The Whole World Thinks I'm a Woman Disguised as a Man

The soft tape covering the corners of his lips seemed to bump into the corners of his lips recklessly, yet seemed to be caressing them carefully.

Xue Lan froze in shock and froze.

His mind seemed to freeze at this moment.

But the softness that hit his lips brushed against his lips repeatedly, and wiped his lips with the tip of his tongue like tasting sweet candy.

This kind of perception spread from his lips to his limbs like an electric shock in an instant, and Xue Lan came back to his senses suddenly, realizing what happened——

Duan Wenzheng actually kissed him? !

He, he is not sober now, he is drunk, but he is sober... Xue Lan hurriedly wanted to push him away: "Duan Wenzheng, wake up, I am... um..."

His hoarse voice did not bring back Duan Wenzheng's consciousness. On the contrary, the drunken and demented person seized the opportunity to cover his lips again and deepen the kiss.

He pried open his lips and teeth with the tip of his tongue, and took advantage of the gap between his words to penetrate deeper into the territory.

The strong aggression on his body also scattered in every tiny corner of his mouth.

Surprised by this sudden change, Xue Lan froze in place again. He was fixed between the bed and Duan Wenzheng at the moment, and their bodies were clinging to each other because of Duan Wenzheng's drunken fall.Duan Wenzheng put all his weight on him, and his hand was fixed on the side of his head at some point, blocking all his thoughts of escaping.

The tip of his tongue was attacking his territory recklessly, leaving him no chance to reclose his lips and teeth.

He obviously didn't drink alcohol.

But Xue Lan felt more and more dizzy, as if he was the one who had drunk in violation of discipline.

Amidst the ambiguous sounds in the air, Xue Lan's face was terribly hot, and her body seemed to gradually lose the strength to struggle.

In the chaos of consciousness, he wanted to bite the troublemaker several times, but he couldn't be cruel anyway.

He finally regained his sobriety, and hurriedly pushed him away again.

"Wake up! I'm not the captain...I'm..."

"Lan Lan."

Duan Wenzheng's murmur made all of Xue Lan's explanations vanish into nothingness in an instant.

The sudden distance between the two brought up an ambiguous silver thread, which fell on Xue Lan's chin in the tug-of-war.

He was so embarrassed that he hurriedly reached out to wipe it off, and felt even more ashamed in front of Duan Wenzheng.

But before his fingertips touched his chin, Duan Wenzheng's sporadic kisses fell down again.

"Don't...dirty..."

Xue Lan hurriedly reached out to push him, but Duan Wenzheng grabbed his wrist and pressed it aside, tracing the source of the kiss from his chin back to his lips.

It's not like the aggressive kiss at the moment before, but it's the same as the kiss with exploration at the beginning.

He leaned over and pecked at his lips. At this moment, this action looked particularly like a puppy begging for food and rubbing its head against its owner's trouser legs or palm, but the difference was that what he was begging for was not food, but...

However, Duan Wenzheng is not sober now, no matter what he does or says, it is not out of instinct.

Xue Lan reminded herself over and over again.

Even if he kissed himself, even if he called out his own name just now, it might be due to the confusion of consciousness.

But he is sober.

How could he take advantage of others' danger and break in at this moment to destroy the relationship between Duan Wenzheng and Wen Yan! !

"Duan, Duan Wenzheng, you are drunk, you are not sober now, you don't even know that you are..."

He was in a strange struggle, trying to explain the current situation to Duan Wenzheng, but Duan Wenzheng leaned over again and deepened the kiss.The tip of his tongue swept across his neat white teeth, instantly sealing his chattering words, showing extreme patience and gentleness at this moment.Lingering between the teeth is like a little bit of groping, waiting for him to open his heart to himself.

Xue Lan struggled, the panic in his heart clamored repeatedly if Duan Wenzheng was sober...he still remembered all of this, how would this matter end, the captain took care of him like that, but he did such a thing!

"Lan Lan..."

Duan Wenzheng was extremely patient. Seeing that Xue Lan refused to compromise, he pecked at the corner of his lips again:

"Lan Lan."

Xue Lan only felt that her sanity was collapsing and crushing little by little.

His refusal hand gradually clenched Duan Wenzheng's lapel | Duan Wenzheng's defense line was finally broken by Duan Wenzheng, and the corners of his stiff lips responded to the kiss little by little.

A gleam of light flashed in Duan Wenzheng's dark eyes, and the gentle and tossing kiss just now gradually became greedy and raging in an instant.

Xue Lan, who was used to his gentleness, was overwhelmed by such a deep kiss. Unable to adapt to Duan Wenzheng's sudden rhythm, he subconsciously struggled again, but Duan Wenzheng directly clenched his wrists and fixed it on top of his head with one hand.

Without the worry of his refusal again, Duan Wenzheng deepened the kiss without any scruples.

Xue Lan's consciousness was in a state of confusion, and when he was separated a little bit during the Qingming Festival, he only felt his cheeks were burning hot, and even his body became unbearably hot, and a hidden corner gradually changed subtly.

He subconsciously identified the legs, and only hoped that Duan Wenzheng would not notice these embarrassing changes.

"Lan Lan."

Duan Wenzheng finally stopped the kiss. He lowered his head and leaned his forehead on his shoulder, his voice was terribly hoarse:

"do you like me?"

Xue Lan froze.

He shook his head hastily: "No..."

Duan Wenzheng chuckled, and suddenly grasped the door of life that he tried so hard to hide through the fabric.

"Liar liar."

Xue Lan's head exploded with a "buzz"!

He never thought that what he hid so carefully and was still thankful that Duan Wenzheng didn't find it would be held in his hand in an instant.

