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After scratching it, he fell asleep again, until he was pushed awake by the driver after an unknown amount of time passed.

Zheng Qi shook his heavy head, suppressed his drowsiness and paid the money.

After climbing home with great difficulty, when the door was just opened and was pulling the switch, the only little life in the house, Huahua, screamed as if someone had stepped on its tail. Zheng Qi suddenly closed the door and turned on the light in a jerk.

As soon as the light came on, Huahua bowed her body, her hair exploded and yelled at him. Zheng Qi hurried over to comfort him. At first Huahua struggled, but later she didn’t know whether she was tired or something. It took a long time to calm down. .

Zheng Qi didn't think too much about it, guessing that Huahua moved in the first day, and she might not be used to it.

I opened a bottle of canned fish for Huahua, soaked some cat food with milk, and even put the cat litter on my bed when I went to bed at night.

One person and one cat spent the night of the first day of moving in this way.

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The next morning, Zheng Qi was almost late for work. He used to wake him up manually. He drank too much last night and was overly frightened by Huahua, so he forgot to set an alarm for his phone.

This morning, thanks to his grandmother's wit, she was worried that Zheng Qi would not be able to get up the day before moving here, so she called him to wake him up around the time, otherwise Zheng Qi would have to be late.

Getting up from the bed in a hurry, brushing his teeth and washing his face, Zheng Qi hurriedly prepared breakfast for Huahua, and drove to work hungry.

After stepping a little bit to the company to punch out his card, Zheng Qi loosened his tie and let out a long breath, and went to the bathroom to tidy up his appearance.

After the morning meeting, everyone else was busy with their own business. Zheng Qi slipped into Li Guangli's office and lay down on the sofa. When he was falling asleep, he was woken up by Li Guangli who came back from buying breakfast.

That grandson is not a thing, he stuffed his paws that were red from the cold outside into Zheng Qi's collar, and Zheng Qi woke up with a jerk.

"Fuck, where do you put your dog's paws?" Zheng Qi got up from the sofa and scolded with a stinky face.

Li Guangli sat next to him with a smile, soy milk in one hand and pancakes in the other, two little mung beans looked Zheng Qi up and down, and asked lewdly with a smile: "Where did you pay the public rations last night? The little face is sallow." The emptiness that has just been squeezed dry."

Zheng Qi didn't eat in the morning, and when he smelled the pancakes, he felt hungry. Taking advantage of Li Guangli's inattention, he snatched the pancakes from Li Guangli's hand and took a bite, then said shamelessly, "I'll taste the saltiness for you. .”

Li Guangli was not angry either, and handed him the soy milk, poked Zheng Qi's head with his paws, pointed at his neck and asked nakedly: "It's very intense, is it the one who came with you last time? Emma I didn't expect it to be so open."

Zheng Qi bit the pancake, slapped Li Guangli's thieves off, and cursed indistinctly, "What are you doing? What's wrong with my neck?"

Li Guangli had a look on his face that I understand, so don't hide it from me.Seeing that Zheng Qi still refused to admit it, he took out a small folding mirror from his trouser pocket and took a picture of Zheng Qi.

That position is quite tricky, Zheng Qi adjusted the angle for a long time, only to realize that his neck has turned purple at some point, and the shape really looks like he was sucked by someone.

Zheng Qi put down the pancake soymilk in his hand, touched his neck with his fingers, and wondered a little uncertainly, could it be that Lou Xinhai still had a wicked heart for him, and secretly kissed him while everyone was drinking too much last night?

The more Zheng Qi thought about it, the more likely it was. It must be because the grandson was still thinking about himself. Otherwise, why would Yang Xiaoqi have survived the eight-year war of resistance and kicked him when he was about to win.

Zheng Qi had a big slumped expression on his face, and he looked at Zhuang Yan and was about to return from a business trip. What's the matter with such a large hickey on his neck?How the hell can he explain this?Zheng Qi really wanted to drag that bastard Lou Xinhai over and beat him up right now.

After getting the address of Yang Xiaoqi's hometown, Lou Xinhai, who was anxious to find his wife thousands of miles away, sneezed several times at the train station, and touched his forehead in some doubts.

This guy is about 1.9 meters tall, with green leather shaved on his head (it’s not too cold in winter), a gold chain hanging around his neck, a slim and crisp blue-gray woolen coat, a pair of washed jeans, and white sneakers (What kind of taste is this?) If you look into the crowd, you can see that he is not a good person. No one dares to join him, and now he treats him like a virus, and a no-man's land has formed around him.

He didn't know that he was lying and robbing again, and he was entangled and narcissistic in his heart. For a while, he wanted to use some method to coax Yang Xiaoqi back, and for a while he felt that Yang Xiaoqi's problem of going back to his mother's house after a quarrel was not too bad Well, it really is because I am too used to him.

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Zhuang Yan stayed in Hong Kong for a total of four or five days. As the top paparazzi in Taiwan, he only needs to ask a few questions on behalf of his own column at the press conference, and then deliver the news back as soon as possible. Someone else is in charge.

