I always attack his house and live in the underworld

Jiang Xiaozhi didn't comment on Zhou Yueze's handling method. Zhou Yueze had been on errands for a long time, so he naturally had his own way of handling it.

He watched Zhou Yueze come back, but after dissecting a net of fish, he actually killed three more than him.

Most cooks love good quality kitchen utensils.He looked at the knife in Zhou Yueze's hand with great interest.

This knife is two fingers long and one and a half fingers wide.The blade is white with a slightly curved arc.The handle of the knife fits perfectly.

Beautiful and sharp.

"You can't use this knife for cooking. It's not that I don't want it. It's that this knife has a weird temper." Zhou Yueze said calmly when he saw Jiang Xiaozhi's eyes chasing the knife.

Jiang Xiaozhi was slightly surprised but didn't make a fuss.He smiled and asked: "This knife has a weird temper? Why do you say that?" While asking, he took the basin into the kitchen.

Zhou Yueze followed his wife's side step by step.Jiang Xiaozhi carried the fish to the faucet, tapped on the faucet, "I want ice water."

Immediately, the faucet was automatically turned on, and the freezing cold water flowed out to wash the fish.

Zhou Yueze leaned on the cooking table, watched him wash the fish, and said: "There was once a person who had no other hobbies. He only liked to kill fish and dissect it. No matter whether it was a big fish or a small fish, it had to be dissected. Live fish and dead fish have to be tried. Later, he became a monster by dissecting the fish, and he only wanted to dissect the fish to survive, so that he could prove that his dissecting skills are the best in the world."

"Not to eat fish? Just to practice his skills by dissecting fish?"

"That's true. Kill ten fish a day. Later, he went crazy and killed a hundred fish a day."

"Those fish are out of luck." Jiang Xiaozhi said.Continue to rinse the top boat fish. "What happened after that? What happened after that? Has he mastered the skill of dissecting the bones and keeping the fish alive?"

"No. But after dying with regrets, this person has obsessions in his heart. When he arrived in the underworld, he jumped off the Naihe Bridge when his soul passed the Wangchuan Styx River. Just to catch a fish and then cut it open."

"..." Jiang Xiaozhi didn't know what expression to make.While despising that person's reckless killing, while shocking that person is dead, he still cares about cutting fish.

"The River Styx...is there any fish?"

"Yes. But the fish in the Styx River have always been the only ones who eat their souls...so when the man was crossing the Naihe Bridge, he saw a fish swimming below, and when he thought about jumping into the river, he was overjoyed by the fish before he raised his knife. Zisheng caught it and had a full meal."

"But this knife is already unusual. When I fished it out, I liked it for a while. I found that peeling apples is very good. It's just that it escaped from me once in a fascination, eager to try to cut a human bone."

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at the knife with concern, feeling terrible.

The fish has been rinsed.

The flesh of this fish is crystal clear and white, except for the big bony spurs, there are no small spines.

Jiang Xiaozhi took a pan to heat the oil, and while the oil was hot, he used absorbent paper to absorb the water from the fish.

"Is this fish a river fish? I've never seen this kind of fish. It sounds delicious from what you said."

"The meat of this fish is very tender and has no fishy smell. It likes to move around on rainy nights when it is pouring. It is very lazy and is pushed by waves. It is also found in the sea."

"In the earliest days, I liked to prop up a wooden plank floating on the water. There was a boat behind, because the plank of the ship was stronger than those rotten wooden planks, so they liked it more. From generation to generation, they only think of boats. There are wooden planks on the river. Disdainful."

Jiang Xiaozhi listened with gusto.

"Then if a fisherman casting a net at night encounters it, wouldn't he think there are monsters under the boat?"

Zhou Yueze laughed: "Ordinary people generally can't hear it. They will only find that the boat is leaking."

Jiang Xiaozhi was stunned.Take the fish out of the pan.A special fragrance wafted up.

"Can they go through boats?"

"Otherwise? Otherwise, I wouldn't have caught them back. Top boat fish are generally rare. There are only a few juvenile fish in a hundred years. Originally, they almost disappeared, but after the recovery of the spiritual energy, I never thought of so many."

"The roof of the ship is worn out, and if it is not discovered in time, if it is far away from the shore and there is no repair tool, it will be a disaster. In case of such an accident, I'd better take it as hard as I can to drink."

Jiang Xiaozhi felt that his family had duplicity, and he obviously wanted to eat it!

