mailbox. You can watch it on the way. You are playing the role of a fine grass named Mu Qing. You don't have many roles, but your character is twisted and difficult to grasp. Take a good look on your way there." The script, although it's just a supporting role that doesn't even count as the male third, but this role is quite controversial, I hope you can win it."
The fine grass becomes the fine grass.
Chen Yuyuan's mind was endlessly repeating these four words.
Fine grass!
Damn it, is it him? Didn't he become a grass recently, and was ripped off on He Junyang's desk for two days? It's just a nightmare, isn't it!
"Chen Yuyuan, are you listening to me?" Sensing Chen Yuyuan's distraction, Li Xiao raised his voice and asked.
"Yes, Sister Li, for this drama, I..." I didn't want to go, but he didn't dare to say it, he was afraid that Li Xiao would kill him.
"You don't feel sure about taking it down?" Li Xiao smiled lowly, "It's okay, since you are highly recommended by the author's friend, there must be a reason for her recommendation, you should try it first, don't be so unconfident in yourself, you are also an X-ray graduated."
"No..." Chen Yuyuan was in a hurry, he finally changed back, what if he went to act as a grass and then changed back, what would happen if He Junyang pulled the leaves? Thinking of that pervert, Chen Yuyuan felt his scalp hurt .
"It's nothing right, hurry up and get ready, don't embarrass me, can you find the way?"
"I can't find it," Chen Yuyuan replied almost immediately, "Maybe I couldn't find it when I got to the door."
"...Wait a minute," Li Xiao seemed to be talking to someone, and after a while, he said to Chen Yuyuan, "Okay my little ancestor, I'll wait for you at the audition, you Get ready now, the car is about to arrive downstairs, so let's do this first, hang up."
Chen Yuyuan really wanted to say, Sister Li, that you don't have to take time out of your busy schedule to waste time for mediots like me. If I can't find my way, I don't want this role anymore. The phone has already been hung up.
Chen Yuyuan threw his phone on the bed wanting to cry, but is there still time for him to pretend to be sick?
However, it was a great honor for Li Xiao to go out to accompany him in person, no matter how reluctant he was, he would not dare to let Li Xiao's pigeons go, otherwise it was guaranteed that he would not be able to eat and walk around.
I tidied myself hastily, and I didn't know what type of character that character was, so I couldn't wear suitable clothes for the character. I only wore clothes that were more popular and suitable for various occasions, and went out.
When she arrived at the audition place, Li Xiao was already there. Her usual attire was biased toward working women, wearing a black suit and high heels. Although she was nearly 40 years old, the years had not left anything on her face. Feng Shuang said that she was 30 years old and absolutely no one would doubt it.
"Have you read the script?" Li Xiao asked when Chen Yuyuan got out of the car.
"Look at it roughly." I dare not not look at it.
"Well, how do you feel about this role?"
"pretty good."
Chen Yuyuan actually liked that character quite a bit. Although he was only a male supporting actor who wasn't even a third male lead, it can be seen from the script that the author actually took great care in portraying this character.
In the book, he is a grass cultivating in the mortal world, which coincides with a drought and almost withers to death. Then, the family of the hostess who has been in the mortal world is starved to death because of the drought and no crops. Clean the roots so that it can survive.
Later, after he practiced human form, he did not enter the righteous way, but fell into the devil's way. He specialized in a kind of business, which was to collect the defects of the three worlds, immortals and monsters. He used these defects to do various businesses and sold them to the enemies of the other party. , opponents, etc., without any principles, the purpose is to destroy the balance of the Three Realms, and the whole Three Realms was made into a mess by him. The defect is the weakness of every fairy, demon, and many fairies of the righteous way died because of this.
Xiandao decided to eradicate this person.
The heroine is entrusted with a heavy responsibility.
Naturally, there will be a series of fights and killings afterwards, because it is not an important role, so there is no special description, but at the end, Mu Qing, who could have easily defeated the heroine by taking advantage of the heroine's weakness, is at the most critical Shi Shi took all the spells to repay her tears and was beaten back to her original shape.
The ending of the character is that his original form fell back to the world, and he was exposed to the sun and died due to lack of water in the desolate desert.The shaping of this person is somewhat borrowed from the allusion of returning favor with tears in the Dream of the Red Chamber, and it can be regarded as a character that runs through the main line, because he will always bring the most critical information to the heroine when she is at a loss and encounters difficulties.
On the one hand, he does all the bad things, and on the other hand, he helps the righteous heroine. He swears to the death not to sell his defects to the so-called righteous people, but time and time again because the heroine breaks his principles, it is a combination of contradictions. He is a good guy with a tragic ending, but he believes that judging from the author's portrayal of this role, this role is absolutely important. If he is selected to play well, it may be his early days.
But Thomas is grass.
Thinking of this matter, Chen Yuyuan was very uncomfortable. He didn't want to play this grass at all, especially after he just transformed from grass.
"So you are sure? This is a rare opportunity, work harder."
Li Xiao patted Chen Yuyuan on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement. When the two were walking inside, they saw a group of people walking in not far away. They were all in suits and leather shoes. If they wore sunglasses, they could be compared to the underworld. up.
This is not the point.
The point is that Mao he saw that among the group of people surrounded by left and right, they looked so much like He Junyang!
"Don't rub your eyes, that's Mr. He." Li Xiao told him kindly.
"He, he, he, he will be here anyway." Seeing He Junyang at this moment, Chen Yuyuan almost wanted to run away.
"I forgot to tell you that the original author of this novel is Mr. He's cousin, and this drama was also cast by Mr. He. Today is also the audition for the male and female protagonists. Mr. He is probably looking at his cousin's face. Come and walk around."
What?
"So why am I still here for the interview?" Isn't this self-inflicted humiliation.
"Don't worry, you're just a male supporting role who can't even be considered the third male lead. Mr. He won't care about it, and as long as the original author thinks you are good, even if Mr. He really doesn't like you, he can't do anything about it."
He was not afraid of not being selected, but he was afraid of what would happen if he met He Junyang and turned into a plant again.
"Don't procrastinate, go in and read the script first, which part you want to try." Regardless of Chen Yuyuan's tragic expression, Li Xiaoke walked inside on high heels, and Chen Yuyuan could only follow.
With complicated emotions, he followed Li Xiao into the backstage, and the receptionist showed him the script of today's audition. It was when Mu Qing went through thousands of years to find the heroine to confess his love, and heard that the woman he admired for thousands of years already had someone he liked. scenario.
Hearing the heroine say that her heart belongs to her, she felt sad and hopeless after waiting for thousands of years to find that the other party has already become someone else's pillow.
In the words of the original author, he exudes a violent aura that wants to destroy the world, and he is afraid of scaring the heroine, so he can only hold back the anger that is about to erupt in his heart all the time, and turns it into a sad smile: "I won't Bless you, one day, I will get everything I want, including you!"
Simply infatuated.
It's just that Chen Yuyuan was holding the script, and he wasn't in the mood for the plot at all. It was a grass and He Junyang cast the film, so he really wasn't in the mood to act.
