my queen is a man
Chapter 32 The Good Wife
I waited for Li Keqing to continue, but saw him stand up with a sigh and walk straight towards me.
"Although the Nuo ghost is following you, Xiao Yu'er has never been sure of your value. Just now on the bamboo raft, you said you were the door, and even Ji Yun couldn't attract the Nuo ghost from you. So Xiaoyu Yu'er found out that you are the key, so it's better to keep you here in captivity. But in this way, I also found a loophole."
Gu Yi interjected: "I was just afraid that she would hear it, but it still happened. Although I don't know what the door in the dream refers to, since it is a door, it is a passage leading to somewhere. It just needs to be used for a while. Take the key to open him."
Gu Yi and Li Keqing looked at each other and nodded at me at the same time.Fuck, what do you want to do!what door!What the hell is a key!If you dare to stab me, I will desperately believe you! !
"Say it." Gu Yi raised his jaw towards me.
"What are you talking about? I don't agree! I like women, not men! Even handsome men!"
Li Keqing looked puzzled, but Gu Yi showed a mocking smile, shook his head and said, "Is your head ever serious? I want you to talk about the detailed experience."
Uh, I coughed a few times in embarrassment, and carefully explained what happened in that hall from beginning to end.
After listening to Gu Yi, he looked at me with a strange expression, and said in disbelief: "What you said doesn't sound like a dream. Could it be that you will travel here, not because you were implicated by me, but because the key to the matter really lies with you?" body?"
"Of course, I'm the number one male." I patted my chest.
"It's easy to say that." Gu Yi said to Li Keqing, "As long as we leave him as the culprit here, we can use any method to escape."
"Hey!" I hurriedly held Gu Yi back, "You can't leave me behind!"
"why?"
"Because, because... because we are brothers who share weal and woe."
"Brother or something, isn't it just used to block the knife?"
"I'll go, Gu Yi, did your parents teach you this?"
Gu Yi frowned and thought about it: "Well, my mother really didn't teach it that way."
"That's right! That's right!" I slapped my thigh, "Auntie is a kind person at first glance, you are her son, can you do this?"
"But that's what my dad taught me. If you have to do it, you do it. If you have to let go, you let it go. It's better to make a wrong move than to miss it."
"..." I turned my head speechlessly, mother, whether this son is ruthless or not is all my fault for teaching me well, ten thousand grass-mud horses are galloping past in my heart.
"but……"
"But what?"
"But if it's someone you like, then these issues of principle don't exist."
"Gu Yi, don't you like me?"
"do not like."
I jumped up and pointed at Gu Yi's nose and said, "You are so heartless! I tried to save you over and over again, ah, that was painstaking efforts, desperate fights, scars, and even my reputation!"
"You save me?"
"Actually, you save me and I save you. It doesn't matter at all, right? The key is our friendship for so many years. Who cleans your house? Who washes your clothes? Your dog is Hey! Who just ignored your reputation for your safety and admitted that you are my lover? Do you have the nerve to not like me?"
"Good?"
"That must be good!"
"you like me?"
"I like your wool—"
"You don't like me, why should I like you?"
"I like it! Damn I like it! I like it to death! I like you wearing a sweater the most!"
"Okay then." Gu Yi turned his back to me, "Then I will try to like you as much as I can."
"Huh? Okay? Then, let's go."
"Go? Where are you going?"
"Escape!"
"Well, wait, let me think of a way first."
"What the hell!" I rushed forward and grabbed his neck, "There is no way to escape, why are you still talking to me here!"
"Pfft!" Gu Yi let out a sigh of relief when I strangled him, "Let go! I have a solution."
"Say."
Gu Yi straightened his clothes and said: "These fishwives gather here, nine out of ten are not good."
"nonsense!"
Gu Yi glared at me, and continued: "Since this is the case, we can send one person to stay here to attract the fishwife with fresh meat, and the other two will take the opportunity to swim out, find a boat or something, and come back to pick up this person. "
This plan sounds reasonable and well-founded, but is it really so simple to implement?
