Destiny finally hits the green tea slag [Transmigration Book]

Shocked by his sudden thought, Bai Yu slapped his thigh fiercely.

He should have thought a long time ago that a person with such conditions as the protagonist should stand tall and be beautiful alone.

Gu Dao was taken aback by his sudden movement, so he had no choice but to get up from the ground to help him: "What's wrong? Could it be that your legs are numb?"

It's not that the legs are numb.I'm numb.Bai Yu said in his heart, this dog-licking father is wrong!

Gu Dao couldn't see what he was thinking at this moment, so he frowned and said, "Let's go back."

"I'm not going back." Bai Yu stopped him from holding his hand.

"Why?" Gu Dao's expression was filled with confusion: "Do you have something to do later?"

Bai Yu stared at him fixedly, motionless.

"I won't go back in the future." Bai Yu said.

"What do you mean?" Gu Dao became quiet.

Bai Yu was silent for three seconds to sort out his expression, making the atmosphere of the crematorium even more crematory at the moment.He looked at Gu Dao through his nostrils for the first time, snorted coldly, and then said:

"Can't you understand? You've been fired."

"I was fired?" Gu Dao raised his eyebrows, calmly, "Be more specific."

"My 11-figure net worth determines that I can raise a group of canaries as long as I want. The reason why I didn't raise them before is because I am lazy and afraid of trouble, but people should pursue hard work, so I decided to raise some obedient ones. Canary, and you, Gu Dao, you are an old sparrow, I decided to uphold the concept of liking the new and loathing the old to terminate your nurturing, the shares transferred to you before will be the breakup fee, you still keep the house, see you in the future Bye-Bye."

Bai Yu said as if reciting scriptures.

"..."

Gu Dao's eyes dimmed, and he followed his words: "What if I don't want your shares, nor your house?"

Bai Yu replied without thinking: "Stop saying that, you won't win my heart, you'll have something by your side."

After finishing speaking, he also took out a facial tissue and blew his nose, which didn't exist at all: "Otherwise, it would be as if I've prostituted you for more than half a year, and you didn't get anything in the end. This is too pitiful."

Gu Dao: "..."

He finally understood why Bai Yu always gave people a feeling that his style of painting was wrong recently, and the co-author was here to ambush the pen.

This move caught Gu Dao by surprise, but Gu Dao was not too sad.

Because Gu Dao knew Bai Yu well, and Bai Yu had a mental cleanliness addiction, which is what the saying goes. If he finds a person, he will not change unless it is absolutely necessary.Therefore, Bai Yu threatened to find a group of canaries, which is eight out of ten out of Bai Yu's angry words.It was Bai Yu who manipulated him.

Even though he was clear, he still had to pretend to be sad on the surface, so as not to let Bai Yu's clumsy acting skills down - he had to cheer.

no sooner said than done.Gu Dao didn't cry at all, the tears fell like a river breaking its embankment without warning.

Bai Yu was taken aback.

After being scared, Bai Yu told himself: Don't panic, crying is the basic quality of an actor!

He wanted to smoke Gen Liqun to calm himself down, but then he thought he couldn't smoke, so he had to give up.

"I'll send you back." Bai Yu could only say indifferently.

"Can you not leave?" Gu Dao asked him, wiping away his tears, his face was expressionless but it still made people feel heartbroken, "Did I do something wrong? You want to treat me like this."

Bai Yu didn't even dare to look at his expression, fearing that it might hit the soft heart of the original owner.

"If I do something wrong, you can scold me and ignore me, but you can't just drive me away. What will you do when I leave? Who will take care of your stomach?"

"Uncle, you just told me that you want to grow old forever. I also want to grow old with you forever."

I think you want to give me an early death.Bai Yu complained.

He coughed and made a phone call wordlessly.After the phone rang, Bai Yu said, "Hello."

Suo Yi seems to have just left work, and the sound of a car horn honking can be heard from time to time, and it seems to be blocked.

"What's the matter, Brother Yu, I just came out of Overall, what do you need from me?"

"Yeah." Bai Yu pursed his lips, looked at Gu Dao with some embarrassment, and said to the other end of the phone, "Pick me up."

"Go back? Where?" Suo Yi didn't understand, "What's wrong?"

Bai Yu felt that he had made a mistake. Suo Yi is a straight man and he can't act, so he must pretend not to be.He should have called Fu Yunzhi.With Lao Fu present, he would definitely be able to perform a large-scale romantic love and ethics idol drama for him.

Hmm...that is, there is as much blood as there is blood.

"Go back to your house." Bai Yu coughed and said, "I have a cold and my throat is not very good. Come quickly."

"Okay, you wait for me, you send me your location. I will be there soon." Suo Yi said.

Just as Bai Yu was about to send him the location, the phone was taken away by Gu Dao.

Bai Yu glared at him: "What are you doing?"

Gu Dao said, "From now on, I'll keep it for you."

This kid still wants to stop him from acting?Bai Yu said, "You want to rebel?"

It's a pity that he looks so gentle that he can't bluff anyone, at least not Gu Dao.

Gu Dao nodded.Then he grabbed his arm and dragged him directly into the car, throwing him in the back seat.

Before hanging up the phone, Suo Yi tentatively asked, "Hello?"

He was hung up mercilessly as soon as he finished calling.It was embarrassing for him.

Is this some new love/interest?not understand well.Suo Yi had no choice but to continue to honk.

Bai Yu was directly dragged into the car by Gu Dao and thrown on the seat, he was so angry that he laughed.

Before he straightened up again, Gu Dao pressed his legs to his side and took off his coat without saying a word.

Baiyu:?

? ?

???

Damn, isn't the speed a bit too fast?This is still the parking lot in front of the pet hospital, the day is bright and the sky is bright, the car door is not closed, what does Gu Dao want to do?

Bai Yu said: "You want to have sex with me in public/and then enter the game together/, don't you?"

Who knows that Gu Dao thought about it, and replied: "It's not impossible. I'm not as shameless as you."

"..."

"You think I can't handle you?"

"You have." Gu Dao kissed him indifferently, "Aren't you dealing with me now?"

Bai Yu turned his face away and said, "I'm really not joking with you, I don't love you anymore, it's useless for you to pester me no matter how much you do."

Gu Dao silently pressed his hand on the car window, with such strength that Bai Yu gasped.

As a canary, this is the first time that Gu Dao has treated the father of the funder like this.

It's about to break the can.

Bai Yu was forced to look at each other by Gu Dao.There seems to be an invisible force playing games between the two.

Neither side is willing to let go.

After an unknown amount of time, Gu Dao let go of Bai Yu's bloodshot hands.He lowered his voice and said with a serious expression: "Uncle, have you already decided?"

"Decided not to want me?"

Bai Yu said: "Yes, I have decided." Between you and my life, I decisively chose to save my life.

"Oh." Gu Dao responded indifferently.

"Do you want to break up/cannon? It is my last gift to you. It is also a memorial to my dead love."

The author has something to say:

Bai Yu: The gift of srds is not very friendly to my waist :)