My boyfriend could be a serial killer, wait online!

, don’t forget to go, I’ll ask Xiaoyi to send you the address later. "

Zheng Qi pushed down the car window and poked his head out to agree, "Understood, bye."

Zheng Jianye watched Zheng Qi's car drive away, frowned deeply, and sighed to call his wife and son home.

08 chapter

Zheng Qi drove to his mother's place in less than 2 minutes. When he got out of the car, he saw Sun Haiyan and Qin Jiajia waiting for him at the gate. His mother was like a little swallow, rushing towards him with enthusiastic small steps and hugging him. , and then skillfully pulled Zheng Qi's tie, lowered his neck and slapped two mouthfuls, leaving two lipstick marks on Zheng Qi's face.

"Hahaha……"

Zheng Qi looked up and saw that Sun Haiyan was looking at them with Sun Chengdong who didn't know when they appeared and smiled. The little girl was leaning forward and back together happily. , can you restrain yourself a little bit?"

"I can't, son, Mom hasn't seen you for a long time, and you didn't say to come and see me." Qin Jiajia let go of her son's neck and walked back with Zheng Qi's arm. This handsome son belongs to her. Qin Jiajia was very proud.

When the two walked to the door, Zheng Qi greeted Sun Chengdong: "Uncle Sun."

Sun Chengdong nodded and smiled. This man wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and his whole body was full of maturity. Anyway, he didn't look like a person who could manipulate Qin Jiajia and show his affection in front of Zheng Jianye.

For this, Zheng Qi admired him a lot, so he was not as indifferent to him as he was to Xiao Mei and Qin Jiajia's ex-husband.

Zheng Qi had finished greeting Sun Chengdong here, but Sun Haiyan was still laughing. The little girl had a low smile, covering her stomach and her eyes into two upside-down brackets. The braids on both sides of her head flickered.

Zheng Qi stretched out his hand and pinched the tip of her nose speechlessly, and said, "It's alright, keep smiling."

Seeing Zheng Qi at close range, Sun Haiyan couldn't stop laughing: "Hahaha, you hate me, don't pinch me, haha, Auntie's tricks are too skilled, haha, I can't do it, my stomach hurts."

Zheng Qi grabbed her dangling pigtail and pulled it: "Don't laugh, the gift is in the car, hurry up and get it." After finishing speaking, he put the key in her hand, and entered the house with Qin Jiajia and Sun Chengdong.

As soon as we entered, the lobby on the first floor was full of ribbons and balloons, and there were many people in it. Zheng Qi saw that they were all little girls who were about the same age as Sun Haiyan, and there were a few little boys.

Just as Zheng Qi sat down on the sofa with his mother and Sun Chengdong, the girl outside, Sun Haiyan, rushed in from outside screaming, with a long box under her arm and a bouquet of flowers in one hand, like a small steel cannon As if rushing into the group of her classmates, Zheng Qi twitched the corners of his mouth, knowing that she liked that thing.

Zheng Qi basically spent the whole night chatting with Qin Jiajia and Sun Chengdong in a nutritious chat, and they separated for a while while cutting the cake, which made Zheng Qi feel awkward all over.

Two candles are inserted on the five-story big cake, one eleven and seven represent the flowery age of 17 years old.

Because there were too many people lighting the candles, Zheng Qi followed the flow of people and was squeezed into a corner. In the candlelight, Sun Haiyan closed her eyes and clasped her hands together to make a wish. His mother, Qin Jiajia and Sun Chengdong, stood next to her, one on the left and one on the right. Looking at Sun Haiyan with a loving smile, Zheng Qi suddenly felt that this was a family.

Zheng Qi felt that he was ugly like a big man, but his sudden sensibility tonight was a bit uncontrollable like a wild dog with prolapsed anus.In order not to embarrass himself, Brother Qi quietly withdrew from the crowd.

After Zheng Qi drove the car out of the community, he sent a text message to his mother, telling her that he went back first.Fortunately, his mother didn't call him, but only replied a text message asking him to be careful on the road, and told him not to forget to attend the funeral the day after tomorrow, otherwise Zheng Qi's precarious male self-esteem would probably be like a diaper, Windwardly, it fell to the feet.