I asked: "Even if your prediction is correct, first, where do we get fresh meat? Are we going to cut the meat to feed the fish? If I want to cut you, I won't cut it. Second, who will stay?"
"You can't go into the water in your current situation, of course you stay." Gu Yi pointed to my head.
"It's also—" I thought about it for a while, "Hey! No! After talking for a long time, you still want to leave me alone! It's useless to follow the previous one!"
"We'll definitely come back to save you."
"I don't believe it!"
Gu Yi was speechless, "Are you a pig brain? Didn't I say that I would take you back, how could I keep you here. Besides, going into the water is more dangerous, why don't you go!"
This... Call me into the water, I really feel nervous, Gu Yi should be credible.
"Then—well, you swear you must come back and save me!"
"of course."
"How do you get that piece of meat? Who cuts it?"
"You want to sacrifice your life for righteousness so much?" Gu Yi shook his head and walked to the river, looking at the black water and said, "Let's catch a fishwife first."
That's right, such a clever way, why didn't I think of it.
Gu Yi went around to collect some stones, piled them all by the river, and asked me to retreat back with a torch.
After preparing everything, he picked up a stone and threw it into the middle of the river.
This time there were two blisters on the surface of the water, and it turned out that there were more than one fishwife underwater.
Gu Yi immediately picked up another piece and threw it a little closer.
In this way, step by step, the fishwife was lured closer to the shore. During the repeated lures, it was gradually clear that the fishwife's body was smooth, without scales, and looked slippery. How could she catch it with bare hands?
The fishwife was only one or two meters away from Gu Yi. After dropping the last stone, the fishwife finally jumped out of the water, revealing her ugly head and mouth full of fangs.
There are three layers of fangs, large and small. If you bite down, the meat will be cut off by the layers of serrations, and it will be scrapped immediately.
I couldn't help shivering with fright, and got goose bumps all over my body.
Almost at the same time that the fishwife jumped out of the water, Gu Yi jumped up and kicked the fishwife on the cheek.
This kick must have been very powerful, because the fishwife, who was nearly two meters long, was kicked directly into the water.
Gu Yi landed in shallow water and splashed.He stood up immediately after falling, and quickly retreated back to the shore.
The fishwife was attacked, and when Gu Yi was still retreating, she opened her mouth even more fiercely and bit her.
Gu Yi jumped back and forth, narrowly avoiding the bites.
At this moment, half of the fishwife's body had thrown herself on the shore, Li Keqing immediately caught up with her, kicked the fishwife on the belly, and kicked the fishwife sideways to the shore.
Haha, no matter how cruel you are, a fish that has landed on the shore, I see what skills you have.
The fishwife didn't accept her fate, she spun around and threw herself on the ground.When it hit the wall, it directly wiped off a large piece of moss, which shows how powerful it is.
After a while, it gradually slowed down, and I stepped forward and kicked it hard a few times.
The body of this fishwife is about two meters long, the whole body is black without scales, and it is shiny, with a triangular head, which is as big as a washbasin, with a pair of cut tails and no fins.
"Let's cut it apart, what are you waiting for?" I kicked my feet again to relieve my anger.
I looked at Gu Yi, and Gu Yi looked at Li Keqing.
Li Keqing immediately took a step back full of precautions, and said, "What do you want to do! I will never do it, it's too dirty!"
In the end, there was no other way, and Gu Yi took up the important task. Although he moved quickly, the torch in my hand burned to the end after he cut all the fishwives into small pieces.
Gu Yi wiped his hands on the hem of his clothes, and I lit the last torch.
The blood of the fishwife fell into the river, and the river surface was like boiling water, agitating lively. It took a lot of courage to jump in this scene.
Gu Yi tightened the hem of his clothes, and said to me: "At first, throw it more frequently, throw it towards that side, and try to lure the fishwife there. Li Keqing and I will go out from the waterfall. We will come back as soon as possible, before we come back. , don’t run around, let alone act rashly, you know?”
"Nonsense, I'm not stupid, hurry up!"
