[Gintama] The integrity is broken

Yuanyuan, kiss me, ah, so happy! "

In the distance, I staggered and almost fell off the cliff with the machine and was smashed to pieces.

If the order of appearance is the same as the order of victims, then the next one to be captured is... Toshiro Hijikata!

Standing at the door of the Shinsengumi is a lonely and beautiful girl, her eyes are shining brightly like sapphires, anyone who sees her eyes will be indulging in the unparalleled brilliance of her eyes.

"That older sister is so beautiful, I want to marry her!" The little girl was wearing crotch pants, her eyes full of admiration.

The aunt took the struggling little P child home, "The sister with colorful hair is a monster and will eat you up!"

Hijikata walked out of the Shinsengumi with a cigarette in his mouth, and it was time to buy again. This month's mayonnaise has been used up.

What did he see! !A girl squatted on the ground and wept.

Hijikata squatted down involuntarily, put his arms around the girl's shoulders, "What's wrong with you?"

Shengyue burst into tears and threw herself into Tufang's arms, "Because the color of my hair is different from that of ordinary people. Since I was born, the disdainful looks I have received have almost made me collapse. Is it a sin to have colorful hair? Since it is a sin, why are there so many people?" People fall in love with me."

OTZ, believe me, it's not a crime, Tufang, you still don't push away this girl who stops you from buying mayonnaise! !

Toshiro Hijikata put the girl's small hand into his own, and held it tightly, "From now on, I won't let anyone bully you, just follow my brother and never look back!"

You, the earthworker, get the hell out of here, copying my words! ! !I'm suing you for copyright infringement, Uncle Policeman, arrest him quickly! ! !

Yes, Tufang is the policeman... I wiped away Sang Xin's tears, marked Tufang's expression with a close-up, and quickly took hundreds of pictures of her intimate contact with Shengyue.

"Let's go, Yue'er, let's go buy mayonnaise together, as long as you follow me, you can eat fresh mayonnaise bibimbap every day."

Regardless of Tufang’s obsession with mayonnaise, this is still a relatively successful story of Mary Su’s conquest.

"Yue'er, let's die on the egg yolk spirit together!" Tufang Heng hugged Sheng Yue, blushing and running...

In the mayonnaise shop far away, the egg yolk spirit caressed her [wow--], and said to herself: I have another customer today, so I need to prepare more balls.

Eh?What great words were broadcast, and I strongly request the camera to repeat it! !

Ciao, Earthwork, your brain, body and blood exude a strong mayonnaise smell! Lift the table! ! ! !

[Toshiro Hijikata, complete defeat! 】

"..."

I carried a video camera and successfully recorded Princess Shengyue spitting out a mosaic regardless of her image after seeing the mayonnaise... You are indeed a star of mayonnaise, and even Mary Sue was spoiled by you.

......

Looking at the princess who is still pretending to be holy and beautiful, I can't help but shed tears for her. It's not easy to be Marysu these days!

This is the consequence of lack of greed. Isn't Yinshi successfully transformed? Giving up a broken good tree for the sake of an entire rotten forest is definitely a big failure in Mary Su's life.

Eh?The next raider came over.

Sougo Okita left the stage gorgeously as soon as he appeared on stage, and he couldn't even take a picture of his face... How can I fix it, I want a close-up!

Enha, let's put it this way, Princess Shengyue was blown away by the shock gun before using the Marysu plug-in! !Therefore, Mary Su's strategy declared a complete failure.

【Okita Sougo, complete victory! 】

Our number one fierce general, Chong Tian, ​​really deserves his reputation!

Okita raised his head and looked over, I shivered, the senses all over my body reminded me that this person has a mental illness, the danger level is SSS.

OTZ, don't look, don't blow me up, I'm leaving! ! ! !

......

Sister Lin fell from the sky.

Shengyue was wearing a pure white gauze dress, with a long skirt dragging the floor, pink ribbons fluttering in the air, feather gauze fluttering lightly, and a little between her feet, she landed in front of a large, unknown white creature with three eyelashes on its round eyes.

The white creature backed away in panic, held up the sign and slapped it. Sheng Yue's body rushed out of the earth like a dilapidated inflatable doll, went straight to the universe, and was sucked in by the black hole.

[Elizabeth, complete victory! 】

I'm stunned...Elizabeth is strong and strong My family, hi!Hi!

A day in Kabukicho ended happily when Princess Marysu was photographed flying.

The great hero Elizabeth showed her thick foot hair, lying on the ground and sleeping ZZZZ.

The sign on the ground read: Mr. Gui is not around, feeling irritable.

ˇNo.20一节碎ˇ最新更新:2013-08-1414:24:16

Obviously, as one of the protagonists of Wanshiwu, he was reduced to appearing only now, and the new eight boys expressed that they could not accept it.

