I always attack his house and live in the underworld

Although Zhou Yueze doesn't like to be active in the world, when he is free, he always likes to nest in the No. 18 hell for the elderly, playing cards with judges and others, and winning some Yinde money.

Winning, Wei Wei is happy.

Lost, slightly annoyed.

Sometimes people who don't know him but who come into contact with him always feel that he is quite kind.People don't have any strange tempers, and they are easy to get along with.After all, ghosts and gods are not worshiped by the world like the gods in the sky, and they are upright.But all people in the world respect ghosts and gods, because they are insidious after all.Living too long... just more or less, each with its own rules, tempers, quirks...

No one would have thought that such a kind person would kill anything without blinking an eye.This...includes people, gods, demons, ghosts, and Buddhas...

That day, after the soldier gave his farewell ceremony, he disappeared into the cloud. The cloud seemed to have been absorbed by something and disappeared, and the incense was extinguished in an instant.

Li Nan put away the inquiry incense.After thinking about it, he said to Zhou Yueze, "Boss, what do you think about this?"

Zhou Yueze smiled, tapped the table twice with his fingers, and then said: "It's not the end of the matter, don't worry about it. The God of Flowers, Bai Weirui, is an ancient god, and has been active in the world. It is not to be said that his power is boundless, but it should not be underestimated." .If some ancient 'thing' is to be born, can no one be alarmed and killed...Then let's take care of it, don't we stand on a dangerous wall by ourselves?"

To put it bluntly, what is the relationship between the gods in the sky and the ghosts and gods in their underworld?

Take a thousand steps back!

Even if the world is in catastrophe, the forces of all parties must unite at that time, and there is no need for Zhou Yueze to come forward.

Don't make trouble for yourself.

Everyone naturally followed Zhou Yueze's lead.Hearing what Zhou Yueze said, he gave up the idea of ​​thoroughly investigating this matter.

Report on the current situation of Jingtai during this time.

It's okay, everything's okay.Nothing else too rambunctious.

Although there is still something to do, after all, the spiritual energy has recovered, and all the monsters and monsters have come out to move around.It is impossible not to be a demon.

But it's also trivial things to say.

Many ghosts who died in car accidents were able to manifest themselves because of the recovery of their aura, and they all had the hobby of "pengci".The driver got out of the car, hey~~~!

Arms, legs, etc. are like rag dolls. I rushed to see the injured and contacted the hospital... As a result, the 'injured' turned over and raised his face, and there was half of his head missing/features crushed/head completely shattered ...'s face... frightened the driver into incontinence.

The most troublesome ones are those ghosts who die suddenly at work and are still chasing stars.That's a big deal.

Celebrities are often loved and sought after by countless people, and generally have special fates, protected by the power of heaven and earth.So those 'things' are unlikely to be close.

Especially those celebrities who often do charity are even more virtuous.

Even a hundred meters away makes Yinhun uncomfortable.

But they still can't stop them from climbing the bed, the floor, the ceiling when the yin is heavy, or when the star is weak... Take a look at their idols.

The more famous the star, the worse it is. On a gloomy night, look out the window, oh shit!Fucking climb up a bunch of groupies in the ghost world.

Then I had to express myself (burn the signature) for the busy signature of the miserable big night.

Especially the current top class, that who... I don't remember the name, but Zhao Qunqun went to catch the ghost.My good fellow, even a single chain of ecstasy is not enough.

That top streamer was taking a selfie of Jiugongge to give out benefits, and the camera was only set to face forward, but a bunch of grimaces appeared in the camera, wanting to take a photo with him.

Scared people are blurred.

Originally, everyone wanted to take good-looking photos, but Ren Dingliu has deep morality, and it is too uncomfortable to be so close.That's why the faces are so hideous.If you want to blame, you can only blame them for loving too deeply. This is loving with their souls!

After Zhou Yueze finished listening: "..."

[Note: Top stream has no prototype, the author has no malice, please don't bring KY into reality] These are actually not bad.The bad ones are the ones who aren't shy at all.

Seeing the ghost messenger, he ran to the sewer.

Fang Tao, Hong Dazui, Zhao Qunqun, and Li Nan really didn't want to jump in the sewer.

This has led to... many ghosts dare not come out of the original opening, and come out of other people's toilets one by one.In the sky and the earth, when you go to the toilet, your head pops out... If you are a young man in good health, you are fine, but if you are an old man with a heart disease... Hey!It's hard to say.

Zhou Yueze took it out of his trouser pocket, and everyone looked at him.

Zhou Yueze finally took out a sandalwood box the size of a large suitcase.

Open it, and there are Yinde banknotes inside.

Zhou Yueze said: "This won't work. There are no evil soldiers in Jingtai to raid, and those ghosts can't be allowed to wander in the world. Please ask those who are not afraid of hardship, and the sewers must also be swept away."

Having money works well.

The four looked at Zhou Yueze as if they were looking at their long-lost father.

After reporting some things one after another, Zhou Yueze said: "Those paper bundles are released every night to patrol the streets. Ask your dream to negotiate with the special department."

"Yes!"

Zhou Yueze stood up and said, "Thank you for your hard work. When the world is safe, I will reward you for your merits."

"Thank you sir!"

Zhou Yueze disappeared in Chenghuang Temple.