It was already 09:30 at night when we got home. As soon as Zheng Qi opened the door and entered the house, his grandma came out from the back room. Zheng Qi took off his coat and hung it up in front of the big wardrobe in the living room. His grandma walked away beside Zheng Qi. Walking around, as soon as there was no smell of alcohol, I felt relieved and said, "I didn't drink any alcohol today, I came back so early, I thought it would take eleven or twelve o'clock to get home."

"Oh, they're all Yanyan's classmates. What kind of wine do a group of brats drink? I've been chatting with my mother and Uncle Sun all night. Does grandma still have food? I'm hungry because I haven't eaten tonight."

"Wait, I'll warm it up for you." Saying that, the old lady went into the kitchen.

Zheng Qi took advantage of this time to go back to the house and change into his pajamas, and went to the bathroom to take a shower. When he came out, there were two dishes on the table, and his grandmother made him a bowl of seaweed soup.

Zheng Qi picked up the soup bowl, took a big sip, and felt warm from the bottom of his heart.

The next day, Zheng Qi got up early to go to work. When he was queuing up to buy pancakes, Zheng Qi stood dishonestly. Looking left and right, he saw the cover of the morning newspaper on the newsstand, which happened to be the picture of the news interviewing residents at noon yesterday.Zheng Qi accidentally paid a dollar to buy a copy, and then queued up to relive yesterday's news.

But in the end, he couldn't tell the difference between what was in the newspaper and what was in yesterday's news.

It was 30 seconds before 08:30 when we arrived at the store. The manager Li Guangli was standing at the door looking out.

After fingerprinting, Zheng Qi went to the bathroom to tidy up his appearance for a long time. When he looked in the mirror, the hair on his head was swaying in the wind, and his tie was all running crookedly. He was so elegant in his clothes today.

Zheng Qi dawdled in the toilet for about [-] minutes. As soon as he went out, he saw Li Guangli hovering at the door. Zheng Qi said politely that he was all right, and let Li Guangli go in without worry.

When Li Guangli saw how handsome Zheng Qi picked up, he was a little dazed, and when he came back to his senses, he felt quite uncomfortable and said: "I don't go to the toilet, you said you have nothing to do, what are you doing with so much energy, and let people live? "

Zheng Qi smiled shyly, and patted Li Guangli's slightly protruding belly casually: "How can you make people remember you if you don't keep up your spirits? How can you introduce customers to me if you don't engrave me deeply in your heart? If you don't introduce You don’t have to hurry with me if the customer doesn’t have an order!”

Zheng Qi went to his locker in the dressing room and took out his client book. Seeing that Li Guangli was still following him, he asked, "Oh, by the way, why are you following me?"

Li Guangli slapped his forehead, and blamed Zheng Qi for turning his obsession: "Then why did a client come to you yesterday and asked you to buy a house, she was Ji Jie last year. I allocated a few houses, you can contact her later. "

"Oh, that's no problem, I'll take care of her! But I have to tell you something, I have to ask for a day off tomorrow." Zheng Qi took the note that Li Guangli handed him.

"What? Didn't you just finish rest yesterday? Could it be because of your cat again? Hey, did your cat suffer from some terminal illness?" Li Guangli became anxious when he heard that Zheng Qi wanted to ask for leave.

"Fuck your second uncle, your cat is terminally ill! Can you say something nice, I tell you that if you want to stay like this, I'm in a hurry with you."

09 chapter

Li Guangli asked desperately, "What's the matter with you asking for leave?"

"To attend the funeral, you can't go." Zheng Qi took the client book and walked to his desk.

Upon hearing this, Li Guangli asked, "Your relatives? My condolences!"

Zheng Qi said impatiently: "It's not my relative, but an uncle from my father's generation. My parents insisted on letting me go. How about this, I'll take care of the one with the surname Ji today, so don't worry about it."

When Li Guangli heard this, his small eyes glistened, but he still said hypocritically: "It can be done within this month, don't push yourself too hard."

Zheng Qi chased him away like a fly with a wave of his hand. Your mother is already on her 30th today, so she can do it this month. He is not guilty of paralysis.

