I always attack his house and live in the underworld

The third year of high school was really a hard year, studying, studying, and studying day and night...Jiang Xiaozhi hasn't been to the commercial street for a long time, and he rarely went there before.Because his grandfather is old and prefers a quiet place.Take a big iron cup, make a cup of tea, sit under the eaves and watch the sun rise and set.

See all kinds of people, see the rotation of the four seasons that you can never get tired of.

After all, Jiang Xiaozhi was young, and when Zhou Yueze said that he was going to go shopping, he happily showed a small canine tooth.

Zhou Yueze stretched out his hand, it was the first time that Jiang Xiaozhi offered to give his hand to Zhou Yueze, and for a moment a faint blush floated on his cheeks.He looked at his lord with bright eyes, and then wanted to give Zhou Yueze his wrist, but Zhou Yueze grabbed his palm when he handed it over, and Zhou Yueze's palm suddenly became hot.

Jiang Xiaozhi also felt it, and looked at him in surprise.

But Zhou Yueze didn't show too much strangeness.Jiang Xiaozhi's eyes just went dark, and he was in a sea of ​​light in an instant.This is already a commercial street.

The former commercial street was full of pedestrians, traffic, neon lights, music...

But now following Zhou Yueze, I realized that there are all kinds of lively spirits here.

Zhou Yueze had already let go of his hand, and the two of them shuttled back and forth in the crowd.

Jiang Xiaozhi was dazzled and couldn't help but ask Zhou Yueze, "My lord, what is that?"

Zhou Yueze followed his gaze, only to see that there was a queue in front of the stinky tofu frying pan, and beside the frying pan, a green-skinned face with a big head was smoking the oil.

That green leather face has a huge head, and the lower body is also huge and round.The feet are also very big.

It's just that the arms are short and the legs are also short.

This results in the person looking like two stacked balls.

Zhou Yueze smiled: "This is a lampblack man, which is rare. Ever since there were range hoods, there have been fewer such things. Don't worry about it, it likes to smoke lampblack, and it used to often appear in hot kitchens. But now the big kitchen basically There are range hoods on the floor, but this kind of street workshop can make it suck because of the lack of facilities.”

Jiang Xiaozhi: Wow~~

Never heard of it before, never seen it.

"Then what is that?"

It was a red leather lantern with long horns and two legs made of bamboo poles.There is a jellyfish-like thing in the body that emits a faint blue light.It only goes to lively places, but unfortunately it is too short and its legs are too short. It jumps and jumps, but it never jumps too high.There is no way to see the appearance of the little brother playing and singing in the square.

"This is more common, it's called Qi Qi."

"Strange?"

"Well. As long as people are watching them, they can't help but join in the fun. This kind of thing can't be frightened, it will deflate when frightened, and it won't recover until the sun shines the next day."

"What if it rains the next day?"

"Then there is no way, you will die."

Just as he was talking, Quqi finally squeezed in.But as soon as he squeezed in, the drum set suddenly sounded, and Qu Qi was so frightened that he jumped up with a bang, and flattened to the ground like a deflated balloon.Being stepped on by everyone's feet, stepped on, and stepped on it so dirty.

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..."

Probably because the newly selected song was not very pleasant, so a group of people walked away, and the new people have not yet gathered.

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at Zhou Yueze, then ran over, quickly squatted down, grabbed a piece of flat paper-like Qi Qi and ran back.

Others: "..." Did that guy pick up something just now?Gold rings, silver earrings, diamonds, coins...

Jiang Xiaozhi: "My lord, what should I do?"

Zhou Yueze took it, folded it a few times, and immediately folded it into the size of a piece of paper towel, then stuffed it in the bag, and said, "Put it on the shelf when you go shopping in the mall after eating. The effect of drying it under the light is not good. A little bit, but it is also useful, and it will be restored tomorrow."

Jiang Xiaozhi suddenly laughed. "Thank you, my lord."