Seeing the cooked fish move his index finger, Zhou Yueze couldn't wait to get a pair of chopsticks. When the fish was fished out and put on the plate, he had already lowered the chopsticks to pick it up.

The meat on the side of the cheek is the most tender, so I took a piece, blew it cold in three breaths, and stuffed it into Jiang Xiaozhi's mouth.

"taste good or not?"

While moving the chopsticks, he picked up a large piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

Jiang Xiaozhi felt...he had never eaten such a delicious fish in his life.Squinting and nodding.

good to eat!

Although the fish is boiled in oil, it tastes not greasy at all.The meat is sweet and smooth, with a cool taste like ice.Very fragrant.

Jiang Xiaozhi felt that the fish was weird, and the taste was also weird.It's just that the weird taste is really delicious.

He ordered two bowls of noodles, chopped green onion, and poured two spoonfuls of oil into the boiling oil, not much.He doesn't know how his family's taste is, but the oil is greasy and promotes the secretion of oil in the pores, which is prone to acne.So a little is enough.

He took out the chili sauce, scooped a spoonful, and asked, "My lord, would you like some chili sauce?" Zhou Yueze said that the fish tastes good without any sauce.

Zhou Yueze said, "I want three spoons."

Jiang Xiaozhi suddenly felt that his family could eat spicy food very well.The fish meat is mixed with oil-splashed noodles, which can be regarded as dinner.Zhou Yueze also drank seven glasses of wine.Jiang Xiaozhi also drank a small cup, the smell of alcohol made his eyes watery, quite pleasant.

"My lord, is the demon-refining gourd in your hand the same as the gourd in that shop that is priced at 1000 million Yinde notes?"

Zhou Yueze shook his gourd and handed it over to him to play with.Jiang Xiaozhi looked carefully and rubbed it carefully, the texture was smooth and delicate, and the pulp was very good, it must have been with the adults for a long time to be able to do so.

I heard Zhou Yueze say: "This gourd is somewhat similar to the one in the store. But his one is an imitation, and mine is real."

Jiang Xiaozhi's head exploded, and he heard the owner of the semi-demon shop say that it was a replica of the ancient artifact refining the demon gourd.

If your lord says this, doesn't it mean that this is the ancient artifact?

Does the artifact look like this?

"My lord? Can you really pretend to be the sky?"

Zhou Yueze said: "I don't know, I haven't tried it. It should still be possible to pretend to be some gods, Buddhas or demons."

Jiang Xiaozhi's eyes were shining brightly. The adult's past that he didn't participate in must have been extremely exciting.However, even though the two agreed with each other, Jiang Xiaozhi didn't really want to ask about Zhou Yueze's future.After all, there are many things he wants to know, but if the adults don't say anything, it would be very abrupt for him to ask.

No matter how close the relationship between the two is, if it's not about yourself, it's better not to ask.After all... who knows whether those past events are happy or sad?

The paper maid cleaned up the table and chairs and went to the kitchen to clean up.

Jiang Xiaozhi returned the gourd to Zhou Yueze and said, "You take it, this thing is too expensive, if I accidentally drop it, I can't afford it."

Zhou Yueze took it and hung it on his waist casually. "If it's really because of you that it was damaged, I won't blame you. If the person I love is not comparable to these things outside of my body, I think the liking is limited, and the love is seventy percent adulterated."

Jiang Xiaozhi felt that Zhou Yueze's words were close to sweet words, and he was coaxed happily.The rainwater lined the edge of the eaves, and the rain flowers clustered on the stone slabs of the courtyard.There was no blood moon in the sky.

Only the soul-inducing lamp outside was still glowing red, illuminating a path that could not be seen clearly.

Zhou Yueze got up and said, "Do you want to go to Yangjian? You haven't gone out much after the college entrance examination, and you have been studying all day long. Go out to relax?"

Jiang Xiaozhi got up happily and stretched out his hand naturally and habitually. Zhou Yueze held his palm, but said, "My lord, isn't it raining non-stop in Yangjian now? Where are we going?"

The grown-ups in his family have always disliked excitement, but only like quietness.

Zhou Yueze said: "Go to the paper-making shop and have a look. Now that the Yangjian industry is developed, those 'houses and villas' are all manufactured in complete sets and come out of molds. Some shop owners will stick to the ancient customs during the Dragon Boat Festival and take them out for drying. They can’t be under my command, they’re just poor ghosts, right? The rain freezes people in the underworld, if a strong wind blows, some ghosts are too fragile, I’m afraid they won’t be able to see the sun rise.”

