How to be a patron

Gou Meng likes the tablet computer I gave him very much. The tattoo shop is closed because the boss goes home for the New Year, and he is not in a hurry to find a new job. "Friends" looked, but he said it was too fast for him to keep up.

One day I saw him smiling straight at the tablet, so I got curious and moved over to look at him.

"Where did you find the resources!" I jumped up in surprise.

What he was watching was a series of gay life that I was looking for but had no resources. The two protagonists in it flirted all day long, and I heard that the passionate drama was very exciting.

He laughed a few more times before saying, "I don't know, just find it casually, it's much more fun than the "Friends" you mentioned."

"...Oh, hehe, wait and send me the URL."

A few days later, I saw that he was holding a tablet all day long and gradually entered the house circle. I felt a little depressed, so I seized the opportunity to ask him: "I'm going to an auction tomorrow, do you want to go with me?"

"Auction?" He kept his eyes on the screen, but he answered fluently, "I'm not interested in that kind of occasion. I used to be a security guard in an auction before. Those rich people always boss around us, and I can't get used to it."

"It's not that I want you to be a bodyguard, but I want you to go and see it with me, anyway, I don't need a companion," I thought for a while, and then added, "Maybe there are some foreign exhibits, which can give us a lot of insight. "

As soon as he heard the word "foreign", he finally looked away from the screen and looked at me: "Huh? Then what capacity should I attend with you?"

"This...friend, help me be a driver by the way."

"Okay." He agreed, and nestled on the sofa again.

Seeing his attitude, I was so angry that I gritted my teeth and rushed forward to cover the tablet: "Don't look! I haven't played games recently, but you are holding the tablet and ignoring me."

He obediently put down the tablet and put his arms around me: "Then exercise? I think you have made some progress recently, and you can practice at a deeper level."

I ignored his emphasis and lifted up my clothes excitedly: "Is there any? Muscles come out?"

When I saw it, it was true. Although the abdomen did not have a clear outline, it was much tighter than the shriveled appearance before, and there was a vague appearance that the abdominal muscles were about to take shape. As for the arms, a small bulging small piece had been developed meat buns.

He put his hand on my abdomen and rubbed it vigorously twice. The pain caused me to yell, "What are you doing!"

At this time, I was kneeling on the sofa, nearly half taller than the sitting Gou Meng. He raised his head and said with a righteous face: "I saw a lot of passionate scenes in that drama."

"Then?"

"Well, I want to try."

I crooked my mouth and smiled: "You've broken your studies?"

……

Alas, the internet is a double-edged sword, exhausting and addicting.

The auction started at eight o'clock in the evening, in a magnificent hotel in the city.As the owner of "Fuying", I was honored to be invited to participate. Although I don't have the spare money to buy these boring treasures, I was bored at home these days, and I just came out with my "pet dog" yo.

The 1.8-meter-long "pet dog" drove the car steadily. I specially dressed him up to make him look tall and mighty.

After I entered the venue, I found out that this auction was informal, and it was simply a nouveau riche wanting to show off his collection.A group of people gathered in twos and threes in the lobby on the first floor, the tables were filled with self-service drinks and snacks, and they moved to the private room upstairs when almost everyone was there.

As soon as I entered the hall, I cursed inwardly, Gou Meng looked puzzled.

"Look on your left, the one with the oily hair and the white suit is my deadly enemy, super invincible and annoying." I said through gritted teeth, wishing I could turn around and leave immediately.

However, I was afraid of something, the annoying spirit glanced at me and walked over swaggeringly: "Hey, it's really surprising to see our young master of "Fuying" here."

I snorted and didn't have a good face: "I also accepted the invitation letter, why don't you come."

"Tut tsk tsk," he swung his wine glass with an annoying look, "I mean, are you willing to spend money, Master Fu? You are not our famous cheapskate!"

His voice was neither too loud nor too small, which could be heard by the celebrities and wealthy businessmen around him, and he still kept his manners. I was so angry that I had to force a smile: "You're joking, it doesn't cost money, yes Because I haven’t seen anything exciting yet.”

"Passionate?" He rolled his eyes, "Is there anyone else in this world that you can afford?"

I was blocked by him, and I was so depressed that I was dying. What should I say, I finally found a reason to spend a lot of money recently, because I fell in love with someone?Out of the corner of my eye, I glanced at the expressionless Gou Meng beside me, and decided to keep silent.

Seeing that I didn't reply, he mocked me a few more words, lost interest in continuing the conversation, turned around and left, and muttered before leaving, "It's really embarrassing for us."

The party he was talking about was nothing more than a small circle formed by a few prominent sons and daughters in this city. We had played a few times before, but I quickly lost interest in those activities where money wasted. I couldn't refuse to go to the party. At first he felt that I was shameless, but after some hearsay, he decided that I was a miser and a miser.

In his eyes, living in this circle and living such a low-key and frugal life, I am simply a strange flower, a heartless person.

"Mom and dad's money is easy to come by, and it will be ours in the future. If you don't enjoy yourself now, if you have to be in your seventies and eighties, you won't be able to play anymore. Would it be a pity to pass it on to your children and grandchildren?"

This is his famous saying.

After watching the annoying spirit go far away, I whispered to Gou Meng: "That idiot, relying on how much money his parents have, shows off everywhere, and anyone worth less than tens of millions can't get into his eyes, and he usually causes trouble everywhere , I guess he will be handcuffed to the police station again in a few days!"

