[Gintama] The integrity is broken

It is best not to read the mysterious text that appears.

It doesn’t matter if you accidentally read it. Words that have nothing to do with the main text can be regarded as buy one get one free. This kind of cost-effective thing is rare in a hundred years. Don’t miss it when you pass by.

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The world has collapsed in the direction of another dimension, and the name of Yinshi's play has been officially changed to Fungus Soul. There is really no difference except that it is more obscene than the original name.

Dear, you can't do such a thing, listening to the sad song, I rolled back with tears streaming down my face.

In the bright red sky, a birdman with a halo above his head rises. The birdman shatters the sky and rushes towards the three-dimensional dimension, ignoring himself in the end.

Is this the plot of Nuwa mending the sky? ?

Nuwa, you have been hacked, come out to avenge your revenge, drag down the author's fungus covered with small JJs and cut it up.

Hey, I heard something amazing. It turns out that the author is so miraculous that his body is covered with little JJs. It's really strange why no one has complained about it.

"Her great aunt!"

A thunderous thunder pierced the sky, and the magnificent sky was shrouded in darkness.

The horrific screams were drowned out by the thunder, the blade was sharp, and the blood snaked into the ground.

The sound of ticking rain hit the umbrella, and a graceful girl casually opened the umbrella and left. The pure white kimono looked spotless, except for the long knife in her hand, which looked dazzling.

"who are you?"

"It's just a person whose name has been taken away... If you like, you can call me... the author." The girl threw away the umbrella and drew the curtain of darkness.

......

"Yinshi, to be honest, do you think we still have a chance to get rid of her shadow?" I put my gaze on Yinshi, and with a slightly trembling voice, I closed my eyes, "She always does everything possible to brush her existence Feeling, my popularity is almost turning into a bubble."

Yinshi held his head, "The illusory thing like popularity should appear on me, Ah Yin. When will it be your turn?"

"But it's been hidden by the snow for half a chapter, and when you open your eyes, you will see the boundless sea. Is it really okay?"

"It's just her bad taste. It will return to normal soon. It's not Robinson Crusoe [wow--], and there is no plane crash. We won't be stranded on a desert island."

The black spot in front is getting bigger and bigger. Looking over, a big mountain stands up.

The waves hit the driftwood, and the two people on the wood both fell into the water, setting off pieces of spray, but after a while of ripples, they returned to calm, and the driftwood was still floating.

"I believe this is not Robinson Crusoe [wow--], he still has supplies, and we don't even have a bird feather on this island." Complaining like this, I slapped the screen desperately, intending to Get numb sympathy.

"It's useless." After Yinshi said this in a nice voice, he stood in front of the screen and said cutely, "Mama, give my son a knife, Lake Toya was washed away by the water."

After a while, the sea water washed the wooden knife ashore, and half of the blade was inserted into the sand, revealing the three characters Lake Toya.

Yinshi gave me a look of contempt, walked towards the beach, and abandoned me where I was.

"Don't you really want me, Mama, here is your daughter who has been kind to you!" I paused, and continued to cry, "This is your daughter who has been raised by you for a long time."

"In this world, I only have you as my relative, Ma Ma!" I played the sad card, "I still remember that day when the snow was flying heavily, you picked me up from the garbage dump and raised me personally, but now you let me grow up. I send a white-haired person to a black-haired person, err."

"It's too much, girl, you said such a shocking thing, didn't you think that Ma Ma in front of the screen might have gone to WC to vomit."

"Soga, what should I do then?" I said, silently covering my face.

"Shout out to me, almighty strawberry milk, please give me strength!"

"..."

So people whose minds are full of sugar are completely unreliable.

At the critical moment, I pressed the back button in time to let our timeline rewind to the track of the previous section!

"It ended with meaningless words. It's been so long, and there is nothing new at all." I shook my head and continued to rewind the tape.

Speaking of the previous section, Sakata Gintoki and Hua Yusui fell from the Tianren base, and the author was caught in a dilemma, whether to let them fall to their deaths, or let them return to Wanshiwu logically.

After struggling for a long time, the author finally made a cruel decision to decide the fate of the two by tossing a coin.

The gear of fate is obviously stuck. The author found that there are no coins around him, only banknotes, but the banknotes are used for eating... and its falling speed is too slow, as an impatient author, he can't wait at all.

In this case, the author, who is also taking into account the task of coding, frowns, ponders for a long time, and writes the next code while thinking about this kind of stupid plan...

The author Jun, who firmly believed that inspiration would appear, finally escaped with the lid on the pot under great embarrassment at this moment.