Jiang Xiaozhi had a class all day, and in the evening the math teacher explained the test papers to the blackboard with Jiang Xiaozhi's test papers.Jiang Xiaozhi got full marks.

Finished the lecture 10 minutes before get out of class ended.The math teacher returned the test paper to Jiang Xiaozhi, and said to him: "You used five methods for the last additional question, which is very good. There are two methods that can only be learned in the third year of college. What have you learned by yourself?"

Jiang Xiaozhi smiled shyly, and said, "Last night, I just finished reading the senior year's book of the Mathematics Department of School X."

The math teacher patted him on the shoulder, "Come on!"

Jiang Xiaozhi was a bit biased, but his grades were not bad.Not to mention math scores.This is a study seed that can be recruited by major colleges and universities based on mathematics alone.

Jiang Xiaozhi opened a biology exercise book, which was densely packed with the same type of biology exercises. He took out a pen, brushed out twenty questions, then stopped writing and looked outside.

The moon hung high, very cold.Whether the moon is bright white or crimson, it is equally cold.

He frowned faintly, thinking of the scene he saw last night with the adult and the unknown boy... he felt faintly uncomfortable.

He shook the city god's blessing coin around his neck.

Some melancholy.

The greed of human nature is often difficult to fill.

At first, I was just happy with the adult's company...satisfied with the warmth of the adult's presence...

But now, some unbearable thoughts arise.

Jiang Xiaozhi lowered his eyebrows, and the words in the book were not coherent.

He tightened the barrel of the pen, and with a few strokes in the blank space, he outlined an outline.But the next second his hand trembled and he closed the book abruptly.The bell outside rang suddenly.

get out of class has ended!

When the evening self-study get out of class is over, there are actually many people outside, and there are even people playing basketball on the basketball court.It's bustling outside.Jiang Xiaozhi was supposed to go to the toilet, close the door, and go home.

But tonight he wanted to take a stroll.

calm down.

Adults are so nice.

He likes him and it's normal.

It's just that one of them is a mortal and the other is a ghost.

Where is he, Jiang Xiaozhi, able to climb up?High climbing...that's not possible, you can't climb high.You can't have unbearable thoughts about an adult just because he is human and treats you well.

do you know what you are doing

You are (blaspheming) God.

(blasphemy) Do you know the crime of God?

King Zhou died of Shang.

But he likes the way adults look at him gently.

When he looked at himself, there was something in his eyes.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiaozhi felt that he was overreaching.With a wry smile, he raised his head and saw that he had already reached the busiest snack street.The streets are crowded with people, and the cars are not able to pass.But dare not whistle.

It is not allowed to honk the horn at the school, and it is said that they will be fined.

Jiang Xiaozhi took out five yuan and bought a cheese hot dog stick.After the boss fried it for him, he asked him if he wanted it spicy.Jiang Xiaozhi said, "A little bit, not too much."

After frying, Jiang Xiaozhi took it, took a bite, and pulled out the shreds.The rich aroma moistens the mouthpiece.

Still delicious.

Although the things on the outside stalls may not be very clean, the taste is indeed not bad.

Jiang Xiaozhi went to the supermarket to buy packaged frozen barbecue ingredients.Then he walked into the darkness, held the coin, and said to himself: go home.

He walked back from the small path illuminated by the guide lights. The path under his feet seemed to be in the cloud mud. Jiang Xiaozhi had walked this path many times, but every time he looked down, he could not see the tread on the soles of his feet. way.You can only return home by following the direction of the guide lights.

A farm compound lies ahead.

There are two big pumpkin lanterns hanging under the eaves, the lights are red.He walked to the door, and the two doors opened automatically without making a sound.

The yard was still empty.

But under the eaves, Zhou Yueze was lying on the bamboo chair.The moonlight sprinkled on his body, covering the ground with scarlet blood.But he is so calm.

Zhou Yueze was resting with his eyes closed.But when Jiang Xiaozhi came back, he opened his eyes, saw him, and laughed. "I'm back. What's the matter today? Why are you back twelve minutes later than usual?"

When Jiang Xiaozhi heard the precise time, the melancholy and depression in his heart seemed to be blown away by the wind at this moment.With a smile on his face, he held up the things in his hand.

Said: "My lord, I bought barbecue materials, do you want to eat barbecue?"

Zhou Yueze hadn't eaten barbecue yet, but looked at the big blue plastic bag in Jiang Xiaozhi's hand full of pockets, got up from the bamboo chair, and said, "Yes."

Jiang Xiaozhi laid out all the barbecue ingredients, and then brought out a barbecue grill.The bottom of the grill is a ceramic stove, and the top is an iron circular plate.

Instead of charcoal, alcohol was used.A faint blue and orange flame burned below.

Brush the iron plate with oil, then place the materials for grilling, and grill while brushing the oil.After a while, there was a sizzling sound, and the fragrance was tangy.

Jiang Xiaozhi bought chicken wings, chicken legs, squid, kidneys, small intestines, beef skewers, pork belly skewers, corn kernels, and mushroom slices.

Zhou Yueze sat on a small bench, waiting to eat.He looked at Jiang Xiaozhi intently.Jiang Xiaozhi lowered his head and brushed the oil intently, but the corners of his mouth were actually slightly raised.

Jiang Xiaozhi was a little happy.

Because... if the adult... doesn't like himself at all, he should look at the food on the iron plate, not himself.