"Think about how to act. I have something to go back to the company. When you really can't find the way back, call me. I will find someone to pick you up." Li Xiao sent him to the audition place, and Ready to go back.
"Sister Li, I..."
"Don't you, me, me, try hard, if you can't get this show, I have to think about your future."
Li Xiao's fluffy words hit Chen Yuyuan's deathbed, this is simply a threat from Chi Guoguo!
Chen Yuyuan continued to read while holding the notebook in his hands.
Closing his eyes and imagining the character, starting from the character of the character, he roughly sketched Mu Qing's movements and postures, combined with the scene to be auditioned later, Chen Yuyuan quickly got a bottom line in his mind.The audition here hasn't started yet, there are still two or three people waiting in front of him, it shouldn't be his turn so soon, he was a little restless, put his notebook on the seat, got up and walked out.
After settling the major issues in life, Chen Yuyuan felt a lot more relaxed. When he came out of the bathroom, he was almost scared back by the person who was washing his hands on the sink.
He would be here anyway.
The so-called Yuanjia Road is narrow, these four characters are probably written like this. Chen Yuyuan held his beating heart, didn't even wash his hands, and hurried out with his head down.
He Junyang, who was drying his hands after washing his hands, happened to see him just outside, and this young man who didn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom looked familiar.
It's probably a star, who often appears on TV, it will inevitably look familiar, Boss He didn't pay much attention.
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☆, 5. Become a plant
"I will not bless you, one day, I will get everything I want, including you!"
There was a desolate smile on the corner of Chen Yuyuan's mouth, but his body couldn't stop shaking, his fists were tightly clenched, as if he was deliberately enduring something, the shadow that couldn't be concealed on his face gave people a feeling that he was about to explode at any time.
"My performance is over, thank you everyone." Almost instantly, Chen Yuyuan's breath subsided, as if the person just now was not himself, and being able to retract freely is the quality every actor needs to possess.
"Not bad!" said a Qingyue female voice, "The expression is very good. The Mu Qing in the book is a very poignant and beautiful man. You have that kind of charm. Director Zhao, what do you think?"
Lin Yuyuan: ...
Can he take this as a compliment, but he doesn't have a poignant charm, he is obviously a sunny and handsome actor!Walking has always been biased towards a fresh route, who is this, with such an unprofessional vision!
"Well, it's good."
Director Zhao is one of the assistant directors of this show. He came to interview the role of Mu Qing, and he has already wiped out several of them. When this person was supposed to be in the scene of the hero and heroine, the author of the original book, whose pen name is Qing Wanzhe Appeared suddenly, watched the whole show intently, and made comments.
"Then decide him, what does Director Zhao think?"
Originally, the author had no right to intervene in the selection of actors, but Qing Wan was bigger than the other authors. Besides, this role was not very important. How could Director Zhao take her mind to offend others, and this young man in front of him was really very That's right, it's much better than the previous interviews, but the acting skills are a bit deliberate and lack training.
But think about it again, such an insignificant and villainous role, there will not be many high-quality stars to interview, maybe this one is the best.
"Well, there's no need for an interview later on, just him."
Although he doesn't like this role very much, the sense of pride that arises spontaneously after taking the role is still very strong. Chen Yuyuan bowed again: "Thank you director, thank you..."
Chen Yuyuan paused, he didn't know this young beauty who looked very young.
"My name is Qingwan." The little beauty introduced herself with a smile and said her pen name.
The author of the original book, Chen Yuyuan did not expect the author of the original book to be so young and beautiful. No wonder he would say that he has a poignant charm. He is not a professional.
Walking out of the audition, Chen Yuyuan was both excited and sad. The excited one was that he could continue acting, but the sad one was that he was playing a grass.
He really doesn't want to play a grass!
"Mr. Chen, congratulations." When Chen Yuyuan was about to make a phone call to tell Li Xiao the result, he saw Qing Wan coming out with him. The beauty with temperament is beautiful no matter how you look at it. At this moment, Qing Wan who is smiling like a flower makes him slightly blush Face.
After all, he is still a 22-year-old youth.
"Thank you," Chen Yuyuan thanked politely, "I also want to thank Miss Qing Wan for showing her love."
"Haha, you don't have to be so polite," Qing Wan brushed her hair on her forehead, "I also listened to Piao Piao's recommendation, saying that you are very suitable for this role, and it turned out that you were recommended by my best friend, which is very suitable for me , Piao Piao complained several times in front of me about replacing you."
Chen Yuyuan smiled shyly, and when she was about to answer the conversation, Qing Wan looked at the front and her eyes lit up, "Cousin!"
Chen Yuyuan froze in place immediately.
"Wait for me." Qing Wan and Chen Yuyuan said something, and walked towards He Junyang's direction. Chen Yuyuan saw Qing Wan holding her cousin's wrist affectionately and coquettishly, and vaguely heard her saying that she would introduce a very satisfied man. The actor recognized him, and ran away without thinking.
Forgive him for being unrestrained all his life, just seeing He Junyang.
Even though Chen Yuyuan knew that this kind of behavior was very low and tasteless, and would make Qing Wan who appreciated him so much unhappy, and even replace him, but these were not what Chen Yuyuan considered, and he ran away completely reflexively.
Li Xiao was very satisfied when he heard that he had won the role, so he asked him to read the script carefully and think about the role. The role is very popular, and it may become a highlight in the play if it is played well.
The premise is to act out that kind of temperament.
Because he was relatively free, Chen Yuyuan decided to read the original novel and think about the characters carefully, so he downloaded the novel to read it, but found that the boring subject matter and style were not his taste. Fell asleep.
"Tell me what you guys are doing. After a month of making something like this, do you really think I can't teach people?"
While half asleep and half awake, Chen Yuyuan was woken up by a sound of reprimands. That not-so-familiar tone made Chen Yuyuan so excited that he lost all drowsiness.
A fairly familiar environment, a very familiar table, and a sense of restraint with no hands or feet that is all too familiar.
Sure enough, it turned back into a plant.
Chen Yuyuan's heart almost collapsed, so, what is the trigger point for this to become a plant?
"Take it back and do it again!" A document slammed heavily on Chen Yuyuan's side, and Chen Yuyuan was startled, really shocked, because he jumped up with a degree visible to the naked eye.
Two people in the office: …
Chen Yuyuan: ...
"Well, Uncle...Mr. He, don't be angry. I'll go back and do it again, and I will definitely produce a result that satisfies you." The person who was scolded thought that his boss was extremely angry, and threw a The file actually jumped so high even the potted plants on the table were shaken.
He Junyang rubbed the center of his brows, and said slowly: "Xuyang, since you are doing things with me, show the attitude of doing things, learn from your brother when you have time, don't hang around all day, otherwise you will always be just He can be a rich kid with no education or skills."
"Got it, uncle."
He Junyang shook his head, his little nephew was born to be lazy, ignorant, and wandered around with those cronies every day, eating and drinking, making his sister half dead, but his brother-in-law passed away early, and Wang Xuzhi had a soft temper, so he didn't care. Seeing him, his sister threw him to He Junyang's company, wanting to hone his skills.
