I always attack his house and live in the underworld

When people are not ghosts, they don't know the number of ghosts. They think that the world is bustling and dying, and it is those souls after all.actually not.It is not just the human soul that is reincarnated as a human being.There are even immortal Buddhas and demons...

Therefore, there are not only human souls in the ghost market, but also various demons and ghosts.And because they each have their own supernatural powers, there are not only ghosts but also living things in the ghost market.

The best example shows—Jiang Xiaozhi is clearly a living person, but because of Zhou Yueze's blessing, he walks in the underworld.

The matter of setting up a stall to sell dumplings is not a joke, the two of them tidy up.

Jiang Xiaozhi also didn't have a food cart to take out, so he took the dumplings out of the large refrigerator.

The dumplings in the grid box are hard.As soon as I took it out, I was so angry.

He put all the dumplings in the steamer and built two three-layer steamer.

The fire below is getting stronger and stronger, which is very powerful.

Here, although there is no electricity, electricity can be used.Obviously there is no liquefied natural gas in the liquefied gas, but it can burn a raging flame.

I can't understand it.

Puzzled, he asked Zhou Yueze, who was just watching, "My lord, why can these things be used without energy? This is very unreasonable."

He wanted to ask for a long time.

Never had the nerve to ask.

Afraid that adults would find him annoying.

But now I don't feel so much... because adults like him.He also likes adults.The relationship between the two is different.People are smart, close and close, so they are favored and arrogant.In the end, I was able to accept it with all my heart, open my arms, and blend with each other, you and me!

If the rules are always restrained, it will not be conducive to "□□" production...

Zhou Yueze said: "All of this is supported by magic. Mana itself is the greatest energy in the world except for the rules of heaven and earth. It's normal that you don't understand if you haven't stepped into the path of cultivation."

After saying this, he said seriously, "However, I don't know how to explain mana. It's like you can't explain why one plus one equals two." This is very helpless.

Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't help laughing.

Rinse the grid box containing the dumplings with hot water, dry it with a clean cotton cloth, and put it in the cabinet.

After the dumplings were steamed, they were packed by Zhou Yueze in his sleeves.He took out a piece of suet jade from his trouser pocket for a long time.

This mutton fat jade is carved into a "blessing" character.

Zhou Yueze carefully tied the jade pendant to Jiang Xiaozhi's wrist.Afraid of falling off, it is not enough to tie a dead knot directly, and cast a spell to prevent the rope from breaking.

He fastened it and said, "This piece of jade can cover up your yang energy and protect you, so don't take it off."

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "Isn't that a magic weapon? It's quite valuable, right?"

Zhou Yueze hesitated for a moment, and comforted him: "It's not expensive. I have a lot of good things. It's nothing." In choosing to tell him his precious thoughts for him or to comfort him that he doesn't have to be careful about caring for his burden, he chose the latter.

"The word "Fu" comes from the longevity of a gifted scholar, and it means wealth, sons, longevity, and blessings. Although I don't know its origin, but since you can hide it in your pocket, it must be a good thing. Thank you, my lord!~"

If Zhou Yueze didn't say anything, Jiang Xiaozhi wouldn't understand?No, he understands.

Zhou Yueze had to laugh.

He took away the dining table at home, and then took Jiang Xiaozhi out.The robes on the two of them suddenly changed.

Zhou Yueze is still wearing the big daisy T-shirt and beach tree shorts.

Jiang Xiaozhi is an ordinary white and blue t-shirt and Xtep cropped pants.

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at Zhou Yueze belatedly, and asked awkwardly, "My lord~"

"what happened?"

"You obviously can, obviously you can..." He blushed, shy and couldn't help himself.

Zhou Yueze realized later.

Dry cough masking.

Pulling Jiang Xiaozhi, he said, "If the dumplings are easy to sell today, let's sell noodles later. I'll knead the noodles for you, okay?"

Jiang Xiaozhi watched Zhou Yueze gossip about him and spat on him gently.

Bah~

Obviously she could change his clothes directly, but it was not enough to come and strip him, and she also wanted to hug his slippery body and belittle him.

Looking at the gentleman, it turns out that he treats himself... ╭(╯^╰)╮huh!Hungry for you!

Greedy you for a year! !

The two walked side by side on Yinhun Road, even if they were naked, they still couldn't see what the road under their feet looked like. "My lord, can you see clearly under your feet?"

