Scum Acting Award [Transmigration Book]

Dark clouds roll in the world, the sun and the moon are dark, and it is hot in June, but it snows suddenly. The old people often say that there must be grievances in the snow in June. Let there be no grievances in the world, and the weather will return to normal.

The heavy snowfall is strange and strange, the world is in chaos, the weather is upside down and the strange phenomenon makes the crops gradually freeze to death, if it continues, there will be no harvest.

For this reason, the mortal emperor also invited experts from outside the world to practice, but it didn't work.

Whether it is a fake expert or a real expert, there is nothing to do about this phenomenon.

And the snow continued to fall.

On the rugged snow-capped mountains, Qin Shaoyang squatted in a cave with a bonfire in front of him.He has been living in this cave since the heavy snow fell. The snow is flying and it is cold. The little white snake is most afraid of the cold. There is no response to poking it.

Qin Shaoyang took some snowballs and put them inside, and put the creation tripod on the bonfire.

After a while, the snow balls turned into water, and steam rose from the cauldron. Of course, Qin Shaoyang didn't want to eat snake soup, but cooked and played in a panic...

"Hiss—" The little white snake woke up from a deep sleep and saw that he was put in the water!Immediately floated up and hissed, "Hey, why did you put Xiaozao in the fire!"

The first thing it does when it wakes up is not to think about being boiled, but to care about Jiuzao's situation.

Qin Shaoyang pinched the wooden branches and kept flicking the sparks, and looked up lazily: "Oh, it's a bit cold, let me use some soap to cook some snake soup."

"..." The little white snake jumped up and flew into the air: "Azao, change back soon." The other party's voice seemed very dissatisfied, probably complaining that Qin Shaoyang used it to cook soup, but Jiuzao didn't respond.

Jiuzao didn't move until Qin Shaoyang said: "Change back".

Transformed into a human form, Jiu Zao sat down next to Qin Shaoyang, tilted his head and asked, "Yangyang, why did you leave Lexian Palace?"

"Nonsense, of course he is sick!" The little white snake jumped into Jiu Zao's arms, shaking its head to interrupt.

From the moment Qin Shaoyang bullied it, the little white snake classified him into the hated column.

"You're the one who is sick!" Jiu Zao mentioned the little white snake and "snapped" it and threw it out of the cave without mercy. The thick snow looked very cold.

"Good job!" Qin Shaoyang patted the child's head and said with a smile.

"Hey! You two don't go too far!"

The sound obviously came from outside the cave.

Qin Shaoyang looked up and opened his mouth wide: "Are you a girl?"

There is no shadow of the little white snake in front of her, only a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl, she is wearing a pair of flat buns and a red rice skirt, she looks very cute.

"Did I say that I am male?" Mi Fenyi girl rolled her eyes and walked over with her hips akimbo.

Qin Shaoyang looked him up and down, "I'm sorry, I really can't tell it's a girl with your rough voice..."

The little white snake glared and remained silent.In fact, her voice is not unpleasant, but it is more neutral, not as exaggerated as Qin Shaoyang said.

Seeing the little girl angry, Qin Shaoyang wanted to tease her a little more, "Look at you being so fierce, no one will like you in the future, right Xiaozao."

Jiuzao pursed his mouth and nodded repeatedly, pretending to be serious.

"Emperor Dongji likes you for being such a capricious idiot. Why don't I have it!" The little girl was not hit by Qin Shaoyang. fruit to eat."

Qin Shaoyang suddenly had a toothache, body pain, headache, everything hurt.

"Yangyang, you haven't answered my question. Why did you run? The master is very kind to you. The night before the wedding, he stayed up all night and meditated until dawn." Jiu Zao hugged his knees, not quite understanding what Qin Shaoyang did.

Don't you like Jiuhua?

Thinking of this, he suddenly raised his head: "Yangyang, you don't like him!?"

"I like it." Qin Shaoyang said with certainty.

"Then why did you run away?" Jiu Zao blinked, his eyes full of doubts.

"Probably got a kind of premarital phobia..." Qin Shaoyang said nonsense with a serious face.Jiu Zao hadn't heard of this disease, so he thought it was very serious, and his eyes were flushed anxiously: "Are you sick? Let's go back to the upper world and find a doctor to look at you, okay?"

At this time, he almost forgot that immortals can never get sick, and they are still immortals who have been given the seal of the gods.

"Azao, you are so stupid. He is obviously teasing you. As the head of all immortals, how can you get sick?" Mi Fenyi girl stretched out her finger and poked Jiuzao's head.

"It seems to be the same..." Jiuzao became unhappy and emotional. He didn't want to talk to Qin Shaoyang anymore, then turned his back and stopped looking at him.

"Hey, the illness I'm talking about is not a real illness, but a psychological reason. Jiuzao, you have been to my world, so you should know about mental illness." Qin Shaoyang shamelessly continued to fool the child.

"It seems to be right." Jiu Zao nodded seriously, and then he was happy again, and his emotions were gone. Joy squeezed to Qin Shaoyang's side.

"Yangyang, do you want to call the God of Seasons and ask her when the mortal world will return to normal?"

After listening to Jiuzao's suggestion, Qin Shaoyang felt that it was feasible, so he began to leak the spiritual power in his body, thinking of the key points in his heart.

"Who summoned the little god?" The cave was suddenly lit up, a stream of light flickered, and a woman in a gauze skirt walked out from the light source.

Needless to say, the face of the goddess in the upper realm, Qin Shaoyang had already developed immunity, and before he asked, he heard a soprano.

"Immortal Emperor——!"

Qin Shaoyang covered his ears, waiting for the sound to die down.

"Cough, I'm sorry, I was too excited and I couldn't control it." The woman blushed and coughed dryly: "Emperor Dongji is looking for you, why don't you go back?"