As a result, the case of the first project was messed up by him, and it looked like it was rushed out of work. Fortunately, he had studied abroad. His company just caught an employee and made it out of this level.
"Don't play with me, if you make some messy things to fool me, you can figure it out."
"it is good."
"Also, if the personnel department receives complaints about you skipping work, watching movies while going to work, or disturbing other people's work, I will ask someone to set up a desk by my side, and you can move to my office to work together." He Junyang This nephew is almost a headache to death. He has only been in the company for a month, and the number of complaints against him has broken the table.
"Yes!" Wang Xuyang's face changed when he heard that he was coming to his uncle's office to work. He might as well die if he works here.
"Alright, let's go to work."
Wang Xuyang ran away as if fleeing, and Chen Yuyuan just realized from the shock of being frightened just now, seeing that the person named Xuyang was trained like a grandson, his delicate face was red and white, thinking about this The old bastard's training is horrible.I'm glad I didn't get caught by him, if something goes wrong, I don't know how to scold myself.
So what should he do now, he really doesn't want to be pulled by the leaves here anymore, now his feelings are completely integrated with the plants, he can feel the comfort and joy brought by the sun and water, and he can also feel He Junyang pulling him The piercing pain when leaves.
How about letting He Junyang know that this bonsai has an IQ...
But with He Junyang's personality, what would he do, throw him directly to the Institute of Botany?Or just uproot it and throw it down from the 35th floor?
Either setting made Chen Yuyuan shudder, especially the first one. Didn't he leave the tiger's den and enter the wolf's den? Treat it as an alien object for people all over the world to watch.
It's scary to think about.
Forget it or bear with it, wait until the next time you change and go back to the Internet to check if there are similar incidents or find a master who understands this aspect.
After Wang Xuyang left, He Junyang sat on a chair and rubbed the center of his brows, looking very tired. From Chen Yuyuan's perspective, he could see He Junyang's undisguised tiredness and the bruises at the corners of his eyes due to not resting for a long time. It means that even a powerful and powerful person like He Junyang will sometimes feel helpless and tired.
So when people live in this world, there is no one who goes smoothly.
He Junyang flipped through the drawer, took out a pack of cigarettes, took out one, put it in his mouth and lit it, the white air he exhaled hit Chen Yuyuan, Chen Yuyuan felt that the leaves all over his body were blown up by the smell of smoke .
He only felt that his whole body was hot from inhaling the smoke-flavored gas. That feeling was worse than being pulled from a leaf or breaking a root. When He Junyang spit out the second white smoke, Chen Yuyuan was almost conditioned Reflexively hid behind He Junyang's computer.
He Junyang:......
Chen Yuyuan: ...
Chen Yuyuan should be finished, and He Junyang should be dazzled. Even if the plant really moved, it would be the same as a stack of books suddenly falling down by itself. No one would wonder why it fell down, only the way it was placed wrong.
So He Junyang didn't care about it, and Chen Yuyuan didn't know whether to cheer or spread his hands - probably no one would believe that a plant was actually possessed by a human soul.
He Junyang continued to smoke, and the smoke quickly permeated the whole air. He was so smoked that he felt that all the cells in his body were protesting, clamoring to leave this land of right and wrong. Chen Yuyuan didn't know that the body of this plant would be so sensitive, but look When He Junyang is about to run out, think about it and bear with it.
Sure enough, He Junyang finished the one in his hand very quickly, turned on the computer for a while, and then took out the second one and started smoking.
At this moment, the smoke from the first cigarette has not dissipated.
When the strong smell of smoke hit his face again, Chen Yuyuan finally couldn't bear it any longer. In front of He Junyang, he jumped to the window, breathing in the fresh air outside, um, it was fresh carbon dioxide.
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☆, 6. Become a plant
And He Junyang was completely shocked.
He has lived for more than [-] years, and he can be said to have experienced all kinds of storms and waves. He climbed up from the bottom to his current position of power, and even experienced life and death, but he never thought that his life You will see such a strange scene.
A potted plant for him to tear jumped from the desk to the window a few meters away under his nose.
He didn't think it was a prank.
The modern society is so developed that nothing can be made. It is actually quite normal for a potted plant to move. No one would be so bored or have the guts to tamper with his potted plant just for pranks.
But he doesn't think this potted plant has an explosion or other kind of chemical attack. After all, with his current status, safety is definitely the first priority. Everything coming in and out of his side will definitely be inspected. If something dangerous came in, he would be in vain for He Junyang.
Therefore, there are two possibilities for the value of this potted plant, one is a physical attack, and the other is to steal business secrets.
He Junyang was very calm on the surface. He didn't think how flexible a pot of flowers could kill him. He pressed the alarm under the desk calmly, and all his bodyguards who were dedicated to protecting him would show up in less than a minute. in his office.
Chen Yuyuan, who had breathed enough fresh carbon dioxide by the window, found that He Junyang was unresponsive.
Yes, there is no response.
Shouldn't he jump up in fright and call himself "Damn" and run out of the office, or call someone? Why is he still sitting so calmly on the office chair, smoking his cigarette, and staring at him without even changing his expression.
Or was he actually so frightened that he was paralyzed on the chair and couldn't even stand up?
But he doesn't look like that, shit, he, he, he, he is not human, why can he be so calm in the face of such a weird thing, if you want to kill him, hurry up and say something.
Chen Yuyuan couldn't help but burst into tears, it's so embarrassing, this waiting time for the verdict is the most difficult.
But Chen Yuyuan couldn't cry soon, because he saw five burly men walking in from outside.
"Grab him." He Junyang pointed to Chen Yuyuan, and ordered lightly.
The five big men glanced at each other strangely.
The boss's word is an order.
Yes, Xiao Wu is on.
The five people briefly exchanged eye contact, and one of the burly men stood up and was about to bend down to pick up Chen Yuyuan, when Chen Yuyuan, who had been prepared for a long time, rushed aside with a "whoosh".
Little Five: ...
Ma Ma is so scary and haunted.
Seeing this situation, the other four people were all taken aback for a moment. They seemed to have seen something extraordinary. They actually saw a potted plant moving, let alone moving. Why is it so smart that it knows that others are grabbing it!
Knowing that they underestimated the enemy, the four rolled up their sleeves and went up together. Five people and one flower pot started a game of catch and hide.
He Junyang looked at the flower pot with a complicated expression, avoiding the attack of his bodyguards as if his eyes were swollen. Because he was in the office, it was easy to damage or mess things up. Go to places that big men dare not touch.
It's not like a cat or a dog running around when frightened, he will even jump on the bookshelf and push the books down to block the paws of the big men like him!
Even if there are many strange things in modern society, such a smart flower pot cannot be made. He doesn't think anyone is so capable and can control the movement of this flower pot with such dexterity from thousands of miles away.
At the beginning, Chen Yuyuan was able to meet the five big guys with ease, but later he found out that he couldn't, because! ! ! !he is tired.
Fuck, who will tell him why a plant is also tired!