Jiang Xiaozhi smiled when he heard the words, and he looked at his lord.

Although the adults in his family seem to be cold-faced and unkind to outsiders, his heart is always good.

He likes such a kind and gentle Zhou Yueze.

Zhou Yueze led him and disappeared into the farmyard, together with an umbrella hanging under the eave beam.

When we arrived at Yangjian, the lanterns were on and the neon lights were shining brightly.

The traffic flow is vast and the flow of people is less.Some fog.

The place where the paper-making shop is opened is not in the urban area of ​​Jingtai, but there are quite a few shops in the towns where the suburbs are located.

At present, many shops on this street are closed, because of the heavy rain, few people come to buy funerals at this time.

The two share an umbrella.Because the cuttlefish on the umbrella is in the sun, and the person holding the umbrella is Zhou Yueze, he doesn't dare to be presumptuous, and stays on the umbrella without swimming.

Only occasionally froze his tail stiffly.A particularly lively cuttlefish swam into the umbrella from the surface of the umbrella, and Jiang Xiaozhi saw it. Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't help being happy. The cuttlefish came out of the umbrella with a flick of its tail, and jumped onto Jiang Xiaozhi's hand.

Zhou Yueze and the cuttlefish looked at each other, and the cuttlefish saw Zhou Yueze and didn't talk about it, and happily swam its tail in Jiang Xiaozhi's palm.

Zhou Yueze snorted in his heart: he is used to being slippery.

Jiang Xiaozhi walked for a while holding the fish, and Zhou Yueze stopped.

Here is a storefront that is closed, but the uppermost window is bright.It means there are people in the store.

Jiang Xiaozhi took the fish back to the umbrella, and then looked at the storefront.

The mahogany door, the red paint on the door is mottled, and the wind and rain are a little peeling.There are six small doors in total.This door can be removed.Usually opening two small doors for entrance and exit is much larger than the single door next to it.

There is a big red lantern hanging on the left and right of the storefront, and the upper part is covered with dust.But the light was still bright.Under the wall by the door, there was a censer with incense sticks, and two candles.Enshrine the passing ghosts.

Generally, this kind of offering is rare, and most of the old people still do it in their homes.

But the paper shop is probably a bit taboo to do this business.

What's more, now that the aura is revived, all kinds of 'things' are popping up, so that certain customs are rampant again.

Jiang Xiaozhi looked around and saw that several stores were open, so it must be reasonable for the adults to choose this one.

Zhou Yueze held an umbrella and pulled Jiang Xiaozhi up the steps.The steps are short and narrow but tens of meters long, with a total of thirteen floors.It's not more than one meter high.

It was quite uncomfortable to walk.

Zhou Yueze didn't put away his umbrella and knocked on the door.

dong dong dong dong.

Three voices are human.

The four sounds are ghosts.

This is the rule.

Whether the other party knows or not is another matter.

The house was silent.Not long after, there was a sound of a stool rubbing against the floor, and the sound of footsteps hurried over.The latch is lowered.The door opened.

Light poured out of the room.It shone on Jiang Xiaozhi and Zhou Yueze.

The owner of the shop who opened the door is 65 years old, but he is still in good spirits.He first looked at the living Jiang Xiaozhi, and then at Zhou Yueze.His eyes widened slowly.

"I've seen adults."

Zhou Yueze said: "I won't go in, I want all the 'houses' in your store. Seal all the white papers."

The store owner trembled slightly with excitement.Hastily said: "My lord, wait a moment, I'll go right away,"

Usually this kind of shop is full of miscellaneous things, but this shop is neat and tidy.It was not difficult to find things, and they were quickly promoted to Zhou Yueze.

After Zhou Yueze put away Qiankun in his sleeve, he took out a stack of about two hundred Yinde banknotes and handed it over.

"Live more years, there are fewer honest stores like you now. And there are too many people waiting in line in the underworld. Yinde banknotes can be used by oneself, and there is no need to leave them to the children and grandchildren. If the children and grandchildren are virtuous, they will have their own blessings."

"Yes! Yes! Thank you, my lord."

Zhou Yueze pulled Jiang Xiaozhi to continue walking forward, but disappeared on the road after only two steps.

The shop owner sang blessings several times before returning to the shop.I had seen Zhou Yueze decades ago when I was still a child, and when I see you again today, I still look like that... I can't help but sigh with emotion.

