I always attack his house and live in the underworld

The two kissed for a long time before going to the bedroom and spending a long time on the bed.The clothes are already messy, Zhou Yueze seems to want to do it in one step, taking advantage of today's success.

But when he was about to untie Jiang Xiaozhi's clothes and kiss his collarbone, Jiang Xiaozhi suddenly held his face, staring at him with big black eyes

"My lord, I am underage."

Zhou Yueze was stunned for a while, and asked in surprise, "You have graduated from high school."

"When I was studying, the policy was not clear. I went to kindergarten at the age of three, and I only went to elementary school for two years. I went to elementary school at the age of five. I was only seventeen."

Zhou Yueze covered the person with the quilt, rubbed his face, and sat up.

Holding the skirt of his clothes, covering his strong chest and eight-pack abs.

Jiang Xiaozhi chuckled.

Zhou Yueze said twice: "This is the rhythm of waiting for a year."

Jiang Xiaozhi got up from the bed, tidied up his messy clothes, and sat on the side of the bed together, but he was unruly, dangling his legs, and Zhou Yueze's Adam's apple was rolling with white feet.

"My lord, you have been single for more than 2000 years, so it's okay to wait another year?"

Zhou Yueze looked at Jiang Xiaozhi with burning eyes, and Jiang Xiaozhi was speechless.He didn't dare to provoke him anymore.Besides, it adds fuel to the fire.

Zhou Yueze finally couldn't restrain himself from stretching out his claws to pinch Jiang Xiaozhi's cheek flesh, which was soft and greasy.

"Accumulating firewood does not burn, and it dries up in the sun for a long time, but there is a flame, and the fire of the sky is ignited instantly. You don't know it? If I don't have a lover, I can naturally have a few desires. But now the fat is on the plate. , you can only hear and watch but not eat, you only say that cruelty is not cruel? Isn’t it extraordinarily cruel to your lord and me?”

Jiang Xiaozhi was speechless.Although Zhou Yueze played well and was very vivid, he couldn't understand it, and he didn't know the urgency of this kind of stuffing.

He thought it was sweet to pull hands and kiss lips.

But it doesn't prevent the cute and lovely Jiang Xiaozhi from speaking soft words to coax Zhou Yueze.But before he could speak in the future, Zhou Yueze opened his arms and hugged Jiang Xiaozhi, "Let me hug, it's also good to quench my thirst."

Zhou Yueze happily hugged Jiang Xiaozhi and kissed the top of his hair.Although it can't be done, it's good to hug and relieve the itch in my heart.

Since Zhou Yueze got along with Jiang Xiaozhi, he knew that Jiang Xiaozhi was very smart.Because if a person is not smart, if he puts more effort into Chinese and English, his grades may be significantly improved.However, mathematics, physics and chemistry are obviously not very effective because of rigidity and hard work.

Jiang Xiaozhi's math is very good.

This shows that Jiang Xiaozhi's thinking ability is particularly strong.

He can form a mental connection just by looking at the scene in the sky, and he knows that his shy appearance is quite similar to the young god.

Naturally, he can also think of some things that ordinary people would not pay attention to through a comb, or even a word from Zhou Yueze.

Jiang Xiaozhi asked frankly: "My lord, did you make that comb?" If you didn't make it yourself, how could you show such a familiar and surprised expression?

If you hadn't seen this comb brushing the hair of a god, how would you know that this comb had combed the hair of a god?It is even possible that this comb is made by him, and he is also the one who combs the god's hair.

Zhou Yueze looked at him in surprise, then nodded. "When I was still alive, I was a woodcutter, collecting firewood for a living. One day, there was a thunderstorm at night, and it rained heavily. The thunder struck and burned an old peach tree on the mountain. The next day I went up the mountain to see, The old peach tree has been shattered by lightning, leaving only a stump."

"I heard the old man say that lightning strike wood has the effect of warding off evil spirits, and it is peach wood, so I chopped it back."

"Peach trees are not big, and even decades-old peach trees are no bigger than the mouth of a bowl. Cut off the useless charcoal on the surface, and the wood core left in the middle is black, red, white and yellow, which is very strange. There are petal patterns on the core, I saw it looks good, so I made a comb."

"However, within two years of finishing this comb, I went to the underworld because of a turmoil. I worked as a ghost soldier, and the years passed by in 2000, and today I met you." Zhou Yueze smiled and hugged him, Kiss him again.There is a feeling of being so in love that you can't bear to let go.

Before, Jiang Xiaozhi only knew that his adults were restrained, gentle and slightly cold, but now, at this moment, he realized that when his adults were not restrained, his heart was really sweet.

His family...likes him, loves him...it seems that he loves him so much!

"After all, this comb has combed the hair of the gods for two years, and it has been stained with charm. From this, spirituality has been born, and the cultivation has achieved twice the result with half the effort. I don't know what happened in the past 2000 years, which caused this comb to fall into the devil. A monster was born. There is a monster in the comb called—comb bride.”

When Jiang Xiaozhi heard this name, he felt so weird. He frowned and asked, "My lord, I've watched TV dramas, and I know some knowledge about ancient times. Could it be that you are lying to me? I usually do it for you, my lord." The woman married by the bride is a blessed person with a beautiful family and full of children and grandchildren. How can this bride be crowned on this monster who bewitched the bride to die?"