Zhou Yueze could see clearly but said he couldn't see clearly. He said: "The underworld is transformed by the back soil among the thirteen ancestor witches. Do you think, if you can see clearly, what will it look like?" Satisfy his curiosity.

Jiang Xiaozhi thought about how he would form a road by himself, and fell silent.

There is no need to speak too clearly.

Even though the body of the ancestral witch is huge, incarnated in the underworld, and nourished by countless evil things for countless times, it is beyond recognition, and it is even more indescribable now.

Zhou Yueze said: "If you don't like life in the underworld, we can move there. It's just that it's probably not as convenient as being in the underworld."

Jiang Xiaozhi shook his head, "I think it's pretty good." It's good to be with adults.

Zhou Yueze looked into Shangjiang Xiaozhi's smiling eyes, and said happily: "I have a villa by the Styx River. I will take you to see it when I have a chance in the future." Although the underworld is within the underworld, the underworld is different from the underworld after all. everywhere else.So it's better not to go to hell if you have to die.

Fate of evil spirits.

Since the establishment of the ghost market, it has been bustling day after day.Life is chattering during the day, and there are many disco dances at night.Anyway, the days of waiting for reincarnation are boring and long, coupled with the martial law in the world, all ghosts cannot stay.As a result, there are more and more ghosts in the ghost market, and there are more and more ghosts.

Both Zhou Yueze and Jiang Xiaozhi concealed their aura and appearance.Then I found a slightly open place and put out the steamer and the table.The scent spread immediately and attracted the guests automatically.

A set of nine, three Yinde banknotes.

Jiang Xiaozhi packed the dumplings in a box, and asked the guest if he wanted spicy oil and old black vinegar, which were basically all they wanted.There are very few people from Guangdong who say they can't hold the peppers in this area.

Not expensive but not cheap either.It's just that the guests tasted it twice and felt it was worth it.

Jiang Xiaozhi received the Yinde note with sparkling eyes.

There are also guests who have a small appetite, how about asking two Yinde banknotes for six?Jiang Xiaozhi was not stingy either, he packed the dumplings for the other party.

The dumplings in the two steamers were sold out within half an hour.

Jiang Xiaozhi handed a stack of Yinde notes to Zhou Yueze, and said, "My lord, this is my living expenses."

Zhou Yueze looked at the cramped Jiang Xiaozhi, and couldn't help but rubbed his soft hair.Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't help but blush when he thought about what the adults said every time he rubbed his hair because he wanted to kiss and bite him.

"You keep it yourself. Yinde money can only be kept for a long time if you earn it by doing things yourself. Otherwise, in the dark, it will be broken up if you say it. I miss you, my lord, I win nine out of ten cards. It is also because the Yinde banknotes won will not stay in hand for a long time."

"The more yin and virtue, the denser the blessings, the more benefits you will be able to experience in the future."

Jiang Xiaozhi was stunned. "So, my lord...you plan to take time out of your busy schedule to help me set up the stall. Do you want me to earn more yin virtue? Others can earn yin virtue only by doing good deeds in the yang world, and I can do it by setting up a stall in the yin world." Earn a lot of money, isn't it... not so good?"

Zhou Yueze smiled, "Would the eldest son and grandson who was reincarnated in the richest man's family feel ashamed of the ghost friend who was reincarnated with him in a destitute family?"

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "Of course not. There is a saying in Yangjian that reincarnation is a technical job, and time is fate. It has nothing to do with the party's reincarnation in the richest family and his ghost friend joining the poor family."

Zhou Yueze looked like a child who could be taught.

"So you earn your yin virtue, and it's not that you won't earn it if you earn it. Why do you feel guilty and uneasy? They naturally have yin virtue when they do good deeds. It's your own ability to work hard to earn yin virtue. Home is fate. And if you meet me, I will protect you, it is your life. Others will not envy you."

Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't help but look at his adults cheerfully.

It feels like a set of fallacies, but he is very useful.Zhou Yueze took over the stall with Qiankun in his sleeve.Watching the blue and black sun in the sky and the slowly rising blood moon slowly overlap and alternate.

On the bustling street, Zhou Yueze stretched out his hand, and the gentleman said: "I don't know if I have the honor to invite Jiang Xiaozhi to go shopping together?"

Jiang Xiaozhi put his hand on it, nodded shyly, "Okay."

The ghost market also ushered in the first lights.

The reason for this is that the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change.Zhou Yueze has been a ghost for more than 2000 years, even though he has become a flesh (body), he still does not change his habits when he was a human being, for example - he must cover his stomach with a quilt when sleeping, so as not to catch a cold.