Zhou Yueze didn't think there was anything to thank for it.

"You are obviously timid, why do you still have such a nature?"

Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't understand it at all.

Zhou Yueze sighed with emotion: "I guess I'm tired of living."

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..." Since when did your lord like to joke around?

The two planned to eat something first, and then stroll slowly, so the first stop was to find a delicious restaurant to eat.Jiang Xiaozhi and Zhou Yueze were walking, Zhou Yueze suddenly pointed at a store, and said, "Go to that one."

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at the restaurants in this area, and the one Zhou Yueze pointed to was a bit special.Because there is no fire on the signboards of other restaurants.

Yes, the shop that Zhou Yueze was referring to had golden fire floating on the signboard.The way those fires are burning is very special, like... ah, by the way, the fire under Master Stove's picture.

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "This restaurant enshrines the Stove Lord, so is it protected by the Stove Lord?"

Zhou Yueze said: "It's not the blessing that comes from offerings. It's because the taste of this restaurant is good. Whether it's using good materials or cooking, they all uphold the ancient virtues, so they have accumulated the kitchen fire of the kitchen prince. As long as you keep going, Business will definitely get better and better.”

"Come on, go in and have a taste."

After the two entered, the aroma was tangy.

The waiter led the two of them to sit down at a rectangular table for four, brought the menu, brought the tea and came over to heat the dishes.

Zhou Yueze ordered the meal first, and ordered all eight signature dishes.

Then he asked Jiang Xiaozhi: "What do you want to eat?"

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at Zhou Yueze's sketch on the menu: "..." Then he hooked two vegetables.His family's adults... are really good at eating meat.Zhou Yueze glanced at the sauerkraut bitter gourd and stir-fried lettuce on the top, and passed them to the waiter without making a sound.

Said: "Two pots of rice milk, one pot of freshly squeezed juice."

The waiter looked at the dishes, then looked at Zhou Yueze and Jiang Xiaozhi, and said, "You two guests, you ordered too many dishes, why don't you sit at another table."

Neither of them had an opinion.

Jiang Xiaozhi and Zhou Yueze changed tables and sat down. While waiting for the dishes, Jiang Xiaozhi didn't know what to say to Zhou Yueze, and Zhou Yueze didn't know what to say. The two of them didn't speak for a while, they were quiet.

In fact, Jiang Xiaozhi really wanted to say: My lord, you have been with me for so long and haven't told me your name because... I'm just a mortal, so I'm not qualified to know your name?

He also wanted to say: During the time with you, I feel more at ease than ever.Also feel very lucky.The world is getting more and more chaotic now, but under your protection, I have never really worried or feared.

He even wanted to say: My lord...I seem to like you, we...is it possible to be together?

……

Zhou Yueze didn't say anything.

He wanted to ask Jiang Xiaozhi if he would be uncomfortable with him?Will you feel very restrained?Do you think he is too old and boring?

I also want to ask Jiang Xiaozhi if he is unwilling to make his own decision and let him live with him?

But these words are destined to only be kept in the heart.No one spoke first.

Jiang Xiaozhi turned his head to look at the bright neon lights of the commercial street.

Zhou Yueze followed his gaze, and then his gaze slowly fell on Jiang Xiaozhi's face. "He's so pretty." Zhou Yueze thought.Want to pinch his cheek.Jiang Xiaozhi does have a Japanese comic face, cute and cute, with a little fat and tender flesh on his face.It makes people want to reach out and pinch.

When Jiang Xiaozhi looked away, Zhou Yueze lowered his eyes.

"Is your homework okay? Do you feel strenuous? Shall I find some teachers for you?"

Jiang Xiaozhi was slightly taken aback.Then he asked, "Are you planning to introduce me to some...that kind of teachers?"

Zhou Yueze: "There is nothing wrong with it. After all, there is a serious backlog of reincarnations. You can't reincarnate left and right, and you can't do things. Why don't you make money if you have money?"

