I always attack his house and live in the underworld

In the morning of the second day, Jiang Xiaozhi vaguely felt that his husband kissed him on the lips, but he was still very sleepy and huddled under the blanket.A vague thought flashed through my heart: his husband is leaving.

But I couldn't open my eyes.

Suddenly fell asleep for a short time, but when I got up, it was fifteen past seven.

Jiang Xiaozhi turned off the upcoming alarm clock on the phone ahead of time.

Si Rui had already woken up. He opened the curtain, sat cross-legged on the bed, and assumed a meditation posture.Jiang Xiaozhi could even see his mana magnetic field, and the golden band of light shone even brighter with the sunlight.In and out of his body.

Jiang Xiaozhi thought it was amazing.

Zhou Yueze said that strength comes from little by little practice, through hard work.But...he had never seen his husband practice.Instead, I saw that Si Rui was practicing seriously.

Probably because Jiang Xiaozhi took it too seriously, Si Rui opened his eyes and gave him a playful smile.

"Good morning, Xiaozhi."

Jiang Xiaozhi was embarrassed, "I'm sorry, did I disturb you?"

Si Rui shook her head, and jumped off the bed while leaning on the railing of the bed, but landed lightly on the ground.He said leisurely: "There are no things, you must not think too much. I have almost cultivated."

Jiang Xiaozhi smiled shyly, nodded his face, and thought to himself: In the future, the alarm clock rings at [-]:[-] and wakes up by himself. It's not good to disturb people's morning practice.

He brushes his teeth with Si Rui.After brushing his teeth, Jiang Xiaozhi watched Si Rui strip off his clothes, looked at the tender red spots, felt a little embarrassed, and his face turned red.Si Rui...he has the same nipple color as mine.

Si Rui said, "Wait for me, I like to take a shower in the morning."

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "Don't worry."

Classes don't start until [-]:[-], so they still have plenty of time for breakfast.

Si Rui came out after taking a shower and getting dressed. His heroic demeanor in an ordinary sportswear was eye-catching.The two locked the door of the dormitory and went to the cafeteria to have breakfast.

Suo powder.

Also ate biscuits and steamed buns.

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "The portion of a bowl of noodles in the cafeteria is too small."

Si Rui said, "I think so too. I'm buying corn, would you like one?"

Jiang Xiaozhi shook his head, "I'm full from biscuits and steamed buns. Does it mean that practitioners eat more food?" He thought of Zhou Yueze.

Si Rui chuckled: "Your family eats a lot?"

Jiang Xiaozhi acquiesced with a smile.

Si Rui said: "Those who are greedy eat more. But we don't get fat, hahahaha!" Si Rui went to the window to buy two corns, picked up one in his hand, and started to chew on the other .

Jiang Xiaozhi took Si Rui to find the place where he was going to attend the class accurately on the university campus. Si Rui gave him a thumbs up and praised him: "You are so familiar with this place."

Jiang Xiaozhi pointed to the old high school building from the window, and said, "I went to high school there."

Si Rui suddenly realized. "No wonder. I didn't expect our Jiang Xueba to be so terrifying!"

Jiang Xiaozhi took out the book with the formulas written in it from his schoolbag, and said, "Everyone, each other." After talking, he laughed, "We are so high-profile..." He looked around, and there was no one in the classroom, so he felt relieved, and said: "When the time comes, people will be laughed at if they hear it."

"Afraid of them? Talk about strength! Who dares to say anything about me? It's just that I can't compare with my studies, can I still win?" Si Rui finished the last corn, shot a ball, and threw it into the trash can behind the wall.

His eyes were shining brightly, "The young man is full of vigor, Jiang Xiaozhi, you are too gentle and gentle, you are easily bullied."

Jiang Xiaozhi said softly: "No, no one bullies me..." Except his husband...

"Hey, Si Rui, you went to catch a ghost last night, did you catch it?"

he asked curiously.

Si Rui straightened his chest, and said with a smile: "Of course you don't look at who I am, Si Rui! The orthodox Taoist priests of the Maoshan sect are much better than those Taoist priests who have become monks halfway through the mess. Let me tell you My mahogany sword is very good at playing, and the spells I draw are also very effective and easy to use. Here, I will give you one. Let me tell you, the paper used to make the charms is the Fengyang grass that I planted myself , The ink is also the blood of the special black wolf dog I feed."

Jiang Xiaozhi said: "Then why are you embarrassed? It must be very precious, so I still don't want it." He was really embarrassed to want it.

As a result, Si Rui's face collapsed in an instant, "Do you look down on Taoist priests like us just because there is a ghost around you? That's right, my charms can't compare to the blessing money and jade jade that the Lord Ghost and God gave you."

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..."

"No! Really! I didn't mean that!"

Si Rui: "Then do you want it?"

What else can Jiang Xiaozhi say?He could only take it and sincerely say thank you.Then hid it in the phone case of Doraemon.

Si Rui's collapsed face burst into a sunny and hearty smile in an instant. "It's more or less the same." He kindly clasped Jiang Xiaozhi's shoulder and said, "We are so destined, we will be brothers in the future, I will cover you! Let me tell you, now that my spiritual energy has recovered, I am hopeful that I will be able to ascend to immortality!"

Jiang Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Then rely on the future priest to cover me."