The road to the underworld takes thousands of miles in an instant, which is much faster than the road in the yang world.

On the way, Jiang Xiaozhi asked: "Does that boss know you? He seems to have seen you before."

Zhou Yueze smiled and said: "He was in poor health when he was a child, and his mother had no choice but to cook big fish and meat every night, offering incense and candles to pray for ghosts and gods. It's just that everyone who came here They are greedy people, but after eating, drinking, and playing, they still want to go into the house to scare the child. It happened at that time that I went to see the sunset, and I encountered this incident. I just helped a little."

Jiang Xiaozhi smiled and said, "My lord, if you can help me a little bit, the problem of the shop owner's family must be solved."

Zhou Yueze smiled without saying a word.He just said: "Doing good deeds does not seek good rewards, but don't expect evil rewards. Otherwise, how many good people are there in this world? It would be such a sad thing to only smell the stench of souls everywhere."

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded in agreement.

When the two reappeared, they went to another place.This time Zhou Yueze took Jiang Xiaozhi to the wholesale factory that made the notebooks.The boss of this factory was listening to the cross talk, and he was nestling on the sofa with a big belly, eating melon seeds and drinking Coke, laughing and spitting everywhere from time to time.

Jiang Xiaozhi could hear the voice through the door.

When they passed by the security booth just now, the security guard obviously didn't see them, it must be that Zhou Yueze cast a spell to hide his figure.Came to the boss's office of this factory.

Zhou Yueze knocked on the door.

The owner of the factory thought it was someone from the factory who came to him, so he came to open the door not long after.But when he opened the door, he saw Zhou Yueze and Jiang Xiaozhi.These two... looked and looked again and again, but they didn't know each other.

One of them was still wearing a robe, and his hair was still so long... It was really scary in such a dark night.Especially now that all kinds of demons and ghosts have appeared, and even the country has set up a special department to deal with this matter.

The fat boss carefully confirmed that both of them had shadows, and then swallowed and asked, "You, who are you looking for?"

With the wind lingering on Zhou Yueze's sleeves, he lowered his eyes slightly and looked at the fat boss.Said: "I want the batch of white paper that was dried during the Dragon Boat Festival in your factory."

The fat boss's memory is not bad. He entered a batch of goods in front of the warehouse. As a result, the water pipe passing by the wall of the warehouse burst that night, and the batch of paper was soaked in water, which was very unsightly.

I moved out to dry it.Isn't it around the Dragon Boat Festival?

It's just... how do they know that they have a batch of papers that have been dried during the Dragon Boat Festival?Thinking of folk rumors, paper objects that are really burned to the underworld must be exposed to the sun of the Dragon Boat Festival to be effective.Immediately his eyes lit up, and he said, "I have a lot of use for that batch of paper, but since you want it, I'll sell it to you for [-]." , crumpled.There is always ash there.

Jiang Xiaozhi felt that the boss was very aggressive. He didn't know how much that batch of paper was, and he wanted to buy it in units of [-].

Zhou Yueze nodded, but his expression was indifferent.He said: "I'm going to get the money, and I'll come to pick up the goods later. Pay with one hand and deliver with the other."

The fat boss saw that Zhou Yueze agreed so happily that he was not short of money, and immediately annoyed himself why he didn't make more points just now.But despite this, the purchase price of the batch of white paper used to make draft paper was only [-].It is already very profitable to resell so many.

Zhou Yueze and Jiang Xiaozhi really went to withdraw money, and there was an ATM outside.

For more than a year and a half, Jiang Xiaozhi burned a few Yinde banknotes from time to time, and then bought lottery tickets and scratch games. He has already accumulated a sum of almost [-] yuan.At this moment, Jiang Xiaozhi took out [-] yuan and gave it to Zhou Yueze. Zhou Yueze took it and said with a smile: "Don't be reluctant, burn a few more Yinde banknotes later, buy a lottery ticket and come back, okay?"

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "It's not that I'm reluctant, it's that the fat boss is too greedy. If his paper hadn't happened to be exposed to the sun of the Dragon Boat Festival, the paper would have been soaked in water, and it's disgusting to sell it at such a price!"

It's just that I can't see the adults suffer.

Zhou Yueze hugged his shoulder and laughed. "It's okay. Money is something outside of the body, and those who suffer will not be able to suffer, and those who are greedy will definitely have nothing in their pockets."

After Zhou Yueze went in again, the fat boss was already waiting for him at the warehouse door.Zhou Yueze gave him the money, and the fat boss waited in a daze. After Zhou Yueze collected the paper in his sleeve, he locked the door.