Li Guangli didn't care about being rejected by Zheng Qi, and sat down near Zheng Qi with a smile on his face to watch Zheng Qi contact clients.

The client surnamed Ji is an old client of Zheng Qi. He was originally a demolition household. After the demolition, Zheng Qi helped him buy a house. This eldest sister has a good impression of Zheng Qi.

As soon as Zheng Qi dialed the phone, he immediately answered: "Zheng Qi, I went to your store to look for you yesterday. They said you were not there, so I went home and waited for your call. This time my son is getting married and wants to buy a house." , you have to do your best to help eldest sister."

"No problem Ji, I happen to have a few houses that are especially suitable for wedding rooms. Today is Sunday, and the weather is so good. Let's come out and look at the house? By the way, your son is at home, call his partner and let's go together Let's take a look?" Zheng Qi has no morals to call a client who is about his mother's age sister, without any pressure.

Sister Ji agreed with all her mouth: "ah, I'm at home, I'm at home. Then you can make an appointment for me. We really have to pay close attention to this matter. I'm not afraid of your jokes. They are getting married with their sons."

Zheng Qi smiled: "Congratulations, Sister Ji, you have a grandson in your arms at such a young age, and you may see your great-grandson in the future. This is a great blessing!"

Sister Ji laughed over there, obviously very happy in her heart.

Zheng Qi made this ticket very happily. The client, Sister Ji's family, knew Zheng Qi. This time, she was quite open when she came out to look at the house, and because of the success of the last time, she especially believed in Zheng Qi.

The few houses assigned by the manager Li Guangli are also quite in place. Zheng Qi took the family to see five houses this morning, and the first four houses are basically not satisfactory.There is something wrong with the cheap layout or lighting, or the traffic is inconvenient.The orientation is good, the layout is good, the community is new, and the house is suitable for any place, and the price is very expensive.

The last house is Zheng Qi’s trump card. It is a two-bedroom apartment of more than 80 square meters, facing north and south, and the subway is 500 meters away from the community. The house is a bit old, but it was repainted last year. It looks new. Compared with the previous set, this set is expensive and not so conspicuous.

After looking at so many houses in the morning, Sister Ji's family was a little overwhelmed, so Zheng Qi took the opportunity to increase his efforts to fool around.Just kidding, the first four houses are the foreshadowing he found out, and the house he really wants to sell to Sister Ji's family is the one in front of him.

Zheng Qi ate lunch with Sister Ji's family. During this period, Sister Ji's family was moved by Zheng Qi to invite the landlord to come over for a detailed discussion. This landlord is also Zheng Qi's regular customer and knows Zheng Qi very well.

This afternoon, Zheng Qi made peace with the two sides like a little bee. It was not until after [-] o'clock in the evening that the contract was signed and the deposit was paid. It was agreed that after the transfer of ownership next Monday, Zheng Qi sent the two parties away.

Li Guangli was so happy that he chased after Zheng Qi's ass and insisted on inviting him to dinner. He looked at Zheng Qi as if he was looking at a goddess. He was so tender that his skin was wet. Zheng Qi made him sick with goosebumps.

Stretching out his hand to push Li Guangli away, Zheng Qi frowned and said seriously: "Do you have any unreasonable thoughts about me? Does your wife know?"

"That's what you said, don't you know about our relationship?" Li Guangli gave Zheng Qi a fake look.

Zheng Qi made him shiver violently: "Don't make trouble, you have to thank me and pay me ten yuan to take a taxi home. I really don't want to wait for the bus."

"Let's forget it. I can still get a meal, but I can't get a taxi." Li Guangli blinked his small eyes, with a calculating face.

Zheng Qi let this bitch do nothing, he was so tired that he was too lazy to fart with him, so he waved his hand and said: "Go away, I'm so fucking exhausted, you can just fuck for a day, log on to my account to help me!" I'll back off, let's go first."

When Zheng Qi didn't go out, he wanted to spend money, but as soon as he opened the door to go out, he saw Te 2 swaying over. Zheng Qi struggled and went up.

The time was approaching 2:2 p.m., and the special [-], which was usually crowded with people who wanted to squeeze into the photos, seemed a bit empty. Zheng Qi, who had never occupied a seat in the special [-], found a seat by the window and sat down comfortably today.