I threw a dozen or so pieces of meat in the opposite direction in a row. Gu Yi cut the pieces of meat into similar portions, which happened to be a weight that could be easily thrown with one hand.
The dark streaks on the surface of the water moved towards the direction of the meat, and Gu Yi and Li Keqing quickly dived into the river without seeing any trace.
I lost it for almost 10 minutes in a row. Even if I alternated my hands, my arms were sore.
There was no movement in the direction Gu Yi and Li Keqing swam, so I should have escaped from this range, so I stopped and sat down on the floor after staying away from the river.
The surface of the water gradually calmed down, the surroundings were eerily quiet, and the sound of breathing was amplified.
My back was swaying under the light of the torch, and I always felt that there was someone behind me, and the feeling of chills was lingering. I coughed twice to embolden myself, and after looking back, I sat down against the wall.
He picked up pieces of meat on the ground and threw them into the river from time to time, making some noise.
Another ten minutes passed in a blink of an eye, and it was time for these two people to come back, but maybe it was a waste of time to find the boat, but if they couldn't find the boat, it would be fine to cut down a few trees, bamboo, etc., and tie them together.
Could it be that you won't come back?The torch is almost burnt out, and it's not what I want to stay in a place like this.
It's okay, it's okay, it takes time to cut down trees.Calm down, I want to be calm, don't scare yourself with nothing.
boom!
Fuck!I jumped straight off the ground.
what sound? !
It came from the cave!This has to be a living thing!A dead thing cannot make such a movement!
Damn Gu Yi, your uncle!You didn't say there were living things in it!It sounds so small!I want to promise them to stay because of Mao!
boom!boom!
It's a bit like the sound of footsteps, echoing in the intricately connected caves.
I looked at the surface of the water and the cave. This is where there are wolves in front and tigers in back.
If you don't come back, you're going to collect my body, my legs are already trembling involuntarily.
At this tense moment, the torch seized the opportunity and burned to the end, so hot that I dropped the torch.The rest of the wood fell to the ground and went out after a while.
Now it is really shouting that every day should not be done, and the ground is not working.
"Although the Nuo ghost is following you, Xiao Yu'er has never been sure of your value. Just now on the bamboo raft, you said you were the door, and even Ji Yun couldn't attract the Nuo ghost from you. So Xiaoyu Yu'er found out that you are the key, so it's better to keep you here in captivity. But in this way, I also found a loophole."
Gu Yi interjected: "I was just afraid that she would hear it, but it still happened. Although I don't know what the door in the dream refers to, since it is a door, it is a passage leading to somewhere. It just needs to be used for a while. Take the key to open him."
Gu Yi and Li Keqing looked at each other and nodded at me at the same time.Fuck, what do you want to do!what door!What the hell is a key!If you dare to stab me, I will desperately believe you! !
"Say it." Gu Yi raised his jaw towards me.
"What are you talking about? I don't agree! I like women, not men! Even handsome men!"
Li Keqing looked puzzled, but Gu Yi showed a mocking smile, shook his head and said, "Is your head ever serious? I want you to talk about the detailed experience."
Uh, I coughed a few times in embarrassment, and carefully explained what happened in that hall from beginning to end.
After listening to Gu Yi, he looked at me with a strange expression, and said in disbelief: "What you said doesn't sound like a dream. Could it be that you will travel here, not because you were implicated by me, but because the key to the matter really lies with you?" body?"
"Of course, I'm the number one male." I patted my chest.
"It's easy to say that." Gu Yi said to Li Keqing, "As long as we leave him as the culprit here, we can use any method to escape."
"Hey!" I hurriedly held Gu Yi back, "You can't leave me behind!"
"why?"
"Because, because... because we are brothers who share weal and woe."
"Brother or something, isn't it just used to block the knife?"
"I'll go, Gu Yi, did your parents teach you this?"
Gu Yi frowned and thought about it: "Well, my mother really didn't teach it that way."
"That's right! That's right!" I slapped my thigh, "Auntie is a kind person at first glance, you are her son, can you do this?"
