I always attack his house and live in the underworld

"Why are you laughing? Is there something wrong with what I said?"

"No, no, nothing funny. What the boss said is right, everything the boss says is right."

Zhou Yueze glanced at Fang Tao helplessly.He didn't even know what was so funny about it.What he said is the truth, he came here to take up the post of City God, indeed all 'people' are quite peaceful.

Fang Tao thought to himself: Can you be restless?

The head of the No. 18 hell - Zhou Yueze.

Do you think your name is not loud enough?

But usually you don't just play cards in the office, go out and walk around more, you will know what the outside world says about you.

Fang Tao said: "Boss, I have something else to tell you. In a few days, at the end of the month, the moon will be waning, and the underworld will send soldiers from the underworld at midnight to carry out a big sweep. Please supervise me then. "

Zhou Yueze let out a "hmm". "It is necessary to clean up all the places, so that no unlucky guy will be unlucky. Hey... This is going to be very peaceful! How long can this leisurely life last?"

Seeing Zhou Yueze's concern, Fang Tao's complexion also calmed down, and the sun shone down on his pale face, making it even more gloomy.It's just that he smiled brightly and comforted him: "My lord, you have gone through more than 2000 years of ups and downs, ups and downs, and now, even if there is a natural barrier ahead, you will definitely be able to overcome it."

Zhou Yueze smiled, vaguely melancholy, "I'm nothing, I just feel that all living beings are suffering."

"What's for lunch today? I don't have anything there."

Fang Tao: "..." We are all ghosts, can we stop thinking about three meals a day?This is too...too out of that—too out of status!

But he said: "Look for the land lord? See if he has collected any wild fruits from the mountains?"

Zhou Yueze nodded as if there was something serious, "Don't tell me, the land master who climbed Yunfeng hasn't seen it yet."

The two walked forward after saying this.

Zhou Yueze was about to step on it, but stopped immediately.

A [-] to [-] centimeter tall land lord with a white beard, yellow robe, red shoes and green hat, is leaning on a dry tree stick.Ouch Ouch yelled, "My lord, be merciful! My lord, be merciful!"

Zhou Yueze withdrew his foot and looked down with Fang Tao.

The land lord sorted out the clothes on his body, and then gave Zhou Yueze a respectful salute.

"I've met Lord Chenghuang. I wanted to come here yesterday to congratulate you on taking office, but I'm afraid that I won't be called, and I don't like it."

So now that I hear you talking about me, hurry over and meet me.

Zhou Yueze looked at him and said, "You don't need to be too polite." He looked at the 20-centimeter-tall Tudi Gong, and thought: People nowadays don't believe in gods very much, they mostly believe in themselves.So Dengyun Peak doesn't even have a land temple except for a Town God's Temple.No wonder it's so short.

A stack of one hundred Yinde banknotes floated out of his hand, and he handed it to the Lord of the Earth, "Move to the side of my temple. I may not always be in the Temple of the City God, and I need you to guard the gate more often."

Seeing this stack of Yinde banknotes, Lord Tudi's eyes almost turned green, and he took it, suppressing joy and saying reservedly: "Thank you, sir, thank you, sir!"

"Xiaguan, I'm going to offer some food now, let's go down first."

Zhou Yueze waved his hand.

The land lord went straight into the ground.

Fang Tao was amazed, "Boss, you have always been so generous in your actions, how much wealth do you have?"

"What kind of wealth can I have? These are not what you lost to me when you played cards."

Fang Tao: "..." Saying this hurts my feelings!It's so touching.Heartache!

When he arrived at the Town God's Temple, Fang Tao took a look at the surrounding environment. This terrain overlooks the whole city, and it must be more beautiful at night.The flowers and trees in the front are colorful and the petals are pink, which is also very beautiful.

The temple is not brilliant enough and not majestic, but it can still be done.

Fang Tao and Zhou Yueze went to the room together.Meals have been set up in the main hall, which is used as a living room.

That land lord is quite clever in his work.

They are entertained with wild fruits of the four seasons on the mountains and fish, shrimp and crabs in the river.

As for rice, there is none.

Because no one grows rice near Dengyun Peak.Even if the land lord wanted to collect and pick up some fallen millet, he had no choice.

Fang Tao summoned a jug of good wine from the underworld and filled it up.Have some meals with Zhou Yueze.

The two talked slowly, and after lunch, Fang Tao left and disappeared into the living room.Leave a message: When the boss is done on your side, let him know, and he will come up with Hong Dazui and the others.

After Zhou Yueze waited for Fang Tao to leave, he took a bite of the wild fruit.

To be honest, it's sour.

However, hawthorn, sourness is normal.

What's abnormal is him, even though it's so sour, he still can't help eating it.

Whoops!

At the same time, in the ground of Jingtai, a group of people went to Yundian, the top restaurant in Jingtai, which is not allowed for VIPs.

This group of people dress very retro.

However, modern culture is integrated, and no one will say that it is retro at all.

On the contrary, it is unconventional, the style that only rich and noble people have.

One by one, they wear robes.

In such a hot weather, I didn't sweat a drop.

Someone got out of a Rolls-Royce.

Someone came down from Armastington.

Someone got out of a Lamborghini.

Someone got out of a Maserati.

……

Eight in total.

Entered the luxury suite of Cloud Food that is not open to the public.

There are four bedrooms and two living rooms inside, complete with kitchen and bathroom.It is not an open-air balcony with a swimming pool.

Six 30-year-old men dressed in luxurious robes, and two charming, passionate and beautiful women.

No one spoke, they all sat down around a mahogany round table.

You look at me and I look at you.

You look at him, he looks at him.

Anyway, no one spoke.