The car started slowly, and Zheng Qi headed to the car window to look at the night scene out of the window. The whole person was lazy and exhausted. After a day of hard work, he was so busy talking at noon that he barely ate two bites of food. He has been hungry until now. Zheng Qi is now full of There is no place in my bones that does not hurt.

When Zheng Qi arrived home, only his grandma was at home. Usually, old men and women would go out for a walk together. Today, because Zheng Qi came back late, his grandma didn’t go out. Can eat hot meals.

Zheng Qi went to change his clothes first, and then washed his face. His grandma handed him a bowl of soup and asked, "Why are you back so late?"

Zheng Qi took the soup and drank it while it was hot, and then answered while eating: "I sold a house, and I haven't been free since I left in the morning."

"You said that you are also a rich second generation. If you have a good house, you have to live with the two of us. You don't go to the good job that your father arranged for you, and you work hard every day outside. Your reputation in the industry is not good. It's not very good, what are you trying to do?" Zheng Qi, the eldest grandson, was brought up by shit and piss, but she really couldn't understand it day by day.

Zheng Qi sneered: "What kind of rich second generation am I? He Lian is called the rich second generation. If I don't move away, I can't bear to part with you two. What's more, I'm still a big man who holds [-]% of the shares. Shareholders, I don’t want to work for the old man. I just wait for him to make money and then I get dividends. Yes."

"Fuck you, can you have a good chat, you can't stop your mouth even if you eat." Zheng Qi's grandma slapped him.

"What you said is contradictory, and you want me to have a good chat, and you want me to just eat and not talk, you just kill me. Why do you think it's so tiring to be a human~ hehehehe~." Zheng When Qi said that he sighed and hummed three times at the end, the old lady made him laugh like a little girl, patted him and then covered his mouth and giggled happily.

The next morning, Zheng Qi got up very early and occupied the toilet all morning. His grandfather Zheng Chenggong smashed the door several times, but Zheng Qi didn't open it. Later, the old man was so overwhelmed that he couldn't go to the public toilet outside the community.

At first, Zheng Qi went in to make himself handsome, and after finishing it, he admired it for a long time before he remembered that he was going to the funeral today. Although he really didn't have much impression of Sun Jiyuan, his parents' attitude was not very good. Dare to make mistakes, after all, this is a very solemn thing.

So Zheng Qi tried his best to make it ugly again. After the modification, no matter how you look at it, how troublesome you are, you will be blind to his handsome face that is shocking and weeping ghosts and gods. .

Fortunately, such shameless words were not heard by others, otherwise I would have to spit out the meal overnight, and I have never seen such a person who does not want Bilian.

10 chapter

Zheng Qi went out in a black suit and black tie for the last time. He thought of someone, and he wanted to bring a pair of black sunglasses. However, it was cloudy and rainy today. This combination would inevitably make people misunderstand that he is crazy. Zheng Qi Just refrained from wearing it.

The funeral was held in Nanshan Cemetery. When Zheng Qi drove to the entrance of the cemetery, his father Zheng Jianye and his family stood on the left side of the gate, and his mother Qin Jiajia's family stood on the right side of the gate. people.

After the car stopped steadily, Zheng Qi sat and dawdled for a while before going down. The rain outside was not too heavy, but it didn't stop for a moment. Zheng Qi walked forward with difficulty while supporting a black umbrella that he found out specially.

When he was walking forward, he saw a group of people in black suits on both sides of the road, who were forming a circle and didn't know what they were doing. The little girl untied her girdle.

She was carrying a long white dress and a transparent umbrella rushing over and hugged Zheng Qi's arm, calling out sweetly.Zheng Qi saw that she was so familiar with her galloping posture, she almost raised her hand to cover her tie reflexively, but finally held back.

Sun Haiyan raised her head and stuck out her tongue at him, blinked mischievously, and naturally took Zheng Qi to his mother's side.

Xiao Mei pushed Zheng Yi when she saw the situation over there. Zheng Yi looked back with doubts in his eyes and saw his mother looking at him expectantly, and suddenly his head grew dizzy. Zheng Qi was still upset when he walked to the past.

