I always attack his house and live in the underworld

Spring and Autumn Box, weaving a dream that never wants to wake up.

It's best if you can get stuck, but if you can't, let's talk about it later.Zhou Yueze rubbed his temples, his eyes moved slightly.

If it really doesn't work, then he can only use his yin and yang eyes.

After all, these eyes are not his own. If he really wants to use them, he must use some forbidden (taboo) power at that time.He didn't want to use it very much, because once he used it, there would be countless troubles.Trouble was the most impatient thing about him.

Had breakfast with Zeng Yuntai.

Zhou Yueze said: "It's really tiring for you. I've worked hard for you in the past ten days. Please come to my house as a guest. I wonder if Mr. Zeng would like to step on the humble ground?"

Zeng Yuntai said: "Since you are so sincerely asking me to go, then I will show you some face!"

Zhou Yueze laughed with him.

After paying for breakfast, the two of them passed by the Yinjie Road.

There is neither a soul-guiding lamp nor Huangquan Road on this road.It is the land of the underworld.

If the power is not high enough, there is a high probability that ordinary ghosts will never be able to walk this way.But they strolled along the way.

Zeng Yuntai said: "I heard that you built a ghost city in Jingtai, which is huge. How about it? Millions of ghosts are devout believers every day. You have obtained a lot of incense and faith power, right?"

Zhou Yueze said: "Huh! If you receive the power of faith, you will have the responsibility of shelter. The underworld opened up a ghost market, and the power of space squeeze is all fed back to me. Whoever wants this power of faith will go!"

Zeng Yuntai said: "You are cheap and good-looking. If ordinary people have your ability and mana, you can see if they don't want it. You can give it to me if you don't want it. Why don't we report back and apply for a transfer? You take over the bottle Ping, I will take over Jingtai."

Zhou Yueze laughed, "Are you willing, Xie Yien?"

Zeng Yuntai: "...don't mention that bastard!"

Zhou Yueze: "Why bother calling yourself a dog?"

Zeng Yuntai was so angry that he rolled his eyes, "Besides, I won't be brothers anymore!"

Zhou Yueze said calmly: "Whether you like to do it or not. Speaking of which, did you get gnawed by a dog when you were entangled by Xie Yien back then? You threw yourself into a trap and said that. What do you mean you like men?"

"When we were doing Mu Mu, you and I visited the flower building together. Could it be that I was blind? I remember that you obviously like women."

Zeng Yuntai said: "He pretends to be a girl and pesters me endlessly, and I don't like him! Naturally, I have to find a way to reject him! Who knows that this bastard would lie to me for drinking, and even say that if we can't get married, we will be friends , In a blink of an eye, when I was drunk, I hugged me on the couch and spoiled me. At one point in Chunxiao, the chrysanthemum was rotten. I can't beat it, and I can't get it back. My heart is so rotten."

Zhou Yueze: "You can just say that you don't like him like that? Why do you have to say that you like men. It's in his arms!"

Zeng Yuntai was so angry that he took two deep breaths. "Then he will know as soon as he BT? Knowing that I like to go to flower houses, he pretends to be a girl and pesters me. I said that I like men to reject him, and he took advantage of the trend and did it neatly. This is a despicable villain, we don’t Tell him. Tell me about you, you have been single for more than 2000 years, and you only listen to music and watch dances when you go to flower houses. When do you plan to be single?"

Zhou Yueze laughed: "You are not very well informed, I have a wife."

Zeng Yuntai was stunned for a moment. "Are you kidding? Which fairy looks better than Chang'e?"

"It's not a fairy."

"Is that a monster? A witch? Could it be a ghost like us?"

Zhou Yueze smiled and said: "It's a little Taoist priest. It's not a fairy. It's a young man."

While speaking, he embarked on a road to attract souls, and arrived at the gate of Zhou Mansion in a few steps.Hearing this, Zeng Yuntai walked unsteadily, kicked the steps and fell straight to the ground, and Zhou Yueze quickly grabbed him into his arms.

Jiang Xiaozhi, who hadn't seen him for a long time after hearing the sound, ran to open the door after only one day of class before the National Day holiday.

I saw Zhou Yueze holding someone in his arms.I froze on the spot for a while.

No, you listen to me explain!

Zhou Yueze paid more attention to color than righteousness, and when he let go of his hands, Zeng Yuntai fell with his nose crooked.

Zhou Yueze said righteously: "Xiaozhi, this is my friend for many years, Pingping's Chenghuang. Zeng Yuntai."

