my queen is a man

"Darling, it will be delivered tomorrow."

"No, dear."

"No, dear."

"Honey, if you do this again, I'm going to be cute!"

I was in front of the computer, waving my two paws and replying to these buyers as quickly as possible.

As a small part-time Taobao seller, I went to a platform event today, which resulted in a sudden burst of inquiries, and I was in a hurry.

I am comforting these distinguished guests, and I will earn a few cents less for one less order. This kind of effort and income is so unbalanced that I want to cry.

Suddenly a tall figure appeared behind me, watching my screen silently.

What to look at, I don't have time to talk to you.But this guy suddenly stepped forward, waved his hand, and lifted my keyboard.

"You! You! What are you doing!" I spewed out like a volcanic eruption from the anger I received on Taobao. I jumped up and pointed my finger at his nose, roaring angrily.

"How much money can you make with a shy face and a low voice?"

These words hit me in the dark, even if the effect of the activity is good, the total profit is only two or three hundred.

"Such a trivial profit, you are so short of money."

"Lack!!" I guess my expression must be very distorted now, "Very short!! Very short!! Do you think that everyone is like you, born with gold and silver at home, just waiting for you to squander it?! I work from dawn to dusk every day, and besides going to work, I also work part-time on Taobao. It’s been almost a year since I’ve been in business! I can’t even afford customer service! Packing is all on my own! From start to finish I’m on my own! I don’t even have a house, so I have to borrow your place to deliver the goods! I If you are not short of money, you still need to be treated like a bird like you!!"

With a breath of air pressure in the bottom of my heart, I finally found a vent.

After listening to what I said, he silently stared at my face, which made me feel a little uneasy.It's over, what if he turns his face, where can I find a place to store so many goods for a while, and the computer is also his, so where can I go to use the Internet in the future... Oops, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

I was struggling fiercely in my heart, wondering if I should find some words to save me.

"you……"

"I... what..." I don't know what this guy is thinking.

"It's time to take a shower."

"...What a horse!!" I couldn't get off the stage, and continued to pretend to be aggressive.

"Look at your chicken coop head, if you don't wash it, the hair oil is enough for cooking. Look at your eye shit, look at the rotten cabbage clothes on your body, look... Forget it, I can't bear to look at it anymore. How about you Just wash it at my house."

"I'm going back to the dormitory to wash!!"

"Tsk tsk, big bathhouse, how can it be as comfortable as my luxurious bathtub."

"I! Go back! Dormitory! Dormitory! Go! Wash!" I gritted my teeth and hated the rich young master, "I'll go back when I sell out." As I said that, I wanted to crawl to the computer desk again.

"Get out, don't sit in my chair! I think your ass is dirty!"

This guy actually kicked me!How dare you kick me! ! !

"If you sell it out, let it go. If you can't sell it out, you'll lose it. If you don't know, you'll think you're doing a big business. Go home and wash it off. It's dirty like a dog! No, dogs are cleaner than you."

"You! You! You!" I sat on the ground so angry that I could hardly speak, "I still have to pack!"

"Shipping one day later won't kill me. I'm free tomorrow."

"Thousands, you mean... help me tomorrow?" I asked tentatively, if there were free helpers, what would I do with my face, and my expression naturally flattered when I thought about it.

"If you don't leave..."

"Walk, walk, isn't it just dating a girl, you are so anxious to drive me away, bullying single dogs, you are a bad person!"

Without giving him a chance to fight back, I jumped up and grabbed my backpack and walked out the door.The whole movement is done in one go, so clean and neat, sometimes I am afraid that I will fall in love with myself when I think about it.

There are no girls who appreciate me, even if I'm ugly, there should be one or two blind ones!

I swayed towards the dormitory with my backpack in my hand. There were only two stops, so I'd better save a little, life lies in exercise.

Besides, I'm trying to save money to buy a house, so my current savings should be... 370, two yuan and fifty cents, really...

I am a poor guy who has just graduated to work. My parents are low-income households in rural areas. After working so hard, I only hope that I can buy a small house in this third-tier city as soon as possible and take them out to be filial. But it is too difficult to make money up.Who doesn't want to clean up the person who looks like a dog, but it needs to be allowed. In the collective dormitory provided by that unit, it would be nice to be able to clean up.

Thinking of me touching my messy hair, I don't know if there is hot water tonight, if I knew it, I might as well just wash it there before going back, so I can't fight.

The rich young master's name is Gu Yi, his family is well-off, his parents are both first-class and beautiful, with such good genetics, it's hard to be ugly.The most important thing is that in such a family, his parents actually respect him and don't interfere with his life, otherwise I don't think it would be easy to stay in his house for so long.

I remember when he graduated, his parents showed up and invited all the brothers in our dormitory to have dinner together.At that time, I only drank three glasses of wine, and the first one was to congratulate Gu Yi on his successful graduation.The second cup thanked his roommate for taking care of him.The third cup said that the etiquette, righteousness, and shame that should be taught have already been taught to him. From now on, he can decide everything by himself, and don't use anything to prevent the couple from spending their old age in peace and enjoying the happy sunset time.Then he stayed behind, didn't even take a bite of the food, let us play to our heart's content, turned around and left.