Zheng Yi turned back to look at his father with some luck, but saw that his father actually showed encouragement when he looked at him. Is it cheating my son or cheating my son?

Seeing that Sun Haiyan was about to take Zheng Qi over there, Zheng Yi gritted his teeth and threw the umbrella and ran towards Zheng Qi. The speed was as fast as a gust of wind, which shocked Zheng Qi and Sun Haiyan. , Zheng Qi looked at his little brother like that and almost thought he was coming to fight him.

Sun Haiyan let go of Zheng Qi's arm and ran away, leaving Zheng Qi standing there alone. Originally, Zheng Qi wanted to run too, but she felt that it was shameless so she didn't move.

When Zheng Yi ran up to Zheng Qi, he braked suddenly, took a look at Zheng Qi, silently called brother, then took Zheng Qi's hand and walked towards Zheng Jianye and Xiao Mei.

The two brothers walked very fast, and the soles of their feet were full of wind and tigers. Zheng Yi thought about it for his parents, and he was also very hardworking.

Sun Haiyan jumped from behind: "Hey! Why are you still robbing halfway?"

Zheng Yi felt a little complacent, and ignored Sun Haiyan's yelling. He dragged Zheng Qi and kept walking. Then he retired.

Zheng Qi yelled at Zheng Jianye and Xiao Mei with a stiff face, and smiled. Qin Jiajia's nose was almost crooked. As soon as she rolled up her sleeves, she wanted to go forward to snatch her son back, but Sun Chengdong stopped her and persuaded her for a long time.

Zheng Qi and the others spoke in a non-salty way. The group of people surrounding the road suddenly became hot and noisy. Zheng Qizheng was a little impatient. When he heard the movement, he turned around and saw that group of people whooped for some reason. They spread out, and a handsome young man leaked out from inside. The young man clutched his bag and didn't know what he was doing. Zheng Qi was amused when he saw it. Isn't that someone?

This is really the reincarnation of a catastrophe. How come every time he meets him, he can make something happen?

In view of the fact that the last two attempts to help were not successful, Zheng Qi didn't want to bother him this time, so he planned to watch the fun with his arms folded.

But Zheng Qi didn't want to take care of him, but Zhuang Yan didn't want to let him go. He didn't know what to do at this moment. When he looked up, he saw Zheng Qi, a bitch, watching his jokes from a distance. Zhuang Yan thought that the two of them knew each other. Look at him. When he was in trouble, he didn't even say to help, he turned his eyes and solemnly stretched out a hand towards Zheng Qi, and opened his mouth with sadness and joy on his face: "Husband, dear, I'm here! What about you, Zheng Qi, how about you?" Where do you see it?"

The expression on Zheng Qi's face was cracked at that time, and his mouth was opened quite wide, which made Zhuang Yan said that he was confused.How does your mother know what her name is?Zheng Qi didn't remember telling him!

How did Zheng Qi know that it was Zhuang Yan who rode in his car last time, there was a box of Zheng Qi’s new business cards on the side of the car for Zhuang Yan to see, seeing Zheng Qi’s ghostly expression, Zhuang Yan felt relieved and asked him to scare him with a cat , let him die today.

"Fuck, what are you talking about? Who is your husband?" Zheng Qi felt the weird atmosphere around him, and endured the feeling of breaking eggs to distinguish for himself.

Zhuang Yan doesn't care if Zheng Qi's egg is broken or not, what he wants is the shock of the people around him, and then he can take the opportunity to escape.

Zheng Qi watched helplessly as this dude pulled out a slit from the middle of the pile of black suits after saying such earth-shattering words, stabbed and ran away like a loach.

The group of black suits saw people running away, and the captain of the bodyguard among them turned around to see what Zheng Jianye said. Zheng Jianye shook his head at him, so the group of people did not chase back here.

Zheng Qi cleared his throat and was about to say something. He walked out of the park and said, "Mr. Zheng, Ms. Qin, the memorial service is about to begin. Mrs. Sun asked me to come out and invite you in."

Zheng Jianye nodded. Before walking in, both he and Qin Jiajia gave Zheng Qi a meaningful look. Zheng Qi was also a bachelor. He wanted to explain, but now he came out when he got angry. Oh, what's the matter, you still want him to carry on the family line of Lao Zheng's family?Let your youngest son go.