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..."

Zeng Yuntai looked up while covering his nose, and met Jiang Xiaozhi's eyes.

Jiang Xiaozhi was quite embarrassed and hurried to help him.Said to Zhou Yueze: "I thought your friend was drunk, what do you think?"

Zhou Yueze: "...hahahahaha, I think so too."

Zeng Yuntai was helped up, stared at Zhou Yueze a few times, and then greeted Jiang Xiaozhi with a smile.

"I'm at Zeng Yuntai, I met my sister-in-law!"

Jiang Xiaozhi: "...Ha, haha, you're welcome, you're welcome, just call me Jiang Xiaozhi."

Zeng Yuntai: "Sister Jiang."

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..."

Zhou Yueze suppressed his laughter.Jiang Xiaozhi had nothing to say, so he walked in the door.Serve tea and water for snacks.

Zhou Yueze hadn't seen Jiang Xiaozhi for a long time, and he remembered it in his heart. He invited Zeng Yuntai to sit down in the living room of "Long Sleeping", and walked to the corridor but ran quickly to the kitchen.Jiang Xiaozhi was opening the door of the cupboard, picking up some jerky he made.

Seeing Zhou Yueze come in, he smiled and said, "Why are you here? What do you want?"

Zhou Yueze walked in and impatiently hugged Jiang Xiaozhi from behind, sucking two mouthfuls of Jiang Xiaozhi's scent. "Miss me to death!"

Jiang Xiaozhi laughed, not holding the jar for now, turned around, nestled in Zhou Yueze's arms, hugged him, and kissed him. "I miss you too. I've been back several times in the past two weeks, but I haven't seen you at home. Did something happen to you?"

Zhou Yueze sighed melancholy, "I have encountered a difficult matter, and it has not been resolved yet."

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at him worriedly.Zhou Yueze brushed back the hair that was hanging down his forehead, and kissed his forehead.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it."

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded slightly, and pushed him, "Your friend is still waiting. Don't leave him alone, it's not good to neglect."

Zhou Yueze smiled.

Zhou Yueze turned back.At the door of the kitchen, I have to take a look at Jiang Xiaozhi.

Jiang Xiaozhi took a pure white bone china plate from the cabinet, the glaze was clear and very beautiful.Although the Dengying Beef Jerky didn't fiddle with the shape, it was just put on the plate, but it looked good.

Jiang Xiaozhi came over with a plate and put it on the table.

Zeng Yuntai looked at it and said, "This is a lot of work."

Jiang Xiaozhi smiled and said, "I watched the video during the summer vacation. I thought I had all kinds of kitchen utensils at home, so I tried to make them. The taste is definitely different from those made by authentic chefs. Don't be disgusted."

Since Zeng Yuntai recognized what it was at a glance, he must have eaten it, maybe it was Lao Tie.Jiang Xiaozhi was afraid of showing his ugliness, so he admitted his ugliness first.

Zeng Yuntai said with a smile: "Sister-in-law is joking, it is only by making different flavors that there are hundreds of flavors. If everyone cooks the same flavor, there will be no novelty." He pinched a piece and stuffed it in his mouth. Hmm...enough to make snacks.The taste is still very good.

Zhou Yueze has already eaten several pieces.In his heart, as long as his wife cooks it, it must be the best food in the world.He pulled Jiang Xiaozhi to sit down, held his hand and refused to let go, Jiang Xiaozhi gave up after twitching twice, and let him go.

Seeing the love between the two of them, Zeng Yuntai was deeply shocked. He said to Jiang Xiaozhi: "When I went to the flower house with Ah Ze, he didn't look at any of the famous actresses, the courtesans, or the many sons of Zhilan Yushu. It's eye-catching. Drinking flower wine with him is the most tasteless. I don't know what method my sister-in-law used to make the iron tree bloom! If it is convenient, can you teach me, I have been chasing a fairy for ten years That fairy still refuses to take a look at me."

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at Zhou Yueze, who was chewing beef slices, and asked, "Have you visited Hualou?"

Zhou Yueze gave a hand.

Zeng Yuntai's heart stopped.

Zhou Yueze laughed awkwardly, "Is there? I don't really remember. Maybe it's been too long, and I don't have the slightest impression. Zeng Yuntai, did you remember wrongly? Are you with other colleagues?"

Zeng Yuntai immediately raised his hand and slapped his head, "Hey~! That's right, it's someone else, I made a mistake, I made a mistake... People just don't have a good memory when they get old."