"Then you only know one thing, not the other. There is not only one of this married lady born in the world. I went to the world to seduce the soul when I was working in Heiwuchang more than 1000 years ago. I heard about it." Zhou Yueze grabbed Jiang Xiaozhi's fingers and played with them carefully, then clasped them together, and brought them to his lips for a kiss.

intimate.

"At that time, there was a small country with a princess who was the most beautiful princess in the world."

"My lord, your description is too indecent, and I can't have a specific imagination. Since she is the best in the world, have you seen her?"

Zhou Yueze paused slightly, then sighed helplessly: "I've seen it. I was able to see it from a distance once in a ecstasy. It's really beautiful, but it's not the best in the world."

Jiang Xiaozhi said 'Oh', "Is it really hard to be beautiful?"

Zhou Yueze shook his head with a smile. "It's the best immortal demon."

"I have existed in the world for more than 2000 years. I have seen immortals, spirits, monsters, even Bodhisattvas and Buddhas. But I have never seen such a beautiful woman."

Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't imagine.With Meizhi's appearance, she is still a princess of a small country, isn't it a disaster?

Zhou Yueze said: "The princess likes epiphyllum, and the epiphyllum is planted in the garden. She takes good care of it. Day after day, she counts the time carefully and waits for the epiphyllum to bloom. But until the day she got married, the epiphyllum only had buds, which never bloomed. Withering. The most beautiful epiphyllum in the world is ashamed to bloom when she sees her, what an unbelievable thing, but it really happened."

"I've never seen a fairy go to that princess's country. It's just because Chang'e once carried a rabbit in the world during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and passed by the princess's country. At that time, Chang'e wanted to dance under the moon to bless the people, but the princess offered The dancers had fun with the people. Chang'e covered her face with her sleeves and went back to the moon palace when she first saw the princess's face."

"seriously?"

Zhou Yueze said with a smile: "I've seen epiphyllums blooming in shame. I don't know if Chang'e is ashamed to go to the Moon Palace. It's just that the princess has a bad life, and she didn't have a good marriage in her sixth marriage. It is rumored that she was the first to marry. Her queen mother, the most honorable woman in the small country, dressed her and gave the princess the comb, hoping that she would comb it smoothly all her life. As a result, she married the king of a neighboring country for the first time. Not long after, the country Because other countries competed for the princess, so that they invaded (invaded) and subjugated the country. Marry again and then subjugate the country. The sixth marriage, she finally married an extremely powerful country."

"Is that extremely powerful country also dead?" Jiang Xiaozhi felt a little scary.

As a result, Zhou Yueze shook his head, and he said: "The emperor had the ambition to conquer the world. He took the princess with his front foot and destroyed the princess' mother country with his back foot. The princess finally couldn't bear it. After combing her hair and making up, she died from a bustard."

Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't help pursing the corners of his lips.

So miserable.

Terrible too.

"Every time she marries, she combs her hair with the comb given to her by her mother. Every marriage leads to the destruction of a small country. Marriage and marriage do not make hundreds of children and grandchildren happy and happy. On the contrary, they do so with resentment The country was ruined and the family was destroyed. As a result, a monster was born in the comb, named the bridegroom. The grooming girls who have not yet entered the marriage hall are because of the bridegroom. Since marriage is destined to be unhappy, then It is better to die early' bewitched to commit suicide."

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "Does such a monster as the bride-to-be often exist?"

Zhou Yueze also shook his head, "Although there are such things, there are not many people who kill dozens of people in a row like the one I restrained. The general bride-to-be is made by women who have troubles and miserable lives after marriage. As for women who can't bear it and end their lives, they are born full of resentment. If resentment is resolved, such as husband's betrayal, husband's humiliation, and mother-in-law's bullying, the resentment will dissipate and disperse in the world, and there will be no more murders. "

Jiang Xiaozhi felt sorry for him.

He knew it was wrong and shouldn't think about the fact that he was a man, but he still hugged Zhou Yueze tightly.

"My lord, fortunately you are not human."

Zhou Yueze: "..."

Jiang Xiaozhi kissed him on the cheek. "Fortunately, I'm a boy. Even if I suffer, I can't go anywhere. At least I don't have to be bound by my children for the rest of my life like a woman. Even if life is worse than death, I may endure it for the sake of my children."

Zhou Yueze kissed him back. "You are a woman, and I will not let you suffer."

Jiang Xiaozhi's big eyes turned black and bright for a few times, and he said something: "I am also a man, and I know that many men don't count their words."

"When do I say nothing?"

"You said that the shrimp dumpling will be sold out soon after going back to the ghost market branch stall. But you have been busy and busy, and the shrimp dumpling has been frozen for more than half a year."

Since the weight reached more than 50 catties, the female ghost who fell from the building was completely injured after eating ten catties when she was Jiang Xiaozhi's biology teacher.Say nothing and don't want to eat anymore.

Zhou Yueze finally remembered the experience of cooking dumplings every meal.

It was hurt.

Really hurt.

He said: "If it's been left for too long, we won't eat it. Let's go back to being unscrupulous businessmen."

"Go, my lord will take you to set up a stall."

Jiang Xiaozhi laughed: "My lord, act like I don't know. Since it's not bad, it's just that it's not nutritious. Compared with those worm noodles, flies topped with fried five-spice mice in the ghost market, my dumplings must be excellent. I'll sell three of them." A bowl of Yinde banknotes." He went to the ghost market just now, and his eyes are really good.I saw what I should see and what I shouldn't see.

Zhou Yueze thinks it's great, the daughter-in-law has made a lot of money before getting married.congratulations.