11 chapter

There is a small auditorium in Nanshan Cemetery, which can not accommodate many people, but today's funeral is just right.Zheng Qi walked slowly behind his father and his mother's two families, like a night visitor who didn't intervene or blend in.

There are very few people in the small auditorium, no more than [-] people, and the room is full of wreaths and elegiac couplets. In the middle of the hall, there is a table full of flowers, which is usually used to put the dead body for relatives and friends to pay their respects to. of.

Zheng Qi was shocked when he saw this scene. Didn't I say that your sister was fried to pieces?Then what are you looking up to?

Zheng Qi made up the bloody scene in his brain, black lines fell off his forehead one by one.

After entering the auditorium, Zheng Qi and his mother Qin Jiajia stood together, knowing the son like a mother. Although Qin Jiajia didn't live with her son for a long time, she still had occasional telepathy.Now when I saw Zheng Qi staring at the dead body table in the middle, I knew what he was thinking.

Qin Jiajia raised her hand and slapped Zheng Qi. The movement was skillful. She lowered her voice and said, "What are you thinking? If you want to put it, it is also a urn."

"Oh..." Zheng Qi let out a long breath in a low voice.

Zheng Qi's mother stood next to him for a while, then went to talk to Mrs. Sun, Zheng Qi grabbed Sun Haiyan who was also about to sneak past and asked, "Hey, why did my dad's bodyguards surround that kid outside just now?" ?”

Sun Haiyan's round eyes rolled straight away, and finally she stared at Zheng Qi with a smile and said, "Brother, are you two really that kind of relationship?"

Zheng Qi choked for a moment and pretended not to understand: "What's the matter?"

"It's a gay relationship? I think he calls you husband. Could it be that you are still a legendary little gong?" Sun Haiyan's voice was a little inexplicably excited.

Zheng Qi nodded, and proudly said: "That must be, with his small body, your brother and I can press him without breaking a sweat."

Sun Haiyan covered her mouth and widened her eyes. Seeing her like that, Zheng Qi recalled it and scolded: "Fuck you, I let you take him to the ditch. Don't say that I don't know him at all."

Sun Haiyan gave Zheng Qi a look of "You are lying to a ghost", and then, without waiting for Zheng Qi to distinguish a few words, she covered her mouth and walked quickly to Qin Jiajia.

Zheng Qi watched her walk up to Qin Jiajia and whispered something in her ear, Qin Jiajia looked back at him, Zheng Qi smacked his mouth, feeling a bit bitter in his mouth, he probably jumped into the Yellow River I can't wash it off either.

Thinking about it, Zheng Qi suddenly had a terrible idea in his heart. He wanted to just keep doing it, and next time he saw that guy rape him directly, and cook the raw rice.Anyway, he calls himself husband, so he probably doesn't break the law if he does this or that?

Zheng Qi's heart beat faster, and his lips were a little dry, as if he had been dehydrated for several days.

The memorial service was held unhurriedly. Mrs. Sun didn't seem to be very sad about Sun Jiyuan's death at all. The whole audience was talking with people in low voices, and even pushed the body to be cremated (because of special circumstances, the ashes were put here, and now directly Go to the burial.) This tear-jerking scene is all about calm.

Zheng Qi thought so too, her husband and mistress could not have been born in the same year, the same month and the same day, they had already died in the same year, the same month and the same day, although they were not buried together, but they were so shattered that there is probably me in you and you in me, death is inseparable.As the original wife who has not yet divorced, it is not bad to be able to do what he is doing now, at least he will hold a memorial service for him.

Zheng Qi felt that Mrs. Sun had a very good heart. Let alone the luxurious cemetery for the memorial service, he probably just dug a hole in any corner and buried it.

Zheng Qi didn't know why his parents had to let him attend the funeral of a stranger, but out of respect for the deceased, Zheng Qi still bowed three times respectfully when presenting flowers, and silently recited the past life The mantra said something to let the dead rest in peace.