He has no face to look at Duan Wenzheng at this moment.

He buried his head extremely low, wishing he could imitate an ostrich and plunge his head into the ground, and prayed repeatedly, hoping that Duan Wenzheng would lose his memory when he woke up tomorrow!Never remember what happened today! !

Otherwise, he would really ascend to heaven in place! ! !

Correct.

He drank so much wine that he was dumbfounded, otherwise how could he kiss himself, how could he call his own name, and how could he directly "hold the key evidence" when questioning? !

Correct!

When I wake up tomorrow, Duan Wenzheng won't remember anything!

"You..." Xue Lan struggled unsuccessfully, and said discouragedly: "There is still a match tomorrow, so go to sleep!!"

Duan Wenzheng still leaned on his shoulder, even rubbed against his shoulder, and asked again with a drunken ambiguity: "Then do you like me?"

As if to remind him not to lie, Duan Wenzheng slightly tightened the hand that was holding his life gate.

Xue Lan gasped.

Turning his head to the side and burying his face in the quilt, his voice was filled with aggrieved cries: "Hi... like..."

Maybe he only dared to say such a thing when Duan Wenzheng was unconscious, even if Duan Wenzheng would scoff at his liking after hearing it, would forget it completely, would...

But he still said it.

Those greeds that cannot see the light are like a room with curtains drawn in the night, carefully hidden, but there is still a sparse moonlight coming in.

But he only hoped that Duan Wenzheng could forget all of this when the sun rose tomorrow.

Duan Wenzheng, who was leaning on his shoulder, smiled slightly: "I..."

Xue Lan gasped.

He was at a loss as to whether he had an auditory hallucination.

What did Duan Wenzheng say?

He seemed to be saying—

me too.

What is he too?

Xue Lan's heart beat so fast that it seemed to jump out of his chest in an instant.

If Duan Wenzheng felt something, he turned his ears slightly to listen, and the muffled laughter echoed in Xue Lan's ears.

At this moment, Xue Lan just wanted to hold him and ask again, what did he just say?Did he mean...he too?But this sentence was stuck in Xue Lan's mouth, but he couldn't ask it.

What did he ask.

Didn't he already know that Duan Wenzheng wouldn't like him.

Even if asked, how could he believe what he said when he was drunk, and how could he remember when he was sober, it was nothing but joy.

It would be better to just treat this moment as just a dream, knowing the absurdity but enjoying it.

Xue Lan felt even more sour in his eyes, but Duan Wenzheng's hand was still clenched somewhere, and he twisted and turned around trying to escape from his palm.Duan Wenzheng looked up into his eyes.

Xue Lan froze in place.

At this moment, Duan Wenzheng's eyes did not have the emptiness of being drunk, and he was focusing on him.

Xue Lan only felt that his head was short-circuited at this moment, unable to understand the situation in front of him.

But Duan Wenzheng asked in that still hoarse but extraordinarily clear-headed voice: "I've remembered everything you said."

"?!"

"No!!" Xue Lan shook her head in fright, struggling like a fish being pressed on a cutting board: "No, no! I didn't say, I..."

Duan Wenzheng let go of the shackles on him instead. Just when Xue Lan was about to slip away happily, he just turned over and struggled to get away, but suddenly heard a fragmented conversation behind him——

……

"Liar liar."

"You... there is still a match tomorrow, so go to sleep!!"

"Then do you like me?"

"Like...like..."

"Me too."

……

The familiar voice has a distorted voice coming from the electronic equipment, but the voice is still difficult to hide and ambiguous, and the words made people blush and heartbeat.

Xue Lan's face flushed instantly, and the movement of running away was also frozen in place.

"Do you want to renege on the debt?" Duan Wenzheng threw the phone aside and hugged him from behind: "How can you be reckless now?"

"..."

Xue Lan's head was dizzy, and Duan Wenzheng pretended to be drunk? !He...he even lied to him that he liked it, and...recorded it? !

but.

Wait a moment.

Xue Lan felt something was wrong again.

But, why did Duan Wenzheng do this...and he seemed to say just now——

So is he.

That is not to say.

Xue Lan's heartbeat became rapid again, as if she had reached the peak height while doing a jumping machine, and she also raised her heart for the upcoming fall.

Duan Wenzheng placed kisses on the tip of his ear sparsely, and said in a hoarse voice, "So from now on, we will be together."

"?!" Xue Lan stumbled and said, "Wait, wait a minute."

"Wait." Duan Wenzheng said unceremoniously, "Why, you just want to admit it when you pull up your pants?"

"..." Where did he take off... Pooh!

"Freedom in love." Duan Wenzheng took a step back and said, "If you regret it in the future, you can break up with me at any time."

Xue Lan felt that his words were a bit wrong?How did they get together?How about the transition from being together to the stage of discussing breaking up?

But he was being questioned by Duan Wenzheng, but Duan Wenzheng, who had just discussed a free breakup, said again:

"Of course, I will never agree."

"..."

"But." Xue Lan still couldn't turn the corner: "Don't you like Wen..."

Duan Wenzheng bit the tip of his ear, and heard him suck in a breath of pain, and then sneered in relief: "Pull away those strange thoughts of yours, I have never liked him before."

This bite was not light.

"Little liar." He looked sideways at the tears in Xue Lan's eyes due to the pain, his eyes dimmed again, and he kissed him in the ear as compensation and whispered: "How many times have I said that?" , I have always liked you."

For a moment, complex emotions of bewilderment, emotion, and struggle flooded Xue Lan's heart, but these were only for a moment.

Because at the next moment, Duan Wenzheng's hand was once again dishonestly held where it shouldn't be.

"It's still early, we can finish what we just didn't finish."