"But that's what my dad taught me. If you have to do it, you do it. If you have to let go, you let it go. It's better to make a wrong move than to miss it."
"..." I turned my head speechlessly, mother, whether this son is ruthless or not is all my fault for teaching me well, ten thousand grass-mud horses are galloping past in my heart.
"but……"
"But what?"
"But if it's someone you like, then these issues of principle don't exist."
"Gu Yi, don't you like me?"
"do not like."
I jumped up and pointed at Gu Yi's nose and said, "You are so heartless! I tried to save you over and over again, ah, that was painstaking efforts, desperate fights, scars, and even my reputation!"
"You save me?"
"Actually, you save me and I save you. It doesn't matter at all, right? The key is our friendship for so many years. Who cleans your house? Who washes your clothes? Your dog is Hey! Who just ignored your reputation for your safety and admitted that you are my lover? Do you have the nerve to not like me?"
"Good?"
"That must be good!"
"you like me?"
"I like your wool—"
"You don't like me, why should I like you?"
"I like it! Damn I like it! I like it to death! I like you wearing a sweater the most!"
"Okay then." Gu Yi turned his back to me, "Then I will try to like you as much as I can."
"Huh? Okay? Then, let's go."
"Go? Where are you going?"
"Escape!"
"Well, wait, let me think of a way first."
"What the hell!" I rushed forward and grabbed his neck, "There is no way to escape, why are you still talking to me here!"
"Pfft!" Gu Yi let out a sigh of relief when I strangled him, "Let go! I have a solution."
"Say."
Gu Yi straightened his clothes and said: "These fishwives gather here, nine out of ten are not good."
"nonsense!"
Gu Yi glared at me, and continued: "Since this is the case, we can send one person to stay here to attract the fishwife with fresh meat, and the other two will take the opportunity to swim out, find a boat or something, and come back to pick up this person. "
This plan sounds reasonable and well-founded, but is it really so simple to implement?
I asked: "Even if your prediction is correct, first, where do we get fresh meat? Are we going to cut the meat to feed the fish? If I want to cut you, I won't cut it. Second, who will stay?"
"You can't go into the water in your current situation, of course you stay." Gu Yi pointed to my head.
"It's also—" I thought about it for a while, "Hey! No! After talking for a long time, you still want to leave me alone! It's useless to follow the previous one!"
"We'll definitely come back to save you."
"I don't believe it!"
Gu Yi was speechless, "Are you a pig brain? Didn't I say that I would take you back, how could I keep you here. Besides, going into the water is more dangerous, why don't you go!"
This... Call me into the water, I really feel nervous, Gu Yi should be credible.
"Then—well, you swear you must come back and save me!"
"of course."
"How do you get that piece of meat? Who cuts it?"
"You want to sacrifice your life for righteousness so much?" Gu Yi shook his head and walked to the river, looking at the black water and said, "Let's catch a fishwife first."
That's right, such a clever way, why didn't I think of it.
Gu Yi went around to collect some stones, piled them all by the river, and asked me to retreat back with a torch.
After preparing everything, he picked up a stone and threw it into the middle of the river.
This time there were two blisters on the surface of the water, and it turned out that there were more than one fishwife underwater.
Gu Yi immediately picked up another piece and threw it a little closer.
In this way, step by step, the fishwife was lured closer to the shore. During the repeated lures, it was gradually clear that the fishwife's body was smooth, without scales, and looked slippery. How could she catch it with bare hands?
The fishwife was only one or two meters away from Gu Yi. After dropping the last stone, the fishwife finally jumped out of the water, revealing her ugly head and mouth full of fangs.
There are three layers of fangs, large and small. If you bite down, the meat will be cut off by the layers of serrations, and it will be scrapped immediately.
I couldn't help shivering with fright, and got goose bumps all over my body.
Almost at the same time that the fishwife jumped out of the water, Gu Yi jumped up and kicked the fishwife on the cheek.
This kick must have been very powerful, because the fishwife, who was nearly two meters long, was kicked directly into the water.