Why did Kagura show his face in the ninth section, but he was released in the No.20th section? Is it discrimination or discrimination? Crazy! !

The author said weakly: "Actually, Dingchun also appeared in this section, so don't be angry."

New Eight: "..." Treated like a beast, OTZ.

The author said righteously: "Look, your name is on the summary!"

The author who temporarily changed the synopsis comforted Xin Badao: "Come on, don't make a sad face, just smile!"

Xinba Boys said that the protagonist failed so much, he is probably the No. 1 in ancient and modern times.It is said that after listening to the comforting words of the author, he attempted seppuku and hung himself in the background to increase his exposure, which caused him to lose too much blood and was admitted to the hospital.

Waving hands] Because of the accident of Xinba Boys, this section can only be handed over to Dingchun.

"Wang Wang!"

"Wow wow wow!"

"Often woof woof woof!"

"Wow woof woof woof woof!"

It's rare that the New Eight special show was ruined by himself, oops, other characters are on holiday today, Dingchun, do a good job!

"Wang Wang!"

"Wow wow wow!"

"Often woof woof woof!"

"Wow woof woof woof woof!"

Shinpachi on the hospital bed struggled with his eyes wide open and was sent into the operating room.

This festival is over!

ˇNo.20二节碎ˇ最新更新:2013-08-1423:30:53

All the members of the Wanshiwu have gathered at some point, and the arrival of the new eight boys filled my life with beautiful longing for life.

"Shinpachi, you are the famous Shimura Shinpachi!" I was excited when I saw the glasses boy behind Gintoki.

Yinshi was startled, and shook Shinpachi's body violently: "Are you a celebrity, give me your autograph quickly, is your autograph worth anything?! Ah no, first sign me for Ah Yin!"

I never knew that Kagura's ears were so sensitive. Just two seconds after she finished speaking in Gintoki, she rushed out of the toilet at lightning speed and rubbed Shinpachi's arm: "Kagura needs a lot of jealousy." Kelp! Conjure Kagura, vinegar kelp, vinegar kelp!"

Wake up girls!You thought it was Aladdin's magic lamp, it wouldn't change even if you rubbed off a layer of skin! !

I filled my mind with Xinpachi's inner language, and smiled inexplicably.

Xinba, oh Xinba, you don't know the value of your own gold, is this a good thing?

With you, I can get rid of the 24-hour full-time nanny. I look forward to the stars and the moon, and I finally look forward to you, the new eighth boy!

Not to be outdone, I grabbed Shinpachi's other arm, trying to get him to notice my sincere eyes: "Xinpachi boy, this is Huayusui, Wanshiwu welcomes you! Both Wanshiwu and I welcome you!!"

It was the first time that Xinba boy felt that his existence was so valuable. The three of them all looked at him like wolfs and tigers, ah!Why does he have a creepy feeling, it's unreasonable!Why did the samurai who rescued him from the fire and water become like this, returning his A Yin just now!

Crew staff, didn't you tell him that this is the house of all things, the starting point of the new eight disasters, the devil's house of all things?

Hearing the noise, the big white dog lazily opened his eyes, shrugged his ears and listened carefully, then walked uninterestedly behind the sofa and continued to lie on his stomach.

The reason why Xinpachi is Xinpachi is because he has put in more arduous efforts than ordinary people, and complained desperately all year round. In addition, he also has the spirit of Xiaoqiang who stands firm.This kind of spirit is one of Shinpachi's success qualities, so when he was about to be shaken to pieces, he could still roll his eyes and complain: "This is not scientific!"

It seemed that he had exhausted all his strength to say these words. After fighting hard for [-] days, Shinpachi was finally exhausted. He vomited blood and wrote his suicide note on the ground a few seconds later, he was declared dead.

Hey, this is not a detective film, but also write a suicide note.

It's okay, Xinba Boy is another hero after 18 years!

'Why must it be 18 years? No one stipulates that it is 18 years. Doesn't it work for eight years or 38 years?What should I do if the reincarnation is too early or too late? ! '

Xinba boy, obediently faint, don't interrupt suddenly...it will scare people to death, hey!

"..."

After this turmoil, there was one more free labor force, and Xinba became a member of Wanshiwu forcibly, and was squeezed together with me, Kagura, and Dingchun Gougou.

"..."

Time flies, the sun and the moon fly by...

"Give these overused idioms a life!" Shinpachi shouted.

Unknowingly, we have been far away from the green years...

"Hey, as an anime with no lower limit, such literary sentences will not appear. The narration is completely on the wrong set!!!" Shinpachi continued to shout.

'Bump'...muffles the sound.

"..."

On a sunny morning, a bloody incident occurred in the house of masters.

What triggered the murder was Yinshi's words while lying on the sofa with his eyes closed: "So who, help me buy this issue of "ju