After a full half an hour, the woman in a blue robe brushed her hair. When her hands touched her hair, the ends of her hair instantly turned into thousands of snake heads.But when she pushed her hair back behind her shoulders, those snake heads became tails again.The air conditioner was not turned on in the room, and there was no wind blowing in from outside, but her hair moved slowly and meandering.

The woman doesn't care.

She said: "Last night, the City God took office."

Everyone looked at her: we know.

"Everyone is quite familiar, right? That breath."

Everyone looked at her: What's the point?Can I forget?If it weren't for him, how could it be our turn to be chic in this Jingtai land?

The woman said, "Should we go...to visit?"

The crowd was silent.

Another half hour passed.

The woman said: "Show your hands to vote. If you go, raise your hands."

After a long time, both hands were raised one after another.

The woman frowned, "That's it. Don't go. Break up?"

Everyone: It's gone, it's gone...

Everyone is still thinking, although every city in the human world now has a city god, but at least the city gods in other places are not as cruel as this one.

So... so are they going to move?

But according to that adult's temperament, he can probably live with his tail between his legs in peace and contentment.

Or wait and see.

Everyone dispersed.Each went back to each house.

I also want to warn the children and grandchildren in the family that while the spiritual energy is recovering, everyone should practice hard and not go out for a while.If you accidentally wave into the hands of that adult, you will be unable to turn over!You must know that Jingtai had a bad relationship with that adult, about 800 years ago.Hey... I didn't expect that this time he came out from the underworld to serve as the city god.

huh huh...

Gone are the days of chic.

In Dengyun Peak and Chenghuang Temple, which is far away from Yunxiang, Zhou Yueze let out a slight chuckle, then rested his elbows on the table, propped his face crookedly.

As long as the environment is good, as long as it is quiet enough, there is not much difference between living in Hell No. 18 and living here.

Jiang Xiaozhi is out of school because he is a sophomore in high school and he lives in the mountains.So after explaining the situation to the teacher, there was no evening self-study.Otherwise, it would be ten o'clock in the evening for self-study, and it would be dangerous to ride an electric donkey up the mountain.

In addition, Jiang Xiaozhi didn't delay in his homework, so the teacher didn't have any objection to such a good student who studied consciously not to go to evening self-study.

Jiang Xiaozhi rode an electric donkey to the nearest grocery store, and there was a sports lottery next to it.After Jiang Xiaozhi stopped the car, he pulled out the key and put it in his school uniform pocket, then went to the supermarket to buy a lighter.

After lighting the black and red Yinde note that Zhou Yueze gave him, he saw the Yinde note burning slowly, and the fire turned out to be golden.very beautiful.

It ignites, it ignites, and nothing changes.

Jiang Xiaozhi raised his eyebrows, is it really useful?

Then he went into the lottery shop and picked a lottery ticket.

A set of numbers 2 pieces.

I bought it for ten yuan.

Jiang Xiaozhi put the lottery ticket in his pocket.

Then go to the supermarket to buy vegetables, and spend money.Hey... I gave all the change to the adults, so I can only use flowers.

The dishes in the afternoon are not fresh anymore, but there are quite a lot of office workers who come to buy vegetables at this time.Jiang Xiaozhi walked around the small supermarket, and then chose the difficult ones.

In fact...he wanted to welcome the adults.

Since his grandfather left in his third year of junior high school, he has always eaten in the school cafeteria.

Except for the winter and summer vacations, I cook by myself.

Jiang Xiaozhi bought half a catty of meat, mushrooms, peppers, garlic and ginger.Make a sliced ​​meat sautéed with mushrooms.

In addition, I bought green beans and planned to make chili fried green beans.

Two dishes...should be enough.

He could just have some chili bibimbap.The rice needs to be cooked a little more.

When Jiang Xiaozhi rode the electric donkey back to the Town God's Temple, he felt a little excited.Is your excellency at home?

He just parked the electric donkey, and just as he was wondering if Zhou Yueze was there, he saw Zhou Yueze appearing at the door of his bedroom.

He looked at Jiang Xiaozhi with a smile: "I'm back."

Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't help but tightened the blue plastic bag tightly with his fingers, showing a bright and cute smiling face, as milky as a lamb.Nodding vigorously: "Yeah!"

Zhou Yueze stood up straight and stepped over, "What did you buy?"

Jiang Xiaozhi was slightly embarrassed. "I don't know what you like to eat, my lord. I plan to make a piece of meat with mushrooms, and a stir-fried string bean with chili."

Zhou Yueze looked at these dishes, and asked him, "Didn't you go to the lottery shop?"

Jiang Xiaozhi went 'ah', and quickly took out the lottery ticket from the bag, and handed it to Zhou Yueze, "I, I went, but the lottery will be drawn tomorrow night."

Zhou Yueze: "...Didn't you buy scratch tickets? 5 yuan a piece, you can buy one, and you can only spend five yuan. This lottery ticket costs ten yuan, right?"

Jiang Xiaozhi was dumbfounded.

"I'm sorry! I don't know!"

Zhou Yueze looked at Jiang Xiaozhi and couldn't help laughing, he raised his hand and rubbed Jiang Xiaozhi's soft hair, Jiang Xiaozhi couldn't help but blushed: Sir...he is really gentle.

"It's okay, it's open tomorrow, and you can redeem the prize the day after tomorrow. Let's cook? I'll peel the garlic for you. I don't know how to cook. Is your cooking delicious?"

"I left you a hawthorn, do you eat it?"

"It's just a little sour..."

Jiang Xiaozhi walked to the kitchen with him, and Zhou Yueze's tall figure walked beside him slightly ahead.

With the wind blowing slightly, Jiang Xiaozhi saw petals falling on Zhou Yueze's shoulder.

Jiang Xiaozhi felt a little warm.

Since grandpa left, he hasn't been this warm for a long, long time...