At the end of the funeral, Zheng Qi took advantage of his parents and Mrs. Sun to run away alone. When he tiptoed out, he saw Sun Chengdong looking at him with a smile. Zheng Qi gestured to him, and Sun Chengdong nodded and turned back. Qin Jiajia hugged her and didn't let her look back.

On the way home, his mother, Qin Jiajia, called Zheng Qi one after another, but Zheng Qi didn't answer any of them, because there was no way to explain it, and at the same time, he felt that there was nothing to explain, not to mention that he didn't become gay now, It's just that one day he really bent...

Let's talk about it then!

Zheng Qi was so hungry when he got home, he left the house early in the morning, and arrived home around noon, his grandparents had already finished eating, Zheng Qi groaned around the old lady as soon as he entered the house, his grandma went to After heating up the rice, greet Zheng Qi: "Hey, little pig, come and stuff the rice!"

"Grandma, if you say you are like this, I can't bear to talk about you. What good does it do you and my grandfather to compare me to a pig? Even the ancient emperors knew that they could not destroy the nine clans."

Before Zheng Qi's grandma could react, his grandfather Zheng Chenggong was not happy: "Hey, you bastard, I didn't mention you, what are you doing with me?"

Zheng Qi said without raising his head and eyes, "Then we are in the same household registration book, of course it has something to do with it."

Huahua didn't know when she ran out, and she was huddling around Zheng Qi at the moment. At noon today, his grandma made braised octopus. They picked up the thorny meat with two chopsticks when they were eating. This cat is greedy. How could it be eaten, the cat couldn't resist the temptation when the smell of hot rice came out just now.

Isn't this Zheng Qi who just ate it and ran out to find his father to show off his cuteness?

Zheng Qi's grandma picked up Huahua, touched its head and said, "Don't make trouble, just take two bites, if you eat too much, you won't be able to digest it."

After coaxing the cat, the old lady said to Zheng Qi: "Eat yours, there are so many seasonings in it, you can't give it to the cat. Later, I will make it alone with less salt, less oil and no spices."

Zheng Qi nodded when he heard it, and then gave his girl a look that his father couldn't help.

12 chapter

In the afternoon, Zheng Qi was sitting at home playing games alone. His grandpa and grandma went to the chess and card room to watch people play mahjong. These two old men and old ladies were very interesting. Except for playing during the Chinese New Year, when they usually go to the table in person Very few, most of them are to watch others play.

The two of them can see a lot of fun by looking at the cards a day. Today, this woman cheats on her husband and hooks up with a poker friend for a few legs, and tomorrow the man has changed to another neighbor.It is said that there is an old demon lady in the chess and card room at the entrance of their community. She is 70 or [-] years old and dressed up every day. An old man today and a young man tomorrow can live a good day.

Zheng Qi got goosebumps all over when he thought of that old lady, because before he heard his grandma gossip, he once met her and praised him for being handsome.Zheng Qi sat cross-legged in front of the computer and wobbled uncontrollably. Huahua squatted on Zheng Qi's bedside and saw his father trembling like a psychopath, and gave a strange 'meow'.

The game Zheng Qi played was a web game, adapted from a famous novel. Zheng Qi loved reading that novel. One day when he saw the name of the game while playing a small game, he clicked on it.

Zheng Qi is an online game idiot, he is not very good at it.That day, after he registered randomly, he found out that there was a whole female number. Zheng Qi didn't pay much attention to it. Anyway, he didn't plan to play for a long time. He just clicked in to have a look because he was curious.

On the day when Zheng Qi started playing, He Lian happened to call him because he had nothing to do. He heard that it was strange that Zheng Qi was playing games, so he also registered an account to play with him. In the blink of an eye, Zheng Qi hadn’t reached level 50 yet. Lian has already reached level 60.

He Lian’s prodigal gadget cost over [-] yuan on the first day of playing, bought a gold VIP, smashed equipment, made a bunch of fancy clothes and mounts, and then laughed at Zheng Qijian’s personal demon account while mailing the couple’s mounts give him.

Zheng Qi is different from He Lian. Zheng Qi has money but never loses money. He knows where to enjoy and where to be restrained.He never feels bad about spending money in big places, but places like gambling and playing games are a dead end.