Si Rui laughed hahahaha, "Come on, I will definitely cover you."

Si Rui said again: "This is an evil spirit talisman. If you carry it, as long as anything malicious to you approaches, it will give you a warning."

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded to show that he remembered.

After the two chatted, they began to work on their own topics.The sun is shining outside the window, the leaves of the sycamore trees are starting to turn yellow, the breeze is coming, and the youth is in full bloom.

After class at noon, Si Rui called Jiang Xiaozhi to eat in the cafeteria. Jiang Xiaozhi hesitated and said, "Si Rui, I want to go back. I'm sorry. I may not be able to eat with you at night or at noon."

Si Rui froze for a moment, then suddenly realized.But he smiled and said, "Hey~ I forgot, I'm single. Let's go, let's go. What a virtuous daughter-in-law. Remember to bring me some delicious food!"

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded seriously.

Si Rui bowed to him.

Jiang Xiaozhi went to the toilet and closed the door.Disappeared.

Back at the farmyard, his Zhou Yueze was busy, but he didn't know what he was busy with.I don't quite understand.Seeing Jiang Xiaozhi's return, Zhou Yueze put down the knife in his hand and strode over.

"Daughter-in-law~~~"

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at the mess and asked, "What are you doing?"

Zhou Yueze sighed, "When I left your school dormitory early this morning, I just took a look around. Guess what I saw when I passed the moat?"

Jiang Xiaozhi opened his eyes wide: "An evil monster?"

Zhou Yueze smiled and said: "If it is really a monster that does evil, it will save trouble, but it is not. A dragon in the moat. But now the soul is almost gone, I just do my best to obey the destiny, and see if I can keep his soul and nourish it. At that time, let him reincarnate or practice again!"

"Then this is..."

"Make up a Crystal Palace."

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..."

"Crystal Palace? But it's made of wood."

"Why are you so hypocritical? It's a great mercy for me to build him a place to store his soul!"

Jiang Xiaozhi looked around and said, "Then, where's the dragon?"

"Not yet."

Jiang Xiaozhi understood a lot, and said, "What's for lunch?"

"I want to eat cashew nuts and shrimp." Zhou Yueze said, hugging Jiang Xiaozhi.Long time no see, miss him.

Jiang Xiaozhi nodded and handed him the book. "I only have one class in the afternoon, and it's long at noon. How about I go with you too?"

Zhou Yueze did not refuse, "Yes. But are you afraid?"

Jiang Xiaozhi smiled and said, "With you by my side, I'm not afraid of anything."

Zhou Yueze smiled triumphantly, "That's right! Aren't your husband and I the best?!"

Jiang Xiaozhi looked at him with a helpless smile and went to the kitchen.I rolled up my sleeves, took a colander, picked up five palm-sized prawns in the water tank, peeled off the shells and cut them into small pieces. After washing the cashews, I put them in the oil pan and rolled them.The cashew nuts are already cooked, and the oil is added to make them more crispy.After taking it out, boil the shrimp in oil.Finally, it was mixed together and fried, adding some salt and chicken essence.

Take out of the pot and put on a plate.

Then fry an onion egg, a green pepper eggplant.Finally, a big dish was fried - twice-cooked pork.

Rice is cooked by paper servants.

You can start eating when you bring out the dishes.

Zhou Yueze went to wash his hands before sitting down.

Jiang Xiaozhi and Zhou Yueze have been staying for a long time, and they also know some things, such as the wood in the underworld, most of which have blood.But these woods didn't look like they were from the underworld, so I asked him: "Yue Ze, what kind of wood is this?" He had never seen this kind of wood in his common sense.

The roots of these woods are pitch-black, and there are dense scale-like lines on them.At first glance, it was like looking at a stiff black boa constrictor.

Zhou Yueze ate a bowl of rice in five mouthfuls, and put a piece of shrimp meat in Jiang Xiaozhi's full bowl, which hadn't eaten two mouthfuls, and said, "Snake perches."

"I have a friend named Wu You. He is a magic dragon."

Zhou Yueze scooped up another big bowl of rice, picked up chopsticks full of sliced ​​meat, and said, "Of course, he used to be a snake, and after three thunderstorms where a snake became a python, a python became a jiao, and a jiao became a dragon, he finally became a snake." Reborn."

"This wood was given to me by him. It is said that if this kind of wood is made into a bed, the husband and wife must be in perfect harmony and harmony. If you have two twins in three years, you can hold four in three years if you have twins!"

Jiang Xiaozhi's face suddenly seemed to be dyed with rouge.

"This...is this the same as aphrodisiac...?"

Zhou Yueze said: "Don't think so bad about everything. This thing has a great effect, which is nourishing the soul. In fact, the best tree for nourishing the soul is the Shendi wood, but that tree has disappeared in the long river of time. Those with long knuckles and fingers are very precious. I don’t have that kind of thing. Just use this to get by.”

Jiang Xiaozhi also felt that his thinking was a bit biased.

But at this time Zhou Yueze suddenly said: "Xiaozhi, let's make a bed? Do you think the bed in your bedroom is not very comfortable?"

Jiang Xiaozhi: "..." He shouldn't have believed him so much. He looked serious, but his heart was full of unscrupulous things.

Zhou Yueze saw that Jiang Xiaozhi's face and neck were all red.Can't help laughing.