The Whole World Thinks I'm a Woman Disguised as a Man

Until the two came to the room, Duan Wenzheng still couldn't stop laughing.

"..."

"Don't laugh, don't laugh."

Perhaps Xue Lan's eyes were too condemning, Duan Wenzheng finally stopped laughing reluctantly: "But if I look a little uglier, I'm afraid I will be regarded as a human trafficker, right?"

"..." Xue Lan turned her head away angrily: "It doesn't matter if it looks good or not."

"Of course it has something to do with it." Duan Wenzheng opened the door of the room casually, but didn't mention the receptionist who looked at him several times before letting them go in doubt: "In case your suave and handsome boyfriend turns ugly, you What if you don't like me?"

Although Xue Lan didn't want to pay attention to his jokes and boasting, she still lowered her head and whispered softly: "No."

"If you don't like me, then I don't mind being a human trafficker and abducting you home." Duan Wenzheng looked around the room in a good mood, and said with satisfaction, "You take a shower first? Or should we go together?"

Xue Lan obediently sat down beside the bed: "You, you go first."

"Success." Duan Wenzheng leaned over and kissed his lips lightly: "Then I'll take a shower first...wait for me."

Xue Lan nodded, watched Duan Wenzheng walk into the bathroom, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone.

Is there any short-term fast-paced class, is there any use for cramming? ! !

Xue Lan was lying on the bedside, and in order to prevent herself from touching the praise by mistake, she tactfully logged into the trumpet, and anxiously and seriously searched for the Meng 1 tutorial again.

I saw the articles published by netizens are: "What to do if your partner xx is too strong, use xxx quickly, let you be a real man" "Persist like this for ten days, and you will become..." "Now it only costs 1 yuan, Receive 998 course worth 1 yuan, and ship within 7 days"...

"..."

Why does he feel that these things are useless at all.

Xue Lan yawned without tears and continued to scroll down, hoping to find something useful in the trash.

The sound of water in the bathroom was rushing, and the time also passed by every minute.

Xue Lan rubbed her sleepy eyes, then continued to scroll down the webpage.

Duan Wenzheng took a shower, and when he walked out of the bathroom, what he saw was that the child who had promised to wait for him just now had fallen asleep peacefully by the bed.

He brushed his hair as he walked over to him.

"Child?"

Xue Lan didn't respond.

"Lan Lan?" Duan Wenzheng stretched out his hand and pinched his soft face.

Xue Lan still didn't respond.

Duan Wenzheng sighed helplessly, sat down beside him, and poked him on the cheek unwillingly: "Baby?"

Still no response.

Duan Wenzheng looked up at the time, and silently put the towel aside.

Played a game all day today, and was dragged by Zhou Wangqing and the others to dinner and chatted so late at night, he had already secretly yawned so many times.

Duan Wenzheng looked at the sleeping child lying beside the bed in front of him, and suddenly he couldn't bear to wake him up.

or……

Just wait till tomorrow morning?

After all, he is not such a person who is not understanding and does not know how to love his partner. As long as he knows tomorrow, it is not impossible to compensate himself more.

Thinking of this, Duan Wenzheng happily placed a kiss on Xue Lan's cheek, intending to hug him into a more comfortable position under the quilt.

But he found that his baby was still holding the mobile phone, and the screen of the mobile phone was not locked because the video was playing.

The video didn't play sound just now, so Duan Wenzheng didn't notice it, but at this moment, he glanced at it and saw the unsuitable content in the video.

Duan Wenzheng feels that Xue Lan's self-awareness and spirit of learning for him are very commendable.By tomorrow morning, he wouldn't mind rewarding his little boyfriend well.

Duan Wenzheng thought this way, and was about to turn off the video and put the phone aside, but found that under the turned off video... was a strange search record.

#How to become fierce 1#

?

Duan Wenzheng flipped up the webpage in a daze, and found a row of records he had clicked on, and...except for this one, he had searched before: "Feng 1 crash", "Quick way to become a fierce 1", "As a How to improve fierce 1"...

?

Duan Wenzheng stared blankly at these strange search records.

Finally, his eyes fell on the user ID of this account——

Resetwind SZD

In Duan Wenzheng's few Weibo impressions, he remembered this ID.

It's the leader of the cult who created himself and Wind's strange CP super talk.

It turns out that this little cult leader...

Just, at, him, beside, around?

Feel, get, he, yes, 0?

Also, think, do, fierce, 1?

?

Duan Wenzheng coldly put the phone aside, picked up the sleeping child by the waist, and walked to the steamy bathroom.

Xue Lan had a dream, he could feel that he was in a very hot pot, and he was about to be steamed into a pot of steamed buns.

He struggled, but he couldn't get away from the steamer. He subconsciously tugged at his sweat-soaked clothes.

"Don't worry."

While he was drowsy, he heard sparse noises, and a pair of hands unbuttoned his clothes understandingly.

but……

Not quite right.

Why didn't those hands leave, but continued downward...

Xue Lan subconsciously wanted to open those annoying hands, how could he have such a dream, how could this dream be so real...

No, something is wrong!

Xue Lan hastily opened his sleepy eyes, but the sight in his eyes made most of his drowsiness disappear in an instant.

