I always attack his house and live in the underworld

As the saying goes, if you don't set a precedent, you don't need to have a funeral. If there is one, there will be two.Zhou Yueze was thinking in his heart that he could follow today's method to satisfy his hunger in the future, and he didn't have to wait a year.

I am happy in my heart.

The hands are quite dishonest.

He has always been upright.

But when such an upright person met Jiang Xiaozhi, a tender lamb, he just wanted to peel it off and eat it up.

Although it was released once, the meaning is still unfinished.

Just at this time, only the door of the outer courtyard was heard cracking.

Zhou Yueze and Jiang Xiaozhi were stunned, who is here in the clear sky?Are you in such a hurry to knock on the door?Could something be wrong?

Jiang Xiaozhi thought again that it was a bright day, and he and his adults had a random conversation in the daytime. After realizing that he couldn't hold back his face, he hurriedly grabbed Zhou Yueze's sinful hand and pulled him out of the bed.

"My lord, go quickly, go and see, who is here? What's the matter?"

Zhou Yueze raised the end of his eyes slightly, "Did you cry for your husband just now when I had you in my mouth?"

Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't hold back his face any longer, and whimpered in embarrassment. "Go! Go~~" Please!He didn't say it.

Zhou Yueze gritted his teeth with a snort, quite gnashing his teeth.When is the best time to come?He hurriedly put on his clothes and went out, and opened the door.It was Fang Tao.

There was a foul stench in front of him, it was... it was so bad.

Seeing Zhou Yueze, Fang Tao hurriedly said, "My lord, something is wrong. Something happened to Niujiaoshan in Luojia Town."

Zhou Yueze: "Did the big monster eat people?"

Fang Tao: "No! Yes, yes...there is a dung beetle who took over the mountain as king and captured a hundred people to go up! Hong Dazui and the others are all trapped."

Zhou Yueze suppressed his vomiting, "Dung beetle? Occupy the mountain as king? Why does it arrest people if it doesn't pile up balls?"

Fang Tao's complexion was pale and hard to see.

"That dung beetle has gone crazy. It thinks that it is powerful now and that it is the king of the mountain, so it wants to show off its majesty. Wasn't it the one who rolled the ball before? Now it's the turn of the man to roll the ball for it. "

"Nonsense. Since ancient times, people have had toilets. There are few toilets that are convenient. It rolls a ball of pigs, horses, cattle, sheep, and livestock." Zhou Yueze was so angry that he said.How could such a thing happen in the jurisdiction?Stinky to the point of collapse.

Fang Tao said: "Then what can I do? Pigs, horses, cattle and sheep don't have hands to roll a ball."

Zhou Yueze: "..."

Jiang Xiaozhi had already dressed and came out.Looking at them, Fang Tao nodded slightly to him.

Zhou Yueze turned his head and said: "I'll go out for a while, you can sleep for a while. I'll be back soon, don't worry."

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded and watched them leave.

Zhou Yueze and Fang Tao rushed over by the way of the underworld.I saw that Niujiala Mountain in Luojia Town is not a high hill.But the stench on the hill was so bad that only the tops of some trees were still green.

Almost all of them are piled up with indescribable things.

Zhou Yueze said: "Where do you get so much farmyard manure?"

Fang Tao said: "It stole it! Doesn't Jingtai have a ranch? It stole all the cow dung and sheep dung in other people's ranch. If the ranch owner didn't come to Chenghuang Temple to burn incense and pray for blessings, he begged us to catch the shit thief as soon as possible." , otherwise the compost under the fruit trees this winter can only use chemical fertilizers...we don't know yet..."

Zhou Yueze said: "It's crazy! Can it finish eating so much? It's so sad that the fruit will not be sweet and light next year."

Fang Tao remained silent, thinking: Isn't it more frenzied to make people roll the ball?Why is the focus on the fruit being unsweet and light?

"Where did Hong Dazui, Zhao Qunqun and Li Nan fall?"

"Here, those big balls."