This demeanor and posture are as chic as if they came out of a movie, with the windbreaker flapping on their feet, and when I think about it now, I still can't help being envious.

And the eternal two words of my parents are "Baby, you have to live up to it" and "Baby, you can't be worse than others." of.

The so-called satisfaction with the present is mostly the inability to change.

If it was in ancient times, it would be great to cut down two trees and carry a few bundles of straw to build a house by yourself. Is it so hard to use it?

If you are accidentally reincarnated as a high-ranking official, you will be domineering, hahaha.If I accidentally reincarnate into the Emperor's House, hahaha, I can't bear it.

Hahahaha, thinking about it, I couldn't help laughing out loud, but I didn't notice that I tripped a dog on the steps under my feet.

It's really bad.Touching my chin, I slowly climbed up to the third floor and opened the door.

No one else in the dormitory came back yet, so I went into the bathroom and shook the gas tank. Good luck, someone filled the gas.I hurried back to the room, took clean clothes and rushed into the bathroom.

I took off my clothes and was about to turn on the water to take a bath, only to realize that the toilet was emitting a foul smell, and there was a cloudy golden yellow liquid inside.

I rub, these people!It was so dirty!

I pressed the flush button and watched the flushed water swirl around and around, forming a vortex, and the color gradually cleared.

Thinking of watching a cross talk by Guo Degang, I couldn't help but say to the whirlpool: "I want to cross!"

I want to cross!

I want to cross...

i want to wear...

Put on……

vomit!

Why is my head so dizzy, the picture in front of me rotates and finally turns into a black and white vortex, and the speed of rotation is getting faster and faster.I just felt exhausted, my consciousness was blurred, and my body gradually went limp.

Is this going to faint! ?

I haven't got any clothes on yet! !

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have taken off my underpants, okay? ! !

who is cryingPeriod Ai Ai, it sounds so pitiful.

Don't cry, who bullied you!Brother help you!Come to my brother's arms...

puff!

Who is pressing me so hard!Step aside!I can't breathe!Also let people live! !

Hey, this object is so soft...

I couldn't help but squeezed twice before opening my eyes, this scene... simply... couldn't be more beautiful! !

A beautiful woman was lying on my chest and weeping lowly, her shoulders shrugged and her long hair covered her back and fell down.

Why did you say she was a beauty before seeing her face?

nonsense!A woman dressed like this is lying in my arms, do you even need to look at her face? !

Am I dreaming? I remember I passed out in the bathroom. Is this a nurse?But why cry?

It must be because I am so handsome, but I suffered such bad luck at a young age, and I fell in love with me at first sight from the bottom of my heart, so, hahahaha.

I couldn't help but raised my hand to gently stroke her long hair. It is always said in the book that the long hair is like satin, and it really is!God!O earth!Think I have today too!

"emperor!"

Sensing my movements, the beauty suddenly raised her face to look at me, her black eyes, crystal tears hanging on her cheeks, her cheeks flushed with emotion, her red lips parted slightly, wanting to speak.

I rubbed it!

big!beautiful!female!

Wait, wait, wait, Your Majesty?

who?I?

What is the emperor?

Didn't you send me to the wrong hospital? Send me to a psychiatric hospital! ?

Only then did I try my best to move my eyes away from the beauty's half-exposed breasts and look at the surrounding environment.

If it was a mental hospital, it would be too luxuriously arranged.

Before I fell into a coma... It seemed that I was going to time travel... Could it be? ...Could it be! !

I jumped up like a carp, stepped on the bed with both feet, grabbed the shoulders of the beautiful woman, shook and shouted: "God horse! What did you call me! Who am I? Who are you?"

The beauty pressed her hands tightly to her chest, stared at me with wide eyes in shock, and was unable to say a word for a long time.

"Say it!"

Probably after hearing the movement and hurried footsteps, an old man wearing a crown hurriedly knelt down in front of the bed, bowed his head and said, "Your Majesty, take care of the dragon body. The condition is not clear, so don't get angry."

Really, the beauty was frightened, I let go of my hand and said, "Who are you?"

"Your subject is Liu Yiming from the Imperial Hospital. Just now, the emperor suddenly fainted, suspected to be out of his illness. After discussing with colleagues from the Imperial Hospital, I was about to go get medicine for His Majesty, but I didn't want Your Majesty to..."

This battle, could it be... I really crossed it?

Could it be that the unlucky emperor died suddenly out of his illness, and then by coincidence, I passed into his body?Ha, it can't be true.

After thinking about it, there are only two possibilities in this situation: First, Gu Yi is playing me big.Second, me!Mu Feng!Finally got his wish once!Hahaha!

The author has something to say:

Aha, that’s right, I’m starting a new book, and this time I may not have the energy to update [-] a day~ but I’ll stick to [-] a day.

The relationship between this new book and "Legend of Lingshi" ~ You will understand after reading it ~ This time it should be better than the first book in terms of emotional drama ~ If you have any opinions, feel free to leave me a message ~ You can also follow my Sina Weibo exchange, search for "Mr. One-Eyed" and you will find it~ So, new pit, give me a lot of advice~