So when he was exhausted, he was unfortunately caught by a big man. Under He Junyang's command, the big men found a rope from nowhere, wrapped him like a rice dumpling, tied a dead knot, and tied the other end of the rope. One end tied to the leg of the... end table.
Same as leashing a dog...
Chen Yuyuan felt that he had received a great humiliation, so he struggled hard, but the table made of pear blossom wood did not move at all.
Hey, I'm not a bad person, let alone a dog, let me go.
Chen Yuyuan was crying in his heart.
"Go down first, no one is allowed to say what happened today."
"Yes." The five big men roared in unison, and then walked out steadily.
He Junyang called and asked Secretary Xiao not to bother him this morning. Secretary Xiao was shocked when he saw five bodyguard brothers entering He Junyang's office just now. These big brothers would never show up unless they had to. The things that happened, especially the noise inside came in through such a sound-proof door, she was so anxious, but she didn't dare to go in without He Junyang's order outside.
Later, when she saw those big brothers left unscathed, she was relieved, and she didn't dare to ask what happened. After hearing He Junyang's order, she simply moved a stool and sat at the door of He Junyang's office. one.
He Junyang sat on the sofa next to the tea table, took a pot of water slowly, put it on the tea table to boil, the people in the pot were heated by the sudden temperature, and made a "puff puff puff" sound.Chen Yuyuan was so frightened that he wanted to hug the legs of the table—he wouldn't pour hot water on him, would he?
He Junyang saw that the little thing struggled even more after he started boiling the water. Could it be that he thought he wanted to use the water to wave it?
It's unbelievably smart.
So smart, maybe he can understand people's words.
"Ahem," He Junyang cleared his throat unnaturally. Talking to a potted plant is too idiot, but he still wanted to make sure, "Can you understand human language? If you understand it, jump on the spot three times, otherwise I will wait for you." Pour it down with boiling water."
Chen Yuyuan, who was still trying to break free, immediately fell silent, and then... reluctantly jumped on the spot three times.
He Junyang was stunned.
Really understand!
"Can you read?"
The flower pot bounced three times on the spot again.
I know even words, this is actually not a weapon sent by an opponent, it is a plant essence.
He Junyang could hardly control his facial expression. He is an atheist, and he doesn't believe that there are ghosts and ghosts in this world. After thinking about it, he got up and took a tablet from his desk, unlocked it, and opened a word. Throwing it in front of Chen Yuyuan, "Write a few words for me to read."
Chen Yuyuan: ...
"Just write who you are."
The input method was changed to handwriting by He Junyang. Although he knew that it would be ridiculous to let a potted flower write, he really wanted to know how smart this little thing is.
Then he saw the most unreal thing in his life.
He saw that the flower pot tied like a rice dumpling was tilted at an angle, and then tapped the input method with the bottom of the pot, and it became a pinyin input method. The flower pot jumped on the tablet like dancing, because even if it was tilted at an angle , the contact area with the tablet is still very large, so he often clicks on two letters, and he stops after a while.
He Junyang leaned over to look, and saw a few words appearing on the word: I am a copper money plant that has been cultivated for thousands of years.
"It seems that you really want to taste the taste of my hot water." The water just boiled, He Junyang washed the tea set on the table and started to make tea. White smoke came out, making Chen Yuyuan shiver in fright, and continued type.
Chen Yuyuan: My life is in your hands, how dare you lie.
Anyway, he refused to admit it to death, what else could He Junyang do.
"A copper money grass that has been practiced for thousands of years, can you still use the pinyin input method?"
Chen Yuyuan: I am advancing with the times, why can’t I understand what you humans know?
He Junyang: ...
It seemed reasonable that he was speechless.
After a while, He Junyang asked: "Then assuming your words are true, why did you appear in my office and want to harm me?"
Chen Yuyuan: Wronged, I don’t know what’s going on, I’m here after a nap, I can’t go back now, and I still have to be pulled by you every day, it hurts so much, woo woo
This is true.
The corners of He Junyang's eyes couldn't help twitching. He had the habit of pulling leaves for more than ten years. He didn't know how many leaves he had pulled bald. Now a plant suddenly appeared to accuse him of the pain of pulling leaves, which made him a little nervous. .
"It was my fault to pull your leaves, and I won't do it in the future."
Chen Yuyuan: ...
What do you mean it won't happen in the future? Could it be that He Junyang is planning to keep him in the office? The plot is wrong.
Chen Yuyuan: Can you let me go home, I don't want to stay here, woo, I miss my mother.
"You still have a mother?" He Junyang was taken aback for a moment before realizing that Ma Ma meant mother.
Chen Yuyuan: I'm not Monkey King, why don't I have Mama?
He Junyang: ...
Seemed to be quite right, and he was speechless again.
"Then where is your home?"
Where is the home? The grass should live in the deep mountains. Is there any place with deep mountains in the city? Chen Yuyuan thought about it, and remembered that he went to pick up an endorsement, and the location seemed to be in Xiangwei Mountain.
Chen Yuyuan: Elephant Tail Mountain
"Xiangweishan?" He Junyang couldn't help but smile, "Okay, I'll see your performance these days, if you perform well, I will send you back, if you don't perform well..."
He Junyang leaned down, the teacup in his hand shook, and the boiling hot liquid seemed to be poured out at any time, "I don't mind letting you live a life that hurts more than being pulled by me every day."
Chen Yuyuan trembled in fright at the tea poured out from his hand at any time.
Chen Yuyuan: I obey, you told me to go east, I absolutely dare not go west!
Only then did He Junyang smile with satisfaction. Although he wasn't sure whether the other party was a human or a demon, it would be nice to have something like this to relieve boredom.
"One more thing, the dirt on my desk two days ago, and the documents that were messed up are all your masterpieces?"
Chen Yuyuan regretted his momentary self-willedness. If he knew that the retribution would come so quickly, he would obediently become a plant that could not speak or move.
Chen Yuyuan: That's because I was young and ignorant.
When sleeping at night, Chen Yuyuan set three alarm clocks for his mobile phone. At 789 o'clock the next day, he was woken up by his sister. It should be possible to wake him up with a sound, so in case he changes again Go back to the plant, and the alarm clock will wake him up.
It's so witty!
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When Chen Yuyuan was woken up by the phone ringing the next day, he woke up almost immediately.
The surrounding environment is familiar, and he is still in his own home, with hands and feet not grown into plants. Chen Yuyuan heaved a sigh of relief, and fell back on the bed to look at the ceiling, but he couldn't fall asleep no matter what.I took the mobile phone by the bedside, and checked today's news and headlines in the entertainment circle. It was nothing more than which celebrity was rumored, which celebrity was suspected of domestic violence, and which celebrity was old enough to abandon his husband and son to fool around with his first love And kids and stuff.
They were all unnutritious things. Chen Yuyuan spent a long time scrolling boredly, and felt his eyelids fighting. Just when he was drowsy, a call came in from his mobile phone.