It can be seen from a distance that the people in Luojia Town are working hard to pile up the ball.

But the dung beetle's voice was heard from afar, and he said angrily, "Pile up dots and dots! You idiots are not as round as I am! Let me tell you! I don't like to eat them if they are not round!"

Fang Tao couldn't help but retched twice.

Zhou Yueze's face turned blue.

Zhou Yueze really didn't want to go up, it was too smelly.But there is no way.Presumably, this dung beetle is so cultivated that Hong Dazui and the others got stuck in it.

Most of the fertilizers for cattle and sheep are grass and corn.It's pretty dry and doesn't sink in.Zhou Yueze stepped on it, and he went up the mountain not long after.The villagers of Luojia Town were all terrified. There were more than a hundred men, women and children, all of them were very scared.

Seeing Zhou Yueze and Fang Tao coming up, their eyes shone brightly.

Hope to be saved.

The sound of clattering nails appeared on the top of the mountain, and a truckload of large dung beetles came down black.Seeing Zhou Yueze and Fang Tao who slipped through the net just now, he sneered with disdain: "I let you escape just now because I let you live, and I dared to bring rescuers here. Heh! Just make five ghost-flavored balls to eat today, maybe It can also increase a lot of cultivation."

Zhou Yueze heard the words, and said indifferently: "Isn't it better for you to make a big and round pile yourself? Why catch these people? They have toilets since ancient times, and they have not offended you."

The dung beetle was stunned when he heard it, and he was furious: "What do you know? I think that as the king of the dung beetle clan, I worked hard to cultivate the earth, so I have such a good fortune. You humans are really stingy! Pigs, horses, cattle and sheep are often given food. Well, your human race is digging and searching, and the modern society is even worse, and there is no scum.”

Everyone's complexion turned black and blue, and they couldn't vomit even if they wanted to vomit.

Zhou Yueze hurriedly patted his chest.

"I don't owe you nonsense, and I don't owe you." Zhou Yueze said, and said awe-inspiringly: "For the sake of you not hurting others, I will not kill you today. You hide in the mountains and don't show off in the world, that's all!"

"Hehe, what kind of little person are you to shout in front of me? I have practiced for more than a thousand years, so you can sign up and see if you can kill me."

Zhou Yueze didn't want his name to be known by dung beetles, it was disgusting.He stretched out his hand and pointed, and the golden light shot out, and the big balls that wrapped Hong Dazui, Zhao Qunqun, and Li Nan all shattered.

Seeing this, the dung beetle rushed to the sky angrily, and swung his armor tongs to cut it.Zhou Yueze retreated again and again.Seeing that Zhou Yueze was just retreating in embarrassment, the dung beetle was even more proud, thinking that he was extremely powerful, and scared Zhou Yueze away.

Zhou Yueze retreated because he really didn't know what magic weapon to use.

Soul hook chain?No, it is not easy to wash if it is dirty.

Hatchet?Too short, don't take advantage of it, if you touch it, your hands will be dirty.

……

Finally Zhou Yueze moved his eyebrows, his sleeves flew like flowing clouds, and a little red flame on his finger was extremely coquettish, and shot away.

For a while, the smell of burning was soaring.

The dung beetle yelled for mercy...

Zhou Yueze summoned the fire back, and the fire was condensed by a little mana of Zhou Yueze. To return to Zhou Yueze, Zhou Yueze felt that it was unnecessary.

The dung beetle was burned to the point of dying of smoke all over his body.

Zhou Yueze said: "Return the stolen fertilizer by yourself, and then be honest. Otherwise, I will kill you and send you to pile up mud balls on Huangquan Road. When I can pile up one, I will let you go to reincarnation."

The dung beetle is not an ignorant person, too scared to speak.

The mud on Huangquan Road is alive, and it will return to its original position after a short time.It is more difficult to pile up a ball than to reach the sky.

He agreed again and again, not daring to be presumptuous anymore.

Hong Dazui and the others came over, eager to talk to Zhou Yueze to thank him for the timely rescue.