Will he catch a cold?

Oh, no kidding.

But he subconsciously felt that he would catch a cold.

Do ghosts still need lighting to see?Do ghosts still need to eat?

No need.

However, it is also the subconscious that feels indispensable.

Zhou Yueze has a lot of money.It has existed in the world for more than 2000 years, and its only hobby is playing cards and mahjong.It's rare to lose.It seems that the God of Wealth is always there.

Therefore, there is no extra cost, and a lot of "funeral wealth", plus wages and benefits, etc., etc. have been paid!He himself didn't know how much he was worth.

After finally finding a wife, even if it is a man, it still fulfills the wish of a single dog who wants to take his wife for shopping.

The shop he took Jiang Xiaozhi to was naturally not a small street shop where people from the underworld burned it down for ghosts, and then ghosts accumulated too much and found it useless, so they sold it.Once the things in those shops go out of the underworld and into the yang, it will be interesting.

For example, the colorful and very beautiful and gorgeous clothes, when worn on them, will turn black and appear when exposed to the sun, and turn into ashes when the wind blows.It will be naked in a second.

The reason is nothing more than the yang energy in humans and the yin energy in ghosts.Ghosts can rely on yin energy to keep their clothes from being damaged by things in the yang world, but humans cannot.

The shop he took Jiang Xiaozhi to was a thousand-year-old shop in an authentic underworld.All business is real.All kinds of antiques, artifacts of the underworld, celebrity calligraphy and painting consignment, excellent old tea, extremely beautiful wine...

There are also all kinds of things in the sky, the world, demons, ghosts, gods and Buddhas.

Jiang Xiaozhi was an eye-opener.

He saw a demon-refining gourd priced at 1000 million Yinde notes.The shop owner himself is a head monster, a half monster, and a dragon head in a human body.Zhou Yueze took him for a stroll, but the shop owner just hid his hands in the sleeves of the green cloth, and the old god was there.

Seeing that Jiang Xiaozhi looked at the demon refining pot without blinking, the shop owner introduced in a cadenced manner: "This is an imitation of the ancient god's demon refining gourd. Although it does not have the ability to contain everything in the world, it also has the power to contain a sea. Put the monster Throwing yourself into the jug can be refined into fine wine, and drinking it can increase mana. It is the best thing.”

Jiang Xiaozhi subconsciously looked at his family.

Because the adults in his family also have an identical one.But I don't know if it is such a thing.

Zhou Yueze raised his eyebrows at him.

Jiang Xiaozhi went to look at the next magic weapon. This magic weapon is really... making people uncomfortable.Because it's a finger, it looks like a human finger.Just looking at it, it is as white as jade.Just put it there.

Looking around, it's like a gesture of picking flowers.It's just that without the other four fingers, there's no way to figure it out.

The shop owner said again: "This is a Guanyin finger. Although it is a consumable, its power cannot be underestimated. If you are surrounded by thousands of ghosts, insert (into) the ground to stop the damage. The price is [-] Yinde notes .”

Jiang Xiaozhi felt that the things here were ridiculously expensive and weird, which was very unacceptable.

There is only one Avalokitesvara finger.

It was as if a curtain had been lifted from an unknown and ferocious corner of the underworld, allowing people to glimpse and feel terrified.

Jiang Xiaozhi pulled Zhou Yueze and said, "My lord, let's go, I don't think I can use the things in this store."

But Zhou Yueze didn't leave.

He said: "It doesn't matter whether you use it or not, I'm afraid it won't work when you need it. Don't you think so?"

Jiang Xiaozhi was slightly taken aback.

"Sir, you..."

Zhou Yueze smiled slightly, and took off the finger.

"Look again, don't save me money."

Jiang Xiaozhi was overwhelmed by Zhou Yueze's wealth and grandeur, and he was really happy in his heart.Although he was a little embarrassed, the adults were willing to spend money on him, regardless of counting, which always made him blush and heartbeat.

The store owner's eyes with a diameter of ten centimeters rolled around, with some scrutiny.

However, the customers who come and go to his store to make business are not rotten fish and shrimps.Presumably this is also the husband and wife who used magic to cover up their appearance and aura.

As for why it is a husband and wife... the behavior and behavior are all revealed.

At this time, Jiang Xiaozhi suddenly swayed in front of a mirror.I saw that this mirror was about twenty centimeters in diameter.The left and right panlongs are connected head to tail, and a dark green jadeite bead is inlaid in each of the two connections.The mirror in the middle is a water curtain, but when someone comes over to take a picture, there will be a wave of water ripples.