It was his manager Li Xiao who called. As Hai Yi is a relatively senior person, Li Xiao has a lot of stars under him, ranging from famous to unknown like Chen Yuyuan. Even recently She is a very popular actress who has become a new generation of queens in the entertainment industry, and she is also a member of Li Xiao's subordinates.
"Hello, Miss Li."
"Well, Yu Yuan, get ready, a car will pick you up downstairs in 20 minutes and pick you up for an audition."
"Audit?" Chen Yuyuan was very surprised, "What kind of mirror?"
He has reached such a point that he still has the opportunity to audition, isn't it pie in the sky.
"Do you still remember that last year a novel author was very optimistic about your results and was forcibly replaced? This drama belongs to her best friend. It is said that it is a fairy tale novel that was very popular in Jinhe. There is a character in it, which is the one from last year. The author strongly recommends it to the current author, saying that it is quite suitable for you, and I want you to try it.”
Jinhe Chen Yuyuan has heard that many modern romantic dramas, youth dramas, Gongdouju, etc. are based on the novels there. I didn't expect him to be so popular as an author. I was lucky enough to meet one last year, and I will come again this year.
"I haven't even read the script..." I don't even know who the person who is going to audition is, how to try.
"I have already sent the script to your mailbox. You can watch it on the way. You are playing the role of a fine grass named Mu Qing. You don't have many roles, but your character is twisted and difficult to grasp. Take a good look on your way there." The script, although it's just a supporting role that doesn't even count as the male third, but this role is quite controversial, I hope you can win it."
The fine grass becomes the fine grass.
Chen Yuyuan's mind was endlessly repeating these four words.
Fine grass!
Damn it, is it him? Didn't he become a grass recently, and was ripped off on He Junyang's desk for two days? It's just a nightmare, isn't it!
"Chen Yuyuan, are you listening to me?" Sensing Chen Yuyuan's distraction, Li Xiao raised his voice and asked.
"Yes, Sister Li, for this drama, I..." I didn't want to go, but he didn't dare to say it, he was afraid that Li Xiao would kill him.
"You don't feel sure about taking it down?" Li Xiao smiled lowly, "It's okay, since you are highly recommended by the author's friend, there must be a reason for her recommendation, you should try it first, don't be so unconfident in yourself, you are also an X-ray graduated."
"No..." Chen Yuyuan was in a hurry, he finally changed back, what if he went to act as a grass and then changed back, what would happen if He Junyang pulled the leaves? Thinking of that pervert, Chen Yuyuan felt his scalp hurt .
"It's nothing right, hurry up and get ready, don't embarrass me, can you find the way?"
"I can't find it," Chen Yuyuan replied almost immediately, "Maybe I couldn't find it when I got to the door."
"...Wait a minute," Li Xiao seemed to be talking to someone, and after a while, he said to Chen Yuyuan, "Okay my little ancestor, I'll wait for you at the audition, you Get ready now, the car is about to arrive downstairs, so let's do this first, hang up."
Chen Yuyuan really wanted to say, Sister Li, that you don't have to take time out of your busy schedule to waste time for mediots like me. If I can't find my way, I don't want this role anymore. The phone has already been hung up.
Chen Yuyuan threw his phone on the bed wanting to cry, but is there still time for him to pretend to be sick?
However, it was a great honor for Li Xiao to go out to accompany him in person, no matter how reluctant he was, he would not dare to let Li Xiao's pigeons go, otherwise it was guaranteed that he would not be able to eat and walk around.
I tidied myself hastily, and I didn't know what type of character that character was, so I couldn't wear suitable clothes for the character. I only wore clothes that were more popular and suitable for various occasions, and went out.
When she arrived at the audition place, Li Xiao was already there. Her usual attire was biased toward working women, wearing a black suit and high heels. Although she was nearly 40 years old, the years had not left anything on her face. Feng Shuang said that she was 30 years old and absolutely no one would doubt it.
"Have you read the script?" Li Xiao asked when Chen Yuyuan got out of the car.
"Look at it roughly." I dare not not look at it.
"Well, how do you feel about this role?"
"pretty good."
Chen Yuyuan actually liked that character quite a bit. Although he was only a male supporting actor who wasn't even a third male lead, it can be seen from the script that the author actually took great care in portraying this character.
In the book, he is a grass cultivating in the mortal world, which coincides with a drought and almost withers to death. Then, the family of the hostess who has been in the mortal world is starved to death because of the drought and no crops. Clean the roots so that it can survive.
Later, after he practiced human form, he did not enter the righteous way, but fell into the devil's way. He specialized in a kind of business, which was to collect the defects of the three worlds, immortals and monsters. He used these defects to do various businesses and sold them to the enemies of the other party. , opponents, etc., without any principles, the purpose is to destroy the balance of the Three Realms, and the whole Three Realms was made into a mess by him. The defect is the weakness of every fairy, demon, and many fairies of the righteous way died because of this.
Xiandao decided to eradicate this person.
The heroine is entrusted with a heavy responsibility.
Naturally, there will be a series of fights and killings afterwards, because it is not an important role, so there is no special description, but at the end, Mu Qing, who could have easily defeated the heroine by taking advantage of the heroine's weakness, is at the most critical Shi Shi took all the spells to repay her tears and was beaten back to her original shape.
The ending of the character is that his original form fell back to the world, and he was exposed to the sun and died due to lack of water in the desolate desert.The shaping of this person is somewhat borrowed from the allusion of returning favor with tears in the Dream of the Red Chamber, and it can be regarded as a character that runs through the main line, because he will always bring the most critical information to the heroine when she is at a loss and encounters difficulties.
On the one hand, he does all the bad things, and on the other hand, he helps the righteous heroine. He swears to the death not to sell his defects to the so-called righteous people, but time and time again because the heroine breaks his principles, it is a combination of contradictions. He is a good guy with a tragic ending, but he believes that judging from the author's portrayal of this role, this role is absolutely important. If he is selected to play well, it may be his early days.
But Thomas is grass.
Thinking of this matter, Chen Yuyuan was very uncomfortable. He didn't want to play this grass at all, especially after he just transformed from grass.
"So you are sure? This is a rare opportunity, work harder."
Li Xiao patted Chen Yuyuan on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement. When the two were walking inside, they saw a group of people walking in not far away. They were all in suits and leather shoes. If they wore sunglasses, they could be compared to the underworld. up.
This is not the point.
The point is that Mao he saw that among the group of people surrounded by left and right, they looked so much like He Junyang!
"Don't rub your eyes, that's Mr. He." Li Xiao told him kindly.
"He, he, he, he will be here anyway." Seeing He Junyang at this moment, Chen Yuyuan almost wanted to run away.
"I forgot to tell you that the original author of this novel is Mr. He's cousin, and this drama was also cast by Mr. He. Today is also the audition for the male and female protagonists. Mr. He is probably looking at his cousin's face. Come and walk around."
What?
"So why am I still here for the interview?" Isn't this self-inflicted humiliation.
"Don't worry, you're just a male supporting role who can't even be considered the third male lead. Mr. He won't care about it, and as long as the original author thinks you are good, even if Mr. He really doesn't like you, he can't do anything about it."
