my queen is a man

I squeezed out between the two of them, Gu Yi opened his eyes as soon as I moved, looked at me, stretched out his hand to hook my waist, closed his eyes again and fell asleep.

Fuck!Where are you touching your hands? What's the matter with three big men rolling and sleeping together today!I woke them up with a kick, "You two fags, get up!"

Li Keqing flipped over like a carp, stayed for a long time before recovering, and crawled over Gu Yi and me with both hands and feet.Opening the window to look at the sky, he came back annoyed and woke up Gu Yi who was still pretending to be dead.

"Why is it so quiet?" I walked out of the small courtyard and found that there was no movement in the other rooms.

Li Keqing stretched her waist and said: "They rushed to Yanjingwei last night, let's pack up quickly and go to the patriarch and go back to Beijing."

Just as we were about to set off after everything was ready, a flying horse galloped in front of us, swirling the sand and dust.

"Tell the patriarch that there is something wrong with Yanjingwei!" The man on the horse was wounded all over his body, and the blood dripping from his back stained the horse's body red.

"How did this happen? Where's Li Qidao?" Without waiting for the patriarch to speak, Li Keqing asked anxiously.

"There is no news from Yanjing Wei, and our brothers who are on standby are ambushed."

"The patriarch——Kidou also went, how could this happen?"

The patriarch tightened the reins, thought for a while and said, "I'll go and have a look."

"I'll go too!" Li Keqing said immediately.

"You are escorting them back to Beijing. I heard that the court has become suspicious. Be careful along the way, and don't cause trouble again!"

Li Keqing wanted to argue, but after thinking about it, he replied honestly: "Yes!"

Most of the rest of the Li family followed us, and a small part followed the patriarch to Yanjingwei.

The journey was tedious due to the constant bumps, I thought for a long time and finally summoned up the courage to ask, "Gu Yi?"

"Huh?" We were still on the same horse, he replied behind my head.

"Is your Taoism inherent or acquired?"

"What do you want?" Gu Yi stared at me inquiringly.

"Then what, I want to learn. If you can't save yourself, you can at least defend yourself." I have made up my mind that I can no longer rely on others to protect me, so I must at least start working hard.

"You can't learn."

"Hey?? Why? How do you know you won't learn it if you haven't learned it yet?"

"Because you are too stupid."

"Gu Yi! If you continue to discriminate against my IQ, believe it or not, I will turn against you every minute."

"Don't slander me, I can't discriminate against something that doesn't exist."

"Ahh! Gu Yi, are you sent by God to beat me?"

Gu Yimeng stretched out his hand and grabbed a leaf that was blowing in the wind, "Stretch out your hand."

"what?"

Gu Yi put the leaves in my palm, and when a gust of wind blew, I quickly put my hands together.

"Imagine." Gu Yi ordered simply.

"Imagine what?"

"Imagine the leaves changing."

"What? What changes? Turns into a hamburger?"

"Anything that changes, grabs the first thought."

I closed my eyes and said to the leaves, "Become a hamburger, become a hamburger, become a hamburger."

The leaves did not move for a long time, so I asked, "What if there is no change?"

"Then you can be a good-for-nothing with peace of mind."

"So are they all inherent attribute points?"

"It's not true, there are also acquired bonuses. I know a friend who is born with extremely weak spiritual power. He has been in various schools since he was a child. I don't know how well he learned. Anyway, he has learned all the Taoism."

"Isn't that amazing?"

"At least she is very good within her own ability, and I admire her efforts."

"Okay!" I was encouraged and continued to close my eyes and meditate. Maybe it's wrong to become a hamburger. After all, a hamburger is something that doesn't exist in this era. "Become a roast chicken, become a roast chicken, become a roast chicken!"

After another ten minutes, I took a closer look at the leaves, and I asked Gu Yi seriously: "Do you think it's a little greener?"

"Fuck off."

"Is your test accurate? It's useless at all." I said discouraged.

Li Keqing walked with us, smiled and picked a leaf from the passing tree and put it in the palm of my hand. I watched the leaf slowly float up and float above the palm of my hand.Li Keqing waved his hand, and the leaf groaned like a flying knife and shot out.

"I'm going—such a change." I marveled.

"No, whether it's flying, hard like a sword, or turning into ashes, there are many types of changes, and it can be regarded as the main ability to distinguish each person." Li Keqing explained, " What did you imagine just now?"