Gu Yi landed in shallow water and splashed.He stood up immediately after falling, and quickly retreated back to the shore.
The fishwife was attacked, and when Gu Yi was still retreating, she opened her mouth even more fiercely and bit her.
Gu Yi jumped back and forth, narrowly avoiding the bites.
At this moment, half of the fishwife's body had thrown herself on the shore, Li Keqing immediately caught up with her, kicked the fishwife on the belly, and kicked the fishwife sideways to the shore.
Haha, no matter how cruel you are, a fish that has landed on the shore, I see what skills you have.
The fishwife didn't accept her fate, she spun around and threw herself on the ground.When it hit the wall, it directly wiped off a large piece of moss, which shows how powerful it is.
After a while, it gradually slowed down, and I stepped forward and kicked it hard a few times.
The body of this fishwife is about two meters long, the whole body is black without scales, and it is shiny, with a triangular head, which is as big as a washbasin, with a pair of cut tails and no fins.
"Let's cut it apart, what are you waiting for?" I kicked my feet again to relieve my anger.
I looked at Gu Yi, and Gu Yi looked at Li Keqing.
Li Keqing immediately took a step back full of precautions, and said, "What do you want to do! I will never do it, it's too dirty!"
In the end, there was no other way, and Gu Yi took up the important task. Although he moved quickly, the torch in my hand burned to the end after he cut all the fishwives into small pieces.
Gu Yi wiped his hands on the hem of his clothes, and I lit the last torch.
The blood of the fishwife fell into the river, and the river surface was like boiling water, agitating lively. It took a lot of courage to jump in this scene.
Gu Yi tightened the hem of his clothes, and said to me: "At first, throw it more frequently, throw it towards that side, and try to lure the fishwife there. Li Keqing and I will go out from the waterfall. We will come back as soon as possible, before we come back. , don’t run around, let alone act rashly, you know?”
"Nonsense, I'm not stupid, hurry up!"
I threw a dozen or so pieces of meat in the opposite direction in a row. Gu Yi cut the pieces of meat into similar portions, which happened to be a weight that could be easily thrown with one hand.
The dark streaks on the surface of the water moved towards the direction of the meat, and Gu Yi and Li Keqing quickly dived into the river without seeing any trace.
I lost it for almost 10 minutes in a row. Even if I alternated my hands, my arms were sore.
There was no movement in the direction Gu Yi and Li Keqing swam, so I should have escaped from this range, so I stopped and sat down on the floor after staying away from the river.
The surface of the water gradually calmed down, the surroundings were eerily quiet, and the sound of breathing was amplified.
My back was swaying under the light of the torch, and I always felt that there was someone behind me, and the feeling of chills was lingering. I coughed twice to embolden myself, and after looking back, I sat down against the wall.
He picked up pieces of meat on the ground and threw them into the river from time to time, making some noise.
Another ten minutes passed in a blink of an eye, and it was time for these two people to come back, but maybe it was a waste of time to find the boat, but if they couldn't find the boat, it would be fine to cut down a few trees, bamboo, etc., and tie them together.
Could it be that you won't come back?The torch is almost burnt out, and it's not what I want to stay in a place like this.
It's okay, it's okay, it takes time to cut down trees.Calm down, I want to be calm, don't scare yourself with nothing.
boom!
Fuck!I jumped straight off the ground.
what sound? !
It came from the cave!This has to be a living thing!A dead thing cannot make such a movement!
Damn Gu Yi, your uncle!You didn't say there were living things in it!It sounds so small!I want to promise them to stay because of Mao!
boom!boom!
It's a bit like the sound of footsteps, echoing in the intricately connected caves.
I looked at the surface of the water and the cave. This is where there are wolves in front and tigers in back.
If you don't come back, you're going to collect my body, my legs are already trembling involuntarily.
At this tense moment, the torch seized the opportunity and burned to the end, so hot that I dropped the torch.The rest of the wood fell to the ground and went out after a while.
Now it is really shouting that every day should not be done, and the ground is not working.
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