He was not afraid of not being selected, but he was afraid of what would happen if he met He Junyang and turned into a plant again.
"Don't procrastinate, go in and read the script first, which part you want to try." Regardless of Chen Yuyuan's tragic expression, Li Xiaoke walked inside on high heels, and Chen Yuyuan could only follow.
With complicated emotions, he followed Li Xiao into the backstage, and the receptionist showed him the script of today's audition. It was when Mu Qing went through thousands of years to find the heroine to confess his love, and heard that the woman he admired for thousands of years already had someone he liked. scenario.
Hearing the heroine say that her heart belongs to her, she felt sad and hopeless after waiting for thousands of years to find that the other party has already become someone else's pillow.
In the words of the original author, he exudes a violent aura that wants to destroy the world, and he is afraid of scaring the heroine, so he can only hold back the anger that is about to erupt in his heart all the time, and turns it into a sad smile: "I won't Bless you, one day, I will get everything I want, including you!"
Simply infatuated.
It's just that Chen Yuyuan was holding the script, and he wasn't in the mood for the plot at all. It was a grass and He Junyang cast the film, so he really wasn't in the mood to act.
"Think about how to act. I have something to go back to the company. When you really can't find the way back, call me. I will find someone to pick you up." Li Xiao sent him to the audition place, and Ready to go back.
"Sister Li, I..."
"Don't you, me, me, try hard, if you can't get this show, I have to think about your future."
Li Xiao's fluffy words hit Chen Yuyuan's deathbed, this is simply a threat from Chi Guoguo!
Chen Yuyuan continued to read while holding the notebook in his hands.
Closing his eyes and imagining the character, starting from the character of the character, he roughly sketched Mu Qing's movements and postures, combined with the scene to be auditioned later, Chen Yuyuan quickly got a bottom line in his mind.The audition here hasn't started yet, there are still two or three people waiting in front of him, it shouldn't be his turn so soon, he was a little restless, put his notebook on the seat, got up and walked out.
After settling the major issues in life, Chen Yuyuan felt a lot more relaxed. When he came out of the bathroom, he was almost scared back by the person who was washing his hands on the sink.
He would be here anyway.
The so-called Yuanjia Road is narrow, these four characters are probably written like this. Chen Yuyuan held his beating heart, didn't even wash his hands, and hurried out with his head down.
He Junyang, who was drying his hands after washing his hands, happened to see him just outside, and this young man who didn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom looked familiar.
It's probably a star, who often appears on TV, it will inevitably look familiar, Boss He didn't pay much attention.
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"I will not bless you, one day, I will get everything I want, including you!"
There was a desolate smile on the corner of Chen Yuyuan's mouth, but his body couldn't stop shaking, his fists were tightly clenched, as if he was deliberately enduring something, the shadow that couldn't be concealed on his face gave people a feeling that he was about to explode at any time.
"My performance is over, thank you everyone." Almost instantly, Chen Yuyuan's breath subsided, as if the person just now was not himself, and being able to retract freely is the quality every actor needs to possess.
"Not bad!" said a Qingyue female voice, "The expression is very good. The Mu Qing in the book is a very poignant and beautiful man. You have that kind of charm. Director Zhao, what do you think?"
Lin Yuyuan: ...
Can he take this as a compliment, but he doesn't have a poignant charm, he is obviously a sunny and handsome actor!Walking has always been biased towards a fresh route, who is this, with such an unprofessional vision!
"Well, it's good."
Director Zhao is one of the assistant directors of this show. He came to interview the role of Mu Qing, and he has already wiped out several of them. When this person was supposed to be in the scene of the hero and heroine, the author of the original book, whose pen name is Qing Wanzhe Appeared suddenly, watched the whole show intently, and made comments.
"Then decide him, what does Director Zhao think?"
Originally, the author had no right to intervene in the selection of actors, but Qing Wan was bigger than the other authors. Besides, this role was not very important. How could Director Zhao take her mind to offend others, and this young man in front of him was really very That's right, it's much better than the previous interviews, but the acting skills are a bit deliberate and lack training.
But think about it again, such an insignificant and villainous role, there will not be many high-quality stars to interview, maybe this one is the best.
"Well, there's no need for an interview later on, just him."
Although he doesn't like this role very much, the sense of pride that arises spontaneously after taking the role is still very strong. Chen Yuyuan bowed again: "Thank you director, thank you..."
Chen Yuyuan paused, he didn't know this young beauty who looked very young.
"My name is Qingwan." The little beauty introduced herself with a smile and said her pen name.
The author of the original book, Chen Yuyuan did not expect the author of the original book to be so young and beautiful. No wonder he would say that he has a poignant charm. He is not a professional.
Walking out of the audition, Chen Yuyuan was both excited and sad. The excited one was that he could continue acting, but the sad one was that he was playing a grass.
He really doesn't want to play a grass!
"Mr. Chen, congratulations." When Chen Yuyuan was about to make a phone call to tell Li Xiao the result, he saw Qing Wan coming out with him. The beauty with temperament is beautiful no matter how you look at it. At this moment, Qing Wan who is smiling like a flower makes him slightly blush Face.
After all, he is still a 22-year-old youth.
"Thank you," Chen Yuyuan thanked politely, "I also want to thank Miss Qing Wan for showing her love."
"Haha, you don't have to be so polite," Qing Wan brushed her hair on her forehead, "I also listened to Piao Piao's recommendation, saying that you are very suitable for this role, and it turned out that you were recommended by my best friend, which is very suitable for me , Piao Piao complained several times in front of me about replacing you."
Chen Yuyuan smiled shyly, and when she was about to answer the conversation, Qing Wan looked at the front and her eyes lit up, "Cousin!"
Chen Yuyuan froze in place immediately.
"Wait for me." Qing Wan and Chen Yuyuan said something, and walked towards He Junyang's direction. Chen Yuyuan saw Qing Wan holding her cousin's wrist affectionately and coquettishly, and vaguely heard her saying that she would introduce a very satisfied man. The actor recognized him, and ran away without thinking.
Forgive him for being unrestrained all his life, just seeing He Junyang.
Even though Chen Yuyuan knew that this kind of behavior was very low and tasteless, and would make Qing Wan who appreciated him so much unhappy, and even replace him, but these were not what Chen Yuyuan considered, and he ran away completely reflexively.
Li Xiao was very satisfied when he heard that he had won the role, so he asked him to read the script carefully and think about the role. The role is very popular, and it may become a highlight in the play if it is played well.
The premise is to act out that kind of temperament.
Because he was relatively free, Chen Yuyuan decided to read the original novel and think about the characters carefully, so he downloaded the novel to read it, but found that the boring subject matter and style were not his taste. Fell asleep.
"Tell me what you guys are doing. After a month of making something like this, do you really think I can't teach people?"
While half asleep and half awake, Chen Yuyuan was woken up by a sound of reprimands. That not-so-familiar tone made Chen Yuyuan so excited that he lost all drowsiness.
A fairly familiar environment, a very familiar table, and a sense of restraint with no hands or feet that is all too familiar.