"Roast chicken."

Li Keqing twitched her lips, but couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at—" Gu Yi knocked me on the back of my head before I finished speaking.

"Concentrate, I'll give you another hour."

"What does one hour mean?" Li Keqing asked.

"It's our time unit, half an hour."

As soon as I closed my eyes, I was interrupted by Li Keqing's question. I couldn't help complaining: "What do you mean, Li Keqing, are you a hundred thousand why? Why does it rain when there is thunder? Why is there winter and summer? I don't know." There are so many mysteries, oh, oh, oh, you two can play Brother Haier if you take off your clothes."

"What is Brother Haier?"

Gu Yi covered my mouth and said helplessly, "It's just a play."

"Wow, you still have to take off your clothes and act in the scene there."

I can even imagine Gu Yi's head full of black lines in the back. This is called one mountain and another mountain.

"There are still five or ten minutes." Gu Yi said to me dumbfounded.

I was full of energy, not to mention changes, I almost fell asleep, what the hell is this, I was so annoyed, Gu Yi was still urging me from behind, "It's time."

"I don't agree!"

"Don't accept it!"

I'm going, this broken leaf stumped me!Holding it back, I rubbed the leaves with both hands and vented the anger in my chest.But the more you knead, the more angry you get. It's really useless, and you can't even pass the first level!Why do you want to stand up and become the master from now on!

Pooh!I spit on myself and threw the broken leaf out vigorously. With a bang, a small ball of fire drew a parabola from my hand and fell in the middle of the road, where it was kicked out by the horse.

"Huh?!" I couldn't believe my eyes, what happened just now?I turned to look at Gu Yi.

Gu Yi looked at the small ball of flames, at me, and at Li Keqing, the three of us were all stupid there. "

"That, that one just now, did I succeed?"

"Ah."

"What a surprise."

"Ah."

I finally couldn't help laughing triumphantly, "Come on, go on, what's the next step? Let the storm be more violent! Fight for the Communist International! Gu Yi, I just love to see you want to kill yourself It’s like I can’t do it again, haha.”

Li Keqing was still surprised, she was taken aback when she heard my laughter, she came back to her senses and said with a smile: "The patriarch is also good at turning things into fire."

"Oh? Maybe I can become as powerful as the patriarch."

"Do you believe it yourself?" Gu Yi's stomach was full of complaints, "But you may be a little taller than the friend I mentioned, she took three days for the first change."

"Three days? Isn't it one hour?"

"One hour is for you."

"Gu Yi!" My teeth itch with hatred.

When I arrived in the capital, I was able to conjure a fireball the size of my head with the talisman drawn by Gu Yi, but I couldn't control it casually, and I was very dissatisfied with this result.

"How can such a bigger fireball protect itself?"

"Don't be too greedy! You still have four years to go to college!" Gu Yi leaned on the edge of the bed and cursed.

"Yes yes yes." It's not that I don't understand, but I'm just impatient.

"It's already pretty good." Gu Yi probably added another sentence because he saw that I was downcast.

"Shouldn't I be rewarded for being such a good student?"

"Reward? Did you pay the apprenticeship ceremony?"

"What do you want? Just say it!" I patted my chest.

Gu Yi seemed to be thinking very seriously, with a serious expression on his face, staring at me for a long time.

"Think, what do you want to do? I only sell my body, not my art."

"Come here." Gu Yi sat up and hooked his fingers at me.

"Our relationship will not be forgiven by society."

"come over!"

I obediently sat down beside him.

"Just a few questions for you."

"Oh." I was subconsciously afraid of serious questions, and didn't want to hear bad news.

"If I can't take you back, will you blame me?" Gu Yi asked directly without beating around the bush.

"No." It turned out to be this problem, but I felt relieved.

"why?"

"Didn't you say that the main reason why I wear it here is me? It's you, why would you ask such a question?"

Gu Yi looked away from my face, "The more you understand it, the more you will be scared. I'm not sure I have the ability to go back to the original era. Promise me one thing?"

"what?"

Gu Yi sighed, "If you have the opportunity to go back, you must go back first."

I pondered Gu Yi's words blankly, and decided to face it bravely. After struggling, I asked softly, "Gu Yi, have you—"

"what?"

"Is there—hi—"

The door was kicked open with a bang.

I suppressed the madness in my heart, I didn't even want to know who the hell broke in! !