[Gintama] The integrity is broken

nice guy. "

When the brain is full of silver, grab the biscuit with the hands stained with unknown objects, and then swallow the picture of the throat, vomit!

I covered my mouth and fled into the toilet, washed my feet full of resentment, rubbed them, and the foam was flying all over the sky. I didn't feel that disgusting feeling on my feet until the sky collapsed and the earth fell apart.

Looking at the foam on my hand, I fell into deep thought, and said that Yinshi called my name just now, right?

Can you just assume that the relationship between us is getting closer?

Hey, why am I a little bit elated because I was called by my name? This is unscientific, it must be an illusion.

ˇ第八节碎ˇ最新更新:2013-08-1523:04:33

"Is it going to rain?"

I moved my gaze to the window, and unexpectedly found that the sky was gray and full of dark clouds. The originally quiet and peaceful sky was pierced by a sudden lightning, and the sound of pattering rain came.

The silver-white curly hair was lying on the sofa, with one hand resting on his head and the other on the table. The blue-and-white bathrobe was used as a quilt to cover his body, and most of it slipped to the ground.

"Go away, this is my bed." I tried to pull Yin Shi away, but he was too heavy to pull, OTZ.

Yinshi lazily said, "Waste material, you need to exercise, you won't suffer if you are as strong as Ah Yin and me."

I got angry, "Who would want to become a person covered in sugar!"

She pushed and kicked him with all her strength, but he was still as stable as Mount Tai, proudly occupying the throne of the sofa.Weighing my body, although my physical strength is weak, my strength is definitely not small. My previous skill of chopping watermelon with bare hands (?) and the broken bricks in my chest are not a joke.

When I wanted to use the Taishan pressure nirvana, he rubbed his hair and sat up, "Someone is here, go and open the door."

I was stunned, and when I heard the knock on the door, I suddenly realized that I ran over to open the door, "Hello, this is Wanshiwu..." Yamiedie, her temple was met by the muzzle of the gun.

The person in front of me was not interested in me. Seeing that I was not the target, he pushed me away with disdain and walked into the house. When the metal guns pointed at Yin, he said in a cold tone, "It's you who hurt Mr. Jinzhu, give me Die."

"Bang bang bang!" Three bullets were fired in succession, cutting through the air.

Gintoki held Lake Toya in his hand to block it, stepped forward with his right foot, and took advantage of the momentum when he landed to stand up beside me.

After missing a single shot, the blonde woman in a peach-colored short skirt pointed her gun at her again.

When I received the danger signal, I hurriedly hid behind Yin, clutching the hem of his clothes tightly, "Why are you running here, I don't want to become a living target, or I go out first, and you call me in after you finish the fight? "

Yinshi took back Toya Lake without haste, lifted me out from behind, and lazily said: "Miss Laidao, don't be so angry, my injury is not healed yet."

Before he finished speaking, Yin Shi raised his right fist to the side of his ear and rushed forward. In a flash, the lady Lai Dao was beaten to the ground, and her two guns slid to the corner of the wall.

I took the opportunity to hide behind the sofa, and people who play sneak attacks by themselves dare to despise me, I really deserve a beating...

Who cares, as long as it doesn't hurt Chi Yu anyway, you can use third-rate methods for sneak attacks, and it doesn't matter if you attack a woman's soft body.

...

At such a fast speed that he couldn't even catch the shadow, Lai Dao closed his eyes, raised his head and spit out the bullet, which went straight to Yinshi's head.

Yinshi twisted easily, and the bullet sank into the wall behind him, emitting white smoke of corrosion.

The protagonist's combat power was abnormal, and he was tied up and thrown to the ground in just a few seconds. It was an overwhelming victory.

Lai Dao shouted, "Master Jinzhu will come to save me, you bastard, wait to die."

Yinshi squatted in front of the island, pulled out Lake Toya, and pressed it against her throat, his dead fish eyes remained unchanged, "Do you think your Master Jinsuke will seek revenge on me for a dead body?"

Lai Dao turned his head and regarded death as home.

You can't tell that Yinshi is joking?

My mouth is 0-shaped. Where did this innocent girl come from? It's so cute.

If it weren't for her bad attitude just now, I might help her, but now...

