my queen is a man

It's not easy to identify. It's easy to decorate indoors. If you go out and look at the outdoor scene, you won't be able to see the truth.

Thinking of it, I cleared my throat and sat up, pretending to say: "I, um, I want to go out for a walk, that, Queen, take my clothes here."

Yes, that's right, after transmigrating to me, I was still naked from top to bottom.

After I finished speaking, I waited for a while, but found that no one in the room responded to my words. Those who should kneel or lie on their stomachs did not seem to hear them.

what happened?I said the wrong password, the NPC can't respond?

Forget it, I'd better get enough food and clothing by myself, I have long seen a pile of clothes hanging on a wooden shelf next to the screen.Wrap yourself in the quilt and move towards the shelf.

At this time, the beautiful woman who had been kneeling at my feet hurriedly stood up and took the clothes before me, starting from the white bottom shirt inside, and helped me get dressed.

Hahaha, I'm really a little embarrassed, and I don't know if there is a wretched expression on my face, I have to try my best to restrain the secret joy in my heart.

"The emperor called the queen just now, but he wants to..."

"Yes? What do you want?" Saying yes in front of so many people, isn't it, the ancients were so open, you annoying little goblin, come when I confirm that I'm not that bastard Gu Yi... Hahaha.

"Going to the Queen?"

Uh, where is the queen?Where is the queen... Isn't this big beauty the queen?Maybe the queen is more beautiful?

To see, to see, of course to see.

"Exactly."

After the beauty had already tied my belt neatly, I turned my head and saw a bronze mirror on the dressing table not far away.I couldn't help but take a closer look, and didn't know what I would look like after I passed through.

Although the photos are not so clear, I can see that the facial features have not changed, it is still me, but I am dressed neatly and well-dressed, and suddenly I look completely different from usual.

From this point of view, it seems that there is still a trace of nobility, hahaha.As the saying goes, Buddha relies on gold and people rely on clothes, which is true.

However, there is no change in appearance, and I can't help but have a little doubt in my heart.

And which dynasty is this?

As I walked out, I looked at the people and scenery around me, but I couldn't see any clues because of my poor history.

As soon as he stepped out of the threshold, a man in an official uniform with a red background and a black border immediately approached him, bowed his body deeply, and said softly, "Your Majesty."

"Go to the queen."

"Yes." As he spoke, the man still maintained his posture, stepped back five steps away, and then turned sideways and raised his voice: "Show the Kunning Palace."

Oh, oh, are you going to see the queen?Think about it and a little excitement.

"emperor--"

"Hush!" I hurriedly shouted back the eunuch.

Roaring so loudly, I am the man who wants to surprise the queen.

I tiptoed into the palace, and a little maid was waiting on both sides of the curtain, and saw me kneeling on the ground.

"Where's the queen?" I asked softly.

"Back to the emperor, the empress is not feeling well today, she has been lying in bed and just got up."

"Okay, I'll go and have a look, you just wait outside."

"Yes."

What is this chirping sound?

I walked through the bead curtain and stepped into the inner hall, and saw a figure sitting in front of the table, with long black hair tied in a low bun, a few pearl hairpins on his head, and wearing a dark blue scarf.

He actually had one foot on the bench, lying on the table and waving his arms.

This... queen is really... a female man.

"Ahem." I walked lightly behind her before making a sound.

The queen turned her head impatiently, with a few noodles still hanging in her mouth.

Now, this image of a rough guy is no longer what shocks me.

The point is, this is really a big rough guy!

And this familiar face, eyes full of indifference and disdain, and frowning eyebrows.Isn't he the creditor who steps on my head and bullies me every day? !

Damn Gu Yi, you little bastard!I knew you were playing tricks on me!cross!Will such a good thing come to me? !

But to play tricks on me, Gu Yi, you also put in a lot of effort. Look at your make-up, you almost catch up with a geisha.

Wait, could it be a parallel world where although she has Gu Yi's face, she is actually a woman?

Although Gu Yi is an annoying person, it cannot be denied that his face is still... hehe.

Thinking of it, I reached out and hit the queen's chest.

flat?flat!

Before I could react, my hand was slapped away.

"Mu Feng! What are you doing!" "Gu Yi! Sure enough, you are playing tricks on me! What are you doing! You are making such a big show. How much did you spend? If you have spare money, you might as well contribute it to me! Ah!"

"Nervous." Saying that, Gu Yi turned his head to eat the bowl of noodles again, ignoring me at all.

"Return the empress!" I kicked his legs away and sat down on the bench, "The empress eats a bowl of noodles in clear soup, this is too pretentious!"

"I specially asked the imperial chef to cook it for me."

"The royal chef, ha. The queen, ha. The man!! Ah ha! Stop making trouble, tell me where is this?"

"I do not know."

"You don't know?" I was so angry that I reached out to take his bowl away, looked him in the eyes and said, "Gu Yi, what kind of medicine are you selling in the gourd? Take me back as soon as you've had enough fun. I still have so many orders that have not been delivered!"

"I didn't play."