Gou Meng nodded: "He is really annoying, but I agree with his point of view, you are indeed a "thrifty" person."

When I heard him say that, I almost rolled my eyes and fainted: "Go away! I've never seen me be so generous to others! Didn't I just buy you a suit and a pair of leather shoes this afternoon?"

Gou Meng looked down at the expensive new suit on his body, curled his lips and stopped talking.

After drinking two glasses of wine, I greeted some half-baked big bosses, and everyone was almost there. The hostess smiled and guided us upstairs.

Hulala, a bunch of people crowded in front of the elevator. I was about to take Gou Meng into the elevator, but someone pushed me, causing me to almost fall down.I turned my head to look, and it was that annoying man again. He smiled and hugged Xiaomi who came out of nowhere and pushed me away into the elevator, and then said: "Oh, it's full, Xiao Tian, ​​please wait."

I couldn't get angry, so I turned around and left: "Cut, it's only one floor, it's better to take the stairs!"

Gou Meng followed me without saying a word.Today he hardly spoke a word, he just moved close to me. I introduced him to others as my friend, but most people insisted that he was my bodyguard.

Just as I was about to lift my feet upstairs, Gou Meng called me from behind: "I'm going to the toilet, you go up first."

"Okay, wait and go directly to find me."

It was really easy to walk up the first floor, but when I got to the second floor, there was a small lounge facing the corner, I was so angry, I walked fast, and bumped into someone head-on in a blink of an eye.

"Ah!" I hit his nose with my forehead, and before I could finish shouting about the pain, the man across from him covered his nose and apologized.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Eh, Xiaotian?"

When I heard him call me, I raised my eyes and was happy: "Big star!"

To say that he is a big star is far from being considered, at most he can be regarded as a freshman who has just debuted.Big star is my nickname for him. He is three years younger than me. He met when he was studying abroad. He originally planned to rent a house together, but he suddenly had a star dream, and he couldn’t control it. Later, I heard that I participated in a small internal audition, and I was lucky enough to be signed, and I only recently released an album.I have been in touch with him on the Internet, and I bought his album to support him, and put it in Gou Meng's car. Gou Meng really likes it.

"Long time no see!" He hugged me very warmly, I didn't care about the pain in my forehead, and hugged him: "Why are you here?"

"Recently, the promotion of the album has come to an end. There are a few commercial performances recently. It just so happens that there is an auction here. Let me come and sing a song. Hehe, I'm here."

"Not bad, I'm here to participate in the auction too. Shall we go in together?"

He shook his head: "No, I'm going to wait in the background, you go in first."

His appearance made me very happy: "Okay, is there someone to take you after the meeting?"

"No, take a taxi and go back by yourself. Hehe, you are not famous now, and no one will recognize you on the road."

"It's okay, it will be popular soon. Come back with me, a friend just happened to give me a ride."

"It's done, then I'll give you a ride." He smiled cheerfully, much more sunny and beautiful than those dudes across the hall.

"Okay, wait to get in touch." I raised my phone, said goodbye to him temporarily, and entered the lobby on the second floor.

Gou Meng had already taken a seat in the back row for me. I walked over to sit down, and he asked me, "Where did you go?"

"I just met a friend, let's take him home together." I paused, wondering how Gou Meng would feel when he saw the singer of the song he hummed all day, "Wait a minute, don't be too surprised."

"Oh?" Gou Meng raised his eyebrows and was aroused by me.

The auction started, and the products were probably the antiques that the nouveau riche collected from all over the place, or the relics of a certain celebrity. There were all kinds of miscellaneous things, but there was really nothing that stood out.

The Annoying Man was very active, raised his cards countless times, and successively took pictures of a pair of ugly calligraphy and paintings and a microphone used by a superstar. These things look terrible, but they are useless.

Later, the nouveau riche showed some of his favorite items, which are not for sale, but just for us to see, for a long time to gain insight, among them is a limited edition sports car imported from Germany.

I looked at the flickering PPT, and asked Gou Meng in a low voice: "Is that cool, that car?"

Gou Meng blinked: "It's okay, it's not as easy to drive as my Land Rover."

Also, he doesn't like flashy things very much.

At the end of the auction, the big star came on stage to sing, not his own song, but a popular song handpicked by the nouveau riche for his Xiaomi.After the song was sung, there was sparse applause from below, and the auction was considered to be over.

I asked Gou Meng to pick up the car first, and turned to the lounge to find the big star.

I met another annoying person on the road, he smiled and approached me: "Hey, did you take a photo of something you like?"

With a stinky face, I wanted to put him aside: "No."

"Oh, yes, I forgot you're a cheapskate." He snorted and walked in a different direction from me.

I was so angry and stuffy that I had to sigh helplessly.

The author has something to say: don't ask me why I didn't name the supporting characters

And, Xiaotian's view of consumption has always been enough, he will not be so stingy like a real miser, but you will never find in him the arrogance of a typical rich man who can spend a lot of money at will.

He has a little low self-esteem, and feels that the family business may not be able to hold on to himself, and "Fuying" cannot be stabilized, so he spends the money a bit vainly.

But he is not without savings.

He is a bit like a snail, entertaining himself in his own little world.

It's a bit like a hamster, holding tightly in his hands what can belong to him at present.