I always attack his house and live in the underworld

Jiang Xiaozhi went to class in the afternoon. Before leaving, Zhou Yueze hugged him and gave him a wet kiss, asking him to come back early in the afternoon.As soon as Jiang Xiaozhi left, Zhou Yueze planned to patrol outside.

After all, walking up from time to time can act as a deterrent.Some timid 'things' dare not be demons.If those daring ones are caught, it's no wonder he's ruthless.

Jingtai is still stable under his hands.

It seems that other places are getting more and more chaotic now.Because few other city gods are as capable as him.

But even so, the conflicts between those foreign races and the human race are still not that great. After all, the depth of the underworld and the power of the vast heavenly court are all based on the human race.

No one really didn't open their eyes and dared to make a big fuss among the human race.

Because when the time comes, it will not be people with crisp skin and sweet blood that will be provoked, but ghosts and gods.Not worth it.

But apart from the human race, other races tend to have more serious conflicts.

Today, instead of you killing me to take the inner alchemy to practice, I will kill you to absorb the essence and blood to practice.Or offering sacrifices to refining magic tools, making magic weapons... Each has its own methods and has its own entanglements.

For these, he doesn't care whether Jingtai or Zhou Yueze are involved.

It's relatively quiet during the day.Zhou Yueze didn't walk around on the main road, he sealed all the energy in his body, and just turned into an ordinary person.Walk around in the small streets and alleys everywhere.

Like a vagrant walking down the street.

As Zhou Yueze was walking, his nose suddenly moved.Hey~!It smells so good! !

Zhou Yueze's eyes were bright. As the saying goes, the masters are among the people, and many good things are hidden in the streets and alleys that are unknown to the public.Although the decoration is not as good as that of a big hotel or restaurant, the taste is not bad at all.

Zhou Yueze walked 80 meters forward, stopped, and looked at the sign - Old Chen's Noodle House.The handwriting on the brand was hard to read due to the wind and sun.

It's already afternoon, and it's not time for lunch or dinner. A noodle restaurant is still very busy.

Zhou Yueze looked at the skinny 50-year-old man with dark complexion who was pulling noodles.

Snapped!

Throw your face on the table!

Snapped!

……

The noodles are pulled out with a huff, and the roots are as thin as silk.

Pick a section into the boiling water pot, then subcool the boiling water, and finally pour the soup.Dig in the toppings.

The aroma is tangy and mouth-watering.

Zhou Yueze couldn't hold back, Zhou Yueze said: "Give me ten bowls of noodles."

Old man: "..."

"You pay first."

Zhou Yueze paid.

Not long after, the old man served him a bowl of noodles.

Said to him: "Eat one bowl after another, otherwise it won't taste good if it gets mushy."

The taste of Jiang Xiaozhi's noodles is already very good.But the taste of the old man's noodles left Jiang Xiaozhi 2000 streets behind.Tsk tsk tsk, this is the most delicious noodle that Zhou Yueze has eaten for more than [-] years, not one of them.

Zhou Yueze said: "Boss, can Fang Zi be sold?"

The old man was stunned, "Not for sale."

Zhou Yueze is not reluctant.Eat slowly.At this time, a weasel, an owl, and a vixen came in and sat down at the next table.

Zhou Yueze was not surprised.

The owl yawned all over the place, and the weasel said to him: "You need to change your work and rest schedule. You work the night shift alone at night, and Lao Hu and I don't feel at ease."

The owl said: "There is nothing to worry about. I will meet you. I can still fly! Don't worry."

The vixen disguised as a woman said: "Recently, there was a Taoist priest in Jingtai City, and he was very fierce. We seldom go out for shopping except for work and dinner. Otherwise, if we are accidentally caught, the end will be very miserable."

Zhou Yueze listened.I didn't take it to heart.

It is not surprising that there are powerful Taoist priests in the recovery of spiritual energy.The human race has always been a unique race.

The owl said: "It would be strange if I could change it. It's my nature, not a matter of work and rest." He said sadly, "According to the internal information of our monster group, the Taoist said that he was studying in the Department of Mathematics at Jingtai Normal University. , I usually only come out at night to catch ghosts and monsters, and I have classes during the day. Hey! I don’t want to work the night shift either..."