Zhou Yueze quickly roared: "Stay away from me!"

Fang Tao and the others: "..." They looked quite sad~~

Zhou Yueze couldn't avoid it, and hurried down the mountain, leaving only one sentence: "You take care of the aftermath, I'm going back, if this kind of thing happens again, I'd rather spend some money to ask the people below to come up to help than call me."

Fang Tao and the others watched Zhou Yueze leaving in a hurry: You should have said it earlier!Really... Unfortunately, we still want to save money for you.

Four people, two people sent the villagers down the mountain.The two saw the dung beetle and returned the fertilizer.

It may take several heavy rains to wash away the stench from the entire mountain.But presumably the trees on this mountain should be more verdant.

The flame condensed by Zhou Yueze's mana finally dissipated in the wind.He rushed back to see Jiang Xiaozhi after taking a shower with scented shower gel.

Jiang Xiaozhi was still sleeping, sleeping soundly.

Zhou Yueze slowly squatted down beside the bed, held his hand and kissed him.

With a slight sigh...

For more than 2000 years, there is only one person with evidence.But I still can't eat all of it, and I feel a little melancholy.

His stomach was bulging, and he glanced at it slightly, feeling even more melancholy.

Kiss Jiang Xiaozhi again, disappear and leave.

If you can't eat it just by looking at it, it is better not to look at it.

After the dung beetle returned farmyard manure to the various pastures and returned to the forest, Jingtai was safe for more than a month without any major incidents.One after another, a large number of believers from Luojia Town climbed to Yunfeng Mountain, prepared fruits, vegetables and pastries to worship God.

The three new Taoist priests who came to Dengyunfeng Town God's Temple, heard the words of the pilgrims, and became more respectful to the service in the Town God's Temple.

In September, when the ginkgo leaves turned yellow, Zhou Yueze and Jiang Xiaozhi stepped into the campus again.Jiang Xiaozhi was originally admitted to the high school affiliated to the Normal University, and now he is in the Department of Mathematics of the Normal University.Familiar with the way.

I never thought that when I signed up and paid the fee, I would meet my former head teacher.

Jiang Xiaozhi said hello, respecting his teacher, "Professor Wang."

The class teacher glanced at Zhou Yueze and Jiang Xiaozhi.

Then say: "This is your 'brother'? Do you live in his house?"

At the beginning, it was said that the school arranged a dormitory, and later Zhou Yueze moved, so Jiang Xiaozhi told the head teacher about the situation.Whether he can't live in the school and whether he can move is Jiang Xiaozhi's private matter, and he doesn't say much.

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded.

The head teacher looked at Zhou Yueze hesitantly, and said: "Then you are busy, I still have something to do. Don't think that you can relax after you go to college, work hard, and try to get two degrees."

Jiang Xiaozhi watched off with a shy smile.

Jiang Xiaozhi waited for Professor Wang to leave, and he asked softly, "Does the professor know about our relationship?"

Zhou Yueze said: "Then I don't know." He rubbed the ring on his finger slightly.

This ring was woven by Jiang Xiaozhi watching the tutorial.About a few days ago, the two spent a long time in the bed.Zhou Yueze suddenly remembered that when he passed by on the Qixi Festival one day, many couples prayed under the Yuelao Temple.

Yuelao happily sat on the tree pole, drank a little wine, and received the merit of faith.

As a result, when he saw him, he was overly frightened accidentally and fell from the tree.The red thread on the clothes was pulled out for a long time.Adhering to the principle of respecting the old and loving the young, Zhou Yueze walked over to help the trembling Yuelao.

Yuelao thanked him again and again and hurried back to the sky.

The red marriage line was left on the branch and Zhou Yueze took it down for collection.

He showed it to Jiang Xiaozhi to see what the marriage line looked like, and Jiang Xiaozhi had a whim to make two rings out of it.

The ring is pure plain red string, just tied with a bow.

But I couldn't stand the two people's slender fingers, which were very beautiful.Even ordinary rings look good.