Zheng Qi and his district plus He Lian have a total of three local tyrants, exactly one for each faction. Zheng Qi often suspects that except for He Lian, the rest of them are all tyrants.

He Lian is an idiot who likes to compare money with others when he is fine. There is an event in this game called "Money Tree", where 10 ingots are shaken once, which is one dollar once converted into RMB. Shake the tree, and often yell at the shameless top monster in the world: "XX, shake the tree off! If you keep shaking, I will bite you off tonight!"

Zheng Qi rarely went online today. As soon as he boarded, He Lian sent a message asking: "Hey, why are you so busy today? Didn't you go to work?"

Zheng Qi: "No, I'm on leave."

He Lian: "Ask for leave? What kind of leave are you asking for? Are you menstruating?"

Zheng Qi: "Here comes your uncle!!!"

He Lian: "Emma, ​​you are really different. A few years ago, you said that you are very talented and different, so the difference lies in this!"

Zheng Qi: "Get out of here! Bastard! I'm Jiji's talent, you know what a fart."

He Lian: "What are you talking about? Are the arms of a baby as long as the legend has it, or have two heads? Let me tell you that the above statements are outdated. I think what is talent, can you It’s nothing to grow up, it’s really amazing to be able to shrink back and attack yourself.”

Zheng Qi: "He Lianlian, did you take gunpowder today? Brother, don't tell me you are uncomfortable?"

He Lian: "It's not that I took gunpowder today, it's that you didn't fill the cannon with gunpowder today. I let you blow up to ashes before, and you actually

Let me say dumb.Emma Zheng Qi, do you suffer from impotence and infertility?Why is it so inoffensive? "

Zheng Qi: "Oh, it's nothing. I attended a funeral today, and I haven't come here yet."

He Lian: "Who died? Why didn't I hear you?"

Zheng Qi: "No one, you don't even know him if you tell me, he is a friend of my parents."

He Lian: "Oh, since we're not relatives, then don't be so solemn, let's ask the three of us to go out for a drink tonight? It's been a long time since we got together, and the two of us ate skewers together the day before yesterday and didn't call Lou Xinhai, that brat Later, I found out that my nose was almost out of breath, and said that we would eat alone without him, and the revolutionary friendship would be broken."

Zheng Qi rubbed his numb calf sitting cross-legged, thought for a while and replied: "That's fine, you can call Da Pao, shall we go to Yueyang Tower to eat at night, or go to the golden cabinet to eat hot pot?"

"I don't know, why do I want to eat? Why don't I ask Lou Xinhai first." He Lian was also a little embarrassed. Yueyang Tower is a Cantonese-style tea house that has been newly opened for a long time. The food is delicious, but He also wanted to go to the golden cabinet to find someone to play fancy ramen for him. Last time he had a meal there, he met a little girl, and since then he believed that the golden cabinet would bring him good luck.

As a result, He Lian called Lou Xinhai, and it took a long time for the buddy to answer. He couldn't hear any emotion on the phone. He just said that he had no objection, and asked him to make a decision with Zheng Qi. After a long time of tossing, it was Zheng Qi who made the decision. hot pot.

In the afternoon, Zheng Qi told his grandma that he would not come back for dinner, and then went out. When he arrived, He Lian and Lou Xinhai were already ordering food.

When He Lian saw Zheng Qi coming in, he handed him the menu: "We've finished ordering, let's see what we're adding."

Zheng Qi took it over to take a look, added another portion of duck blood and yam, and just handed the menu back to the waiter, He Lian's bastard said to the waiter: "Hey, what, order your No. 72 to come over and make a fancy meal for me." Hand-Pulled Noodle."

The waiter scribbled down the list and said, "Okay sir, just ring the server when you need to go down later."

He Lian stopped the waiter: "No, you can ask her to come up now."

Zheng Qi saw that the waiter's expression was cracked, so he waved to him and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, he just came out of the village and has never seen the world, so don't laugh at him."

After Zheng Qi finished speaking, he glared at He Lian who was still from Fan Er, and when the waiter left the box, he began to scold him: "You idiot, whoever eats hot pot starts eating noodles first, did you not take your medicine when you went out today? , You said it earlier, brother will bring you a few bottles."

Lou Xinhai took over