At this moment, he was actually lying in the bathtub, and Duan Wenzheng was half-kneeling in front of him. The originally spacious bathtub seemed a little crowded because of the posture of the two of them.But the important thing is that Duan Wenzheng acted like this because he was unbuttoning his pair of pants.

"..."

Xue Lan's face turned crimson instantly: "No, no need, I'll just do it myself."

Duan Wenzheng raised his head when he heard the words, but the gaze that fell on him made him feel trembling all over.

"Do it yourself?" Duan Wenzheng quickly threw his pants aside: "Let me help you."

"No, no need." For some reason, Xue Lan wanted to avoid his gaze with a guilty conscience, and he pulled his slightly open clothes: "I can do it myself, you go outside and wait for me."

"No." Duan Wenzheng's voice couldn't discern emotion, but his fingertips picked|opened the corner of his covered clothes again: "I have to check it carefully."

Xue Lan tightened the corner of her clothes, shivering in the corner of the bathtub.

Why does he think Duan Wenzheng is so scary today! ! !

But Duan Wenzheng swiftly tore off Yan's corner of his clothes again, stripped off the clothes that got in the way, and tied the disobedient child to the water pipe in the corner of the bathtub as best he could.

"Zheng, Brother Zheng..." Xue Lan watched in horror as her hands were bound, unable to break free: "I won't run, so don't tie me up."

"No." Duan Wenzheng kissed the corner of his mouth with a smile: "ResetwindSZD?"

Xue Lan's head exploded with a "buzz".

"Listen to my explanation!!"

"What were you searching for just now?"

"Of course that is..."

Xue Lan breathed a sigh of relief just now, but when she was about to end, she heard Duan Wenzheng ask again:

"Xiao Xie, the leader of the teaching." Duan Wenzheng sneered, pulled off the last piece of cloth from his body, and looked down at him: "Do you think Wen Yan is more like 'Meng 1' than me?"

"...?" Xue Lan didn't understand how this question got brought up here.

"Then why do you feel..." Duan Wenzheng casually turned on the water switch on top of his head, allowing the flowing warm water to drench the two of them, and gradually filled the bathtub without touching them.He tossed the bath towel that got in the way｜and threw it aside: "Will I be the one below?"

"?!"

He put his hands on the sides of the bathtub, and the movement of leaning over a little bit made the water ripple in circles.

I don't know if it's because of the dangerous atmosphere at the moment or because of the warm water gradually filling up in the bathtub, but Xue Lan just feels that she is exactly the same as the steamed steamed bun in her dream.

"You, you let me go first."

Xue Lan didn't have time to think about the meaning of Duan Wenzheng's words, but felt that his wrist was being tightened, and his shyness was like the water in the pool at the moment, making him unable to hide.

"No." Duan Wenzheng's voice was low | hoarse and vague: "So what are you going to prepare for these two months? Are you going to be a fierce one?"

Duan Wenzheng's voice was dangerous, and at this moment he was so angry that he laughed.

"..."

"If you were to wash it yourself, do you know where to wash it?"

"..." Xue Lan's mind went blank, he just felt that he was about to be cooked with shame, because Duan Wenzheng seemed to be afraid that he would not understand, so he poked his hand back as he taught by example.

"Ready to do fierce 1?"

"Prepare for two months?"

"Is my question not clear enough?"

"I shouldn't be so vague, I shouldn't say anything... shall we do it? I should say..." Duan Wenzheng said close to his ear: "Can I...you?"

"Don't...don't say it." Xue Lan was shy and anxious, but his hands were bound and he couldn't block his chattering mouth.

"Then let me ask another question, I can..."

Xue Lan buried her face in his shoulder, unable to tell whether it was his words or his fingers that made him shy enough to want to learn from an ostrich.

Duan Wenzheng's chuckle rang in his ears, as if he had discovered something new and interesting: "Baby, why did you react?"

"..."

"It's so cute." Duan Wenzheng kissed him on the cheek and the corner of his lips: "Don't worry, let's take a shower first."

"..." He didn't! !

Duan Wenzheng helped him take a bath seriously, and his meticulous and restrained movements made Xue Lan feel like he had returned to the old him, except... the action of cleaning a certain position with extra seriousness.

So Xue Lan asked softly with a fluke mentality: "Can you untie it for me?"

"No."

"..."

Just when Xue Lan wanted to find some other topics to ease the awkward atmosphere, Duan Wenzheng picked up a box of things that he didn't know when to put aside.

"...?!"

"Do you know why I'm angry?" Duan Wenzheng asked nonchalantly while taking the thing off and putting it back on.

But he didn't seem to want Xue Lan's answer, but he replied, "It's me who waited so long for such a reason."

"..." Xue Lan shrank back subconsciously.

Duan Wenzheng returned to him again, with one hand on the edge of the bathtub next to his ear, and the other hand leading Xun to the place he had deliberately taken care of just now.

Xue Lan raised his head slightly in pain. He subconsciously wanted to grab something, but his bound hands could only touch the warm air in the bathroom.

Duan Wenzheng nibbled his small chin soothingly, but his voice was somewhat hoarse: "How can you compensate me for these two months... little thing."