Jiang Xiaozhi didn't ask the bottom line, he smiled and said: "There is no way. If you like each other, then everything will come naturally. If the fairy likes you, she will be willing to be with you after ten days of chasing you. If you don't like it, you will After chasing her for ten years, she will only feel bored. I don't think fate can be forced." After he finished speaking, he took a sip of tea.

Zeng Yuntai's face was already stiff.

Jiang Xiaozhi said again: "This is what the po owner said when I was watching the video. I don't understand such things as feelings. After all, I have never liked anyone before. I have never had anything to do with others."

This remark meant something, Zhou Yueze felt that the beef slices were not tasty anymore.

He gave Zeng Yuntai a hard look.Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "Talk slowly, I'll go prepare some meals. Shall we have lunch at home?"

Zhou Yueze said: "I ate it at home. I want to eat steamed eggs with minced meat."

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded.walked out.

Zhou Yueze looked at Zeng Yuntai, "It's so capable, it's the first time my daughter-in-law is jealous of me."

Zeng Yuntai was ignorant, "You have been single all this time, what is he insinuating?"

Zhou Yueze said: "It's all in the past, don't mention me in front of him again. When I got the Chunqiu box, I entered the dream of Chunqiu box weaving, and I realized that I once liked that poor god. My daughter-in-law is also the same. I know I've loved someone else."

Zeng Yuntai opened his mouth wide open for a moment, he was stunned for a while, and then he said in a dull voice: "I just said... I just said... No wonder, no wonder you have been working in Hei Wuchang for 500 years and refused to be transferred, and you are running around the world every day to find What kind of old friend... so it turned out to be love."

Zhou Yueze said: "Don't talk about it. The past is over, so what can we do now? If you miss it, you miss it. Besides, I really like my daughter-in-law now."

Zeng Yuntai said: "It seems very regrettable to hear you say this. Are you really letting go? You have been looking for him for 500 years."

Zhou Yueze smiled and said: "Who's first love can't regret a little bit? Who can be really free and easy? But if he and my daughter-in-law appear in front of me at the same time, I will definitely choose my daughter-in-law. Regrets are regrets, let regrets go away with time Go ahead, now you still need to take pity on the people in front of you."

Zeng Yuntai was full of admiration: "This idea is very good. I have already missed one, but I can't miss another one." Speaking of this, he thought for a while and said: "Have you looked through the past lives of your sister-in-law? Do you still remember?" Zhang Zhuxing?"

Zhou Yueze's complexion was slightly strange, and even his face was a little pale.He frowned and said, "I don't look at it. I don't look at it, but I know that my daughter-in-law will definitely be consummated with me."

Zeng Yuntai was extremely surprised, and then said: "Are you afraid? Zhou Yueze is not like you! Your heart can't retreat at such a juncture. You must know that Zhang Zhuxing is a ghost who has lived for thousands of years. His seniority, what a mean person! It ended up being like that. You still dare to follow his path? Even if it is his sister-in-law, his previous life and others spending time with you and me, that is the past tense. You What are you afraid of?"

Zhou Yueze said: "What am I afraid of? I'm not afraid. I just don't think it's necessary. It belongs to his past, his privacy. I can't read other people's past just because I have such ability. It's immoral. "

Zeng Yuntai: "..." You still said you are not afraid! "Then it's up to you. Zhang Zhuxing's lesson from the past, I hope you can use it to avoid it."

Zhou Yueze felt sorry for him.Especially when Jiang Xiaozhi said that he is still a good rabbit.

leprechaun...

When Zhou Yueze first died in the underworld, he worked under Zhang Zhuxing's hands.It's just layer after layer.Just like the bottom and top floors of the stairs, they are usually invisible.

Zhang Zhuxing is mean, he does everything he can to get money from his superiors, his subordinates, and everyone around him.But if a sparrow in the sky passed him, he would pluck his hair, if a centipede passed him on the ground, he would break his legs, even if a peddler who picked up whetstones came to the door, he would take the opportunity to sharpen his knife--a perfect pick!

Such an iron cock and a skinny person, apart from his high cultivation base, deep mana, and long life, people really don't like him at all.

But it was such a person who was seriously injured after a fight with the Great Demon Venerable.Don't even dare to go to hell.Hell is weaker than above.

He also knew that he didn't even have a helper below.

There are many feuds on weekdays.

So I hide my energy and seal my mana in the world, and just be an ordinary person.Even if you boil it, you have to wait until the injury is healed!