Sure enough, it turned back into a plant.
Chen Yuyuan's heart almost collapsed, so, what is the trigger point for this to become a plant?
"Take it back and do it again!" A document slammed heavily on Chen Yuyuan's side, and Chen Yuyuan was startled, really shocked, because he jumped up with a degree visible to the naked eye.
Two people in the office: …
Chen Yuyuan: ...
"Well, Uncle...Mr. He, don't be angry. I'll go back and do it again, and I will definitely produce a result that satisfies you." The person who was scolded thought that his boss was extremely angry, and threw a The file actually jumped so high even the potted plants on the table were shaken.
He Junyang rubbed the center of his brows, and said slowly: "Xuyang, since you are doing things with me, show the attitude of doing things, learn from your brother when you have time, don't hang around all day, otherwise you will always be just He can be a rich kid with no education or skills."
"Got it, uncle."
He Junyang shook his head, his little nephew was born to be lazy, ignorant, and wandered around with those cronies every day, eating and drinking, making his sister half dead, but his brother-in-law passed away early, and Wang Xuzhi had a soft temper, so he didn't care. Seeing him, his sister threw him to He Junyang's company, wanting to hone his skills.
As a result, the case of the first project was messed up by him, and it looked like it was rushed out of work. Fortunately, he had studied abroad. His company just caught an employee and made it out of this level.
"Don't play with me, if you make some messy things to fool me, you can figure it out."
"it is good."
"Also, if the personnel department receives complaints about you skipping work, watching movies while going to work, or disturbing other people's work, I will ask someone to set up a desk by my side, and you can move to my office to work together." He Junyang This nephew is almost a headache to death. He has only been in the company for a month, and the number of complaints against him has broken the table.
"Yes!" Wang Xuyang's face changed when he heard that he was coming to his uncle's office to work. He might as well die if he works here.
"Alright, let's go to work."
Wang Xuyang ran away as if fleeing, and Chen Yuyuan just realized from the shock of being frightened just now, seeing that the person named Xuyang was trained like a grandson, his delicate face was red and white, thinking about this The old bastard's training is horrible.I'm glad I didn't get caught by him, if something goes wrong, I don't know how to scold myself.
So what should he do now, he really doesn't want to be pulled by the leaves here anymore, now his feelings are completely integrated with the plants, he can feel the comfort and joy brought by the sun and water, and he can also feel He Junyang pulling him The piercing pain when leaves.
How about letting He Junyang know that this bonsai has an IQ...
But with He Junyang's personality, what would he do, throw him directly to the Institute of Botany?Or just uproot it and throw it down from the 35th floor?
Either setting made Chen Yuyuan shudder, especially the first one. Didn't he leave the tiger's den and enter the wolf's den? Treat it as an alien object for people all over the world to watch.
It's scary to think about.
Forget it or bear with it, wait until the next time you change and go back to the Internet to check if there are similar incidents or find a master who understands this aspect.
After Wang Xuyang left, He Junyang sat on a chair and rubbed the center of his brows, looking very tired. From Chen Yuyuan's perspective, he could see He Junyang's undisguised tiredness and the bruises at the corners of his eyes due to not resting for a long time. It means that even a powerful and powerful person like He Junyang will sometimes feel helpless and tired.
So when people live in this world, there is no one who goes smoothly.
He Junyang flipped through the drawer, took out a pack of cigarettes, took out one, put it in his mouth and lit it, the white air he exhaled hit Chen Yuyuan, Chen Yuyuan felt that the leaves all over his body were blown up by the smell of smoke .
He only felt that his whole body was hot from inhaling the smoke-flavored gas. That feeling was worse than being pulled from a leaf or breaking a root. When He Junyang spit out the second white smoke, Chen Yuyuan was almost conditioned Reflexively hid behind He Junyang's computer.
He Junyang:......
Chen Yuyuan: ...
Chen Yuyuan should be finished, and He Junyang should be dazzled. Even if the plant really moved, it would be the same as a stack of books suddenly falling down by itself. No one would wonder why it fell down, only the way it was placed wrong.
So He Junyang didn't care about it, and Chen Yuyuan didn't know whether to cheer or spread his hands - probably no one would believe that a plant was actually possessed by a human soul.
He Junyang continued to smoke, and the smoke quickly permeated the whole air. He was so smoked that he felt that all the cells in his body were protesting, clamoring to leave this land of right and wrong. Chen Yuyuan didn't know that the body of this plant would be so sensitive, but look When He Junyang is about to run out, think about it and bear with it.
Sure enough, He Junyang finished the one in his hand very quickly, turned on the computer for a while, and then took out the second one and started smoking.
At this moment, the smoke from the first cigarette has not dissipated.
When the strong smell of smoke hit his face again, Chen Yuyuan finally couldn't bear it any longer. In front of He Junyang, he jumped to the window, breathing in the fresh air outside, um, it was fresh carbon dioxide.
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And He Junyang was completely shocked.
He has lived for more than [-] years, and he can be said to have experienced all kinds of storms and waves. He climbed up from the bottom to his current position of power, and even experienced life and death, but he never thought that his life You will see such a strange scene.
A potted plant for him to tear jumped from the desk to the window a few meters away under his nose.
He didn't think it was a prank.
The modern society is so developed that nothing can be made. It is actually quite normal for a potted plant to move. No one would be so bored or have the guts to tamper with his potted plant just for pranks.
But he doesn't think this potted plant has an explosion or other kind of chemical attack. After all, with his current status, safety is definitely the first priority. Everything coming in and out of his side will definitely be inspected. If something dangerous came in, he would be in vain for He Junyang.
Therefore, there are two possibilities for the value of this potted plant, one is a physical attack, and the other is to steal business secrets.
He Junyang was very calm on the surface. He didn't think how flexible a pot of flowers could kill him. He pressed the alarm under the desk calmly, and all his bodyguards who were dedicated to protecting him would show up in less than a minute. in his office.
Chen Yuyuan, who had breathed enough fresh carbon dioxide by the window, found that He Junyang was unresponsive.
Yes, there is no response.
Shouldn't he jump up in fright and call himself "Damn" and run out of the office, or call someone? Why is he still sitting so calmly on the office chair, smoking his cigarette, and staring at him without even changing his expression.
Or was he actually so frightened that he was paralyzed on the chair and couldn't even stand up?
But he doesn't look like that, shit, he, he, he, he is not human, why can he be so calm in the face of such a weird thing, if you want to kill him, hurry up and say something.
Chen Yuyuan couldn't help but burst into tears, it's so embarrassing, this waiting time for the verdict is the most difficult.
But Chen Yuyuan couldn't cry soon, because he saw five burly men walking in from outside.
"Grab him." He Junyang pointed to Chen Yuyuan, and ordered lightly.
The five big men glanced at each other strangely.
The boss's word is an order.
Yes, Xiao Wu is on.
The five people briefly exchanged eye contact, and one of the burly men stood up and was about to bend down to pick up Chen Yuyuan, when Chen Yuyuan, who had been prepared for a long time, rushed aside with a "whoosh".