Originally, this would only take a long time, but Zhuang Yan volunteered and wanted to interview the client for an exclusive interview. The leader was more assured of his work ability, so Zhuang Yan stayed for a few more days.

This made Zheng Qi very depressed, and he tried to find excuses to bombard him with text messages every day as if he was sick, so solemn that he regretted giving this guy his phone number.

The next morning after Zhuang Yan finished the exclusive interview, he received a long-awaited call. After the call was connected, no one spoke for several seconds. There was only the steady and long breathing of the other party in the receiver. After picking up the phone, Majestic's heart fell to the bottom with a thud.

He got on the plane solemnly at noon that afternoon, and Zheng Qi arrived at his new home before he got off work in the afternoon. He dragged his small suitcase and opened the door tiredly. Checked it.

Yan Yan changed his slippers, hung his coat in the closet at the entrance, pulled the suitcase with one hand, and unbuttoned his shirt with the other, walked lazily into his bedroom, and then walked in almost completely naked. bathroom.

Standing naked under the shower, Zhuang Yan didn't see him closing the bathroom door. The door of another bedroom opened a crack. Hua Hua, who just woke up and heard the sound, thought her father had come back, walked sexy The little cat walked out of the room, and looked suspiciously at the empty living room.

It didn't take long for Zhuang Yan to come out of the bathroom with his upper body bare and only a towel around his waist.

When Zheng Qi's new house was first renovated, no heating was installed on the surface, and floor heating was used. In winter, the temperature in the house was basically kept at a constant temperature of 27 degrees.

But even so, Zhuang Yan went back to the bedroom and changed into a set of conservative home clothes, not for other reasons, it is really a pervert who has to guard against it.

Lying on the couch in the living room solemnly, with his head resting on the cushion, he was bored changing tables, yawned a few times and fell asleep after a while.

He didn't sleep well this time, and he started dreaming almost as soon as he fell asleep. In his dream, he seemed to be in the 80s of the last century, transformed into a coolie carrying bags on the pier, and was spurred by the inhumane foreman every day. Give two cornbreads with rough noodles, but also suffer from sexual harassment by the foreman every day.

In the dream, Zhuang Yan hated the foreman to the point of death. It was never his character to swallow his anger. Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance. When he was about to fight, he let out a big slap, and Zhuang Yan covered his face with his hands. Angrily glaring at the culprit who beat him, this sight made Zhuang Yan very angry, isn't this fucking Zheng Qi?

Zhuang Yan covered his face and was furious, thinking that this guy was about to turn the sky upside down, and he was very hurt when he got angry, he raised his foot to look at Zheng Qi's little brother and kicked desperately. Watching Zheng Qi wake him up.

Zhuang Yan opened his eyes angrily, with the murderous intent to kill Zheng Qi in his eyes.

Zheng Qi said that this is really fucking dreaming and lying on the gun, it's exhausting love——Lou Xinhai smiled, you have a fucking day today, if you lie down and snatch it, you will always lie down, and your revenge has been avenged!

Squatting solemnly on his chest and continuously patting and fanning Huahua for a long time, he was taken aback by his sharp little eyes. Its furry paw that had just been raised and not waiting to fall was standing in midair, matched with its big pancake face With round grape eyes, it looks very cute.

But no matter how stupid and cute it is, it is also a cat! ! ! !

A living cat! ! ! !

Grass mud horse, Zheng Qi! ! ! !

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Huahua vs. Majestic, one cat and one staring at each other, one was terrified, the other was even more terrified, they confronted each other for nearly two minutes, and neither dared to act rashly.

Zhuang Yan's whole body was tense and almost collapsed. At first, he was yelling at Zheng Qi in his heart to relieve his hatred and strengthen his courage, but then he began to pray for him to come back as soon as fuck.

Qing is a boy of seven feet, but he is afraid of cats, it is simply pathetic——

When Hua Hua was blowing hair and Zhuang Yan was freezing like a zombie, there was a sound of unlocking the door, and Zhuang Yan burst into tears, but Zheng Qi was so angry that he almost vomited blood when he opened his mouth.

"Yo, you two get along very well!" Zheng Qi opened the door and saw the solemn and pretty eyes on the sofa, as well as the cat on his body that exploded into a little hair ball.

In fact, this guy is already happy in his heart, his girl is simply a godly assist, dad really didn't love you for nothing!

"Happy, you're going to be paralyzed quickly, get it away quickly." The solemn face was facing the door, and the anger in his eyes was soaring at this time, and Zheng Qi's eyes chilled when he looked at him, and there was a faint pain in his feet. .

Zheng Qi quickly closed the door, took off his coat and hung it up and put on his slippers. His movements were not too fast, and his solemnity became even more furious.

"Come on, come on! Look at you, you went to Hong Kong, and you learned badly when you came back. Why didn't I realize that you have such a good way of swearing?" Zheng Qi walked to the sofa, sat down on the coffee table, and looked The posture of wanting to have a long talk.