She could have dispensed with the honorific title, but she couldn't help it that this was another master of the East Pole Palace in the future!That level is several notches higher at once, and of course you have to use a respectful title when speaking.

Qin Shaoyang frowned: "Today I just want to ask, when will the mortal seasons resume?"

"This is not about a small god. Although I am in charge of the four seasons, I swear that the snow in the world is not because of a small god." The woman shook her head innocently, denying it.

"Then why does it snow continuously in June? Didn't you order it?" Qin Shaoyang asked in surprise.

"Of course not. You also know the strength of the Emperor Dongji. When he is very angry, the sky will change color. The snowfall has been considered calm. Isn't there no hailstorm yet..."

Qin Shaoyang was silent.

"Then what, if you have nothing to do, the little god will leave first."

Qin Shaoyang said: "Wait, don't reveal my whereabouts!"

The woman nodded in agreement.

"........."

Of course, the God of Four Seasons on the other side didn't listen to Qin Shaoyang's words. She just went to the world, so she sent a message to Jiuhua with a spirit bird, and sold Qin Shaoyang. You know, offending Qin Shaoyang is worse than offending the Lord of Dongji Palace. powerful.

She had no other choice. Don't mention how depressing the atmosphere in the heavens these days is, it's a fairy or a god who is in danger. If you want to calm down the anger of this great god, you should pack Jiuhua to Qin Shaoyang. safe.

So far, what still makes Sijishen unforgettable is that Jiuhua Huantianxi went to pick up the Emperor Immortal, only to find an empty room, and that expression could freeze a living person or immortal to death.

Dongji Palace.

After receiving the message from the goddess of seasons, Jiuhua almost crushed and sat down on the armchair.

He stood up abruptly, and disappeared into the empty hall as a stream of light.

Qin Shaoyang was still discussing the weather with Jiu Zao.

As soon as I mentioned Jiuhua, I saw that the snow outside the cave suddenly stopped, and the sun was still hanging high in the sky.He happily ran outside the cave and cheered.

The little white snake sensed the fluctuation of spiritual power behind him, and smiled slyly: "Oh, I think there is a good show to watch."

Qin Shaoyang nodded, "Well, it will be very lively in the mortal world, there should be a show to watch."

"Really, where are you going?"

He didn't even think about it, and blurted out his answer: "West Lake, the North Pole, mountains and mountains, the capital of Miao Gu, I haven't thought of anything else yet."

"Yangyang..." Jiuzao covered his face.

After Qin Shaoyang finished his answer, he also felt that the voice was unusual, and the dark fragrance flowing in the air was very familiar. He immediately guessed the speaker, and then smiled stiffly: "Of course, I am aware of all situations, and I will reply soon." To heaven!"

QAQ hero, is it still too late to admit your mistake?

Qin Shaoyang turned around with a sad face, and saw Jiuhua standing beside the little white snake with a cold temperament.

"come over."

The man ordered coldly.

Qin Shaoyang's Adam's apple was swallowing, and he really wanted to turn around and run, but he definitely couldn't. He walked over obediently, grinning, "Is it too late for me to admit my mistake?"

Jiuhua pursed his lips and glanced lightly, "It's too late."

Qin Shaoyang was overjoyed, but Jiuhua pushed him behind him. He leaned over the cave wall and lowered his head, breathing into the opponent's neck: "It seems that I love you too much."

Little White Snake and Jiu Zao covered their eyes together, and ran out of the cave at high speed, only stopping after a certain distance.

Qin Shaoyang wants to cry but has no tears, what about the trust between God and God!

"It's because I dote on you so much that you always mess around." Jiuhua suppressed Qin Shaoyang, and entangled him frantically with his lips and tongue, not giving him a chance to speak.

He was angry, more angry than he had ever been before.

Qin Shaoyang felt that the corner of his mouth was bitten. Blood was coming out. He licked the corner of Jiuhua's lips to please him, and his eyes begged for forgiveness.

But this time, the man was determined to ignore it.

"Hmm..." Qin Shaoyang was behind the cave wall, and was pressed by Jiuhua in front, so he had nowhere to escape.

After the kiss was over, he leaned on Jiuhua's shoulder and panted.

"You don't like life in God's Domain, I can accompany you to the lower realm, but why do you want to escape?" Jiuhua pinched Qin Shaoyang's chin, his cold eyes were full of cold air, "In order to make you run without strength, it is better to make you collapse. "

Qin Shaoyang opened his eyes wide in surprise, "No!"

But the man in front of him pressed forward with a cold face, regardless of Qin Shaoyang's struggle and resistance.

The more Qin Shaoyang resisted, the air-conditioning on Jiuhua's body would only be aggravated.

Fuck!He just wanted to say, can you find a good place, don't want to go wild at all, okay qaq! ! !

(Jiuhua harmonizes Yang in this way until it makes people faint.)

"........."

A few days later, the mortal Jingyue City.

In order to coax Jiuhua, Qin Shaoyang said all the sweet words, and even raised his hand to swear that he would not be willful in the future, so he could coax the other party not to be angry.

They didn't go back to the heaven, but opened a clinic in the mortal world to treat the poor people in the mortal world.

And for them who turned into mortals, the wedding ceremony was also held in the mortal world. The guests included ordinary people who were favored, and there were also gods who turned into mortals.

After all, they are gods, immortal, so in order not to attract attention, they will change places every time, hide their names and reopen the clinic.

Everyone knows that there is a "Jiuyang Medical Center", in which there lived a couple of men, the two were kind-hearted and highly skilled in medicine, and they never charged medical fees. The world didn't care about the conclusion of the two men. There are two people in the hall.