"You didn't play? Then what is the meaning of our current situation, tell me!"

Gu Yi wanted to snatch his dinner back, but I was protecting him to death, but he failed. He looked at me and said impatiently: "If it was my idea, I would let you dress up as a queen."

"Forehead……"

It seems reasonable to say that, Gu Yi has no reason to blacken himself into a geisha face.

"Then what's going on?"

"I don't know why, we should have traveled back to the Ming Dynasty."

"Gu Yi! Don't bully me because I don't read enough! Tell me which empress of the Ming Dynasty is a man!"

Gu Yi stroked the hairpin and raised his eyebrows: "I've tried it. Except for you, I am a woman in the eyes of everyone else."

Looking at his slightly powdered eyebrows and eyes, I actually shook my head, pushed the bowl back to him angrily, and said, "Don't be an ass, come here!!"

A little palace lady rushed in, not knowing what happened, with a panicked expression on her face.

"Come here, let me ask you, do you think the queen is a man or a woman?"

The maid suddenly turned pale with fright, knelt on the ground with a plop, lowered her body and said: "The emperor forgives the sin, this servant is wrong, and this servant dare not answer."

"What's wrong, I forgive you for your innocence, answer quickly!"

Gu Yi looked at me jokingly and smiled, and said in a low voice, "It's not long, you've already pretended to be decent."

Just kidding, of course!Have you never time-traveled or watched time-travel dramas?

Gu Yi turned his head to wipe off the oil on his lips, stood up and helped the little maid, and said softly: "Ruhan, don't be afraid, just talk."

Nima, this wolf with a big tail!When I talk to Lao Tzu, I always yell!Discrimination!wait!What do you mean by touching the maid's hand?It turned out to be taking advantage of the opportunity!

In front of the emperor, the empress took advantage of the maid?I can bear this?When I am Liu Xiahui!

Thinking about it, I stood up awkwardly, stretched out my hand and pulled the maid into my arms, "Be good, say, don't be afraid!" As I spoke, I gave Gu Yi a provocative look.

"Hehe." Gu Yi sneered, "What does the emperor mean?"

The palace maid was already pale, she knelt down again with a plop, and said tremblingly: "Your majesty, empress, please spare your slaves."

Do you have springs on your knees? !

"Ruhan, don't be afraid, tell him, if I were a man, how did the crown prince get here?"

What?What the hell is the crown prince?Gu Yi and I even have children?After this spreads, will I still be able to get my sister paper?

"The crown prince is naturally the child of the emperor and empress."

Under Gu Yi's gaze, the court lady Ruhan said tremblingly.

"Did you hear that? Your Majesty!"

"Gu!...Queen, what the hell!...Stop talking back to me! Ruhan, get down!"

"Yes! The servants are leaving!"

Are you resigning?You call that escape!If you have wings, you are called flying!

"You heard me." Gu Yi gave me a sideways glance with a half-smile.

Look at your head!I rushed to the inner room, threw myself on the bed, and said, "It's better to travel through time! I have also lived the life of an emperor in my dreams! There are three thousand beauties in the harem, hahaha. I just don't know what my parents will do... ..."

"As far as I know, Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty only had a queen in his harem, not a single concubine." Gu Yi followed him in and sat down on the edge of the bed, and said in a leisurely manner.

I almost jumped up from the bed, glared at him and said, "Are you kidding me? I'm already the emperor! I won't even mention that the queen is a man! Why don't you even give me a concubine? Ruin I live a happy life! What kind of hatred do I have with you?!"

"You really don't want to go back?"

"Why do you go back? You don't have enough to eat, you don't have enough clothes, you don't have money, you don't have a house, you don't have women."

"Oh, the money here is not yours, the house is not yours, woman, no."

"It's mine once it's worn! I don't care! Anyway, I won't go back."

"Okay, if you don't go back, I will go back. I will find your parents and ask them to help you build a grave. Every year in the middle of the Qingming month, I will definitely burn paper for you."

"..."

"Tell me how you got here."

The sad thing is that I remember all the details before the time travel, and after I finished talking about it.

Gu Yi sometimes pursed his lips, sometimes frowned, his facial features twisted together, finally couldn't help it, turned his back to me, only saw his shoulders twitching with laughter.

So the way of diaosi time travel is very diaosi!How about it?Hit me if you don't accept it!

I stretched out my legs and kicked Gu Yi out of the bed.

"Then how did you cross over here!" I shouted.

Gu Yi staggered and stabilized himself, took off his Xiapei, and began to untie his belt.

"Then leave it alone."

"I got it! Date a girl, burp your ass right away? Haha."

"I don't have a date."

After taking off his unlined clothes, Gu Yi was about to climb onto the bed.

"Hey! Hey! What are you doing!" I was still a virgin, thinking of me, I tightened my collar, "Don't think that you look like a woman, so you really think of yourself as a woman!"

"Get out, I have to look up to you to be worthy of myself! In the middle of the night, even if the sky is falling, I can't stop me from sleeping! Go find a maid to play with if you don't want to sleep!"