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "Then why bother you to spend it for me? I know that Yinde money is not easy to come by. You can only get it by doing good deeds, big and small. It's just like the hard-earned money earned by hard work. Same."

Zhou Yueze: "I don't think there is any difficulty in getting it. I am very lucky. When playing cards, I can basically win hundreds of dollars every time."

Jiang Xiaozhi: "!!" Do adults still play cards? "Are you playing cards?" I couldn't tell at all.

Zhou Yueze laughed, "Didn't you expect that? Actually, I can also play mahjong. Of course, playing cards is not a good thing. Don't learn from me."

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at Zhou Yueze with bright eyes.

"So, when the ghost market opens, I'll help you see if there are any gold medal teachers who died suddenly, and I'll recruit some for you."

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..." Sudden death, return a few, return the gold medal teacher... Hey~~ Why does it feel like I'm sorry for those teachers, obviously he didn't do anything.

Probably because Jiang Xiaozhi's expression was a bit unspeakable, Zhou Yueze explained gently: "People are under more and more pressure now, especially responsible teachers. It is even more stressful to stay up late to correct homework and test papers." It’s commonplace. Lessons need to be prepared, and homework needs to be adjusted according to the students’ acceptance and academic performance. Teachers account for a relatively high proportion of sudden deaths.”

Zhou Yueze put it another way: "Otherwise, it's okay to die. It's just that you may be too old, and your thinking may not be so fast."

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded, "Let's talk about it at that time. But I still want to thank you for thinking about me, my lord."

"Don't be polite to me."

Four dishes were served one after another, raw rolled donkey meat, drunk duck, goose feet with distilled lees, and charcoal-grilled pork knuckle with honey sauce.

They all look good.looks very tasty.

Zhou Yueze first picked up a piece of pork knuckle and tasted it.

"I think Yunxiang's pork knuckle tastes better, after all, the price is five times more expensive. But this pork knuckle tastes pretty good."

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded thoughtfully. "You get what you pay for."

"It makes sense."

He watched Jiang Xiaozhi eat politely, and he didn't talk or chew while eating.His cheeks bulged slightly.When the rice sticks to his chopsticks, he will clean the edge of the bowl before picking up the food. This is a very well-bred person.

Zhou Yueze actually doesn't like people picking dishes when he has dinner with others.Anyone who has dined with him knows that this No. 18 prison leader, now Lord Jingtai Chenghuang, always divides tables when inviting people to eat.

In the huge living room, there is a coffee table for each person, and everyone follows Zhou etiquette, kneeling and eating. For more than 2000 years, there are very few people who have eaten at his table.

At this time, roasted deer tail, braised fish in sauce, charcoal-grilled oysters with minced garlic and vermicelli, and pearl fish ball soup came up again.

It was time to eat, and the waiter was probably so busy that he forgot to put a spoon in the pearl fish ball soup. Zhou Yueze and Jiang Xiaozhi didn't pay attention.Jiang Xiaozhi stretched out his chopsticks to pick it up four or five times, but he didn't pick it up.Zhou Yueze firmly put one into Jiang Xiaozhi's bowl.

Jiang Xiaozhi said thank you, but didn't think there was anything wrong.It's just a side dish.

Zhou Yueze was slightly taken aback after finishing this.

Just now he went to pick up food for Jiang Xiaozhi according to his own mind, without any hesitation.However, when he had not been a ghost pawn for a long time, someone once invited him to dinner, and when he went, he also had this dish.

But the guest invited by the host was not particular, and he insisted on stretching out his chopsticks to pick up the spoon even though there was a spoon, but he failed to pick it up after four or five times.

That night, he didn't touch that dish again.

The same behavior now...why did he give Jiang Xiaozhi food instead of being disgusted?

The last two green vegetables were placed in front of Jiang Xiaozhi. The table does not have a turntable. Jiang Xiaozhi picked up a chopstick of lettuce and put it in Zhou Yueze's bowl. He said, "My lord, try the green vegetables. The taste of green vegetables Not bad either."