Zhou Yueze and the others disappeared, and he went back to the sofa and sat down in a daze to continue watching cross talk.I only know one thing in my heart-sold a batch of backlog of waste paper.

Others have no impression.

The 3 yuan did not attract too much attention from him.

At nine o'clock, the fat boss drove home. The car suddenly turned off and stopped on the road. It was raining non-stop, it was late, and it was far away from the ground. He called the repair shop, and the repair shop basically gave excuses.

Finally, a repair shop was willing to accept it, and it was already eleven o'clock when the tow truck came.

Tired after one o'clock, I went home, sneezed, took a shower, went to bed and fell into a deep sleep.The next day the repair shop called and said the engine was broken, and it had to be overhauled or replaced.

"It's too expensive to replace, so it's better to have a major repair." The fat boss replied like this. After waiting for four or five days to pick up the car, he got the bill, which was just over 2 yuan. The repair shop gave him a discount and charged him [-] yuan.

The fat boss suddenly felt that something was wrong, but no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't figure out what was wrong.

It has been raining heavily for more than half a month, and Zhou Yueze has been busy for many days and nights.Jiang Xiaozhi used to think that his adults were quite leisurely when they were free.I never thought that when I was busy, I was so busy that I couldn't even drink water.

Such is the case with the soul lamp.

The same is true for developing ghost markets.

It's the same with being a snail house now.

Zhou Yueze was actually a little tired, not because of mana consumption, but because he had folded too many paper boxes, which made him want to vomit.Jiang Xiaozhi smoothed a large rectangular piece of paper with a special iron filled with boiling water.Zhou Yueze made a box with origami on one side.After the box was made, it flew into the sky, landed in the ghost market, and grew up against the wind.

Squeeze in piles of ghosts.

The paper house of the owner of the paper-making shop is a drop in the bucket.More importantly, Zhou Yueze had to make origami by himself.Although it is not exquisite, it is not fancy at all, but it is better than wind and rain, and there is no need to be exposed to rain and wind outside.

After working day and night for five days, it was finished.Zhou Yueze was fine, but Jiang Xiaozhi was exhausted.It was not until half a month that the rain stopped and the sun rose.During the period when the grades came out, I was filling in my volunteers and busy studying.

Jiang Xiaozhi worked hard at his desk and worked very hard.There is a little black under the eyes.

Too self-disciplined.

How can a student who graduated from high school work so hard?

When Zhou Yueze teased him, Jiang Xiaozhi said: "I want to be a teacher in the future. To teach and educate people, I have to know what to expect, otherwise I will mislead my children. When the students ask me a question, but I can't answer it, I feel ashamed." To die of shame!"

Zhou Yueze leaned against his desk, looking down at him with a smile. "Then don't you still have four years of college? Are you ignoring me now? Tsk tsk, I really feel sorry for your lord, but the wife doesn't even look at such a handsome man by his side~~~ "

Zhou Yueze is boastful but not exaggerated, but true to his words.He is indeed handsome.

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at him blushing, his eyes sparkling.The pen he was touching couldn't get off the paper no matter what.He looked at his lord, "Then, then... shall I kiss you?"

Zhou Yueze squinted and smiled, becoming more evil and exuding a dangerous aura.Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't help trembling at the tip of his heart, the next moment Jiang Xiaozhi opened his eyes wide and let out a soft cry.

Zhou Yueze hugged someone and threw him on the bed, leaning over to cover him.

Breathe warmly from each other.

Zhou Yueze said: "I think that although I am not yet old, it is not necessary to relax some things. If you are overwhelmed, you will feel uncomfortable, and I will also feel uncomfortable. Isn't it?" He said with an ambiguous breath.

Jiang Xiaozhi was rather shy and jerky, and even more at a loss.After nearly half an hour, it was enough to 'fuck around'.

After that, I took a hot bath to wash off some indescribable things on my body.At this time, he leaned against Zhou Yueze softly, hugged his neck, and nestled in his arms.She blushed with embarrassment.

Adults help him and he cooks by himself, the taste is very different.

And...Jiang Xiaozhi's face was burning like a fire, he asked: "My lord, did you brush your teeth in the bathroom just now?"

Zhou Yueze licked the corner of his mouth with the tip of his tongue, and said, "It tastes good, it doesn't matter if you don't brush your teeth."

Jiang Xiaozhi suddenly smoked.

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