[Gintama] The integrity is broken

Zhi, I hooked with my left fist and chopped with my right foot, knocking down the chattering person in front of me!

You bastard, you could almost open the door and jump down. This kind of hope-dismantling plot is really maddening.

After talking for so long, everyone can know one thing, that is, Yin's mother has no logic, and the plot of Shenzhan is improving day by day.

"..."

Strongly insert advertising QAQ.

If you have hemorrhoids, remember to use silver fucking special hemorrhoid ointment to seal your throat with a sword, you are worth having!

"..."

After Shinpachi and I got out of the car, we each bought a bunch of takoyaki. When we were about to find a chair in the park to sit and eat, I saw Shinhachi Kazumatsu, and the hot takoyaki fell down. On the ground, Takoyaki made the last struggle, rolled twice, and stopped moving.

After Yinshi, another person refreshed my view of the world. That was a man who took off his pants and underwear below his hips and wiped his own chrysanthemum on a park bench. From his back, I could smell it deeply. The rotten smell came from there.

Don't worry, the key parts have been mosaiced, so I didn't see the deep groove, but I just felt the cool breeze and the chrysanthemum tightened.

"Hmm, um, huh."

What's the matter with the onomatopoeia above, it's completely unreliable, hello.

Seemingly feeling the passionate gaze, the man froze for a moment when he was playing with chrysanthemums, then turned around slowly and looked at us.

It's hard to describe how I feel about that man. He looks like a ninja, but his facial features reveal the temperament of MADAO, especially the hand that insists on resting on the chrysanthemum. Really, it's hard to look straight at it!

Please put back your pants, the existence of mosaic is so evil, she is still a young girl, why did she go through these inhumane things, that year, that rainy day, that bloodstain... can not fade from memory for a long time...【What a strange memoir ?Girl, you misunderstood the character design!

This kind of strange substitution is all because of the sensational background music. Hey, the author, you should stop using copycat CDs, look at the broken quality!

"You...you are...are you the elder brother Jing whom I love deeply? Why, you want to leave me and elope with a man." Many years later, when he saw his beloved man again, he broke his heart. Eyes, deeply said this heartbreaking words.

That's enough, it's crazy to broadcast this kind of radio drama, take back that strange N-dimensional dialogue!

"Who are you!" The man pulled up his underwear vigilantly, yelled, and took it off again, covering the mosaic and chrysanthemum with both hands.

"Sorry, we went the wrong way." I explained calmly,

"You guys are sent by my enemy, you're too despicable!" The ninja grabbed something from the chair and shot it as a dart, lifted his pants and let out another groan, and fled.

Let me explain, it's not, it's not Jiangzi....

I watched Xinpachi being attacked and fell to the ground without blinking. With such a hidden weapon, I was lying quietly beside Xinpachi at this moment. If the words on it are correct, it means hemorrhoid cream?That's right, hemorrhoid cream!

Shinpachi picked up the hemorrhoid ointment, lay down on the ground and vomited it out in disgust, making a mosaic all over the floor.

Enough is enough, broadcasting such a bad thing will drop the ratings, it will drop, no one can bear it if there are two mosaics in a row!

Look at the stars below and change the scene.

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"What, Xinbaji was attacked by hemorrhoid cream!" Kagura covered his stomach, laughing so that the corners of his mouth twitched.

Yin Shi rubbed his chin, thinking deeply: "Then, is the hemorrhoid cream still there?"

I backed away in amazement: "Do you want to try the chrysanthemum flavor of Uncle Ninja? And no one would carry that kind of thing with them!"

Yinshi rubbed his head: "I just remembered an old friend."

Kagura: "That old friend of yours also has hemorrhoids?"

"That's right, and it's very serious, but that person shouldn't appear here..."

'Ding dong. '

"Wow, wow, uncle hemorrhoids, what a terrible uncle hemorrhoids." Shinpachi fell to the ground and waved his hands, resisting some inhuman attack.

As if confirming Shinpachi's words, the person standing outside is indeed that uncle!

"Help Yinshi, here comes MADAO, who made Shinpachi look like this!" I screamed cooperatively, but my eyes couldn't help slipping to the uncle's crotch, which was full of evil [哗--], did someone really pretend to be inside? Is it full of evil [哗--]?

Why, when I said it like this, hemorrhoids suddenly turned into a strange [哗--], and there are many men with [哗--], they have completely subverted the laws of physiology and nature.

Yinshi came out with Lake Toya on his shoulders, looking murderous. After seeing the uncle, his dead fish eyes widened hard, but he couldn't get rid of the avatar.