"Why are you dawdling? Get it away quickly." Rolling his eyes solemnly, he said to himself that I have a knack for killing people, do you want to experience it?

After smoothing Huahua's hair, Zheng Qi smiled solemnly and said, "Okay, but you have to promise me one thing first."

Zhuang Yan turned cold, thinking that he wanted to keep the cat, so he ruthlessly refused: "Don't even think about it!"

"If you don't agree, then the three of us will just sleep together like this tonight." Zheng Qi stretched his neck and leaned next to Hua Hua to rub its fluffy fur, resting his chin on his solemn chest, winking with his girl The eyes look solemn, and the expression on the face is contented.

"Okay, you talk first." The solemn knowledge is shameless and shameless. It is impossible for him to compare with Zheng Qi's shameless face. Right now, he can only coax him to get the cat away first.

Seeing that Zhuang Yan was so happy, Zheng Qi couldn't react for a while, he stayed for a few seconds before licking his face and said: "Let me tell you, don't be angry, I have no choice but to let you see such a thing as a house Force... bah, so picky."

Zhuang Yan rolled his eyes and interrupted him: "Get to the point, don't talk about those useless things!"

"You see why you are so impatient. Let me tell you that impatientness is a disease that needs to be cured slowly." Zhuang Yan glanced at him, Zheng Qi paused and immediately changed his words: "Okay, let's get to the point. The point is that I am Landlord, the landlord is me. The person you will live with in the future is Bucai. Let me tell you, don’t go back on your word. It’s so tiring to move. We’re almost exhausted moving together. Just you With such a small body, I won’t be exhausted moving it myself.”

With a sullen face, he sneered, and before he could speak, Zheng Qi continued: "Besides, you look at the tossing about finding a house. This means that I have the patience, and I can't bear you with anyone else. How about it, for To make up for your cheated soul, I will give you a [-]% discount on the rent, so don't be angry. It hurts your body, so it's not worth it to get angry for such a small thing?"

Zheng Qi's persuasive chatter, chattering one after another, can't get in his mouth solemnly, and Hua Hua, who is lying on his chest with resignation and grievance in his eyes, looked at each other for a long time, each person and cat seemed to be from each other's I saw similar helplessness in my eyes.

At this moment, the strangeness and fear between the main pets seemed to be broken through the barriers, and sympathy became a bridge to build friendship and harmony. They raised their hands/paws unanimously like a tacit understanding, and slapped the one who was still chattering. Mouth.

Zheng Qi straightened up to avoid the series of shots, raised his eyebrows at them both quite proudly, then picked up Huahua, drove its two front legs to face it, and said with a tiger face: "You are Don’t you know that Da Rebellion is not true? You can beat Dad casually? Do you want to run out of food?”

Huahua: "..."

Finally freed from the restraint, a carp sat up straight from the sofa, Kabaka squeezed his fist, pointed at the flower and said in a dark voice: "You have a good ability to hold a gun and a stick. If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you will treat me as it ah?"

"What are you going to do? Calm down, everyone is an adult, it's not good to use force?" Zheng Qi said, stood up, and walked around to the other side of the coffee table.

Zhuang Yan looked at him from the corner of his eyes, gave Zheng Qi a few seconds of dying struggle, and then swung a left uppercut unceremoniously, without any intention of holding back.Looking at that sturdy little guy, Zheng Qi was frightened and his adrenal glands rose rapidly. Based on the principle of running away if he can't beat me, he hugged the cat and ran around with the solemn house.

"Stop!" Zhuang Yan missed the punch, and jumped over the coffee table to grab Zheng Qi's collar, but Zheng Qi was as slippery as a loach, and slipped into Huahua's room as soon as he turned around, and took the opportunity to pour fire on him. Greedy said: "Do you think I'm stupid?"

Zhuang Yan followed closely behind. When he saw a room full of cat toys, he was immediately furious. It was fine to force him to move in without telling himself. He knew that he was afraid of cats, but he still brought cats in. He didn't know what to feel at ease.

The more they thought about it, the more angry they became. The two of them, a cat, chased me and fled around a large cat climbing frame. In the end, Zheng Qi accidentally tripped over a simulated plush snake, and fell on the thick carpet. When it fell to the ground, a beautiful fierce cat landed and ran back to the cat villa unscathed.

Zhuang Yan took the opportunity to sit down on Zheng Qi's body, punched him in the stomach, and asked coldly, "Should the mother run away or not?"

Zheng Qi pretended to groan|groaned: "Uh, uh...ah, it hurts~"

This guy really spared no effort in losing his integrity, and the solemn black line gave him two more punches.

"Ah~ ah~ I'm going to die~ oh huh~" Zheng Qi clutched his stomach and writhed, the value of hatred pulled steadily.

Sitting solemnly and powerlessly on Zheng Qi's waist, watching this shameless continuation wave, he couldn't beat it anymore, this feeling is really fucking indescribable.