Since then, no trace of her appearance has been seen again.

Some people say that when they saw a girl with a pot lid on the cliff, she hesitated for a moment and threw the pot lid down as herself.

It is also said that in the Himalayas, they saw a girl who turned into a snowball and rolled down mellowly.

The last person said that in the grass mud horse Gobi on the broken page in Section No.19, I saw a girl shepherding sheep. After going through a lot of hardships, she finally tamed the camels in the desert before sunset.

Although there are different opinions, the matter finally left a perfect expression.

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ˇNo.20节碎ˇ最新更新:2013-08-1213:11:19

"Silver, are we back yet?"

On the way back to Wanshiwu, I suddenly asked, feeling a little cheated.

"Yeah, I came back out of nowhere."

Yinshi seemed to have expected it long ago, and there was not much ups and downs in his tone.

"Those people look at us a little strangely." I said so.

"If you saw two lumps of things walking swaggeringly on the road, you would have the same reaction. This is a conditioned reflex of normal human beings." Yinshi stretched out his little finger, and put it into his nostril to dig and dig.

Is it a good thing, a bad thing, or courting death for "..." to become two lumps?This, we quickly got the answer, look down.

...

Before going back to Wanshiwu, we went to Granny Onseki’s izakaya. Nothing changed much. Granny Onseki was still in good health. After seeing Gintoki’s shape, she kicked in the air without hesitation, with a sentence of alien to die.

Seeing that Yinshi was suffering, and it was my turn to be the next one, I immediately shouted heartbreakingly, "Grandma Dengshi, I am..."

I hated myself why I didn't just say that I was Hua Yusui, but added the sentence "Grandma Dengshi" in front, so I couldn't finish my sentence, and I could only watch myself stepping into Yinshi's footsteps.

This story teaches us that we must focus on what we say, or we will be the ones who suffer.

The author switches the camera, so we can see that Mother-in-law Dengshi returned to the izakaya, and was suddenly taken aback for a while, "It turned out that it was Ah Yin and the little girl. I thought they were wild people from the mountains."

......

I don’t want to talk about the specific process of suffering, but now I’m walking up the stairs back to Wanshiwu with the help of Yinshi who is limping, and I accidentally smell a trace of gunpowder coming from Wanshiwu, the genuine smell of gunpowder.

After opening the door, the smell was even stronger, definitely coming from inside I swear.

The sound of ping pong pong and bomb explosion became more and more obvious. Yinshi and I also saw the situation in front of us, very OTZ.

A bullet passed by my left side, and a large circular hole pierced through the door behind me. Hey, as an ordinary bullet, this kind of destructive power is definitely a cheat! !

When the people inside saw us, they gasped in unison and froze in place. Can I understand that they are dead?

Kagura, a girl with a pink cheongsam and baotou, was the first to react, trotting over with tears in her eyes and strangling my neck, "Sister Sofa, you are finally back, Alu, where is Ayin, has he been eaten by a cannibal monster? "

I'm about to die... I broke Kagura's hand away hard, but she still recognized me, I was so relieved, but, can you explain the existence of the man in the black uniform first, and Gintoki is there Can she really not see her around? ?

I remember that I said that I don’t hold grudges, but I will never forget the bloody accomplices of my man who blew up for no reason (see the fifth section for details).

Just before I wanted to slap Earthwork away with my slap, the natural curl beside me stretched out her hand tremblingly, and shouted at the straight black-haired man: "Kagura-chan, I'm Yin, I wasn't eaten by cannibals. ..”

In view of Gintoki's brain being damaged by the fall, there are slight errors in vision, and it is also a sequela to recognize Jujuro Hijikata as Kagura.

But the temper of the person who was mistaken was not very good, I watched Yin Shi fly out of the window again, and mourned for him for a second.

From Kagura's mouth, I learned that we have been away for the past three days (?), she has been going to Granny Toshi's place for food, just today, the Shinsengumi came to investigate the household registration, and after discovering Kagura, a stowaway, the two People were pretty open to fighting until we got back.

The current situation is that two stowaways face off against the deputy chief of the Shinsengumi.

Counting the old and new grudges together, I raised my fist and threw it at the earth, tending to kill and silence.

Kagura wanted to pull me away but I dodged it, impulsive, no, I just wanted to get rid of this man who just lit a cigarette, and let him go to see God early.

With a cigarette in one hand, Tu Fang easily blocked my attack with the other, "Hey, I didn't offend you, did I?"

Damn, this one is surprisingly strong, but I don't let it go easily