"Do you know who this is in front of you?" I pretended to be mysterious and squatted down with Yinshi.

Yinshi glanced at me, and then glared at me with eyes that dare to talk nonsense and wait to be XOed.

I smiled obsequiously, and continued to say mysteriously, "Actually, the fight between them was caused by Yinshi knowing Jinzhu's secret, and Jinzhu became angry because of embarrassment."

Looking at the sky at the silver hour, it is obvious that I have been impressed by my ability to make up stories.

After hearing this, Lai Dao glared at me, and the raging fire seemed to burn me to ashes, "What is your relationship with Mr. Jinsuke! Why is Jinsuke Jinsuke so close?"

Hey, your focus is wrong, okay?I don't know what Mr. Jin Zhu's surname is, it's strange that I can name him.

But from the side, it reflects that her jealousy is very strong, almost obliterating her reason, since this is the case...

Me: "Actually, Jinzhu and I are childhood sweethearts, I have seen his naked butt and naked body."

Lai Dao collapsed: "Impossible, why would Mr. Jinzhu show you the naked body!"

Thinking of Jinsuke-sama's naked body... Kojima has a nosebleed.

Yinshi: "..."

I sincerely said, "Don't you believe me? There is a mole on his left ass. If you don't believe me, go and have a look. I won't lie to you."

Laishima twitched: "It's really too embarrassing to see Mr. Jinzhu's [Wow--]."

Lai Dao-san, what did you imagine, why are you talking in such a shy manner.

I made up a deep mess: "Don't you also like Jinsuke? To be honest, he looks really good, especially the skin that can be broken by blowing bombs in the kimono."

'Crack', Gintoki shook his hand and dropped Lake Toya.

Lai Dao blushed, "I don't have the body of Master Xiao Xiangjinzhu."

Me: "By the way, my name is Dou Ni Wan, how about you?"

Lai Dao: "My name is Lai Dao Matako, it's..." She paused for a moment, then glared at her, "It's your aunt!"

She waited for an opportunity to bump me away with her head, and when she pushed hard, the rope fell to pieces and fell to the ground. After a few bounces, she smoothly broke out of the window. It seemed that she had planned for a long time and was waiting for this moment.

Hey, what a bear, pretending to be clichéd is just waiting for us to relax our vigilance?

I picked up Matako Shimata's pistol and put it in my arms. When I saw the petrified silver, I asked, "What's wrong with you?"

A few seconds later, Yinshi was rolling with laughter, "If Aoshan heard your words, that scene... I'm dying of laughter!"

Uh... so I was just laughing at this, Gintoki's reaction is a bit slow.

Having said that, the person who split with Yinshi was called Aoshan Jinsuke, he actually has such a cute girl under his command, he is really envious of the dead.

Although the sister paper has a bad temper and a bit low IQ, I won't dislike her.

I also want to find a girl to play with and make fists.

"Where's the person?" Yinshi belatedly looked at the rope on the ground, and when he realized that the living person was gone, he stared at me with dead fish eyes.

I blinked, "Didn't you let her run away?"

Yin Shi touched his chin, "Really..."

"No, I'm going to use her to threaten Huashan."

"This is the end of the matter, it's useless to talk about it. If you go and follow up now, maybe you haven't gone far." I pretended to poke my head out, and a ray of sunshine playfully jumped in my hair. I don't know when the dark clouds will dissipate. Reveal the blue and pure sky.

"Forget it, let's talk about it after some sleep." Yin Shi wanted to lie down on the sofa again.

I was one step ahead of him to defend my territory... After our eyes met, we wrestled together...

"Yamie Die, this is Ah Yin's sofa!"

"Asshole, this is my bed!"

ˇ第九节碎ˇ最新更新:2013-08-2522:42:17

"Yin Shi Yin Shi, why don't you put the other sleeve in?" One day, looking at Yin Shi's back, I suddenly thought of this question.

Gintoki licked the lollipop snatched from the child, "What do you think?"

Me: "Some people say that this is because it is convenient for the enemy to not attack the wrong person, and it is iconic."

Yin Shi: "..."

Me: "Some people say that this is to show cuteness and increase popularity."

Yin Shi: "..."

Me: "According to rumors, it's for [Wow--] Jun to take off your clothes conveniently."

The lollipop fell to pieces.

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