The vixen sighed faintly.

The weasel took out his mobile phone and played whack-a-mole, having a great time.

While waiting, all three took out their phones.One plays games, one browses Taobao, and the other watches group chats.

The vixen asked the owl, "Hey, what do you think of this lace thong?"

The owl glanced at it, and sincerely suggested: "I think you need to buy a bigger one, or you can buy boxer briefs."

The vixen frowned and said, "Then people don't like it~~~"

The owl said: "But I think it is very necessary. You don't wear safety pants every time you wear a skirt. How dangerous! Will you protect yourself?" The owl kicked his leg, "Girls don't open up when they wear skirts." Sit with your legs open."

Fox spirit: "But he is a boy~"

Owl: "..." Owl pinned the vixen on the table and gave him a good beating. "I told you not to be weird! Girls have to look like girls, and boys have to look like boys! Do you know that?"

"Beeeeeeeeee~~~"

Zhou Yueze almost choked on eating noodles.

Mentally retarded monsters are much happier.

At this time, the owl was scrolling through the group chat, and suddenly said: "Oh, there are a lot of ghosts in the next group chatting '1'."

Zhou Yueze pricked up his ears to listen.

Brush 1?Brush what 1?

The weasel stopped playing and came over with the vixen.

The owl was scrolling through the message records.

"My God, a lot of 'people' said they want to come to Jingtai. Those who come will deduct 1. My God, won't our Jingtai be lively soon?" The owl pondered, and then said: "I always feel that Jingtai is too It’s not good at all to live in peace. Have you noticed? On our Jingtai side, there are demon kings and ghost kings, and there is more than one. It stands to reason that the revival of spiritual energy should be caused by demons dancing, evildoers and ghosts, but Jingtai really didn’t make any big moves .”

The owl clicks to open a saved video for them to watch.

"Look, this is the City God of Zhezhe City. He will be on patrol every now and then. Look at you. He plays gongs, drums and firecrackers to hold a ceremony, and let the people under his hands carry him around! In order to achieve the purpose of intimidation. But there are What's the use? Halfway through, the official robe was pulled off by a ghost king."

"It's still hanging in front of the Town God's Temple and the wind blows the chicken."

"Nononuo, and Guiqingcheng, the city gods here are really in the same boat. Those who are lured to drink by those monsters and goblins, who come and go to the wine and beauties, basically turn a blind eye when they do things."

The owl clicked on another drunk video.

At this time, their faces finally came up.

Zhou Yueze has already eaten three bowls.

The owl asked while eating: "Our Jingtai City God, has anyone seen it? The group next door said that they don't even know the name of Jingtai's City God. There is also no occasional patrol from time to time. It is estimated that a soft-boned dog cannot support Jingtai. In the venues of many demon kings and ghost kings, they dare not fart or squeak. So everyone thinks that Jingtai should be fine. Just kidding."

"Under the control of those powerful city gods, many 'people' are planning to pack their bags and come to Jingtai."

Zhou Yueze frowned.The owls actually performed the confusion spell, and people around them would automatically blur their words when they heard them.But who is Zhou Yueze?

Three mana is too low.

I didn't expect to hear "good news" while listening.

Although the world is under martial law at this time, because the underground ghosts can no longer bear weight, there are still lonely ghosts, or they have already entered Huangquan Road and slipped out accidentally by the Yin soldiers.There is also a ghost market with less strict rules, which is very close to the world of heaven.

When Zhou Yueze finished his eighth bowl of noodles, what he thought was: I have been in the underworld for so long, and I have been idle for a long time.It has always been low-key, and it seems that it has succeeded in low-key now.Not only low-key success, but also low-key too much!

Low-key until now has completely become an unknown person.

Zhou Yueze didn't intend to startle the snake.

Come on, come on, don't let the merit delivered to your door be in vain.Although Hell Huangquan Road is crowded and the main halls and 36 divisions are extremely busy, the eighteen floors of hell cannot be filled.

Zhou Yueze slightly curved the corners of his mouth, revealing a smile.