Little Five: ...
Ma Ma is so scary and haunted.
Seeing this situation, the other four people were all taken aback for a moment. They seemed to have seen something extraordinary. They actually saw a potted plant moving, let alone moving. Why is it so smart that it knows that others are grabbing it!
Knowing that they underestimated the enemy, the four rolled up their sleeves and went up together. Five people and one flower pot started a game of catch and hide.
He Junyang looked at the flower pot with a complicated expression, avoiding the attack of his bodyguards as if his eyes were swollen. Because he was in the office, it was easy to damage or mess things up. Go to places that big men dare not touch.
It's not like a cat or a dog running around when frightened, he will even jump on the bookshelf and push the books down to block the paws of the big men like him!
Even if there are many strange things in modern society, such a smart flower pot cannot be made. He doesn't think anyone is so capable and can control the movement of this flower pot with such dexterity from thousands of miles away.
At the beginning, Chen Yuyuan was able to meet the five big guys with ease, but later he found out that he couldn't, because! ! ! !he is tired.
Fuck, who will tell him why a plant is also tired!
So when he was exhausted, he was unfortunately caught by a big man. Under He Junyang's command, the big men found a rope from nowhere, wrapped him like a rice dumpling, tied a dead knot, and tied the other end of the rope. One end tied to the leg of the... end table.
Same as leashing a dog...
Chen Yuyuan felt that he had received a great humiliation, so he struggled hard, but the table made of pear blossom wood did not move at all.
Hey, I'm not a bad person, let alone a dog, let me go.
Chen Yuyuan was crying in his heart.
"Go down first, no one is allowed to say what happened today."
"Yes." The five big men roared in unison, and then walked out steadily.
He Junyang called and asked Secretary Xiao not to bother him this morning. Secretary Xiao was shocked when he saw five bodyguard brothers entering He Junyang's office just now. These big brothers would never show up unless they had to. The things that happened, especially the noise inside came in through such a sound-proof door, she was so anxious, but she didn't dare to go in without He Junyang's order outside.
Later, when she saw those big brothers left unscathed, she was relieved, and she didn't dare to ask what happened. After hearing He Junyang's order, she simply moved a stool and sat at the door of He Junyang's office. one.
He Junyang sat on the sofa next to the tea table, took a pot of water slowly, put it on the tea table to boil, the people in the pot were heated by the sudden temperature, and made a "puff puff puff" sound.Chen Yuyuan was so frightened that he wanted to hug the legs of the table—he wouldn't pour hot water on him, would he?
He Junyang saw that the little thing struggled even more after he started boiling the water. Could it be that he thought he wanted to use the water to wave it?
It's unbelievably smart.
So smart, maybe he can understand people's words.
"Ahem," He Junyang cleared his throat unnaturally. Talking to a potted plant is too idiot, but he still wanted to make sure, "Can you understand human language? If you understand it, jump on the spot three times, otherwise I will wait for you." Pour it down with boiling water."
Chen Yuyuan, who was still trying to break free, immediately fell silent, and then... reluctantly jumped on the spot three times.
He Junyang was stunned.
Really understand!
"Can you read?"
The flower pot bounced three times on the spot again.
I know even words, this is actually not a weapon sent by an opponent, it is a plant essence.
He Junyang could hardly control his facial expression. He is an atheist, and he doesn't believe that there are ghosts and ghosts in this world. After thinking about it, he got up and took a tablet from his desk, unlocked it, and opened a word. Throwing it in front of Chen Yuyuan, "Write a few words for me to read."
Chen Yuyuan: ...
"Just write who you are."
The input method was changed to handwriting by He Junyang. Although he knew that it would be ridiculous to let a potted flower write, he really wanted to know how smart this little thing is.
Then he saw the most unreal thing in his life.
He saw that the flower pot tied like a rice dumpling was tilted at an angle, and then tapped the input method with the bottom of the pot, and it became a pinyin input method. The flower pot jumped on the tablet like dancing, because even if it was tilted at an angle , the contact area with the tablet is still very large, so he often clicks on two letters, and he stops after a while.
He Junyang leaned over to look, and saw a few words appearing on the word: I am a copper money plant that has been cultivated for thousands of years.
"It seems that you really want to taste the taste of my hot water." The water just boiled, He Junyang washed the tea set on the table and started to make tea. White smoke came out, making Chen Yuyuan shiver in fright, and continued type.
Chen Yuyuan: My life is in your hands, how dare you lie.
Anyway, he refused to admit it to death, what else could He Junyang do.
"A copper money grass that has been practiced for thousands of years, can you still use the pinyin input method?"
Chen Yuyuan: I am advancing with the times, why can’t I understand what you humans know?
He Junyang: ...
It seemed reasonable that he was speechless.
After a while, He Junyang asked: "Then assuming your words are true, why did you appear in my office and want to harm me?"
Chen Yuyuan: Wronged, I don’t know what’s going on, I’m here after a nap, I can’t go back now, and I still have to be pulled by you every day, it hurts so much, woo woo
This is true.
The corners of He Junyang's eyes couldn't help twitching. He had the habit of pulling leaves for more than ten years. He didn't know how many leaves he had pulled bald. Now a plant suddenly appeared to accuse him of the pain of pulling leaves, which made him a little nervous. .
"It was my fault to pull your leaves, and I won't do it in the future."
Chen Yuyuan: ...
What do you mean it won't happen in the future? Could it be that He Junyang is planning to keep him in the office? The plot is wrong.
Chen Yuyuan: Can you let me go home, I don't want to stay here, woo, I miss my mother.
"You still have a mother?" He Junyang was taken aback for a moment before realizing that Ma Ma meant mother.
Chen Yuyuan: I'm not Monkey King, why don't I have Mama?
He Junyang: ...
Seemed to be quite right, and he was speechless again.
"Then where is your home?"
Where is the home? The grass should live in the deep mountains. Is there any place with deep mountains in the city? Chen Yuyuan thought about it, and remembered that he went to pick up an endorsement, and the location seemed to be in Xiangwei Mountain.
Chen Yuyuan: Elephant Tail Mountain
"Xiangweishan?" He Junyang couldn't help but smile, "Okay, I'll see your performance these days, if you perform well, I will send you back, if you don't perform well..."
He Junyang leaned down, the teacup in his hand shook, and the boiling hot liquid seemed to be poured out at any time, "I don't mind letting you live a life that hurts more than being pulled by me every day."
Chen Yuyuan trembled in fright at the tea poured out from his hand at any time.
Chen Yuyuan: I obey, you told me to go east, I absolutely dare not go west!
Only then did He Junyang smile with satisfaction. Although he wasn't sure whether the other party was a human or a demon, it would be nice to have something like this to relieve boredom.
"One more thing, the dirt on my desk two days ago, and the documents that were messed up are all your masterpieces?"
Chen Yuyuan regretted his momentary self-willedness. If he knew that the retribution would come so quickly, he would obediently become a plant that could not speak or move.
Chen Yuyuan: That's because I was young and ignorant.
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