Zhou Yueze: "...Okay." He listened to himself.

Suddenly, he realized that his acceptance of Jiang Xiaozhi was too great.Thinking about the future, Jiang Xiaozhi's stature will be taller, and his shoulders will be wider when he becomes an adult.

He was about the same height as him, even if the difference was only a few centimeters.

If the two are together, he may wear the wrong clothes, take the wrong towel, don't care if the slippers under his feet are his own, and don't care whose drinking cup belongs to him...he will invade his life bit by bit .

All the former personal belongings are at his disposal...

Thinking of this, the light in Zhou Yueze's eyes became brighter and brighter.

Thinking that one day...he would feel very happy.

Jiang Xiaozhi found out that the adult tonight...had already looked at him many times.Jiang Xiaozhi thought: Is it because he looks so good today, so he looks so good-looking?

Hehehe... I can't help but feel happy.

He felt that adults like him so much, and when they get along day after day in the future, they will definitely like him a little bit more every day, so maybe one day... His face slowly turned red, How wonderful it would be~!

After eating and paying the bill, Zhou Yueze and Jiang Xiaozhi went to the shopping mall. While shopping in the clothing store, they hung up Qiqi under the light.When they left, Quqi was staggered by the wind from the blower, but the smile on Lantern's face grew bigger and bigger.Jiang Xiaozhi looked back at it several times.

Jiang Xiaozhi helped Zhou Yueze choose a few sets of clothes. Zhou Yueze said, "I don't think these clothes look good."

Jiang Xiaozhi refused to compromise.He said: "My lord, although it's not pretty, but the weather is going to get cold soon, it will be a bit bad if you still wear T-shirt and shorts."

Zhou Yueze looked at himself in the mirror with casual trousers and a casual shirt, and felt very ugly.

Jiang Xiaozhi also matched Zhou Yueze with shoes and socks.

Jiang Xiaozhi thought to himself: Finally, it doesn't hurt his eyes anymore.

My lord, he obviously has normal aesthetics in robes, but in modern clothes, he actually thinks...the hotter the eyes, the better.Aesthetics are severely distorted.

Zhou Yueze thinks about it too, and it will indeed be cold in November.Others wear long clothes and long trousers, but his short clothes and shorts must be eye-catching.So reluctantly agreed.

Jiang Xiaozhi picked it for him, so he has to save face.

Jiang Xiaozhi also picked out some long johns for himself. He wanted to wear them to look good, so that in front of adults... he could attract more attention.As for the money, you can earn it later and return it to the adults.

His ideas are good.It's just that Zhou Yueze has always felt that Jiang Xiaozhi's clothes are not good-looking...

However, he also felt that Jiang Xiaozhi, who didn't even have good-looking clothes, could still be so cute.

The two of them visited the clothing store and shoe store above, and then went to the supermarket below to buy vegetables.Because it is a big shopping mall, there are many things in the supermarket that are not available in small supermarkets.

Well-cut ax steak, fresh sea fish of all kinds, dissected crocodile, freshly roasted chicken, freshly baked bread, various domestic and imported snacks...

Two carts full.

Queuing to check out, Zhou Yueze took Jiang Xiaozhi's hand and was about to go home when suddenly a woman in a white wedding dress fell down from the circular corridor on the sixth floor of the shopping mall.

With a bang, the woman fell to the white marble floor, her limbs twisted.

The woman rolled her eyes back, meeting Jiang Xiaozhi's eyes.

Screams and chaotic sounds suddenly rang out.

Jiang Xiaozhi was so frightened that he lost his voice, Zhou Yueze quickly closed his eyes, and the whole shopping mall was within his range of perception.No ghosts... So, suicide?

A soul rose from the woman's body, and Zhou Yueze pulled it into his palm.

Then he took Jiang Xiaozhi and left here.

Whether it is suicide or not, just ask.