He pointed at the uncle with difficulty, and said the name: "Quanzang Hattori!"

Ah, the two know each other, no, why did Yinshi know this kind of uncle full of hemorrhoids? Could it be that they have the same disease, but Yinshi doesn't look like a person with that kind of hidden disease, and he said it was a chance of high-risk diabetes The rate is greater, right?

"No, no!"

Shinpachi's voice came from the inner room, so ecstasy...

I sweated silently and was about to retreat when Hattori Zenzo reached out and grabbed my sleeve, "Where's my hemorrhoid cream?"

"Used by you to attack Shinpachi and surrounded by mosaics, he died a heroic sacrifice." I revealed the truth as if I were dead.

The progress of things is often unexpected. For example, this Hattori-sama didn't continue to struggle, but just patted Yinshi's shoulder, "There is a guy who is causing trouble and has killed many people with lofty ideals. I can't beat him."

Saying such a shameful thing lightly, are you still a ninja?Shouldn't the so-called ninjas risk their lives to protect Konoha like Uzumaki Naruto? [Hokage rushes in, pulls out and chops!

ˇ告急！ˇ最新更新:2013-08-2612:31:19

......The beginning is ellipsis or something, which can no longer express the author's urgency. September is the period of death. How can I survive without saving manuscripts due to updates and so on..... , now there are several options

a_weekly update

b_The recovery day will be updated next summer vacation.

c_ unfinished

Well, voting starts today and ends at 29pm on August [-]th.

ˇNo.30四节碎ˇ最新更新:2013-08-2615:30:19

"Ayin, I'm not those lazy guys in the Zhenxuan group. If those things happened, you shouldn't be looking for me." Yinshi said casually, picking his ears: "Even if the Zhenxuan group gave ten boxes of strawberry milk to bribe Ayin , that's impossible, unless there are twenty boxes, Ah Yin won't give in!"

What does Gintoki think of Shinsengumi?Ci Ao, you think you are a big name, why should others care about you, if you want to talk about these things, really, hey, the author, do you know what you are writing?

There is no way, the author Zhe came to spelling again, and the loser this time has to give it to others with a thousand-word long code. In order not to be the last one, he will become a QAQ at the beginning of the pen.

(Author, if you dare to sloppyly write some nonsensical texts, be careful of being bombarded!)

The words in parentheses are all brain supplements. In fact, no readers would say that at all. For the first dozen chapters, the author has always written with a pious heart. Every word is a classic, it is the best masterpiece of the year...but...these are just spring/dreams that are out of reach!

In fact, readers feel bad after reading it and leave straight away, only ordering a bookmark with great reluctance.Comment?It was a rare event in eight lifetimes. It was all comments left by friends because of spelling, and tears flowed eastward when I thought about it.

(So ​​author, did you disregard your beloved readers because of spelling?)

Let me solemnly explain here, it’s all purple in sauce! ! !Tears of laughter! ! !The author who turned on the background for the sake of spelling is an idiot!

So, the bastards who coded with me must never have imagined that I would code these...Suddenly I was so happy, others think about the plot, I don’t need to move my mind, just put my hands on the keyboard, and I can type out the current mood; When others organize their language, I will vent it directly. After thinking about the language of other people's characters, I...

It feels like it's too stupid to go on and on, it can't be like this at all!Good boy, follow the rules, obediently come back and code the text!

There are flowers and leaves all over the place, and the sweeping aunt silently picks up the broken head and corpse, and puts it in the refrigerator. What a rich lunch, it would be nice to be able to wait for the rabbit every day. This kind of sea of ​​blood with limbs flying all over the sky is rare. Once in a while!

There is only one truth, and the murderer is her!

Aunt Sweeper covers up perfectly, she wears gloves every time she commits a crime, so we can't find fingerprints every time, but her biggest failure is her habit of collecting, so every time we pass the garbage room, we will ask about the indescribable smell Furious!Ordinary people would definitely not be able to smell the smell of rotting corpses, but...

No matter how good the supporting role is, they can't get rid of the plot where the protagonist's IQ is negative. The sweeping lady, this time, forgot to wear gloves! [What is the turning point?The foreshadowing of the garbage room is completely useless, okay?

Hey, is this the plot?The mystery that Hattori Quanzo appeared in the previous chapter?

I always feel that what Hattori is talking about is not this kind of Conan style... oh...that's it, this is the plot that Hattori Zenzo is talking about.

The author Bun silently cut off a line and cut off Hattori's shot.

Is this really good?It is not necessary to cut the branch plot in half for the sake of spelling, even if it is to increase the speed of code words, readers will cry!

The author sits by the window, worrying about mulberry