Sealed mana and turned into a mortal, so he wanted to eat and drink.The seriousness of the injury made him miserable.It was in such a difficult situation that he met a "mortal".That's a blind man.

A blind man who is suffering like hell.There are parents, brothers and sisters-in-law on the top, and sons on the bottom.

His parents never liked him, abused him since he was a child, limped one leg and deafened him in one ear.Brother and sister-in-law are even more accomplices and blood-sucking leeches lying on him.The son was still in his infancy.When he was picking up waste, he saved a woman from a family (prostitute) out of compassion, and this child was born to that woman.The so-called home (prostitute) is a courtesan who receives guests at home.

The woman was invited to drink in the cabin of the guest, but broke a jade of the guest, and was pestered by the guest to agree to accompany five people.A woman is not a fool, and that jade is a thing for a few dollars, so she is naturally unwilling.

The customer threatened to lose money if he didn't want to.

As the boat docked, the woman struggled and ran to the river bank. As a result, the customer became furious and chased her, twisting her arms and beating her violently.

The blind man passing by couldn't bear it, spent his savings to pay for her, saved her and sent her home.The woman repaid him by coaxing him to drink.Blind people are stupid and afraid of being beaten, so they will not reject people.Haven't had a drink, just poured a glass.Obviously he didn't do anything, but the woman said to him the next day: "I felt comfortable last night..." The blind man's face was flushed...

This is an episode.The blind man almost forgot.The woman suddenly found him and threw a child to him, saying it was his son.

Such a man who lives by picking up waste every day, who has never read or read, saved Zhang Zhuxing back then.Zhang Zhuxing was taken home by him and was about to be thrown out by the blind man's parents.It was this man who knocked his head to death before staying.

Zhang Zhuxing sleeps on the bed, and the blind man sleeps on the floor.

Such a man who has been treated harshly by fate, even though he himself is living a difficult life, he still has that useless kindness, Zhang Zhuxing looks down on him.

I can't even live well, so I still want to pick him up.

I can't even eat enough, and I have to feed him.

I can't even wear warm clothes, and I have to give him all the clothes and quilts.

It was snowing heavily in the middle of winter, and the blind man knew that Zhang Zhuxing disliked him, so he wore a pair of rags and coarse trousers, and was naked in the haystack.Because Zhang Zhuxing was yelling about being cold in his sleep at night, he gave him all his clothes.

Zhang Zhuxing woke up the next day and saw the blind man, who almost froze to death.

What is this blind man like?Like a gold in a heap of sand, like a diamond in a heap of coal.

The dazzling Zhang Zhuxing is doomed.

He spread the astrolabe to see the fate of the blind man in this life, suffering and hurting.It is the fate of people who are so miserable in the world that they don't want to reincarnate after death, and their souls are scattered and there is no afterlife!

For this blind man, he burned all his savings, all the yin virtue money he got and his own yin virtue.Just to change the blind man's life.

In order to be able to be with him, he spent more than half of his mana and cultivation base to mold his bones.I hope that such a person in the mud can ascend to heaven.

Later...then this blind man was baptized by the thunderbolt to pass the catastrophe. Zhang Zhuxing saw that he couldn't make it through, so he gave up his life to help him become a god.

Yes, God.

How ridiculous!

A person who ascends to heaven for the first time must be a small god.It's just that he has cultivated the immortal fate.

However, he became a god.

What does this mean?It shows that the blind man was originally a god.

Go down to earth, look for opportunities, and see if you can survive the catastrophe.

The most ridiculous thing is... this god cultivates the Dao of Ruthlessness...

When the gods come down to earth, their destiny is of course that they will be scattered in the world without an afterlife.Because after only one life, you will go back to heaven!

But if Zhang Zhuxing looked at the blind man's past life when he was laying out the astrolabe to peek at his fate, he would not have fallen to the point where his soul was scattered, his cultivation base was exhausted, his morality was completely gone!

At that time, people in the underworld sighed and sighed about this incident for a long time, but there was no follow-up.Zhang Zhuxing died just like that. Zhang Zhuxing, who was hated by people and hated by ghosts, was an iron rooster who never pulled out his feathers.

Who is God?

Still sitting high in the clouds, sympathizing with the world.

Is Zhou Yueze afraid of eternal doom?

He is not afraid.

What he's afraid of is... If he sees his daughter-in-law's affection for someone else, he'll be too sad.Even in the past tense, he is afraid of...

He, Zhou Yueze, was fearless all his life, but this incident made him cowardly.