It stands to reason that after going through layers of trials, it will be judged whether to be reincarnated or imprisoned in the [-]th floor of hell.

But things have their own rights!He can open a special cage in the No. 18 hell, and then imprison these ghosts without trial.Wait until when the underworld is functioning normally before releasing it.

Not only does Zhou Yueze’s Jingtai have a ghost market, but there are also ghost markets in some other cities, and some of them are even a long time ago.Since you can't wait on Huangquan Road, and the ghost market can't keep your legs, you have to go to the human world to scare people, absorb yang energy, harm people, and eat (people)... then you can't blame me.

Zhou Yueze thought so.

After eating the last two bowls of noodles, he got up and planned to buy a bowl of soup for Xiao Zhi to eat at night.

The three goblins have already changed the topic of chatting.The vixen talked about a mountain in the past, a temple in the mountain, and a demon monk in the temple...

The vixen said that this was something her grandma's grandma's grandma happened to know.

Zhou Yueze no longer wanted to listen to their gossip, he was walking on the road with a bowl of soup.The boss didn't ask for his money, because he killed ten bowls of noodles by himself.

Walking on the street, you can see spirits, ghosts, and even monsters from time to time.

For example, the butcher shop that sells meat is owned by a praying mantis spirit.It was a female praying mantis, who had been pregnant for some time. Her human husband was skinny, and he was not as tall and strong as the female praying mantis.

The husband, mother-in-law and mother-in-law told her to rest and not to be too tired.

The wife of the mantis spirit said: "Can you stay away from me? I can't help it when you get close to me now, you know?"

The husband said: "Can nature be changed? What is the purpose of eating your husband after intercourse? For the child to be nourished and born smoothly. But look, now you want to eat meat, fish, and fish. What do you want? ? The child must be fat for nothing when it comes out, don’t keep thinking about me. If you eat me, you will become a widow.”

The female praying mantis: "Oh..." But she still couldn't help swallowing her saliva.The husband's face turned pale.

Zhou Yueze looked at his marriage line, hey, it's quite red, and the color hasn't faded at all.

I feel a little bit emotional, people and demons...how can they last forever.But the demon has always been open to it, people, everything will stop when people die.

Further forward, there is a green plant shop, and the owner of the shop is a ground dragon.Business is good.One of the waiters in the store is jasmine essence, and the other is mimosa essence.

When passing by a mahjong parlor, there are two rows of tables in a lobby, with a total of eight tables.

Standing or sitting inside is crowded with people.Smoky.

In the mist of cigarette smoke, there is a monster swimming in the mist above, with hundreds of pairs of eyes covered with maggot-like body.The belly is full of human faces.

This is a very low-end monster called Buyi.Because small gambling is fun, but this place is obviously not a place for small fights. It may be that this kind of thing is raised after years of opening gambling games behind the back of the government.

When Zhou Yueze walked by, he tapped the gourd lightly.

No one heard the sound of gold and stone, but the monster did.Struggled violently.

But the gourd has been opened, and the huge suction pulls it into the gourd.Zhou Yueze plugged the lid.Once this kind of thing grows up and grows wings, as long as it goes to a place where cards and mahjong are played, even if the place itself is just a place for leisure and entertainment, it will become an illegal place under its influence.

After Zhou Yueze tidied things up, he sent a letter asking Fang Tao to entrust his dream to the official person in charge of Jingtai.For the next two consecutive months, the authorities investigated this kind of small place for gambling and arrested many people, not to mention it for the time being.

Patrol all the way, wherever you go.

Don't pick a place either.

If you see that being a demon is harmful, you will clean it up.

When Zhou Yueze passed by an alley, his footsteps stopped slightly, and then he continued to walk forward. After walking more than ten meters, he sighed melancholy.Go back again.

Walk to the shady, stinking garbage dump and wave.

A dog ran over wagging its tail.

Zhou Yueze sighed: "My lord, I also have to do things. If you are soft-hearted all day long, why should you be a city god? Let's go, where is your master? Poor, you were hit by a car and killed, right? It was thrown directly into the garbage dump .Now people!" I am becoming less and less responsible.