Zhou Yueze walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Xiaozhi was blocked by Zhou Yueze at this time. He looked at the mirror, and the water ripples on the mirror. Logically, there should be Zhou Yueze's figure, but he couldn't see it.

The owner of the store said: "This is the realm of appearance, and the price is three thousand. It has no power, and it is just for fun. It can illuminate the prototype, whether it is a monster, a god, or a person who has completely changed his face. Come out. There is nothing to hide. Of course, only you can see the prototype of the photo, and no one else can see it. Moreover, there is one and only one chance to take care of it. "That's why he hasn't sold it for thousands of years!If it wasn't good-looking, he wouldn't show it.

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Xiaozhi's expression was extremely strange.

He asked: "There is no possibility of taking the wrong photo?"

The shop owner smiled, and he said: "The water on the mirror surface is the real water of appearance born from a handful of weak water. It can reveal everything in the world, and there is never a mistake."

"Could it be that the guest saw his feet, unbelievable?"

A big drama is staged in the store owner's mind in an instant

The mistress committed adultery (adultery) and gave birth to an evil son who lied to be the son of the head of the house. After taking a photo today, she found that she was not XX but XX.

"My lord, let's go shopping next time, I'm a little tired."

"Then shall we go back first?"

"it is good."

Zhou Yueze went to check out.

After slowly returning to the farmyard all the way, Zhou Yueze removed the cover-up spell, and the two entered the door.Zhou Yueze asked Jiang Xiaozhi: "What did you see?"

Jiang Xiaozhi smiled and said, "I saw a rabbit, maybe I was a rabbit spirit at first."

Zhou Yueze rubbed his hair, "Really? It is indeed similar." After speaking, he rubbed him into his arms, pressed him against the door and kissed.Seeing his uneven breathing, his eyes sparkle, and he is slightly delicate (panting).

It's really like a little rabbit.

He must have been made to cry and his eyes were red, more like a bunny.

Jiang Xiaozhi made an extremely sumptuous dinner at night.Sliced ​​meat with beans, eggplant minced meat, pumpkin glutinous rice and red bean rice, pearl glutinous rice balls, soybean trotters, pan-fried sea bass, and fried meat with celery are placed on the stone table in the yard.You can watch the stars and the moon while eating.

If there are Yiyi Yangliufeng and tangled rose flowers, this midsummer must be even more beautiful.It's just that there are probably no plants to grow in this yard, even if plants are planted, those plants must be extremely strange.

Zhou Yueze picked vegetables for him, and Jiang Xiaozhi occasionally put vegetables in his bowl.As close as one with each other.

After eating, the two snuggled together, Zhou Yueze said: "The Avalokitesvara finger looks scary, I will give it to you after refining it. I will make a storage bag for you later."

Jiang Xiaozhi reached out to touch his waist pouch, looked at the three silver ingots embroidered on the coarse cloth, and said, "Is this the storage bag?"

"My lord, are all storage bags like this?"

Zhou Yueze touched the storage bag, and said: "It used to be a purse, and it was refined thousands of times by me with spells, so that it has a huge space."

Jiang Xiaozhi was silent for a moment.

He is too smart.Maybe not very smart, but very sensitive to some things.

He didn't ask.

But Zhou Yueze took the initiative to say: "This is a pouch made for me by the god who cut his clothes. If you mind, I won't wear it."

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "Does that god know that you like him? Does he still exist? Why don't you go find him?"

Zhou Yueze said: "I just kept this purse for thought. It was only recently that I accidentally learned that I had delusional thoughts more than 2000 years ago. I have already met you. Whether he exists in this world or not, I will not look for it." He is gone. Classmate Jiang, I only like you now. Would you like to kiss me?"

Jiang Xiaozhi leaned forward and kissed his lips, and it fell apart with one touch.

He said: "I'm not that stingy. Since that god can make adults like him, he must be a very good person. You should keep this purse, people always have a past. Your past is still so long, I Just don't care about it."

Zhou Yueze laughed, hugged him and kissed him.

I was so hungry that I wanted to eat him.

When it was time to go to bed at night, the two of them went back to their bedrooms, dawdling.

Jiang Xiaozhi entered the door first and closed it.He fell asleep on the bed with his clothes on, looking at the bloody moonlight in the room coming through the window, he remembered the picture he saw in the mirror, his pupils shrank, and he remained silent.